My Unforgettable Foe

Year: 175 CE

Chapter 1

Tank says: "Ugh this Elmo thing is stupid. Because of them I'M HOMELESS IN SOME RANDOM NATION I DON'T KNOW THE LANGUAGE OF"

Tank goes to a random apple store and googles cheap houses on one of the computers on

uh

sale

ye

anyway

Tank finds a cheap house for sale :flushed:

Tank says: "WOAH THIS HOUSE COSTS 500 RUBLES :smirk_cat:!"

"AND IT'S IN... Nakmai.."

"."

"."

"."

Tank decides to look at houses in Sizzle but they all cost way too much

Tank says: "Maybe I should just go to Nakmai.."

"WAIT"

"NO"

"THEY'RE COMMIES"

"I CAN'T START LIVING IN A COMMUNIST NATION"

Everybody awkwardly stares at Tank shouting at himself

Tank says: "But.. It's so cheap.."

".."

"NO. I'M A KING!! I CAN'T LIVE IN SOME UGLY OLD COMMIE HOUSE :rage:"

Tank says: "Wait even if I go to Nakmai I can't speak ... whatever their commie language is"

"wait.."

Tank googles Nakmai official languages

Tank says: "Most Nakmaians know english?.. I mean.. I know a little bit of english i guess I could communicate with them-"

"NO"

"NO"

"COMMUNISM IS BAD"

"i HATE COMMUNISM"

"I HBET THEY'RE ALL ORPHANS ANYWAY"

"buti'mstarvingandIbarelyhaveanymoneyforahotel"

Tank says: "OKAY FINE I'LL GO TO NAKMAI"

Tank looks at the cheapest way to get there

Tank says: "Walking."

".."

Tank says: "Fine. I guess I'll WALK to the stupid COMMIE NATION"

Tank starts following that path

the path u made

Oh but before tank leaves

he steals an iphone

and runs off

because he's better than everybody else and he deserves a free iphone

20 days later

Tank gets to uh

school village i know the name of thanpho i think

in Nakmai

Tank is starving, cold, thirsty and tired

Tank says: "I should've have just stayed in Sizzle"

"there was no need for somebody like me to walk to this disgusting nation."

Somebody walks up to Tank

??? says: "Bạn gỏi lắm? Bạn trông xấu xa lol "

Tank says: "."

"what? (in english to be specific haha)"

??? says: "Oh you don't speak vietnamese lmao"

"Should've guessed so, since you look white"

Tank says: ":eye::eye:"

??? says: "Anyway you look like you're about to die from hunger. want me to buy some food for you"

Tank says: "Uh... Sure..."

??? takes Tank to some fancy sushi restaurant

??? says: "Order anything you want. I'm kind of a big deal in Nakmai so I'm rich lol"

Tank says: "Rich?"

??? says: "NO COORROPTION HERE"

"NO CORRUPTION"

"TRUST ME"

"TRUST ME"

"ANYWAY"

"JUST ORDER ANYTHING YOU WANT"

"MY TREAT"

Tank says: "Okay commie :rolling_eyes:"

??? says: "Anyway my name is An what's your name :zany_face:"

Tank says: "A commie like you doesn't deserve to know my name."

An says: "Uh okay then."

Tank orders everything on the menu

An says: "While we are waiting for all the food you ordered.. What happened to you :rofl:"

"Are you a left-over Luxurian Soldier or something :rolling_eyes: "

"Actually wait you accent doesn't sound Luxurian.."

Tank says: "..."

static starts comming from tank's jacket or whatever he has on

"jhiweriuh"

Tank takes out the radio and puts it on the table"

An says: "What"

"Why do you have a radio"

the radio looks incredibally old

as if it was from the 30s or 40s (yat years)

An says: "It looks hella old too"

"Wait.. are you a time traveller from the past? :flushed: "

Tank says: "SHUT UP"

An says: "Woah okay calm down :rolling_eyes:"

The purification of the west shall commence soon. You may see our brave warriors of the lord preparing for the purification at the city of Salekhard. The glimmer shall be extinguished. Stay in tune, Do not turn off your radio.

An says: "What"

An says: "What did the first part say?"

Tank says: "The same thing it said in English :rolling_eyes: "

"God you're so stupid"

An says: "Okay"

"Wait so what's the radio even talking about"

"Purification?"

Tank says: "The Elmo cult sent me this radio. It talks about everything the Elmo Cult is going to do :rolling_eyes: :raised_back_of_hand:"

"Purification is unimportant"

An says: "Okay then"

Tanks 29832 orders finally come

An says: "wait"

"Elmo cult sent you this?"

Tank says: "It's actual name is Abyysky. Though I doubt a stupid commie like you would know"

An says: "Ohhh them"

An says: "."

"Wait are you from Abyssky :flushed:?"

Tank says: "GOD NO"

"I was the king of Yamalia."

An says: "Oh"

"Did you take your medications this morning?"

Tank says: "."

"I'M NOT LYING"

"I'M THE KING OF YAMALIA"

An says: "Sure sure"

Tank angrily eats the Sushi

An googles leaders of Yamalia and sees Tank on one of the images

Anyway after Tank finishes eating the sushi they leave the restaurant since it's night already

An says: "So uhh"

"Do you have a place to stay?"

Tank says: "..."

"OBVIOUSLY :rage: I'M THE GREAT KING OF YAMALIA :triumph:"

An says: "Oh okay then, goodbye :zany_face:"

An starts to leave

Tank says: "."

Tank starts to follow An

An stops

Tank says: "Uh.. My house is that way too.."

An says: "oh okay :zany_face:

An starts walking to his home and Tank follows behind

After a while An finally gets to his house

An says: ".."

"You don't have a house."

Tanks says: "I DO"

"JUST BECAUSE YOU COMMIES ARE BROKE AND DON'T HAVE HOUSES TO GO TO DOESN'T MEAN I'M THE SAME!"

An says: "."

"I'll leave the door open"

An goes inside his house

Tank is too stubborn to go inside An's house so he sits outside of it and listens to the radio

Join us, citizens. It is time for the warriors of the lord to spread the shadows. Observe their exit. Observe the shimmer being extinguished. Stay in tune, Do not turn off your radio

The graveyard has been entered into our holy order.

Autonomy of Luvamatrilia has been abolished.

Purification shall commence.

Marcus Markus Alexander says: "aw that sucks :cry:"

"Ig i'll go chill with aunt susie for a bit"

Marcus Markus Alexander disappears into the ground

Tank is still too stubborn to go inside An's house

Tank says: "Wait I shouldn't sit outside his house :rage: Then he'll ACTUALLY think I have no house!

Tank says: "..."

"..."

"..."

Tank sees the lights in An's house get turned off :zany_face:

Tank says: "So he's going to sleep i presume :triumph:?"

"The AUDACITY of him :rage:"

Tank starts to fall asleep

Tank says: "the audacity.. of this man.. this.. zzzzzzzzzzz"

He falls asleep lol !!!

The next morning :punch::raised_back_of_hand:

Tank wakes up

on a couch

Tank says: "..."

"IUOW3ERHUOIWERHUWOEYIGRWEUYORGWEURYG"

"HOW DARE I BE KIDNAPPED"

Tank falls off the couch

Tank stressfully gets up and starts to look around

Tank says: "This better not be karma for all the orphans I sent to the mines :rage:"

An walks into the room

An says: "Good morning :zany_face:"

Tank says: ".."

"YOU"

"KIDNAPPED ME"

"THE AUDACITY!?!?!?!?!"

"WHEN I GET YAMALIA BACK YOU WILL GET THE DEATH PENALTY"

An says: "Lol I don't think that's how it works :rofl:"

"Anywayyyy"

Tank notices the news

Tank says: "Luvama..trilia..."

"Who.... OH. THE WEIRDOS NEXT DOOR :rolling_eyes:"

"UGH, I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE OVER THEM :rage:"

An says: ":cry: bro you had like a decade to invade them"

Tank says: "I WAS PREPARING"

An says: "PREPARING FOR WHAT :sob: THE GHOSTS TO HAUNT YOU?"

"Anyway that's beside the point"

"I made 20 vegan tacos by accident"

"want some :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: "Vegan? What are you, Gay?"

An says: "What does being a vegan have to do with being gay :sob:"

Tank says: "Real men eat meat :rolling_eyes:"

An says: "Okay then"

"ig you'll have to just starve"

An goes to eat his 20 vegan tacos he made by accident

Chapter 2

1 Hour later or something

An walks back into his living room after finishing his 20 vegan tacos he made by accident.

And he notices that Tank is still in his living room for some reason :sob:???

An says: "tbh I thought you would've left by now :skull:"

"But if you wanna stay you can stay I don't mind"

Tank says: "I DON'T WANT TO STAY HERE :rolling_eyes: I'm just.. on facation in your house :triumph:"

An says: "You're on vacation in my house got it :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: "Annoying :rolling_eyes:"

omw to come up with interesting scenarios

An says: "Oh yeah, I wanna give you something"

Tank says: "Don't. :smiley:"

An hands Tank some money

Tank says: "..."

"Are you trying to insult me?"

An says: "No? If you don't want the money then I'll just-"

Tank grabs the money out of An's hands :zany_face:

An says: "anywayyyyy I gotta do leadership stuff :zany_face: don't burn the house down :cry: I only have 5 houses :pensive:"

Tank says: "I hope you get hit by a car. If you commies even have those :rofl:"

An says: "Haha okay, bye :wave:"

An leaves

Tank stands awkwardly in the communist house. Not knowing what to do :eye::eye::raised_back_of_hand:

12 HOURS LATER IDK

An comes back home from doing his very important leadership duties

An comes thru the door and notices something weird :eye::eye:

The house is very clean for some reason like chile where did all the dust go :sob:

An shouts: "EYY YOU STILL HERE? :zany_face:"

Tank says: "NO."

An says: "OK COOL"

"dam ig he rlly left- wait."

Tank comes out from the kitchen

Tank says: "Your house is literal GARABGE"

"It's barely BREATHABLE :rage:"

An says: "lol yeah, I just don't like cleaning things"

Tank says: ":rolling_eyes: I would tell you to hire a maid, but I doubt you poor commies could even afford one."

An says: "haha yeah :smirk_cat: anyway did your creepy radio say anything while I was gone?"

Tank says: "No."

An says: "dam okay. Going to go to sleep now :yawning_face:"

An goes upstairs to his room

THE NEXT DAY

Tank decided to sleep on the couch :raised_back_of_hand: but anyway An wakes him up :zany_face: :punch:

An says: "Hey buddy wake up :triumph: :smirk_cat:"

Tank wakes up annoyed :triumph:

Tank says: "What is it :eye::nose::eye:"

An says: "Wanna come check out some new apartment building w/ me :smirk_cat: I have to check if it's livable or something idk why they can't just hire a professional :rofl:"

Tank says: "No thank you. I'd rather not see one of your ugly commie blocks."

An says: "It isn't a commie block tho :relieved:  We don't do those here :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: ":rolling_eyes:"

Surprisingly Tank decides to come along :flushed: I guess it's because he doesn't really have anything to do tho :eye::eye:

Anyway An and Tank arrive at the Apartment building. And it looks based and cool and epic and cool.

An says: "So what do you think :relieved:?"

Tank says: "Katryk has way better apartments than this one :rolling_eyes:"

An says: "Anywayyy let's go inside"

An and Tank go inside the building

An touches the walls

He doesn't know what he's doing

An says: "mhm yeah these walls seem good"

Tank says: "There's a crack on the wall :eye::eye:"

An says: "Lol it's fineeeee all Nakmai buildings have those :zany_face:"

Tank says: "Right :rolling_eyes:"

An and Tank check out the building and then get to the rooftop.

Tank says: "Oh wow, I sure do love staring at nothing but forest :rage:"

An says: "Okay? anyway I forgot why we were here."

Tank and An go closer to the edge of the rooftop because monke brain

An says: "dam there's no safety rail thingy"

"oh well"

":rofl:"

Stay in tune, Do not turn off your radio

nk gets spooked a bit

but quickly takes out the radio

An says: "Oh cool :flushed:"

"Heyy yk you should give us the radio :smirk_cat: So we can be prepared for the uh.. Aby ski"

Tank says: "Shut up :rolling_eyes: Let's hear what the freaky elmo cult has to say."

Followers of the holy order, We shall gather in Poseshchayemyy as we observe our holy warriors prepare for the final crusade (which im alowed to do inr ussia frivdfhIUFHRE) to liberate the tortured soils of the rus from its enlightened chains and embrace the shadows of the dark sun creeping across the world. Enlist today! Stay in tune. Do not turn off your radio

An says: "Final crusade :thinking:  Are they gonna attack another country or something lmao"

Tank says: ":rolling_eyes:"

Light the flames.

Embrace the cold.

Chapter 3

After listening to the freaky Elmo Cult and it's news... (Tank translated for An because he kept asking :skull: )

An says: "That's kind of spooky :cold_sweat: But isn't it crazy how we stood on top of this apartment for like multiple weeks?"

Tank says: "You commies and your weird sense of time :rolling_eyes:"

"Anyway, I have no clue what the radio is trying to explain."

An says: "mood. anyway ig this apartment is pretty good. it hasn't fallen down yet like the last 29."

Tank says: "Do all commies not have stable buildings :rofl: :rolling_eyes: You communists are quite sad."

An says: "haha well Nakmai did just have a purge like a few years ago :cry: all of the good architects died so like..."

Tank says: "You guys deserved it."

An says: ":eye::eye: uh.."

An says: "Do you always wish death upon others or something?"

Tank says: "Only to the people that deserve it :)"

An says: "i feel like you're being kind of rude to all the people that did die in the purge"

Tank says: "RUDE? THEY DESERVED IT."

"THEY WERE COMMUNISTS"

An says: "yes because babies support communism :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "Are you mocking me?"

An says: "I'm just saying, you're being pretty insensitive."

Tank says: "SO?"

Tank says: "YOU'RE WRONG I'M RIGHT :rage:"

An says: "Buddy, calm down. :eye::eye:"

Tank says: "EVERYBODY THAT LIVES IN A COMMUNIST NATION DESERVES DEATH."

An says: "But you lived in Yamalia before you made it a monarchy, wouldn't that mean you deserve death?"

"you're being hypocritical"

Tank says: "???"

"HOW AM I BEING HYPOCRITICAL"

"YOU'RE BEINFG THE HYPOCRITE"

"YOU IDIOT"

"STUPID COMMIE"

Tank starts to attack An :heart_eyes: :zany_face: :punch:

An says: "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PUNCH ME :sob:"

Tank says: "YOU'RE WRONG. COMMUNISTS ARE ALWAYS WRONG :rage:"

An and Tank start to get too close to the edge of the rooftop (because they were on the rooftop of the apartment aha xoxo)

An says: "We're both going to fall if you don't stop :sob:"

Loud distorted static noises emit from the radio

An says: "This is not the background music i'd want"

"Hey let's just go back home and check the news :cry:?"

Tank says: "Do you think I'll let you win this argumen-"

Tank then slips

And begins to fall from the apartment building

But An quickly grabs Tank

Tank says: "WHIHU WHAT"

An pulls Tank back up

Tank says: "What"

An says: ":sob: See???? Let's just go home."

Tank says: "What.. Why did you.. save me??"

"Commies don't have hearts what is this :rage:"

An says: "haha"

"ok but seriously. let's stop fighting and go check the news"

Tank says: "..."

"Tsk, fine."

Tank and An FINALLY go home after 3 weeks

An turns on the news uwu

Abyysky had unified all of russia

An says: "That's spooky. I wonder what it means"

Tank says: "I HATE that elmo cult."

Tank says: "If only I had some way to communicate with the others. Then I could tell them to gang up on Abyysky :rolling_eyes:"

An says: "ye ikr"

"wait"

Tank says: "wait"

"YOU'RE THE LEADER OF NAKMAI"

An says: "mood"

Tank says: "okay wait I need to think about this."

Tank says: "You tell the other AAC members about Abyyskys horrible crimes."

An says: "uhh..."

"invading countries?"

Tank says: "NO YOU IDIOT, THE EXTERMINATION CAMPS :rage:"

An says: "THEY HAVE WHAT"

Tank says: "WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY MEANT BY PURIFICATION"

An says: "idk?? :sob:"

Tank says: "Tell the other members that abyysky kills minorities and convince everybody to declare war on them."

An says: "well okay"

Tank says: ".."

Tank says: "So are you going to go or what. :rolling_eyes:"

An says: "oh what you want me to do it now?"

Tank says: "YES?? I DO NOT WANT TO STAY HERE ANY LONGER :triumph:"

An says: "What about the people dying"

Tank says: "YEAH THERE'S UH.. PEOPLE DYING"

"SO GO TELL THE OTHERS"

An says: "Okay okay :sob: :raised_back_of_hand:"

An puts on his epic work clothes and leaves the house

An gets to his work place :punch:

(world war 14 happens here, note from hakced to future hakced formatting this)

Chapter 4

Do not look in the church, The situation is being handled.

Please don't. It is handled.

Tank says: "Maybe I should tell this to the commie..."

Tank decides to tell An.

Tank searches up An's office and gets a taxi to it.

Tank arrives at the building and goes to An's office.

Assistant says: "An you have a visitor."

An says: "Cool let them in."

Please stop. We are handling it.

Tank says: "Commie. The radio is saying some suspicious things so I'd thought I'd let you know."

An says: "What's it saying?"

Tank says: "It said "Do not look in the church, the situation is being handled.""

"I suggest you tell the others about it this. This might be a key to winning."

An says: "Haha ok bud."

Nakmai informed the world and sent a spy plane over a small village 500 kilometres east of Linasgrad named "Abyysky".

They see a horde of 800 people banging on the door of a old wooden church.

Until one breaks in.

All the people are visibly horrified..

The people find the system that Bohdan had used to talk into the radio.

Is this thing on still?

Can you all hear this from your radios?

Dmitry call me if you can hear this.

Its me Andrusha from the village, you know.

Ringing sounds are heard.

Shit.

Uh.

Should I tell the people?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uhhh... Okay.

The patriarch is dead.

Dunno how. Abyysky church was locked we broke in and like, his corpse is here. All the tables and chairs are smashed.

The broadcasting on this thing was off yet it was still recording like, 3 weeks ago.

We found like, recording of the event.

I don't know. He threw himself into the tables and chairs after screaming for hours or something.

^{Tank says: "The Patriarch is dead."}

An says: "Uh."

Tank says: "The leader of Abyysky."

An says: "WHAT"

"LEGIT?"

Tank says: "Yes. Now go tell the others."

(ww14 continues)

The two then proceeded to narrate the collapse of Abyysky.

Tank says: "It seems it is over :relieved: I should start heading back to Yamalia. I need to discuss regaining my land back :heart_eyes:"

An says: "Oh, wait what, already?"

An says: "You haven't even tried out our food :triumph:"

Tank says: "Obviously I'd want to leave right away :rolling_eyes:"

"Take me to your nearest airport."

An says: "uhhhhhh"

"wellllllllllll.........."

"Nakmai airports were kind of destroyed a while backkkk.. so like.. the only way to get here is by boat"

"or crossing the border from our neighbours"

Tank says: "..."

Abyysky and California die lol !!! Which leaves Luxuria but this isn't about them

An wyay

Now that Abyysky has been replaced by Rossiya, Tank wants to head back home to Yamalia so he can discuss regaining it with the Rossiya goverment

But oh no, there are no airports in Nakmai :pensive:

Tank says: "You communists and your pathetic living conditions."

"How am I going to get to Rossiya now?? :rage:"

An says: "I mean, you can always just go by boat?"

Tank says: "No thank you."

An says: "I mean, if you go by boat we can get you to Yakamoto. Once you get there you can use their airport?"

Tank says: "Then I'd rather walk :triumph:"

An says: "Why tho?"

An says: "If you go by boat then you can just chill on it for like 10 hours or somethin"

Tank says: "I WON'T GO BY BOAT."

Waiter says: "Could you two please leave the restaurant? You've been disturbing our customers for a while now.."

Tank says: "SHUT UP COMMIE"

Tank says: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

"I COULD HAVE YOU BEHEADED ANY SECOND NOW."

An says: "AHAHHAA HE'S JOKING"

An whispers to Tank: "Please don't say that, I don't want to buy you out of prison :cry:"

Tank says: "Wh-"

Two security guards come up to An and Tank

Waiter says: "P-Please leave..."

Tank says: "NO"

"YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS"

"YOU'RE JUST A SLAVE"

The security guards kick Tank and An out of the restaurant :zany_face:

An says: ":eye::eye:"

"I mean like go off ig? :rofl:"

Tank says: "Shut up. Right.. Now I have to figure out how to get to Rossiya.."

An says: "I can get you a ticket for a luxurious cruise if you want?"

Tank says: "Are you deaf? I said I won't go by boat."

An says: "But why?? Are you scared of boats or something?"

Tank says: "No :rolling_eyes:"

An says: "Uhh.. the ocean?"

Tank says: "..."

"NO"

"i'M NOT"

An says: "Okay this is going nowhere let's just go home"

Tank and An go home :zany_face:

An yawns and says: "Dam it's pretty late. We should head to sleep. Gotta deal with them peace treaties tomorrow probably :rofl:  If Luxuria decides to stop fighting ofc ofc"

Tank says: "I hope you die in your sleep."

An says: "haha thanks"

An goes upstairs to his room

Tank sleeps on the couch

Later...

An wakes up in the middle of the night after he hears strange noises

An says: "mhhm....... is my neighbour trying to break in again?...."

An gets up and listens a bit closer

He hears a voice, but doesn't understand what it's saying

An says: "Mm.... guess i'll check it out.."

An walks downstairs and looks around

He goes to the living room since that's where he's hearing the noises, but then he realises that the one making the noises is just Tank :triumph:

Tank says: "No.. No.. What's happening.."

An says: "oh what"

An says: "you good?"

An walks closer but he notices that Tank is sleeping

Tank says: "No.. NO DONT LEAVE, PLEASE-"

An realises how distressed Tank has become and wakes him up :punch:

An says: "Hey wake up, you good? :cry:"

Tank wakes up :zany_face:

Tank says: "wh"

"what"

An says: "You were saying some weird things while you were sleeping and I got kind of worried"

Tank says: "..."

"Leave me alone. I don't want to talk right now."

An says: "You sure? My mom always said that whenever something is troubling you, you should tell somebody about it.. or uh,, something like that"

Tank says: "..."

"FINE"

"If you insist."

An sits down to listen :punch: :raised_back_of_hand:

Tank says: "ugh.. Where do I even begin.. It's a long story."

".. I had a nightmare.. And it was about the past."

"When I was 12 years old, I was out fishing with my grandpa."

"At the time my Uncle has just been killed by the communists. So my grandparents took me in."

"Anyway, so we're fishing.. and then a big storm happens."

"We try to go back to shore, but the waves makes it hard for us to move the boat."

"And then suddenly.. A big wave appears and we both get taken into the water."

"After struggling to get out of the water, I make it back onto the water"

"But... My grandfather.. He wasn't able to get back onto the boat.."

"I look around but I can't seem to find him"

"It seems that the ocean had taken him away."

An says: "...Oh.. I'm sorry."

Tank says: "Tsk, no need to be sorry :rolling_eyes:"

Tank says: "Anywa, I told you what happened. Now you can go back to sleep."

An says: "Yeah.. Good night. I'll try to figure out a way you can get to Rossiya without a boat :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "Good night, commie."

Then they both went back to sleep.

Chapter 5

The next morning :zany_face:

An and Tank are discussing how to get Tank to Rossiya :triumph:

An says: "How did you get to Nakmai in the first place :thinking: Since we don't have airports :cry:"

Tank says: "Did I not tell you before? :rolling_eyes:  I walked from Sizzle to Nakmai."

vbreaking news the yamalia oblast and katryk krai dumas(parliaments) have been set up (insert russian names here) are the governors

Tank says: "what"

Tank says: "NO"

"THEY DON'T DESERVE IT???"

An says: "Oh that reminds me, that Vladimir guy is in Nakmai currently"

"I check his facebook and he has posted pics of him being in Hanoi"

Tank says: "..."

"VLADIMIR"

Tank says: "Tsk, I shouldn't get off topic. But I'd like to punch Vladimir in the face."

An says: "lol i can probably get u to him if you want"

Tank says: "What do you mean :rolling_eyes:"

Tank says: "Democracy.."

Tank says: "I shouldn't go punching people.. I need to get my country back :rage:"

An says: "i get you want it back, but why are you in a hurry?"

"It's not like the world is going to explode tomorrow :cry: "

Tank says: ":rolling_eyes: I just want to get out of this hell hole."

An says: "lol ok"

An says: "Ok but about the Vladimir dude.. He's been invited to a "famous" people party in Hanoi."

Tank says: ".."

"HIM???"

"WHY NOT ME??"

"I WAS THE KING"

An says: "Don't question it too much. Nakmaian folks don't know what famous means :rofl:"

"Anyway.. I've been invited to that party too. I could probably get you on the guest list :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "OBVIOUSLY PUT ME ON THE GUEST LIST?? NO REASON THAT VLADIMIR SHOULD BE ON IT."

"I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH HIM... :rage:"

"WE'RE GOING TO HANOI."

tottaly didn't make this all up just so An and Tank could go to a fancy party

ok anyway

An says: "One problem though, to get to Hanoi we'd need to ride the river to Phnom Penh. Are you fine with that?"

Tank says: "eh.. yeah :rolling_eyes: Your rivers are pathetically shallow."

An says: "cool!"

And so Tank and An began their trip to Hanoi :punch: Which I'm going to skip because nothing interesting happens.

Tank and An finally get to Hanoi after 5 Days

Imagine Hanoi doesn't have only one building!

Tank says: "This place looks like garbage."

An says: "mood, anyway uh.. It got bombed during the purge so we had to rebuild it"

"Anyway the party is going to happen in a fancy ball room."

"and I just realised I forgot to bring suits"

Tank says: "I guess communists also have bad memory :rolling_eyes::raised_back_of_hand:"

An says: "It's okay though! Dynamap says there's a clothes shop nearby :smirk_cat: we can buy suits there !"

Tank and An go to buy suits :punch:

An says: "We.. Look.. S T Y L I S H"

"Yo let's take a pic :flushed:"

Tank says: "No."

"I don't want evidence of me being in Nakmai."

An says: "i won't post it trust me :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "No. :rage:"

Tank starts to leave but the An forcefully puts his arm around Tank and takes a picture

Tank says: "ARE YOU DEAF?"

An says: "skjdkswjdksjd an i oop- :flushed:"

Anyway, Tank and An get kicked out of the store after buying the suits :punch:

anyway

The next day...

It's the day of the party

Tank and An arrive at the building the party is being held at..

Tank says: "Yamalia has better buildings."

An says: "lol maybe, i've never been to yamalia"

An and Tank go inside and head for the ball party

Tank says: "..Hmph, this place is average looking :rolling_eyes:"

"Suprised commies like you could even make something like this."

Tank and An start to hear the fancy music play :heart_eyes:

Tank says: "Where is he..."

An says: "Before you go punch him and get us kicked out, we should enjoy the party a lil"

Tank says: "There's no time for having fun :rage:"

An notices the food table in the back

An says: "IS THAT GOI CUON???"

Tank says: "what..."

An grabs Tanks arm and rushes over to the food table

An grabs a few Goi Cuon (Vietnamese food) and eats it aggressively :triumph: :punch:

Tank says: "How can communists even afford all of this.."

An says: "KSDJKWEJIWEJ this reminds me of my childhood :skull:"

Tank says: "Tsk, let's hurry and find Vladimir. It's getting late"

An says: "But we just got here :sob:"

Tank grabs An and starts looking around, but..

All the lights suddenly turn off, except the one Tank and An are under

Suddenly the guests move away from An and Tank

Music guy: :triumph: and now the two ppl under the spotlight will dance to the music !!!"

Tank says: "what"

An says: "oh what"

An whispers to Tank: "dude i don't know how to dance what do we do :cry:"

Tank whispers back: "Let's just leave.. They wouldn't be fine with two guys dancing anyway."

An says: "kjkejrkjr we have to dance, no matter the gender. plus i can't leave! it's embarrassing :cry:"

Tank says: "..Ugh, fine. Just follow my lead. I know how to dance a little :rolling_eyes:"

And then Tank and An begin to dance in the middle of the ball as the music starts.

The guests all look at Tank and An and are amazed by Tanks dancing skills :zany_face:

dam i don't think i'm gonna have enough time for vladimir :rage::sob:

The dance, untill the music stops.

The crowds claps and cheers for them both

An says: "TY TY :smirk_cat: "

"Also uh, no homo haha :heart_eyes:"

the crowd laughs

Tank and An go back into the crowd.

Tank says: "That was stupid. Now, let's find Vladimir, if he hasn't left already."

An says: "haha yeah"

And so Tank searches for Vladimir