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Yamalian-Vilikian War
Yamalian-Vilikian War
Date	234 CE
Location	Kara Sea
Outcome	Undecided
Combatants
Yamalia	Viliky
Commanders

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Year: 229 CE - 234 CE

A major controversy happened in Yamalia as a government official was caught playing the mmorpg "Fork Night" while wearing merch of Garfield Arbuckle the Lustlandian pornstar. Angry Garfield fans organized over believing that Garfield was too good for Fork Night, leading to a cult and micronation accidentally being formed on a small island which came to be known as Viliky. Viliky then went on to begin producing the Garfield Comics and the Garfield TV Show, putting subliminal messages into them to make Yamalians join the cult and recognize their independence, which caused their media to get banned in Yamalia. Viliky raided a Yamalian factory and turned it into a lasagna factory, ending a famine in their country, leading to Tsar Danya Fedorov-Lipovsky condemning Viliky as a 'fake nation' which needed to stop whatever they were doing. The only country that recognised Viliky was Lustland, though they were soon followed by Polsk who named their newest battleship 'UPN Viliky' after Viliky. Viliky kept doing various suspicious things, such as kidnapping Luxurian actors and film directors, then building a massive Garfield statue. Later on as Garfield-themed lasagna-flavoured beans were released, rumours of a Garfield Movie began to circulate. Garfield: The Movie would later officially release, coming the highest grossing film in Viliky, Lustland, the Empire of Swagonia, Polsk, and Torium. Viliky kept claiming that Garfield invented Lasagna, which was not true.

Vilikian Goverment breaks into a breadstore in Yamalia, and turns it into a Lasagna store.

Yamalia commands Viliky to stop commiting illegal acts in Yamalia.

Viliky responds with: "No, L."

Viliky hacks the Yamalian TV channels to only play the Garfield Movie.

Yamalia says: "This is the last straw."

Yamalia declares war on Viliky.

Viliky says: "Lol what."

"You're such a Garfield Hater."

Yamalia says: "You know what? I'll be nice. I'm up for negotiations."

Viliky says: "Oh cool"

"Let's do that, I don't wanna have a war"

Danya (King of Yamalia) and Gavin (Leader of Viliky) meet up in Viliky City, Viliky.

Gavin says: "So.. nice weather?"

Danya says: "I'll let you and your people live if you cease to exist and move somewhere else."

Gavin says: "Uhm"

"No."

Danya says: "No?"

Gavin says: "..."

Danya says: "..."

Gavin says: "What do you think about Garfield?"

Danya says: "The prostitute?"

Gavin says: "Yeah."

Danya says: "Why does this matter."

Gavin says: "Please?"

Danya says: "I couldn't care less about Garfield."

"There, happy?"

Gavin says: "...."

The soldiers behind Gavin point their guns at Danya.

Danya smirks.

Danya says: "Oh my. Do you really think I came unprepared?"

One of Danya's soldiers drops a smoke grenade.

The smoke goes everywhere.

Gavin says: "You.. You Garfield Haters.."

Danya and his soldiers run out of the smoke, and head for their ship.

Danya says: "So predictable..."

They get onto the ship.

Suddenly, multiple Viliky ships start to go after them.

Danya smirks again.

Suddenly, from the fog, multiple Yamalian ships appear.

A naval battle begins.

Danya escapes back to Yamalia.

Yamalia declares that Viliky is a threat to society.

The Yamalian-Vilikian War begins.

Lustland says: "Yamalia.. um.. could you not attack Viliky? If you want to of course, you don't have to listen to me.."

Yamalia says: "No."

Lustland says: "Oh."

"Are you sure?"

Yamalia says: "Yes."

Lustland says: "..."

"Think about what Garfield would say.."

Yamalia says: "Why are you both so obsessed with that prostitute. This is ridiculous."

Lustland says: "Okay sorry, didn't meant to upset you. Do what you want.."

...

Lustlandian ships are seen near Yamalian coasts.

Yamalia confronts Lustland about it.

Lustland claims they were just passing by.

Yamalia says: "I don't believe you."

Lustland says: "I swear! I would never do something like that... I don't want to make you upset.."

Yamalia says: "You're one of the only countries that recognize Viliky. And now you're suspiciously near my coasts? It's not hard to believe that you're trying to help them."

Lustland says: "I'm sorry... You're pressuring me! I'm not good under pressure."

Yamalia says: "Get rid of your ships."

Lustland says: "....Okay.. Sorry.. If that's what you want.."

...

In Katryk, Yamalia. Danya sleeps in his palace.

Suddenly, he wakes up from the sound of glass shattering.

He sees multiple black figures standing in front of him.

They knock him out before he can do anything.

...

Unknown time later, Danya wakes up... In a random jungle.

Danya says: "..."

"What."

"This.. doesn't make sense. I knew they'd do this but.. A jungle?"

"...Those idiots.."

??? says: "Woah there buddy! Who are you!? You better not cut down any of my trees!"

Danya says: "?"

Danya turns around and sees a short orange and furry creature.

It's the Lorax.

Yata History Timeline
HISTORY
Before 0 CE	Ancient History • The Tales of the Crystallians • Extinction of the Ancientfolk • First Human-Yomtach War • Ancient History • The Great Sleep (The Great Dream) • Theian Cataclysm
0 CE - 56 CE	Lost Archives • First Furry War • Second Furry War • Rising tensions • The Empire Wars • Kalevian War of Independence • Catherian era • Later Empire Wars • First Void War - Aftermath • Discovery of the Eirnics • Eighth Yetian Revolution • Beginning of the Eirnic-Yetia Partnership • Second England War • Void Energy Deal • Information found about The Giver • 3 Day War • Yetian Reform • Founding of Poavak • Luxurian Investigation • Poavak-Manzheboyi War • New Empire War • Eirnic Controversy and Alpine Investigation • Ninth Yetian Revolution • Treaty of Ukraine • Liquim • Czecho-Hungaria Conflict • The Snap • World War 1 • Treaty of Taipei
57 CE - 99 CE	57 Scandimarian Election • Waclaw Independence Referendum • Yetian War of Independence • The Reversal • Establishment of Linelandic Russia • Yetian Refugee Crisis • Third England War • Red Leader's Investigation of YARS • Fourth England War • Abardean-Sizzlean War • Luxurian Military Base Raid • Yetian Wars of Reconquest • The Plague • Korean War of Independence • Establishment of Choros • Linelandic Revolution • World War 2 • Red Leader's collaboration with Drago • Twelfth Yetian Civil War • Proclamation of the Luxurian Empire • Luxurian-Spinese War • Luxurian-Sizzlean War • Luxurian-Abardean War • Luxurian-Linelandic War • Sizzlean Revolution • World War 3 • 13th Yetian Civil War • Sizzlean Succession Crisis • Second Abardean-Sizzlean War • Poavakian War of Independence • Third Furry War • Fifth England War • Luxurian Restoration • Spinese-Celtic War • Yorican Revolution • Beginning of the Hongerswakan-Sarpistani Alliance • Discovery of Narakam • Hybrite Invasion of Yetia • 14th Yetian Civil War & Second Linelandic-Yetian War • North Italian War of Independence • Red Leader's attack on Yata • Discovery of the NLE • Yetian Constitutional Crisis • Sixth England War • Second Sizzlean-Yetian War • Linelandic-Sizzlean War • Seventh England War • Sizzlean-Yetian Acts of Union • Assassination of O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimx • SYE-Waclaw War • SYE-Utsong War • Investigation into the NLE • Christmas Rebellion • SYE-Abard War • Eighth England War • Luxurian Agent Interview • Islandian Civil War • World War 4 • A tale of a Sipedroan Soldier • Katie Johnroo's Musical Career • Death of Pedro El Fiesta • Second Yetian War of Independence • Furry War Revenge • Sizzlean Reunification War • Expansion of Wales • Restoration of England • Discovering the Empire of Yata • Year 81 IconicDragons-Pepperoni Rugby Match • 12 Day War • Operation Thunder & Operation Sandstrike • Sarpistani Civil War • Investigating Greenland • Yatan-Human Conflict • Deposition of Henry El Fiesta • Second Linelandic Civil War • Spinese Assassination Attempt • Second Human-Yomtach War • Luxurian Purge • Scandimarian-Yumranrujg War • Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh War • NLE-Luxurian War • Waclaw-British War • 15th Yetian Civil War • Yetian Subjugation of Abard • Harsens Disease Outbreak • Portal Incident • Third Yetian-Kalevian War • Second North Italian War of Independence • Kyrif Rogalk - Ahteat Tnes Ranrujg War • Patrky's Revolution • Second Luxurian-Spinese War • Red Leader's Second Attack on Yata • Alicorn Civil War • Second Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh War • Establishment of Petoria • World War 5 • Spinese Cave Investigation • Hunt for Big Chungus • Utsongan Civil War • Scramble for Oceania • PEROHIVE Expansion • Ninth England War • Second Luxurian-Abardean War • 91 Yetian General Election • Quatritonian Civil War • Settlement of Velodoland • 16th Yetian Civil War • Quatritonian-Kalevian War • Quatritonian-Yetian War • Kelli Velvet in Sipedro • Luxurian Travel Bans • Quatritonian Coup and Turkish Genocide • Doge's 93 CE Reveals • NSE Communications Imitator Project • Titicaca Investigation • Second Quatritonian-Yetian War • George Family Relocation • Coronavirus Outbreak • First Xindao War • Second Xindao War • Second Quatritonian Civil War • Construction of the Titanic • Svalbard Investigation • Italian Civil War • Poavakian Nuclear Program • 19th Yetian Civil War • Asophanian Climatator Experiment • Melbourne Crisis • Third Quatritonian Civil War • Third Quatritonian-Yetian War • The Biomass • Yetian Laser-Tower Test • Kalevian-Luvakhian War • 96' World Cup • Sarpistani Oil Discovery • Third Sizzlean-Utsongan War • Monarchy Abolished in Nilastan • Ceylon Conflict • 97 Hongerswak Conflict • Chorosian Civil War • First Contact with Mei'ra • Parahuman Highschool • Prelude to World War 6
100 CE - 149 CE	World War 6 • Poavakian Revolution • First Contact with Blargs • Recognition of Creepyland • 20th Yetian Civil War • How no-one could save Tritonia • Echtonian War of Succession • Yetian-Yomtach War • Yomtach Invasion of North America • Yomtach-Waclaw War • Gus-Uz'Bei War • Third Human-Yomtach War • Creepyland-Peterland War • Formation of Nakmai • Formation of Goldaria • Movement of World Peace & Fourth Tritonian Civil War • Luvakhian Civil War • Poavak-Creepyland Dispute • Hongerswakan-Ugandan War • William Anssen's Return • Poavakian Coup • Discovery of the Biomass Crimson • Resurrection of Peter Griffin • First Contact with Wabbolans • Shibe Isles War of Independence • War of Griffin • Tenth England War • 21st Yetian Civil War • 22nd Yetian Civil War • World War 7 • The Regenerator Array • Second Sarpistani Civil War • Preparation against Iujadogia • Cornish Uprising of 104 • Kangaroo-Luxurian War • Linelandic-Taiwanese War • Sizzlean Succession Crisis of 104 • 23rd Yetian Civil War • Iujadogian-Yatan War • Formation of Zina • Second Yorican War of Independence & First Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Second Great Fire of Yetia • Sipedroan Civil War • Goldarian Civil War • Creepyland Satan Crisis • British-Yetian War • World War 8 • Discovery of the Yetia City Catacombs • The Castrovalence Crisis Begins • Second Melbourne Crisis • Second Chorosian Civil War • 24th Yetian Civil War • Tanumian War of Independence • Restoration of Apothelis • Kalevian Civil War • Discord Crisis • Chungus' Invasion of Pandaland • Second Utsongan Civil War • Fourth Yetian-Tritonian War • Yetian Blackout • William III's Disputes • Sarpistan War of 109 • Attack of Godzilla • Utsongan-Nilastani War • Yetian-Italian War • Kelli Velvet Remarries • Scandimarian Amnesia • Marriage of Creepyfan27 and George Jr. • Return of General Esuap • 25th Yetian Civil War • Utsongan Invasion of Xinan • Second Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Fiji War • 26th Yetian Civil War • Utsongan-Nakmaian War • East African War • Sarpistan War of 110 • 27th Yetian Civil War • Secession of Palladia and Persium • Poavakian-Osanian War • Third Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Kalevian-Tritonian Diplomatic Crisis • Creepyland's Gacha Content • The Homolution • Fourth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Third Linelandic Civil War • Linelandic-Alinyan War • Spinese Great Purge • Eleventh England War • Formation of Piggy Island • Fifth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Irish Mind Block Incident • Asian Worker's War • First Nihilist War • Yetian-Nordic War • Second East African War • Irish-Kaurian War • Zheng War • Tritonian-Palladian War • "Irish"-Yetian War • Nopedroan Re-Secession Attempt • Garfield Unveiled • Albanian War • Genocide in the Third Yetian Empire • Yetian Intervention War • Yetian Reunification War • Sixth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • First Contact with the Bejrik Order • Second Kalevian Civil War • Yetian Reunification • Arrival of Theia • YNF's Escape to Theia • Great African War • Second Nihilist War • First Contact with the Theian Natives • Osanian-Q'naran War • Triseparatist War • 117 Quatritonian General Election • Second Great African War • Fall of Asophania • H5N1 Outbreak & Bird-Human War • Humamboan Civil War • Yorican Civil War • Fourth Linelandic Civil War • Manchurian-Mongolian War • Rediscovery of the Yetai • Luxurian War of Succession • Aldurian-Sarpistani War • African Revolutionary War • Unification of Great Sizzle • Iujado-Scandimarian War • 12th England War • Kalevian War • Second Linelandic-Sizzlean War • Sizzlean Economic Interventions • 28th Yetian Civil War • Fourth Abardean-Sizzlean War • Sarpistani Reassertion War • Second Yetian Intervention War • Italo-Venetian War • First Contact with the Kuiper Belt • Niederish Revolution • Inter-Yetian War • Cocalan War of Independence • Iujado-Luvakhian War • Nilastani Civil War • The Girl's Release • Polar Gravitational Array & Anlace 1 Tests • Second Aldurian-Sarpistani War • Sarpistani Succession Reform • Balkan Crisis • Iujado-Yetian War • Iujado-Macanese War • Second Iujadogian-Yatan War • Nay'Bling Crisis • Poavakian Civil War • Rebecca and Duloc • Third East African War • 29th Yetian Civil War • Second Yetian Wars of Reconquest • 124 Tritonian Elections • 30th Yetian Civil War • Discovery of the Pocket Dimension Device • Collapse of the UQSR • Doluro crosses Velara • Birth of the World Defence Initiative • Inter-Theian Revolt War & Isernotarian-Dulovan War • Bornholm War • Narakam Expedition • Yetevian Revolution • Resolution of the Tanume Dispute • World War 9 • Second Inter-Yetian War • ILCADOS Incident • Chains of Nihilantis • Sarpistani Assassination Plot • Chau Binh's Resignation • Second Kalevian-Luvakhian War • Tritonia Investigation • Luvamatrilia, Piggy Island, and Spisos engage in "Diplomacy" • Apothilene-Tritonian War • Seventh Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • 31st Yetian Civil War • Death of Safir Pianga • Creepylandian-Nakmaian War • Aldurian Partition War • Battle of Vannakaram • Invasion of the YNF Remnants • World War 10 • Post-WW10 Conflicts • Sub-Palladia Investigation • Rebecca and Duloc 2 • Fifth Linelandic Civil War • Third Kalevian-Luvakhian War • 32nd Yetian Civil War • Furry War Vengance • Poavakian-Luvurian War • George the Tree Incident • Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian War • Formation of Dina • Ellarian-Malakian War • Iujadogia returns to Theia • Biomass Crimson Crisis • Fate of the Replaced • Yanheian War of Independence • Nihilantis' Attack on Yata • Anti-Zina Conspiracy • Merger of Yata and Theia • Yakamotomotoian-Zinan War • Required Heartbreak • Nihilantis Returns • Eighth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Nihilantis, Sun of Yata • Kaurian War • Sarpistani-Yetian War • Hayasian Civil War • Linelandic-Tritonian Cooperation Agreement • Subjugation of Yakamotomoto • Second Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian War • Octoseparatist War • Second Sarpistani-Yetian War • Macanese-West Malian War • Goldarian-Khatian War • Sizzlean-Shenguese War • Antarctic Protocol • Godzilla Strikes Again • Second Spinese-Celtic War
150 CE - 199 CE	Mingese Civil War • 'Spores' Outbreak • Backrooms Arc • The Hunger Games • Liberation of Humanity • Lizarbian Civil War • Inter-Piangan War • Second Yorican Civil War • Sipedroan-Lustlandian War • Sipedroan-Itachian War • Palladian Revolution • World War 11 • Yamatoan Colonization Initiative • Return to Timeline-002 • Dark Nebula • Fourth Human-Yomtach War • Global Partition Treaty • Itachian War of Independence • First Tiujuana Partition War • Fourth East African War • Second Tiujuana Partition War • Chernobyl Meltdown • SDS-003 Update • Duloc and Pasagre • Yetian-Apothilene War • World War 12 • Second Homolution • Founding of TERAPRO • Sipedroan Elections • Ruthenian War • Luxurian Civil War • The Order of Ganymede Awakens • Final Reunification of Sipedro • Formation of the ACDL • Charalandish-Texan War • Erin Stevens' Medical Problems • Zinan-Luxurian War • Omnistat War • Goo-Yatan War • Battle of Triton • Space Cable Incident • Fall of Nay'Bling • Spinese Civil War • Osanian-Volhian War • Fifth East African War • Nakmaian Purge • Luxurian-Poavakian War • Valindra's Ascension • World War 13 • Abyyskan-Spinese War • Abyyskan-Yamalian War • Abyyskan-Red Army War • My Unforgettable Foe • Abyyskan-Luvamatrilian War • Abyyskan-Luvakhian War • World War 14 • Beta Sol Incident • 176 Rossiyan Election • Rossiyan Civil War • Second Omnistat War • Adriatic-Rossiyan War • Adriatic-Yetian War • 33rd Yetian Civil War • 13th England War • 180 Rossiyan Election • Kalevian-Rossiyan War • Yetian-Wapistani War • Second Yetian-Adriatic War • Yetian-Khatian War • Yetian-Tritoniyan War • Yangoonese War of Independence • Second Luxurian-Poavakian War • Tank Investigates Abyysky • Second Rossiyan Civil War • World War 15 • Haudenosaunee War of Independence • Second Yetian-Khatian War • Consequence of Love • Second Irish-Yetian War • Yetian-Equatorian War • Yetian-Svealish War • Assassination Attempt on Karl Ludwig D'Elsa • Third Sarpistani Civil War • Death of Moseka Pianga • Kaurian Coup • Linelandic Coup War • Rise of the Freedom and Prosperity Agreement • 34th Yetian Civil War • Yetian-Ortilian War • Luxuria's Scientific Adventures in Narakam • Third Yetian War of Reconquest • Fourth Yetian War of Reconquest • Fifth Yetian War of Reconquest • Third Linelandic-Yetian War • Mylatsk Border Conflict • Luxurian-Nilastani War • Third Adriatic-Yetian War • 35th Yetian Civil War • 186 Tritonian Election • Third Omnistat War • Central African War • Yorican War • Alligator-Flores War • Linelandic Reunification Wars • Abardean-Wanaoishian War • Ugandan-Zinan War • Blood is Thicker Than Water • Luxurian-Coalition War • Dream and Once-ler Jr's Wedding • Danubian War • Aquilae Crisis • Swagonian-UFR War • Turkestan War • Restoration of Sumera • Shapeshifter Whispers • Second Yetian-Nordic War • Itachian Coup • Yetian-Polish War • Cotunauinian-Luvurian War • My Unforgettable Love • Irish Civil War • Aquilae: Gensokyo • Destruction of Astakaram • Libatrian Civil War • Second Iujadogian-Macanese War
200 CE - 249 CE	World War 16 • Fifth Human-Yomtach War • The Insurgency • My Little Yomtach: Friendship is Missing • Cultural Exchange • Sychlikid Crisis • Ezerg-Daruv Wars • Founding of Samsung • YNF Civil War • Yomtach Invasion of the South Atlantic • Yatan-Yetian War • 204 Tritonian Election • House of Deception • Do Cyborgs Dream of Mechanical Families? • Italian-Roman Unification • Ezonian-Najovan War • Daybreak • XK-Δ-Class Event: 205 CE • Sizzlean War • Great American War • Italian-Jeriyan War • 36th Yetian Civil War • Peter (not) of Yata • Second Great American War • Second Hunger Games • Great Asian War • Event-MV209 • Hyperborean Continuation War • Scottish Marriage Crisis • Paralesian War • Fourth Sarpistani Civil War • Polskan Raids against Paraleis • Founding of Phillealand • Colonization of Titan • Queason Act • Launch of the Harbinger • Polsk-Q'nar War • World War 17 • The Sperminator • First Contact with The Covenant • The Return of The Crystal Empire • Second Nilastani Civil War • Polsk Contacts the YNF Remnants • Blood is Thicker Than Water: Epilogue • World War 18 • Discovery of the Mystery Flesh Pit • First Theian World War • 37th Yetian Civil War • The Creature, part 1 • Formation of the Havana Pact • Nordic Revolution • Niederish War of Independence • For a Yetian Vitality • Rat Centaur's Escape • Bornuvian Reunification Wars • Adriatic Intervention against Yetia • 38th Yetian Civil War • An Immortal's Woes • World War 19 • Michigan Rap Battle • Total Annihilation • Disarmament of Yetia • Rapa Nui Bombings • The Purity of Sin • Adriatic Intervention War • Formation of the Dovan Empire • Second Turkestan War • Third Kalevian Civil War • Inbetween of Worlds • Party in the Spinese Republic • Second Great Asian War • The Creature, part 2 • Creepyland: The Biggest Rap Battle of All Time • Second Yetian Reunification Wars • Polsk's Turkestani Invasion Plans • Alt-Polsk of Alt-Earth • Sozzle Negotiations • Second Polskan-Turkestani Conflict • Red Leader's Third Attack on Yata • UFR-Floppa City War • Questionably Ethical • First Swagonian War • Europan-Oceanian War • 39th Yetian Civil War • Third Great Asian War • Confederate Crisis of 231 • The Divine Resurgence • Second Swagonian War • Skye-Feep Eternal Hyper-War • Second Paralesian War • SDS-015 Containment Breach • Third Swagonian War • Kanaran-Jakarian War • Hayahan Civil War • World War 20 • Polskan-Republican War • Fourth Kalevian Civil War • 40th Yetian Civil War • Nuevopedroan Civil War • Tenno's Travels • Test Flight of the Excelsior • Fourth Yorican Civil War • Floppa Civil War • PSS Krakow Finds an Unidentified Threat • Polskan-Q'onos Conflict • Chegg's Polsk Tour • Fourth Swagonian War • Yamatoan Civil War • 41st Yetian Civil War • Republican-Polskan Spacecraft Limitation Crisis • Fake Bangus Crisis • Restabilization of Polsk • Construction of Site-99 • Norolati Crisis • Titan Harvesting Station Incident • Abardean Civil War
250 CE - 299 CE	Osanian National Reform Law • Fifth Swagonian War • Afterthoughts of a Quarter Millennium • Second Lizarbian Civil War • Chungusland Civil War • Second Floppa Civil War & Yanz-Floppastan Conflict • New Yetian-YNF War • Second Polskan-Republican War • Operation: Red Messiah • Fifth Yetian-Tritonian War • 42nd Yetian Civil War • World War 21 • Battle near Skantos Passage • Baitangese-Bingustani War • Miraak's Crystal • Preparation against The Qu • North Bingustan Crisis • Qu-Martian War • Yatan-Theian Blackout • Nyasan War of Independence • Dinan-Polskan War • First Contact with the Anthropophages • Siberian Civil War • Saharian Civil War • YNF-Polsk-Karina Dispute • Recovery of Mars • Second Human-Covenant Conflict • Rurikpavlovsk Putsch • Third Floppa Civil War • Sixth Swagonian War • Sanghelios Stealth Mission • Polskan-Floppastani Diplomatic Dispute • 292 Theian Republic Political Crisis • Formation of the CSIS • Second Hayahan Civil War • Sixth Yetian War of Reconquest • Crimsonist Wars • Yetian Partition War
300 CE - 349 CE
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE	Laconian War
500 CE - 549 CE
Other Canon Events	Cosmology of YATA • List of Minor Events • Of the Oneirosphere • The Furry Wars • Archived/The Insurgency • Year System
Retconned/Uncanon Events	Alternate History • Ancient History of Yetia • Ancient History of Lineland • Celtic-Yatan War • January 2023 Reforms* • Yomtach Escape to Theia • Sizzlean Civil War of 190 CE • 214 Lutaria Conflict • European War of 282

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+{{Incomplete}}{{Year|year=229 CE - 234 CE}}{{War|title1=Yamalian-Vilikian War|date=234 CE|location=Kara Sea|outcome=Undecided|side1={{Flagicon2|SecondTsardomOfYamalia}}|side2={{Flagicon2|GarfnateOfViliky}}}}
-A major controversy happened in [[Yamalia]] as a government official was caught playing the mmorpg "[[Fork Night]]" while wearing merch of [[Garfield Arbuckle]] the [[Lustlandian]] pornstar. Angry Garfield fans organized over believing that Garfield was too good for Fork Night, leading to a cult and micronation accidentally being formed on a small island which came to be known as [[Viliky]]. Viliky then went on to begin producing the Garfield Comics and the Garfield TV Show, putting subliminal messages into them to make Yamalians join the cult and recognize their independence, which caused their media to get banned in Yamalia. Viliky raided a Yamalian factory and turned it into a lasagna factory, ending a famine in their country, leading to Tsar [[Danya Fedorov-Lipovsky]] condemning Viliky as a 'fake nation' which needed to stop whatever they were doing. The only country that recognised Viliky was Lustland, though they were soon followed by Polsk who named their newest battleship '[[UPN Viliky]]' after Viliky.
+A major controversy happened in [[Yamalia]] as a government official was caught playing the mmorpg "[[Fork Night]]" while wearing merch of [[Garfield Arbuckle]] the [[Lustlandian]] pornstar. Angry Garfield fans organized over believing that Garfield was too good for Fork Night, leading to a cult and micronation accidentally being formed on a small island which came to be known as [[Viliky]]. Viliky then went on to begin producing the [[Garfield Comics]] and the [[Garfield TV Show]], putting subliminal messages into them to make [[Yamalians]] join the cult and recognize their independence, which caused their media to get banned in Yamalia. Viliky raided a Yamalian factory and turned it into a lasagna factory, ending a famine in their country, leading to Tsar [[Danya Fedorov-Lipovsky]] condemning Viliky as a 'fake nation' which needed to stop whatever they were doing. The only country that recognised Viliky was Lustland, though they were soon followed by [[Polsk]] who named their newest battleship '[[UPN Viliky]]' after Viliky. Viliky kept doing various suspicious things, such as kidnapping [[Luxurian]] actors and film directors, then building a massive Garfield statue. Later on as Garfield-themed lasagna-flavoured beans were released, rumours of a Garfield Movie began to circulate. [[Garfield: The Movie]] would later officially release, coming the highest grossing film in Viliky, Lustland, the [[Empire of Swagonia]], Polsk, and [[Torium]]. Viliky kept claiming that Garfield invented Lasagna, which was not true.
+<hr />
+'''Vilikian Goverment breaks into a breadstore in Yamalia, and turns it into a Lasagna store.'''
+'''Yamalia commands Viliky to stop commiting illegal acts in Yamalia.'''
+Viliky responds with: "No, L."
+'''Viliky hacks the Yamalian TV channels to only play the Garfield Movie.'''
+Yamalia says: "This is the last straw."
+'''Yamalia declares war on Viliky.'''
+Viliky says: "Lol what."
+"You're such a Garfield Hater."
+Yamalia says: "You know what? I'll be nice. I'm up for negotiations."
+Viliky says: "Oh cool"
+"Let's do that, I don't wanna have a war"
+'''Danya (King of Yamalia)  and [[Gavin Brockstar|Gavin]] (Leader of Viliky) meet up in [[Viliky City]], Viliky.'''
+Gavin says: "So.. nice weather?"
+Danya says: "I'll let you and your people live if you cease to exist and move somewhere else."
+Gavin says: "Uhm"
+"No."
+Danya says: "No?"
+Gavin says: "..."
+Danya says: "..."
+Gavin says: "What do you think about Garfield?"
+Danya says: "The prostitute?"
+Gavin says: "Yeah."
+Danya says: "Why does this matter."
+Gavin says: "Please?"
+Danya says: "I couldn't care less about Garfield."
+"There, happy?"
+Gavin says: "...."
+'''The soldiers behind Gavin point their guns at Danya.'''
+'''Danya smirks.'''
+Danya says: "Oh my. Do you really think I came unprepared?"
+'''One of Danya's soldiers drops a smoke grenade.'''
+'''The smoke goes everywhere.'''
+Gavin says: "You.. You Garfield Haters.."
+'''Danya and his soldiers run out of the smoke, and head for their ship.'''
+Danya says: "So predictable..."
+'''They get onto the ship.'''
+'''Suddenly, multiple Viliky ships start to go after them.'''
+'''Danya smirks again.'''
+'''Suddenly, from the fog, multiple Yamalian ships appear.'''
+'''A naval battle begins.'''
+'''Danya escapes back to Yamalia.'''
+'''Yamalia declares that Viliky is a threat to society.'''
+'''The Yamalian-Vilikian War begins.'''
+Lustland says: "Yamalia.. um.. could you not attack Viliky? If you want to of course, you don't have to listen to me.."
+Yamalia says: "No."
+Lustland says: "Oh."
+"Are you sure?"
+Yamalia says: "Yes."
+Lustland says: "..."
+"Think about what Garfield would say.."
+Yamalia says: "Why are you both so obsessed with that prostitute. This is ridiculous."
+Lustland says: "Okay sorry, didn't meant to upset you. Do what you want.."
+'''...'''
+'''...'''
+'''...'''
+'''Lustlandian ships are seen near Yamalian coasts.'''
+'''Yamalia confronts Lustland about it.'''
+Lustland claims they were just passing by.
+Yamalia says: "I don't believe you."
+Lustland says: "I swear! I would never do something like that...  I don't want to make you upset.."
+Yamalia says: "You're one of the only countries that recognize Viliky. And now you're suspiciously near my coasts? It's not hard to believe that you're trying to help them."
+Lustland says: "I'm sorry... You're pressuring me! I'm not good under pressure."
+Yamalia says: "Get rid of your ships."
+Lustland says: "....Okay.. Sorry.. If that's what you want.."
+'''...'''
+'''...'''
+'''...'''
+'''In Katryk, Yamalia. Danya sleeps in his palace.'''
+'''Suddenly, he wakes up from the sound of glass shattering.'''
+'''He sees multiple black figures standing in front of him.'''
+'''They knock him out before he can do anything.'''
+'''...'''
+'''...'''
+'''...'''
+'''Unknown time later, Danya wakes up... In a random jungle.'''
+Danya says: "..."
+"What."
+"This.. doesn't make sense. I knew they'd do this but.. A jungle?"
+"...Those idiots.."
+??? says: "Woah there buddy! Who are you!? You better not cut down any of my trees!"
+Danya says: "?"
+'''Danya turns around and sees a short orange and furry creature.'''
+'''It's the [[Lorax]].'''
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