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Year 61 |
- The raid of the Luxurian Military Base was scheduled on October 10th, Year 63
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Year 62 |
- A 52 year old Luxurian man, named George accidently married a kangaroo on his birthday. The man claimed he thought the kangaroo was a hot woman. George now says that he will not be divorcing his lovely kangaroo wife, though, he did not state why.
- Yetia and Tritonia sort out their border disputes.
- The Yetian Refugee Crisis comes to an end as refugees return home.
- The 'first Spooktober' occurred, leading to several dismantled Eirnics and Attricks, causing havoc in parts of Yetia.
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Year 63 |
- Yetia developed a specialized harpoon-gun weapon intended to pierce enemy soldiers and shock them to incapacitate them.
- Sizzle and Yetia signed a joint alliance.
- Sizzle and Yetia cooperative on establishing the Yata Boxing Championship in Newtown and Beijing, with Yetia also establishing its own national team.
- Yetia and Sizzle both began further developing Yata's nascent social media industry.
- Sarpistan expanded into unclaimed regions of the Sinai peninsula and south-eastern Fertile Crescent.
- Yetia and Tritonia open embassies in one another.
- The Sky Palladia is built.
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Year 64 |
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Year 65 |
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Year 66 |
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Year 67 |
- Poavak colonised two new islands.
- The Yetian Parliament passed the "Increased Funding to Fortifications Act" and the "Balaeric Forts Act", establishing large military bases in the Mediterranean.
- Oliver I Yetevia vetoed through the "Military-Forces and technology Act", abolishing Yetia's military limitations that came from the Yetian Wars of Reconquest
- The Yetian Parliament passed the "Naval Arms Act", expanding the Yetian navy.
- Yetia and Sizzle signed a military alliance.
- The Yetian military was greatly reorganized, dividing it into a land, air, and naval branch which together elect a supreme commander.
- Yetia began using imported Llamas as emotional support animals.
- English Insurgents were donated 2 fishes and a dog for their independence campaign.
- Spisos began building residential areas.
- Ireland held a flag referendum, adopting a tricolour.
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Year 68 |
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Year 69 |
- A military coup occurred in Poavak, introducing a resurgent pro-Axis government
- UFO sightings began to increase, with Pedro El Fiesta of Sipedro commenting on their disruptions.
- Kalevala expanded further into unclaimed territories.
- Poavak rescinded the Treaty of Jakarta, retaking all occupied territories from Sizzlean rule.
- Poavak built a new airport.
- The Kingdom of Nilastan was established.
- Luxuria colonised southern Italy.
- A group of anti-establishment figures moved from Kalevalato the unclaimed areas of the Scandinavian Peninsula.
- Peppa Pig George's nudes were leaked, revealing that he is gay.
- Scotland and Ireland form the Auld Alliance.
- Ireland purchased the Isle of Mann from Yetia
- Yetia held a referendum regarding changing its flag, which failed to pass.
- Remnants of the governments of the First Yetian Empire and Linelandic Empire joined the YNF, whom began developing war-androids.
- Sizzle begins facing issues from serial killers and the illegal organ trade, with the culprit eventually being identified to be a surgeon.
- Hongerswak falsely claimed to have nuclear weapons.
- Luxuria kept asking other countries for parenting advice, which was later covered up.
- A Linelandic child broke into Luxuria and was beaten by a farmer for shitting on the street.
- The Abardean insurgents began brainwashing children and causing terrorist attacks in Lineland, Sizzle, and Luxuria.
- Fears about the Luxxurian Empire continued to circulate, with Sipedro condemning them after Luxurian Abard suggested invading them after Lineland.
- Scotland crowned a new king, whom began leading the nation towards a more militaristic path.
- The YNF expanded its operations in Antarctica, which quickly fell under Yetian investigation once garbled signals began originating from these regions. In order to stop this the YNF hid itself further and began instigating instability in Yetia.
- The YNF increased its collaboration with Luxuria, providing them with their experimental weaponry.
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Year 70 |
- Yetia began negotiations with Sarpistan over land rights.
- Ireland became the #1 global potato exporter.
- Dublin Castle was built.
- Strikes occurred in Luxurian Lineland
- A drama series about a rich woman falling in love with a robot became popular in Sipedro.
- A child suggested that the NSE should reenact Danganronpa with Luxurian POWs
- Most neutral nations began facing refugee crises due to World War 3
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Year 71 |
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Year 72 |
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Year 73 |
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Year 74 |
- Yetia began a yearly tradition of having a massive christmas tree in Yetia City.
- Celena George, mother of Peppa Pig George, requested custody over Peppa's son George George. George was initially nervous, yet largely came to like her despite not wanting to move away from his caretakers, leading to them and Celena agreeing to have visits.
- Spisos held elections due to not having a leader for several months, electing o;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimx to the presidency.
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Year 75 |
- Sarpistan officially declared itself to be a socialist state.
- A West Luxurian soldier had a blogging youtube channel named 'DOWNUNDAH'
- One of Hongerswak's translators committed suicide, leading to the position being replaced by Skew Auf, whom supposedly was muscular and liked 'walking on peasants'.
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Year 76 |
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Year 77 |
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Year 78 |
- The New Luxurian Empire interacted with the nations of the world, asserting that they weren't actually a threat and were ruled by former soldiers instead of anyone important. Their racist and revanchist behaviour made some nations suspicious, yet they seemed to come to the conclusion they were harmless despite their claims of 'making the empire great again'.
- Mysterious disappearances continued to happen globally, with around a thousand disappearences being reported in each country at an increasing rate.
- The National Worker's Party of Yetia was founded, quickly gaining a majority of the seats in parliament.
- The Yetia City-Newtown metro was built using Sizzlean subsidies.
- Utsong was established.
- The SYE began testing out the viability of brain implants that improve soldiers' combat capability and loyalty, aiming to "weaponise humanity". Once this was completed its existence was accidentally leaked to the public, leading to major controversy.
- Spisos and Luxurian stayed neutral regarding the SYE Crisis.
- The Dogs Nax rock band was formed, soon becoming successful enough to go on tour globally.
- The SYE began expanding into unclaimed Siberia.
- A mysterious message only saying "⎅⟒⏃⍀ ⊑⎍⋔", meaning "Dear Hum", was broadcasted.
- The Smile Naps band makes a song about the Eighth England War.
- The Smile Naps band makes a hit song called "Jojo fix Jojo fix".
- Smile Naps made yet another global hit, which preceded a tour of Luxuria, during which they met President Terry Teur. Smile Dog, a member of Smile Naps became very sick after this and went into a coma which was commemorated with another song.
- A local couple had a break up.
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Year 81 |
- The Iconic Dragons and Cardiff Corgis had a rugby game, which the Dragons won. This influenced the people of southern Italy to create a team called Napoli Pepperoni and the people of Sizzle to create a team called Xining Rice.
- The Xining Rice and the Iconic Dragons had a rugby match.
- A famous Sipedroan actor named Anya Miquan complained about having to do sexual scenes with a fat, ugly, and unshaved guy, prompting her to move to Luxuria to become more popular in different ways after criticism regarding her complains.
- Nilastan created a rugby team called the "Pirtil Tigers"
- A rugby match was held between the Napoli Pepperoni and the Cardiff Corgis, which concluded in a Pepperoni victory.
- Yetia created a football team named the Yetia City Greens and two rugby teams named the Newtown Eagles and Niederbach Empires.
- The Nile River was fully mapped out, with a trade route between Hongerswak and Sarpistan promptly being created.
- Kamina Pianga, leader of Hongerswak, became pregnant with Abul Qasim of Sarpistan's children.
- It was revealed that George George is left-handed.
- Sarpistan retrofitted a old NSE boat.
- Sarpistan prepared to defend itself against threats caused by the Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire.
- Anya Miquan's nudes were leaked.
- Keman Simon accused the collapse of Smile Naps of being their own fault.
- Scotland created a rugby team called Edinburgh RC.
- Luxuria declared itself to be a neutral state once more, soon to also be joined by Spisos making a similar declaration.
- President Gerald Martin of Spisos had two strokes and a seizure.
- The Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire began threatening countries to give them fuel trade deals.
- Spisos and the NLE accidentally leaked the fact they were in contact with one another.
- A Sizzle x Yetia wattpad fanfiction was sent to the government of the Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire
- The son of Alex III Robinson challenged George George to a fight, which George refused.
- Lineland executed protestors.
- A rugby match between Xining Rice and the Iconic Dragons was held, ending in a Dragons victory. This led to some bickering between the two.
- A rugby match was held between Xining Rice and Napoli Pepperoni, ending in a draw.
- Abard and Scotland held a football match that concluded in a 2-1 victory for Scotland.
- Breakdancing pandas roamed the streets of Beijing.
- Luxuria chilled out with kangaroos
- Bob Walker, who was now homeless, insulted Gerald Martin.
- Global Warming started.
- A rugby match was held between the Iconic Dragons and the Cardiff Corgis, concluding in a victory for the Dragons.
- Celtic FC won a football match against Rangers FC with 1-0 score.
- Woman Boxing was invented in Sizzle, with the first match between being between Allie and Sophie.
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