The Sperminator

Meanwhile... In Creepyland.

Dream is chilling in his mansion.

Till.. A girl suddenly bursts through his door.

Dream says: "What the- Oh it's just my scientist."

"xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3"

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "OHOHOHOH.. SIR.. I HAVE SOME GREAT NEWS!"

"I HAVE MADE A VALUABLE NEW INVENTION THAT WILL HELP CREEPYLAND PROGRESS EVEN FURTHER THAN OTHER COUNTRIES!"

Dream says: "Lol okay. It better have something to do with my music career."

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "No sir.. it's not catered towards you."

Dream says: "..."

"Anyway let's go see it."

After an epic parkour speedrun.

They go into the lab which totally exists.

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "I present to you.. THE SPERMINATOR 3000"

Dream says: "what"

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "it can impregnate any living being."

Dream says: "Okay. I guess that sounds pretty useful for certain people."

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "Mhm. This will help Creepyland boost their population!"

Dream says: "Oh uh."

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "More people means more people that'll listen to your music."

Dream says: "..."

"Well anyway. This is pretty cool."

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "Yeah.. Expect there's one problem."

Dream says: "Yeah?"

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "I haven't actually tested it out."

Dream says: "..."

"I don't like where this is going."

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "So I thought what if I tested it on you."

Dream says: "No??? What??"

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 presses a button on the Sperminator 3000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQEI6nTfWss

Dream says: "Wait--"

Dream says: "??????????????????????????????????????????????????????"

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "HUZZAH! IT WORKED!"

Dream says: "WHAT???"

"I DON'T WANT TO BE PREGNANT??"

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "It's okay. the due date is now."

Dream says: "WHAT-"

Dream starts to feel nauseous.

Dream says: "Oh god what have i gotten myself into??"

He falls to the ground.

And then barfs out a baby.

Dream says: "..."

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "HAHAHAHA! YES. CREEPYLAND WINS AGAIN!"

Dream says: "I don't want a baby?? What am I gonna do with it?"

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "Well. you can always give it to us :)"

Dream says: "..."

"No."

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "You should name it Nagito Komaeda."

Dream says: "Who?"

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "Do it."

Dream says: "Okay?? sure??"

"Well uh.. I'm gonna go put up Nagito Komaeda for adoption since I don't think I'm ready to raise a child yet??"

xXDoofenshmirtzKinnieXx_3 says: "Noo, give it to me..."

Dream says: "No."

Dream puts up Nagito Komaeda for adoption (In a different country).

Yata History Timeline
HISTORY
Before 0 CE	Ancient History • The Tales of the Crystallians • Extinction of the Ancientfolk • First Human-Yomtach War • Ancient History • The Great Sleep (The Great Dream) • Theian Cataclysm
0 CE - 56 CE	Lost Archives • First Furry War • Second Furry War • Rising tensions • The Empire Wars • Kalevian War of Independence • Catherian era • Later Empire Wars • First Void War - Aftermath • Discovery of the Eirnics • Eighth Yetian Revolution • Beginning of the Eirnic-Yetia Partnership • Second England War • Void Energy Deal • Information found about The Giver • 3 Day War • Yetian Reform • Founding of Poavak • Luxurian Investigation • Poavak-Manzheboyi War • New Empire War • Eirnic Controversy and Alpine Investigation • Ninth Yetian Revolution • Treaty of Ukraine • Liquim • Czecho-Hungaria Conflict • The Snap • World War 1 • Treaty of Taipei
57 CE - 99 CE	57 Scandimarian Election • Waclaw Independence Referendum • Yetian War of Independence • The Reversal • Establishment of Linelandic Russia • Yetian Refugee Crisis • Third England War • Red Leader's Investigation of YARS • Fourth England War • Abardean-Sizzlean War • Luxurian Military Base Raid • Yetian Wars of Reconquest • The Plague • Korean War of Independence • Establishment of Choros • Linelandic Revolution • World War 2 • Red Leader's collaboration with Drago • Twelfth Yetian Civil War • Proclamation of the Luxurian Empire • Luxurian-Spinese War • Luxurian-Sizzlean War • Luxurian-Abardean War • Luxurian-Linelandic War • Sizzlean Revolution • World War 3 • 13th Yetian Civil War • Sizzlean Succession Crisis • Second Abardean-Sizzlean War • Poavakian War of Independence • Third Furry War • Fifth England War • Luxurian Restoration • Spinese-Celtic War • Yorican Revolution • Beginning of the Hongerswakan-Sarpistani Alliance • Discovery of Narakam • Hybrite Invasion of Yetia • 14th Yetian Civil War & Second Linelandic-Yetian War • North Italian War of Independence • Red Leader's attack on Yata • Discovery of the NLE • Yetian Constitutional Crisis • Sixth England War • Second Sizzlean-Yetian War • Linelandic-Sizzlean War • Seventh England War • Sizzlean-Yetian Acts of Union • Assassination of O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimx • SYE-Waclaw War • SYE-Utsong War • Investigation into the NLE • Christmas Rebellion • SYE-Abard War • Eighth England War • Luxurian Agent Interview • Islandian Civil War • World War 4 • A tale of a Sipedroan Soldier • Katie Johnroo's Musical Career • Death of Pedro El Fiesta • Second Yetian War of Independence • Furry War Revenge • Sizzlean Reunification War • Expansion of Wales • Restoration of England • Discovering the Empire of Yata • Year 81 IconicDragons-Pepperoni Rugby Match • 12 Day War • Operation Thunder & Operation Sandstrike • Sarpistani Civil War • Investigating Greenland • Yatan-Human Conflict • Deposition of Henry El Fiesta • Second Linelandic Civil War • Spinese Assassination Attempt • Second Human-Yomtach War • Luxurian Purge • Scandimarian-Yumranrujg War • Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh War • NLE-Luxurian War • Waclaw-British War • 15th Yetian Civil War • Yetian Subjugation of Abard • Harsens Disease Outbreak • Portal Incident • Third Yetian-Kalevian War • Second North Italian War of Independence • Kyrif Rogalk - Ahteat Tnes Ranrujg War • Patrky's Revolution • Second Luxurian-Spinese War • Red Leader's Second Attack on Yata • Alicorn Civil War • Second Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh War • Establishment of Petoria • World War 5 • Spinese Cave Investigation • Hunt for Big Chungus • Utsongan Civil War • Scramble for Oceania • PEROHIVE Expansion • Ninth England War • Second Luxurian-Abardean War • 91 Yetian General Election • Quatritonian Civil War • Settlement of Velodoland • 16th Yetian Civil War • Quatritonian-Kalevian War • Quatritonian-Yetian War • Kelli Velvet in Sipedro • Luxurian Travel Bans • Quatritonian Coup and Turkish Genocide • Doge's 93 CE Reveals • NSE Communications Imitator Project • Titicaca Investigation • Second Quatritonian-Yetian War • George Family Relocation • Coronavirus Outbreak • First Xindao War • Second Xindao War • Second Quatritonian Civil War • Construction of the Titanic • Svalbard Investigation • Italian Civil War • Poavakian Nuclear Program • 19th Yetian Civil War • Asophanian Climatator Experiment • Melbourne Crisis • Third Quatritonian Civil War • Third Quatritonian-Yetian War • The Biomass • Yetian Laser-Tower Test • Kalevian-Luvakhian War • 96' World Cup • Sarpistani Oil Discovery • Third Sizzlean-Utsongan War • Monarchy Abolished in Nilastan • Ceylon Conflict • 97 Hongerswak Conflict • Chorosian Civil War • First Contact with Mei'ra • Parahuman Highschool • Prelude to World War 6
100 CE - 149 CE	World War 6 • Poavakian Revolution • First Contact with Blargs • Recognition of Creepyland • 20th Yetian Civil War • How no-one could save Tritonia • Echtonian War of Succession • Yetian-Yomtach War • Yomtach Invasion of North America • Yomtach-Waclaw War • Gus-Uz'Bei War • Third Human-Yomtach War • Creepyland-Peterland War • Formation of Nakmai • Formation of Goldaria • Movement of World Peace & Fourth Tritonian Civil War • Luvakhian Civil War • Poavak-Creepyland Dispute • Hongerswakan-Ugandan War • William Anssen's Return • Poavakian Coup • Discovery of the Biomass Crimson • Resurrection of Peter Griffin • First Contact with Wabbolans • Shibe Isles War of Independence • War of Griffin • Tenth England War • 21st Yetian Civil War • 22nd Yetian Civil War • World War 7 • The Regenerator Array • Second Sarpistani Civil War • Preparation against Iujadogia • Cornish Uprising of 104 • Kangaroo-Luxurian War • Linelandic-Taiwanese War • Sizzlean Succession Crisis of 104 • 23rd Yetian Civil War • Iujadogian-Yatan War • Formation of Zina • Second Yorican War of Independence & First Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Second Great Fire of Yetia • Sipedroan Civil War • Goldarian Civil War • Creepyland Satan Crisis • British-Yetian War • World War 8 • Discovery of the Yetia City Catacombs • The Castrovalence Crisis Begins • Second Melbourne Crisis • Second Chorosian Civil War • 24th Yetian Civil War • Tanumian War of Independence • Restoration of Apothelis • Kalevian Civil War • Discord Crisis • Chungus' Invasion of Pandaland • Second Utsongan Civil War • Fourth Yetian-Tritonian War • Yetian Blackout • William III's Disputes • Sarpistan War of 109 • Attack of Godzilla • Utsongan-Nilastani War • Yetian-Italian War • Kelli Velvet Remarries • Scandimarian Amnesia • Marriage of Creepyfan27 and George Jr. • Return of General Esuap • 25th Yetian Civil War • Utsongan Invasion of Xinan • Second Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Fiji War • 26th Yetian Civil War • Utsongan-Nakmaian War • East African War • Sarpistan War of 110 • 27th Yetian Civil War • Secession of Palladia and Persium • Poavakian-Osanian War • Third Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Kalevian-Tritonian Diplomatic Crisis • Creepyland's Gacha Content • The Homolution • Fourth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Third Linelandic Civil War • Linelandic-Alinyan War • Spinese Great Purge • Eleventh England War • Formation of Piggy Island • Fifth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Irish Mind Block Incident • Asian Worker's War • First Nihilist War • Yetian-Nordic War • Second East African War • Irish-Kaurian War • Zheng War • Tritonian-Palladian War • "Irish"-Yetian War • Nopedroan Re-Secession Attempt • Garfield Unveiled • Albanian War • Genocide in the Third Yetian Empire • Yetian Intervention War • Yetian Reunification War • Sixth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • First Contact with the Bejrik Order • Second Kalevian Civil War • Yetian Reunification • Arrival of Theia • YNF's Escape to Theia • Great African War • Second Nihilist War • First Contact with the Theian Natives • Osanian-Q'naran War • Triseparatist War • 117 Quatritonian General Election • Second Great African War • Fall of Asophania • H5N1 Outbreak & Bird-Human War • Humamboan Civil War • Yorican Civil War • Fourth Linelandic Civil War • Manchurian-Mongolian War • Rediscovery of the Yetai • Luxurian War of Succession • Aldurian-Sarpistani War • African Revolutionary War • Unification of Great Sizzle • Iujado-Scandimarian War • 12th England War • Kalevian War • Second Linelandic-Sizzlean War • Sizzlean Economic Interventions • 28th Yetian Civil War • Fourth Abardean-Sizzlean War • Sarpistani Reassertion War • Second Yetian Intervention War • Italo-Venetian War • First Contact with the Kuiper Belt • Niederish Revolution • Inter-Yetian War • Cocalan War of Independence • Iujado-Luvakhian War • Nilastani Civil War • The Girl's Release • Polar Gravitational Array & Anlace 1 Tests • Second Aldurian-Sarpistani War • Sarpistani Succession Reform • Balkan Crisis • Iujado-Yetian War • Iujado-Macanese War • Second Iujadogian-Yatan War • Nay'Bling Crisis • Poavakian Civil War • Rebecca and Duloc • Third East African War • 29th Yetian Civil War • Second Yetian Wars of Reconquest • 124 Tritonian Elections • 30th Yetian Civil War • Discovery of the Pocket Dimension Device • Collapse of the UQSR • Doluro crosses Velara • Birth of the World Defence Initiative • Inter-Theian Revolt War & Isernotarian-Dulovan War • Bornholm War • Narakam Expedition • Yetevian Revolution • Resolution of the Tanume Dispute • World War 9 • Second Inter-Yetian War • ILCADOS Incident • Chains of Nihilantis • Sarpistani Assassination Plot • Chau Binh's Resignation • Second Kalevian-Luvakhian War • Tritonia Investigation • Luvamatrilia, Piggy Island, and Spisos engage in "Diplomacy" • Apothilene-Tritonian War • Seventh Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • 31st Yetian Civil War • Death of Safir Pianga • Creepylandian-Nakmaian War • Aldurian Partition War • Battle of Vannakaram • Invasion of the YNF Remnants • World War 10 • Post-WW10 Conflicts • Sub-Palladia Investigation • Rebecca and Duloc 2 • Fifth Linelandic Civil War • Third Kalevian-Luvakhian War • 32nd Yetian Civil War • Furry War Vengance • Poavakian-Luvurian War • George the Tree Incident • Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian War • Formation of Dina • Ellarian-Malakian War • Iujadogia returns to Theia • Biomass Crimson Crisis • Fate of the Replaced • Yanheian War of Independence • Nihilantis' Attack on Yata • Anti-Zina Conspiracy • Merger of Yata and Theia • Yakamotomotoian-Zinan War • Required Heartbreak • Nihilantis Returns • Eighth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Nihilantis, Sun of Yata • Kaurian War • Sarpistani-Yetian War • Hayasian Civil War • Linelandic-Tritonian Cooperation Agreement • Subjugation of Yakamotomoto • Second Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian War • Octoseparatist War • Second Sarpistani-Yetian War • Macanese-West Malian War • Goldarian-Khatian War • Sizzlean-Shenguese War • Antarctic Protocol • Godzilla Strikes Again • Second Spinese-Celtic War
150 CE - 199 CE	Mingese Civil War • 'Spores' Outbreak • Backrooms Arc • The Hunger Games • Liberation of Humanity • Lizarbian Civil War • Inter-Piangan War • Second Yorican Civil War • Sipedroan-Lustlandian War • Sipedroan-Itachian War • Palladian Revolution • World War 11 • Yamatoan Colonization Initiative • Return to Timeline-002 • Dark Nebula • Fourth Human-Yomtach War • Global Partition Treaty • Itachian War of Independence • First Tiujuana Partition War • Fourth East African War • Second Tiujuana Partition War • Chernobyl Meltdown • SDS-003 Update • Duloc and Pasagre • Yetian-Apothilene War • World War 12 • Second Homolution • Founding of TERAPRO • Sipedroan Elections • Ruthenian War • Luxurian Civil War • The Order of Ganymede Awakens • Final Reunification of Sipedro • Formation of the ACDL • Charalandish-Texan War • Erin Stevens' Medical Problems • Zinan-Luxurian War • Omnistat War • Goo-Yatan War • Battle of Triton • Space Cable Incident • Fall of Nay'Bling • Spinese Civil War • Osanian-Volhian War • Fifth East African War • Nakmaian Purge • Luxurian-Poavakian War • Valindra's Ascension • World War 13 • Abyyskan-Spinese War • Abyyskan-Yamalian War • Abyyskan-Red Army War • My Unforgettable Foe • Abyyskan-Luvamatrilian War • Abyyskan-Luvakhian War • World War 14 • Beta Sol Incident • 176 Rossiyan Election • Rossiyan Civil War • Second Omnistat War • Adriatic-Rossiyan War • Adriatic-Yetian War • 33rd Yetian Civil War • 13th England War • 180 Rossiyan Election • Kalevian-Rossiyan War • Yetian-Wapistani War • Second Yetian-Adriatic War • Yetian-Khatian War • Yetian-Tritoniyan War • Yangoonese War of Independence • Second Luxurian-Poavakian War • Tank Investigates Abyysky • Second Rossiyan Civil War • World War 15 • Haudenosaunee War of Independence • Second Yetian-Khatian War • Consequence of Love • Second Irish-Yetian War • Yetian-Equatorian War • Yetian-Svealish War • Assassination Attempt on Karl Ludwig D'Elsa • Third Sarpistani Civil War • Death of Moseka Pianga • Kaurian Coup • Linelandic Coup War • Rise of the Freedom and Prosperity Agreement • 34th Yetian Civil War • Yetian-Ortilian War • Luxuria's Scientific Adventures in Narakam • Third Yetian War of Reconquest • Fourth Yetian War of Reconquest • Fifth Yetian War of Reconquest • Third Linelandic-Yetian War • Mylatsk Border Conflict • Luxurian-Nilastani War • Third Adriatic-Yetian War • 35th Yetian Civil War • 186 Tritonian Election • Third Omnistat War • Central African War • Yorican War • Alligator-Flores War • Linelandic Reunification Wars • Abardean-Wanaoishian War • Ugandan-Zinan War • Blood is Thicker Than Water • Luxurian-Coalition War • Dream and Once-ler Jr's Wedding • Danubian War • Aquilae Crisis • Swagonian-UFR War • Turkestan War • Restoration of Sumera • Shapeshifter Whispers • Second Yetian-Nordic War • Itachian Coup • Yetian-Polish War • Cotunauinian-Luvurian War • My Unforgettable Love • Irish Civil War • Aquilae: Gensokyo • Destruction of Astakaram • Libatrian Civil War • Second Iujadogian-Macanese War
200 CE - 249 CE	World War 16 • Fifth Human-Yomtach War • The Insurgency • My Little Yomtach: Friendship is Missing • Cultural Exchange • Sychlikid Crisis • Ezerg-Daruv Wars • Founding of Samsung • YNF Civil War • Yomtach Invasion of the South Atlantic • Yatan-Yetian War • 204 Tritonian Election • House of Deception • Do Cyborgs Dream of Mechanical Families? • Italian-Roman Unification • Ezonian-Najovan War • Daybreak • XK-Δ-Class Event: 205 CE • Sizzlean War • Great American War • Italian-Jeriyan War • 36th Yetian Civil War • Peter (not) of Yata • Second Great American War • Second Hunger Games • Great Asian War • Event-MV209 • Hyperborean Continuation War • Scottish Marriage Crisis • Paralesian War • Fourth Sarpistani Civil War • Polskan Raids against Paraleis • Founding of Phillealand • Colonization of Titan • Queason Act • Launch of the Harbinger • Polsk-Q'nar War • World War 17 • The Sperminator • First Contact with The Covenant • The Return of The Crystal Empire • Second Nilastani Civil War • Polsk Contacts the YNF Remnants • Blood is Thicker Than Water: Epilogue • World War 18 • Discovery of the Mystery Flesh Pit • First Theian World War • 37th Yetian Civil War • The Creature, part 1 • Formation of the Havana Pact • Nordic Revolution • Niederish War of Independence • For a Yetian Vitality • Rat Centaur's Escape • Bornuvian Reunification Wars • Adriatic Intervention against Yetia • 38th Yetian Civil War • An Immortal's Woes • World War 19 • Michigan Rap Battle • Total Annihilation • Disarmament of Yetia • Rapa Nui Bombings • The Purity of Sin • Adriatic Intervention War • Formation of the Dovan Empire • Second Turkestan War • Third Kalevian Civil War • Inbetween of Worlds • Party in the Spinese Republic • Second Great Asian War • The Creature, part 2 • Creepyland: The Biggest Rap Battle of All Time • Second Yetian Reunification Wars • Polsk's Turkestani Invasion Plans • Alt-Polsk of Alt-Earth • Sozzle Negotiations • Second Polskan-Turkestani Conflict • Red Leader's Third Attack on Yata • UFR-Floppa City War • Questionably Ethical • First Swagonian War • Europan-Oceanian War • 39th Yetian Civil War • Third Great Asian War • Confederate Crisis of 231 • The Divine Resurgence • Second Swagonian War • Skye-Feep Eternal Hyper-War • Second Paralesian War • SDS-015 Containment Breach • Third Swagonian War • Kanaran-Jakarian War • Hayahan Civil War • World War 20 • Polskan-Republican War • Fourth Kalevian Civil War • 40th Yetian Civil War • Nuevopedroan Civil War • Tenno's Travels • Test Flight of the Excelsior • Fourth Yorican Civil War • Floppa Civil War • PSS Krakow Finds an Unidentified Threat • Polskan-Q'onos Conflict • Chegg's Polsk Tour • Fourth Swagonian War • Yamatoan Civil War • 41st Yetian Civil War • Republican-Polskan Spacecraft Limitation Crisis • Fake Bangus Crisis • Restabilization of Polsk • Construction of Site-99 • Norolati Crisis • Titan Harvesting Station Incident • Abardean Civil War
250 CE - 299 CE	Osanian National Reform Law • Fifth Swagonian War • Afterthoughts of a Quarter Millennium • Second Lizarbian Civil War • Chungusland Civil War • Second Floppa Civil War & Yanz-Floppastan Conflict • New Yetian-YNF War • Second Polskan-Republican War • Operation: Red Messiah • Fifth Yetian-Tritonian War • 42nd Yetian Civil War • World War 21 • Battle near Skantos Passage • Baitangese-Bingustani War • Miraak's Crystal • Preparation against The Qu • North Bingustan Crisis • Qu-Martian War • Yatan-Theian Blackout • Nyasan War of Independence • Dinan-Polskan War • First Contact with the Anthropophages • Siberian Civil War • Saharian Civil War • YNF-Polsk-Karina Dispute • Recovery of Mars • Second Human-Covenant Conflict • Rurikpavlovsk Putsch • Third Floppa Civil War • Sixth Swagonian War • Sanghelios Stealth Mission • Polskan-Floppastani Diplomatic Dispute • 292 Theian Republic Political Crisis • Formation of the CSIS • Second Hayahan Civil War • Sixth Yetian War of Reconquest • Crimsonist Wars • Yetian Partition War
300 CE - 349 CE
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE	Laconian War
500 CE - 549 CE
Other Canon Events	Cosmology of YATA • List of Minor Events • Of the Oneirosphere • The Furry Wars • Archived/The Insurgency • Year System
Retconned/Uncanon Events	Alternate History • Ancient History of Yetia • Ancient History of Lineland • Celtic-Yatan War • January 2023 Reforms* • Yomtach Escape to Theia • Sizzlean Civil War of 190 CE • 214 Lutaria Conflict • European War of 282

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