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{{Year|year=188 CE*}}
{{Year|year=188 CE*}}


remember mysterious man from nakmai
'''Meanwhile in [[Luvuria]] with [[Arlo George|Armin]] and [[India George|India]].'''
 
mysterious mani sthe same person that was in the india story thing
 
Meanwhile in Luvuria with Mysterious Man and India :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:
 
oh yeah i gave him a name
 
time to find it
 
Armin


Armin says: "India what if we went on vacation?"
Armin says: "India what if we went on vacation?"
totally didn't steal the name armin from aot or anything
trust trust


India says: "Huh? Isn't this place already considered a vacation?"
India says: "Huh? Isn't this place already considered a vacation?"


Armin says: "I mean yeah true :rofl: But I mean like other places"
Armin says: "I mean yeah true. But I mean like other places"


"Likeee have you seen snow before?"
"Likeee have you seen snow before?"


India says: "Uhh... I guess? There's some flying snow in Fries"
India says: "Uhh... I guess? There's some flying snow in [[Fries]]."


"But we aren't allowed to touch it."
"But we aren't allowed to touch it."


"It will apparently cause the simulation to break or something idk what they meant"
"It will apparently cause the simulation to break or something idk what they meant."


Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."


"well anyway"
"Well anyway."


"What if we went to like..  Svealand or Yamalia? Or some other snowy place :zany_face:"
"What if we went to like..  [[Svealand]] or [[Yamalia]]? Or some other snowy place."


India says: "I guess? Listen I don't know any of these places so stop asking ME where we should go :rage:"  
India says: "I guess? Listen I don't know any of these places so stop asking ME where we should go."  


Armin says: "Oh sorry you have a point lol"
Armin says: "Oh sorry you have a point lol."


"Okay well I'll buy us a ticket to some snowy place!"
"Okay well I'll buy us a ticket to some snowy place!"


A few weeks later.. they're at the airport ready to go on "vacation"
'''A few weeks later.. they're at the airport ready to go on "vacation".'''


Armin says: "It's really crowded here for some reason lol"
Armin says: "It's really crowded here for some reason."


"Don't get lost! okay?"
"Don't get lost! okay?"


India says: "I'm not a child :rolling_eyes: "
India says: "I'm not a child."


"Then again... Seeing all these functioning people is making me feel kind of stupid.."
"Then again... Seeing all these functioning people is making me feel kind of stupid.."
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Armin says: "Huh, what did you say?"
Armin says: "Huh, what did you say?"


India says: "Nothing :triumph: "
India says: "Nothing."


DING DING UHH GO TO UR PLANES NOW THIS THAT SOMETHING COUNTRY COUTNRY COUNTRY
'''DING DING GO TO YOUR PLANES NOW THIS THAT SOMETHING COUNTRY COUTNRY COUNTRY'''


U HAVE 6 MINUTES LOL!!!
'''YOU HAVE 6 MINUTES LOL!!!'''


Armin says: "wtf"
Armin says: "wtf"
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There are many people in the airport and they're all rushing to get onto the plane
There are many people in the airport and they're all rushing to get onto the plane


Armin says: "Hold my hand so we don't lose eachother"
Armin says: "Hold my hand so we don't lose each other."


India says: "No."
India says: "No."


Armin says: "Okay fair"
Armin says: "Okay fair..."


After following the crowd they get on a plane
'''After following the crowd they get on a plane.'''


Armin says: "Phew.. now we need to find our seat.."
Armin says: "Phew.. now we need to find our seat.."
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India says: "Yeah yeah."
India says: "Yeah yeah."


They get to their seat but somebody is already sitting there..
'''They get to their seat but somebody is already sitting there..'''


Armin says: "huh"
Armin says: "huh"


"dam ok :rofl: let's get a dif one then"
"Damn ok let's get a different one then."


idk they get a different seat after asking
'''They get a different seat after asking.'''


India says: "So this is a plane? I hate it :rolling_eyes: "
India says: "So this is a plane? I hate it."


Armin says: "Well you're going to have to sit here for a few hours"
Armin says: "Well you're going to have to sit here for a few hours."


India says: "Oh great."
India says: "Oh great."


ty for coming on ur flight... Armin and India talk over this part bcus frick u
'''Thank you for coming on our flight... Armin and India talk over this part.'''


The plane takes off
'''The plane takes off.'''


India says: "Oh, that's kind of interesting, I suppose."
India says: "Oh, that's kind of interesting, I suppose."


Armin says: "yw for the window seat :sunglasses:"
Armin says: "You're welcome for the window seat."


After a few hours, the plane finally lands!!
After a few hours, the plane finally lands!!
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Armin says: "Oh boy oh boy!!!"
Armin says: "Oh boy oh boy!!!"


"Can't wait for you to see Yamalia :smirk:"
"Can't wait for you to see Yamalia."


"Especially Katryk"
"Especially [[Katryk]]."


"It's so cool and amazing!!!" (:smirk:)
"It's so cool and amazing!!!"  


India says: "Yeah yeah, let's just go."
India says: "Yeah yeah, let's just go."
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"..."
"..."


"why are we in a desert"
"Why are we in a desert."


India says: "Oh, so snow is just sand?"
India says: "Oh, so snow is just sand?"


"Disappointing :rolling_eyes: You men are such liars."
"Disappointing. You men are such liars."


Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."


":cold_sweat: yeah uh wait.."
"Yeah uh wait.."


Armin asks the nearest person what country they are in currently
Armin asks the nearest person what country they are in currently


Person: Luxuria?
Person: [[Luxuria]]?


Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."


"IM SO STUPID"
"IM SO STUPID."


India says: "WHY DID YOU TAKE ME BACK HERE!?"
India says: "WHY DID YOU TAKE ME BACK HERE!?"
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"How did this even happen.."
"How did this even happen.."


"Right.. back in Luvuria.. I think we ended up going to the wrong flight"
"Right.. back in Luvuria.. I think we ended up going to the wrong flight."


"Everybody was rushing so"
"Everybody was rushing so."


"JOIHOIUHIUOHIUH right."
"JOIHOIUHIUOHIUH right."
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"We need to keep a low profile."
"We need to keep a low profile."


A few soldiers are standing around in the airport
'''A few soldiers are standing around in the airport.'''


Armin says: "Of course there'd be soldiers around here.."
Armin says: "Of course there'd be soldiers around here.."
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"I'm so stupid.. I shouldn't have even done the vacation in the first place.. well whatever.."
"I'm so stupid.. I shouldn't have even done the vacation in the first place.. well whatever.."


Armin puts his hood over him idk
'''Armin puts his hood over him.'''


India puts on some sunglasses
'''India puts on some sunglasses.'''


India says: "So how are you going to get us out of this mess?? :rage:"
India says: "So how are you going to get us out of this mess??"


Armin says: "For now let's head to Albert Town.. I think that's what it was called :thinking: Haven't been around here that much."
Armin says: "For now let's head to [[Albert Town]].. I think that's what it was called. Haven't been around here that much."


Armin says: "Anyway.. Let's sneak out of the airport before they get suspicious of us."
Armin says: "Anyway.. Let's sneak out of the airport before they get suspicious of us."


Armin and India start to head out of the airport. And just as they are about to go outside, a soldier stops them.
'''Armin and India start to head out of the airport. And just as they are about to go outside, a soldier stops them.'''


Soldier says: "Oi what a minute."
Soldier says: "Oi what a minute."


Armin says: "....yessssss?"
Armin says: "....Yessssss?"


Soldier says: "You should call a taxi before heading out. Unless you're going to Alice Springs."
Soldier says: "You should call a taxi before heading out. Unless you're going to [[Alice Springs]]."


Armin says: "Oh yeah haha"
Armin says: "Oh yeah haha."


"Thanks for telling me"
"Thanks for telling me."


Soldier says: "No prob stay safe"
Soldier says: "No prob stay safe."


Armin and India are let go
'''Armin and India are let go.'''


India says: "Oooohhh Stay safe they say :rolling_eyes: "
India says: "Oooohhh Stay safe they say."


":rage: not like the goverment tried to kill me or anything."
"Not like the government tried to kill me or anything."


"men these days :triumph:"
"Men these days."


"Anyway are we going to call a taxi?"
"Anyway are we going to call a taxi?"
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"But this is real life so like"
"But this is real life so like"


"a few hours probably :rofl: :rofl: "
"A few hours probably :rofl: :rofl: "


India says: "what"
India says: "what"


"isn't minecraft that game with the sexy eyeless guy"
"Isn't Minecraft that game with the sexy eyeless guy..."


"and the guy that looks JUST like him expect he has eyes"
"And the guy that looks JUST like him expect he has eyes..."


Armin says: "what"
Armin says: "what?"


India says: "I lived in Creepyland for like 40 years what did you expect :rolling_eyes:"
India says: "I lived in Creepyland for like 40 years what did you expect."


Armin says: "OH YEAH YOU WOULD BE 40 :sob:"
Armin says: "OH YEAH YOU WOULD BE 40..."


"You look 20 :cry:"
"You look 20..."


India says: "Of course a man would say that :triumph:"
India says: "Of course a man would say that."


Armin says: "Okay let's move the plot now."  
Armin says: "Okay let's move the plot now."  


After a few hours they stop at a gas station.
'''After a few hours they stop at a gas station.'''


Armin says: "If I'm not mistaken, Albert Town was really close to this gas station."
Armin says: "If I'm not mistaken, Albert Town was really close to this gas station."
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India says: "Can we buy something?"
India says: "Can we buy something?"


Armin says: "Yeah sure!! Just put your sunglasses back on so they don't recognize you"
Armin says: "Yeah sure!! Just put your sunglasses back on so they don't recognize you."


Armin and India head into the Gas Station Store
'''Armin and India head into the Gas Station Store.'''


Armin says: "Lol let's buy all the candy :sunglasses:"
Armin says: "Lol let's buy all the candy."


India says: "We will go broke."
India says: "We will go broke."
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Armin says: "Do I look like I can spend money wisely???"
Armin says: "Do I look like I can spend money wisely???"


":rolling_eyes:"
"..."


India says: "Give me the money. I can't trust you with it."
India says: "Give me the money. I can't trust you with it."


"Especially when you're a man :rage:"
"Especially when you're a man."


Armin says: "Ok wait calm down :cry:"
Armin says: "Ok wait calm down..."


"What if.. we split it!? :zany_face: "
"What if.. we split it!?"


India says: "Fine. I guess that's reasonable :rolling_eyes:"
India says: "Fine. I guess that's reasonable."


Armin and India split the money
'''Armin and India split the money.'''


They buy the things they want and head out
'''They buy the things they want and head out.'''


India says: "Well then.. I guess let's start heading to Albert town again."
India says: "Well then.. I guess let's start heading to Albert town again."


Suddenly a car pulls up in front of India and Armin
'''Suddenly a car pulls up in front of India and Armin.'''


India says: "..."
India says: "..."
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Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."


The person in the car rolls down their window..
'''The person in the car rolls down their window..'''


Person says: "Hey uhh... uhhh need a ride?"
Person says: "Hey uhh... uhhh need a ride?"
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India says: "You look like you haven't left your moms basement in 20 years."
India says: "You look like you haven't left your moms basement in 20 years."


Person says: "haha."
Person says: "Haha."


Armin says: "We already have a ride. We are just waiting for our friend to be done buying some things"
Armin says: "We already have a ride. We are just waiting for our friend to be done buying some things."


Person says: "uhh.. uhh.. But there's no other cars around?"
Person says: "uhh.. uhh.. But there's no other cars around?"
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Person says: "Hey so why does your arm look like that?"
Person says: "Hey so why does your arm look like that?"


The Person points at Armins prosthetic arm
'''The Person points at Armin's prosthetic arm'''


Armin says: "Uhhh.. It's been a while.. I think somebody made it for me in Poavak? Or was it Luvuria.."
Armin says: "Uhhh.. It's been a while.. I think somebody made it for me in [[Poavak]]? Or was it Luvuria.."


Person says: "Haha."
Person says: "Haha."


"Okay uhh.. uhh this is taking too long."
"Okay uhh.. Uhh this is taking too long."


Some guys hop out of the car
'''Some guys hop out of the car.'''


Armin says: "Oh"
Armin says: "Oh"
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Person says: "You uhh.. uhh should've just gotten in when you had the chance."
Person says: "You uhh.. uhh should've just gotten in when you had the chance."


Armin says: ""Noo Don't get lazer beams on your prosthetics :rolling_eyes:  that's too dangerous" they said."
Armin says: ""Noo, Don't get lazer beams on your prosthetics that's too dangerous" they said."


"Next time I'm not listening to what anybody says :triumph: !!!"
"Next time I'm not listening to what anybody says!!!"


India says: "We're surrounded..."
India says: "We're surrounded..."


India starts to breathe heavily
'''India starts to breathe heavily.'''


Armin says: "Listen we will get in your car if you don't hurt us"
Armin says: "Listen we will get in your car if you don't hurt us"
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Person says: "Okay."
Person says: "Okay."


Armin and India get into the car
'''Armin and India get into the car.'''


Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."
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"So uh, what business do you have with us?"
"So uh, what business do you have with us?"


Person says: "Your prosthetics could be resold for a good price haha"
Person says: "Your prosthetics could be resold for a good price haha."


Armin says: "Oh"
Armin says: "Oh"


"I could've just given them to you"
"I could've just given them to you."


Person says: "Yeah, but now that you know our faces.....uhh.."
Person says: "Yeah, but now that you know our faces.....uhh.."


Armin says: "lol ok fair :rofl: "
Armin says: "lol ok fair."


Armin says: "Okay but seriously we won't tell anybody :pleading_face: We don't even live in Luxuria."
Armin says: "Okay but seriously we won't tell anybody. We don't even live in Luxuria."


Person says: ".."
Person says: ".."
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India says: "!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
India says: "!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"


Armin says: "What kind of name is that :rofl:"
Armin says: "What kind of name is that."


Person says: "....uhh..."
Person says: "....uhh..."
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Armin says: "Oh haha yeah? me too!!!!"
Armin says: "Oh haha yeah? me too!!!!"


Person starts driving!!
'''Person starts driving!!'''


Armin and India can't jump out of the car bcus there's like two beefy dudes that'll prevent them idk
'''Armin and India can't jump out of the car because there's two beefy dudes that'll prevent them.'''


Armin says: ":smiley:"
Armin says: "..."


"So um"
"So um."


"Where are we going? Albert Town, right?"
"Where are we going? Albert Town, right?"
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Armin says: "Oh, uhhhhhhh do you live there?"
Armin says: "Oh, uhhhhhhh do you live there?"


Person says: "That's where uhh.. we can collect the bounty money."
Person says: "That's where uhh.. We can collect the bounty money."


Armin says: "Lol ok? are we going bounty hunting or something haha"
Armin says: "Lol ok? aAe we going bounty hunting or something haha"


"Listen i'll give you my m&ms if you let us go :sunglasses:"
"Listen i'll give you my m&ms if you let us go."


Person says: "uhh...."
Person says: "uhh...."
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Armin says: "Can I sit in the front seat?"
Armin says: "Can I sit in the front seat?"


Person says: "Uhhh... no."
Person says: "Uhhh... No."


Armin says: "Can you let my.. friend go?"
Armin says: "Can you let my.. friend go?"
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Armin says: "Okay um"
Armin says: "Okay um"


Armin jumps thru into the front seat
'''Armin jumps thru into the front seat.'''


Person says: "IOUHWUIERH WTF"
Person says: "IOUHWUIERH WTF"


Beefy guys grab Armins leg but they just end up pulling it off
'''Beefy guys grab Armins leg but they just end up pulling it off.'''


Armin grabs his backpack and pulls out a gun
'''Armin grabs his backpack and pulls out a gun.'''


Armin says: "I'LL SHOOT THE DRIVER IF YOU TOUCH ME"
Armin says: "I'LL SHOOT THE DRIVER IF YOU TOUCH ME"
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Person says: "LSITEN TO HIM OH FRIVCK UHH UHH"
Person says: "LSITEN TO HIM OH FRIVCK UHH UHH"


Beefy Guy says: ":eye::eye:"
Beefy Guy says: "..."


Armin says: "I'd rather not end up shooting somebody.. So please let us go."
Armin says: "I'd rather not end up shooting somebody.. So please let us go."
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"GRAB HIM"
"GRAB HIM"


Beefy guy sitting behind Armin grabs him by the neck
'''Beefy guy sitting behind Armin grabs him by the neck.'''


India says: "N-NO!"
India says: "N-NO!"


India starts sitting one of the beefy guys
'''India starts hitting one of the beefy guys.'''


beef
'''Armin shoots the drivers arm.'''
 
Armin shoots the drivers arm


Person says: "OIUHWEOUIRHWEUOIRGHWEUYIRHWUYIG"
Person says: "OIUHWEOUIRHWEUOIRGHWEUYIRHWUYIG"


Beef man doesn't let go still
'''Beef man doesn't let go still.'''


Armin shoots the person in the leg
'''Armin shoots the person in the leg.'''


Person says: "iuHEIUWHRWIEUOHRIUWEHR"
Person says: "iuHEIUWHRWIEUOHRIUWEHR"


Armin says: "WE SHOULD CALL AN AMBULANCE I THINK I SHOT HIM IN A BAD SPOT"
Armin says: "WE SHOULD CALL AN AMBULANCE I THINK I SHOT HIM IN A BAD SPOT..."


Beef Guy says: "bro wtf we're literally kidnapping you why do you care"
Beef Guy says: "Bro wtf we're literally kidnapping you why do you care."


Person says: "I-I CAN'T STOP THE CAR-"
Person says: "I-I CAN'T STOP THE CAR-"


The car crashes
'''The car crashes into a tree.'''


into a tree
'''Everybody passes out for plot convenience.'''


Everybody passes out for plot convenience
'''like 5 seconds later Armin and India wake up.'''


like 5 seconds later Armin and India wake up
'''Armin unlocks the doors.'''
 
Armin unlocks the doors


Armin says: "GRAB MY LEG AND HOP OUT AS WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT HURT"
Armin says: "GRAB MY LEG AND HOP OUT AS WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT HURT"
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India says: "....right.."
India says: "....right.."


India grabs Armins other leg and get sout of the car
'''India grabs Armins other leg and gets out of the car.'''


Armin puts his leg back on
'''Armin puts his leg back on.'''


Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."


Armin looks at the car
'''Armin looks at the car.'''


Armin says: "I shouldn't have shot him.."
Armin says: "I shouldn't have shot him.."
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Armin says: "...But if I leave him like this.. Then in the end I'm just like-"
Armin says: "...But if I leave him like this.. Then in the end I'm just like-"


India grabs Armins hand
'''India grabs Armins hand.'''


Armin says: "HEY-"
Armin says: "HEY-"


They get back onto the road
'''They get back onto the road.'''


India says: "We're going to Albert Town..."
India says: "We're going to Albert Town..."
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Armin says: "Maybe.. they'll be fine... okay.."
Armin says: "Maybe.. they'll be fine... okay.."


And so they recontinued their adventure to Albert Town
'''And so they recontinued their adventure to Albert Town!'''


Recap of yesterdays adventure: India and Armin get kidnapped by some guys at a gas station. but they escape after Armin does some sick moves :sunglasses:  which includes shooting people! (dont do this at home)
'''India and Armin get to Albert Town.'''
 
India and Armin get to Albert Town


India says: "It's already morning..."
India says: "It's already morning..."


India says: "And this town looks pretty crappy. Then again I've seen worse in Creepyland."
India says: "And this town looks pretty crappy. Then again I've seen worse in [[Creepyland]]."


Armin says: "This town used to be really lively and fun back in the day :thinking:  It's changed a lot since i was last here."
Armin says: "This town used to be really lively and fun back in the day. It's changed a lot since i was last here."


India says: "Yeah yeah, so where are we staying? I don't see any hotels or inns nearby."
India says: "Yeah yeah, so where are we staying? I don't see any hotels or inns nearby."
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Armin says: "Luckily for us.. I actually bought a house here before Terry came into power!"
Armin says: "Luckily for us.. I actually bought a house here before Terry came into power!"


India says: "How convenient. Looks like you men are useful for something :rolling_eyes:"
India says: "How convenient. Looks like you men are useful for something."


Armin says: ":cry: r00d"  
Armin says: "Rude..."  


"Anyway.. I haven't even been to it for like... a long time."
"Anyway.. I haven't even been to it for like... a long time."
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"Hopefully it wasn't resold."
"Hopefully it wasn't resold."


Armin and India head to Armins old house
'''Armin and India head to Armin's old house.'''


They finally get to it and it's some old and overgrown looking house with a porch.
'''They finally get to it and it's some old and overgrown looking house with a porch.'''


Armin says: "The door seems unlocked.. Somebody must have broken into it. Not much of a surprise."
Armin says: "The door seems unlocked.. Somebody must have broken into it. Not much of a surprise."


They head in
'''They head in.'''


Armin says: "Haha, such a nostalgic feeling..."
Armin says: "Haha, such a nostalgic feeling..."
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"How are we gonna leave this place?"
"How are we gonna leave this place?"


Armin says: "I was thinking maybe using the road to Argentina to escape? :smirk: "
Armin says: "I was thinking maybe using the road to Argentina to escape?"


India says: "I literally don't know what Argentina is but okay ig"
India says: "I literally don't know what Argentina is but okay..."


"how far is it"
"How far is it."


Armin says: "Like.. across the ocean :rofl: :joy:"
Armin says: "Like.. Across the ocean."


India says: ":eye: :eye:"
India says: "what"


"what"
Armin says: "Yeah lol. Anyw-"


Armin says: ":weary: yeah lol. Anyw-"
'''They hear something break in the house.'''
 
They hear something break in the house


Armin says: "Ah"
Armin says: "Ah"
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India says: "oijhwiehrweuhIUHWEUREWRH
India says: "oijhwiehrweuhIUHWEUREWRH


"This house better not be haunted :rage:"
"This house better not be haunted."


Armin says: "lol mood :sunglasses: anyway let's go check it out"
Armin says: "Lol mood anyway let's go check it out."


Armin and India go to where they heard the breaking noise.
'''Armin and India go to where they heard the breaking noise.'''


They head to the hallway  
'''They head to the hallway.'''


Armin says: "I think it might've came from one of these rooms.."
Armin says: "I think it might've came from one of these rooms.."
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"You stay back, I'll check."
"You stay back, I'll check."


India says: "As you should. :triumph: "
India says: "As you should."


Armin opens the door a bit and looks into the room
'''Armin opens the door a bit and looks into the room.'''


He sees a fursuit that is moving in the cornor of the room
'''He sees a fur suit that is moving in the corner of the room.'''


Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."
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Armin says: "Wait no I think it's a wolf.."
Armin says: "Wait no I think it's a wolf.."


"With neon colors"
"With neon colors."


??? says: "Owo who's there?"
??? says: "Owo who's there?"
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??? says: "qwq"
??? says: "qwq"


The mysterious Furry comes thru the door
'''The mysterious Furry comes thru the door.'''


??? says: ">w< ummm... i sort of... wive here :pleading_face: "
??? says: ">w< Ummm... I sort of... Wive here..."


Armin says: "Yeah but I bought this house grr :triumph: !!!"
Armin says: "Yeah but I bought this house grr!!!"


??? says: "Gwwrrrr uwu"
??? says: "Gwwrrrr uwu"
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Armin says: "Okay but who are you"
Armin says: "Okay but who are you"


??? says: "Call me Dusty :pleading_face:"
??? says: "Call me [[Dusty]]."
 
"Also btw I'm a kokichi and discord kinnie :smiling_imp: so watch out."


Armin says: "lol ok anyway you can live here if you want. Can we just stay here for a bit?"
"Also btw I'm a kokichi and discord kinnie,  so watch out."


Dusty says: "Yeah sure uwu I need more fwiends :pleading_face:"
Armin says: "Lol ok anyway you can live here if you want. Can we just stay here for a bit?"


what am i doing
Dusty says: "Yeah sure uwu I need more fwiends."


India says: "..."
India says: "..."
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"Tsk, I want to go outside for a walk."
"Tsk, I want to go outside for a walk."


Armin says: "okay stay safe aha :weary: "  
Armin says: "Okay stay safe aha. "  


India says: "Yeah yeah."
India says: "Yeah yeah."


India leaves
'''India leaves'''


Dusty says: "Hewwo uwu-"
Dusty says: "Hewwo uwu-"


Armin goes to the living room and sits down on a couch
'''Armin goes to the living room and sits down on a couch.'''


Armin pulls out a notebook and starts writing in it
'''Armin pulls out a notebook and starts writing in it.'''


Dusty says: "qwq ummmm.. what are you doing?"
Dusty says: "qwq ummmm.. what are you doing?"
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Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."


Armin doesn't respond
'''Armin doesn't respond.'''


Dusty says: ">w< uhh... so is that girl your girlfriend?"
Dusty says: ">w< Uhh... So is that girl your girlfriend?"


Armin doesn't respond
'''Armin doesn't respond.'''


Dusty says: ":rage: um.. can you respond?"
Dusty says: "Um.. can you respond?"


Armin says: "I'm busy. I'm not here to entertain strangers."
Armin says: "I'm busy. I'm not here to entertain strangers."


Dusty says: "Wow, personality switch :rolling_eyes:."
Dusty says: "Wow, personality switch."


Dusty leaves the living room
'''Dusty leaves the living room.'''


Armin is currently writing some plans on how to get out of Luxuria in his notebook.
'''Armin is currently writing some plans on how to get out of Luxuria in his notebook.'''


30 Minutes later
'''30 Minutes later.'''


Armin starts mumbling to himself.
'''Armin starts mumbling to himself.'''


Armin says: "No.... That'd be dangerous.. I'm not sure if I could leave her alone.. After all she's my only-"
Armin says: "No.... That'd be dangerous.. I'm not sure if I could leave her alone.. After all she's my only-"


India walks through the door
'''India walks through the door.'''


India says: "SOME RELIGIOUS LUNATICS ARE FORCING ME TO GET ON SOME WEIRD BUS TO ARGENTINA PLEASE HELP"
India says: "SOME [[Laurism|RELIGIOUS LUNATICS]] ARE FORCING ME TO GET ON SOME WEIRD BUS TO [[ARGENTINA]] PLEASE HELP"


Armin says: "...Bus to.. Argentina?"
Armin says: "...Bus to.. Argentina?"
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"WE JUST ARRIVED HERE."
"WE JUST ARRIVED HERE."


Armin packs up
'''Armin packs up.'''


Armin says: "Show me where they are"
Armin says: "Show me where they are."


India says: "..Wh- Fine."
India says: "..Wh- Fine."


India leads Armin to the crazy religious people
'''India leads Armin to the crazy religious people.'''


Religious Person says: "HEYEYYEYEYEYE YOU'RE BACK :relieved: :pray:"
Religious Person says: "HEYEYYEYEYEYE YOU'RE BACK..."


":weary: So have you changed your mind on going to Argentina to experience the Lauri architecture?"
"So have you changed your mind on going to Argentina to experience the [[Argentine Brutalism|Lauri architecture]]?"


India says: "Tsk."
India says: "Tsk."
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Armin says: "Yes! take us to it!"
Armin says: "Yes! take us to it!"


Religious Person says: ":zany_face: yeah!!! the price will be 200 golden nuggets :pray: "
Religious Person says: "Yeah!!! the price will be 200 golden nuggets."


Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."
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"We don't have money-"
"We don't have money-"


Armin pulls out 200 golden nuggets from his pocket
'''Armin pulls out 200 golden nuggets from his pocket.'''


India says: "w h a t"
India says: "w h a t"
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Armin says: "Here you go!"
Armin says: "Here you go!"


Religious Person says: "Oh my :smirk: very good sir..."
Religious Person says: "Oh my very good sir..."


"let me take you to the Lauri Bus!!"
"Let me take you to the Lauri Bus!!"


Religious Person leads them to the bus
'''Religious Person leads them to the bus.'''


India says: "I thought we wasted all the money at the gas station??"
India says: "I thought we wasted all the money at the gas station??"


Armin says: ":rofl: lol you're so funny anyway"
Armin says: "Lol you're so funny anyway."


India says: "wh-"
India says: "wh-"


They get onto the bus
'''They get onto the bus.'''


Religious Person says: "The ride to argentina will take off in 30 minutes :pleading_face:  be ready :weary: also be sure you packed everything!!! since this trip will be a long one."
Religious Person says: "The ride to Argentina will take off in 30 minutes,  be ready, also be sure you packed everything!!! since this trip will be a long one."


Armin says: "Phew.. Just 30 minutes and we can get out. "
Armin says: "Phew.. Just 30 minutes and we can get out. "


India says: "Don't jinx it :rolling_eyes: "
India says: "Don't jinx it."


After 30 minutes they take off
'''After 30 minutes they take off.'''


After going thru the long tunnel from Albert Town, they get to the bridge but..
'''After going thru the long tunnel from Albert Town, they get to the bridge but..'''


India says: "So THAT'S the bridge??"
India says: "So THAT'S the bridge??"
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Armin says: "Yeahh, I don't remember why it was made though.."
Armin says: "Yeahh, I don't remember why it was made though.."


An explosion happens in the distance (not on the bridge)
'''An explosion happens in the distance (not on the bridge).'''


Something comes flying from the explosion and it lands on the Luxurian-Argentina bridge breaking it.
'''Something comes flying from the explosion and it lands on the [[Luxurian-Argentina bridge]] breaking it.'''


Religious Person says: "..."
Religious Person says: "..."


"oh"
"Uh"


"Um"
"Um"
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Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."


India says: "WHAT TGHE HELL"
India says: "WHAT THE HELL"


Religious Person says: "Uhh... it seems we won't be able to cross the bridge.."
Religious Person says: "Uhh... It seems we won't be able to cross the bridge.."


"uhh.. I'm sorry everybody.. you will not be able to experience Lauris greatness :pensive: But since I don't want to dissapoint you all so early.. Let's go to Saint Shrek?"
"Uhh.. I'm sorry everybody.. you will not be able to experience [[Laurism|Lauri's]] greatness :pensive: But since I don't want to disappoint you all so early.. Let's go to '''Saint Shrek'''?"


The people are angry. some agree to going to saint shrek some don't.
'''The people are angry. some agree to going to Saint Shrek some don't.'''


Religious Person says: "To the ones that don't want to go to Saint Shrek, please get out of the bus."
Religious Person says: "To the ones that don't want to go to Saint Shrek, please get out of the bus."
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"Another bus will come get you"
"Another bus will come get you"


Some people get out, and so do India and Armin
'''Some people get out, and so do India and Armin.'''


The bus goes off
'''The bus goes off.'''


India says: "So what now?"
India says: "So what now?"
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Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."


Suddenly some soldiers come from the explosion area
'''Suddenly some soldiers come from the explosion area.'''


Soldiers says: "HEY WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE?"
Soldiers says: "HEY WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE?"


The people are scared and try to explain the situation
'''The people are scared and try to explain the situation.'''


Soldiers say: "Oi we can't be letting you see this. We're taking you all into questioning. And to sign some legal documents."
Soldiers say: "Oi we can't be letting you see this. We're taking you all into questioning. And to sign some legal documents."


India says: ":eye: :eye::sweat_drops: "
India says: "... "


Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."
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Armin says: "..We could run.. but they have guns. They could gun us down.. Plus, if we ran away we'd be more suspicious than right now.."
Armin says: "..We could run.. but they have guns. They could gun us down.. Plus, if we ran away we'd be more suspicious than right now.."


Armin puts a hood over his head.
'''Armin puts a hood over his head.'''


India says: "What are you saying?"
India says: "What are you saying?"
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Armin says: "Put on your sunglasses.."
Armin says: "Put on your sunglasses.."


India puts on her sunglasses
'''India puts on her sunglasses.'''


The soldiers lead the people to the explosion area
'''The soldiers lead the people to the explosion area.'''


India says: "We should've just gone to that.. stupid Saint Shrek.. Whatever it is.."
India says: "We should've just gone to that.. stupid Saint Shrek.. Whatever it is.."
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"We'll get out of this.."
"We'll get out of this.."


India says: "You better not be lying to me :rage:"
India says: "You better not be lying to me."


The people have been taken to some random small concrete box with a door
'''The people have been taken to some random small concrete box with a door.'''


There seems to be some giant hole near the box, but the people aren't allowed to look at it.
'''There seems to be some giant hole near the box, but the people aren't allowed to look at it.'''


The soldiers open the door and it's a ladder.
'''The soldiers open the door and it's a ladder.'''


Soldier says: "Go down."
Soldier says: "Go down."


The people are hesitant but go down anyway
'''The people are hesitant but go down anyway.'''


Soldier says: "What are you two lookin' at? Go down the ladder."
Soldier says: "What are you two lookin' at? Go down the ladder."
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India says: "Yeah, yeah.."
India says: "Yeah, yeah.."


Everybody goes down the ladder into some strange looking facility. It's very hot.
'''Everybody goes down the ladder into some strange looking facility. It's very hot.'''


India says: "Is this some strip club."
India says: "Is this some strip club."
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India says: "Creepyland thing."
India says: "Creepyland thing."


After a bit of walking, the people are all taken into some room
'''After a bit of walking, the people are all taken into some room.'''


Soldier says: "Before doing anything, we are going to consult the leader."
Soldier says: "Before doing anything, we are going to consult the leader."
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Person says: "Who's the leader lol"
Person says: "Who's the leader lol"


Soldier says: "None of your business :triumph:"
Soldier says: "None of your business."


The soldiers leave
'''The soldiers leave.'''


Armin says: "We should leave while they're gone.."
Armin says: "We should leave while they're gone.."
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India says: "...Okay"
India says: "...Okay"


Armin and India leave the room
'''Armin and India leave the room.'''


Armin says: "Let's run to the ladder.. this hallway is straight anyway.."
Armin says: "Let's run to the ladder.. this hallway is straight anyway.."


Armin and India start running but then.. A soldier comes out of one of the rooms and they run into him
'''Armin and India start running but then.. A soldier comes out of one of the rooms and they run into him.'''


Soldier 2 says: "wtf"
Soldier 2 says: "wtf"


"who are y'all???"
"Who are y'all???"


Armin says: "We... are... interns."
Armin says: "We... are... interns."
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Soldier 2 says: "..."
Soldier 2 says: "..."


Soldier 2 points his gun at India and Armin
'''Soldier 2 points his gun at India and Armin.'''


Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."
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Soldier 2 says: "NO TALKING. I'm taking you to the leader..."
Soldier 2 says: "NO TALKING. I'm taking you to the leader..."


Soldier 2 takes Armin and India to some small room.
'''Soldier 2 takes Armin and India to some small room.'''


Soldier 2 leaves the room
'''Soldier 2 leaves the room'''


Armin says: "Not very smart of them to just.. leave the room."
Armin says: "Not very smart of them to just.. leave the room."


Armin checks if the door is locked
'''Armin checks if the door is locked.'''


Armin says: "Oh, it's locked. At least this guy was smart. haha."
Armin says: "Oh, it's locked. At least this guy was smart. haha."
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Armin says: "It'll be fine.. Luckily for us.. they didn't take away our belongings."
Armin says: "It'll be fine.. Luckily for us.. they didn't take away our belongings."


Armin pulls out a gun from his bag
'''Armin pulls out a gun from his bag.'''


Armin says: "Get ready to run.. This gun shot will probably alert those soldiers.."
Armin says: "Get ready to run.. This gun shot will probably alert those soldiers.."
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India says: "Okay.."
India says: "Okay.."


Armin shoots the door handle.
'''Armin shoots the door handle.'''


The door busts open
'''The door busts open.'''


Armin and India run out of the room.
'''Armin and India run out of the room.'''


But suddenly some soldiers behind them come out
'''But suddenly some soldiers behind them come out'''


Armin says: "RUNRUNRUNRURNUNR"
Armin says: "RUNRUNRUNRURNUNR"


Armin and India start running.
'''Armin and India start running.'''
 
[[File:Bloodthickerthanwatermap.png|thumb]]
They to a hallway which is like
'''They to a hallway with a intersection in the middle.'''


this kind of hallway
'''But suddenly some soldiers come from the south hallway.'''


3 ways to go
'''Armin and India go North.'''
 
But suddenly some soldiers come from the south hallway
 
Armin and India go North


India says: "WAIT BUT THAT ISN'T THE WAY TO THE EXIT-"
India says: "WAIT BUT THAT ISN'T THE WAY TO THE EXIT-"
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"DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE."
"DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE."


"I'M HERE :smirk_cat: "
"I'M HERE."


The reach the end of the North Hallway.. Which has a door.
'''The reach the end of the North Hallway.. Which has a door.'''


The door is just a big chunk of metal.. and it's open for some reason
'''The door is just a big chunk of metal.. and it's open for some reason.'''


Armin and India go inside of it
'''Armin and India go inside of it.'''


The door closes
'''The door closes.'''


Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."
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India says: "..."
India says: "..."


The soldiers seem to not be able to open the door.
'''The soldiers seem to not be able to open the door.'''


India says: "There's another big metal door open.."
India says: "There's another big metal door open.."
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Armin says: "Let's go though it.."
Armin says: "Let's go though it.."


They go through the door and..
'''They go through the door and..'''


They walk into a large room with a very big and strange mechanism  
'''They walk into a large room with a very big and strange mechanism.'''


India says: "The hell is that."
India says: "The hell is that."
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Armin says: "I have no clue..."
Armin says: "I have no clue..."


They look at the ceiling, and it has a giant hole in it. It leads to the outside.
'''They look at the ceiling, and it has a giant hole in it. It leads to the outside.'''


Armin says: "Was.. this what exploded?"
Armin says: "Was.. this what exploded?"


They walk closer to the weird mechanism
'''They walk closer to the weird mechanism.'''


Armin says: "Well whatever.. We should try climbing it"
Armin says: "Well whatever.. We should try climbing it"
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India says: "Oh yeah. good luck :rage:"
India says: "Oh yeah. good luck :rage:"


Suddenly.. they hear the door behind them open...
'''Suddenly.. they hear the door behind them open...'''


??? says: "What are you... doing here?"
??? says: "What are you... doing here?"
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Armin says: "..."
Armin says: "..."


They turn around..
'''They turn around..'''


It's Terry Teur.
'''It's [[Terry Teur]].'''


Terry says: "...huh..?"
Terry says: "...huh..?"
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"Please.."
"Please.."


Terry says: "...Arlo?"
Terry says: "...[[Arlo George|Arlo]]?"


Armin says: "TERRY."
Armin says: "TERRY."


"Armin" takes off his hood.
'''"Armin" takes off his hood.'''


Terry says: "You're . . . Alive?"
Terry says: "You're . . . Alive?"
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Arlo says: "Yeah."
Arlo says: "Yeah."


Terry says: "Weren't you. . Killed in Papua New Guinea?"
Terry says: "Weren't you. . [[Required Heartbreak|Killed in Papua New Guinea]]?"


Arlo says: "No. I wasn't. I only lost my limbs."
Arlo says: "No. I wasn't. I only lost my limbs."
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"HOW HAVE I BEEN?"
"HOW HAVE I BEEN?"


"YOU KILLED SOFIA AND ONE OF MY NIECES. DO YOU THINK I'D FORGET THAT?"
"YOU KILLED [[Sofia George|SOFIA]] AND ONE OF MY NIECES. DO YOU THINK I'D FORGET THAT?"


"I'VE BEEN TERRIBLE, TERRY."
"I'VE BEEN TERRIBLE, TERRY."
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Arlo says: "YOU'RE DUTY? DUTY FOR WHAT"
Arlo says: "YOU'RE DUTY? DUTY FOR WHAT"


Terry says: "The.. Luxurian Empire."
Terry says: "The.. [[Secon Luxurian Empire|Luxurian Empire]]."


Arlo says: "WAKE UP TERRY. THE LUXURIA EMPIRE WAS LONG GONE, BUT THEN YOU RESTARTED IT AGAIN."
Arlo says: "WAKE UP TERRY. THE LUXURIA EMPIRE WAS LONG GONE, BUT THEN YOU RESTARTED IT AGAIN."
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India says: "..Arlo.. We need to get out of here.."
India says: "..Arlo.. We need to get out of here.."


Arlo pulls out his gun
'''Arlo pulls out his gun.'''


Arlo says: "Terry.. I'm not letting you live any longer. You've caused enough damage."
Arlo says: "Terry.. I'm not letting you live any longer. You've caused enough damage."
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Terry says: "I'm sorry. . I can't let you do that, Arlo."
Terry says: "I'm sorry. . I can't let you do that, Arlo."


Arlo shoots his gun at Terry but... He dodges the bullets.
'''Arlo shoots his gun at Terry but... He dodges the bullets.'''


Arlo says: "Wh-"
Arlo says: "Wh-"


Terry grabs Arlo by the throat
'''Terry grabs Arlo by the throat'''


Terry says: "I'm. . . really sorry it had to. . . turn out like this."
Terry says: "I'm. . . really sorry it had to. . . Turn out like this."


India says: "NO"
India says: "NO"
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India says: "NO!"
India says: "NO!"


Terry Teur is taken aback
'''Terry Teur is taken aback.'''


India tries to think rationally and runs to the metal door
'''India tries to think rationally and runs to the metal door.'''


She starts trying to open it
'''She starts trying to open it.'''


Terry is covered in blood
'''Terry is covered in blood.'''


Terry says: ". . ."
Terry says: ". . ."
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"What?"
"What?"


The door doesn't seem to budge open
'''The door doesn't seem to budge open.'''


India says: "NONONOONON.. PLEASE PLEASE.."
India says: "NONONOONON.. PLEASE PLEASE.."


"I CAN'T WASTE ARLOS SACRIFICE LIKE THIS.."
"I CAN'T WASTE ARLO'S SACRIFICE LIKE THIS.."


India starts to sob uncontrollably
'''India starts to sob uncontrollably.'''


Terry looks at the blood on his hands
'''Terry looks at the blood on his hands.'''


Terry says: "Ar. . .lo. ."
Terry says: "Ar. . .lo. ."


Suddenly india gets the door open
'''Suddenly india gets the door open.'''


She runs in and closes it behind her
'''She runs in and closes it behind her.'''


India opens the next metal door easily
'''India opens the next metal door easily.'''


She starts running to the exit
'''She starts running to the exit.'''


While running.. the door to one of the rooms is open..
'''While running.. the door to one of the rooms is open..'''


In the room is all the people that were going to Argentina with them before the explosion.
'''In the room is all the people that were going to Argentina with them before the explosion.'''


they're all dead in that room.
'''They're all dead in that room.'''


India says: "NONONONONONO.. WHY DO I CAUSE EVERYBODY TO DIE..."
'''India says: "NONONONONONO.. WHY DO I CAUSE EVERYBODY TO DIE..."'''


India gets to the exit and tries to climb the ladder
'''India gets to the exit and tries to climb the ladder'''


She's shaking so much that she almost falls a few times
'''She's shaking so much that she almost falls a few times'''


finally she gets out and starts running
'''Finally she gets out and starts running'''


India says: "Why.. why.. why.. why.. why did he have to die.. he was one of my only family members that I've met.."
India says: "Why.. why.. why.. why.. why did he have to die.. He was one of my only family members that I've met.."


India runs to the road they were before.
'''India runs to the road they were before.'''


There's a bus waiting.
'''There's a bus waiting.'''


Bus Driver says: "Huh? Who are you? Are you one of the Argentina Vacation people?"
Bus Driver says: "Huh? Who are you? Are you one of the Argentina Vacation people?"


India says: ". . . yes. ."
India says: ". . . Yes. ."


Bus Driver says: "Good news! turns out the trip to Argentina will be happening! There's a boat going to Argentina soon. "
Bus Driver says: "Good news! turns out the trip to Argentina will be happening! There's a boat going to Argentina soon. "
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"But.. wait a minute, where are the other people?"
"But.. wait a minute, where are the other people?"


"unless you were the only one?"
"Unless you were the only one?"


India says: ". . ."
India says: ". . ."
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Bus Driver says: "Uhh, well alright! Hop on."
Bus Driver says: "Uhh, well alright! Hop on."


India gets on the bus. She gets taken to Saint Shrek.
'''India gets on the bus. She gets taken to Saint Shrek.'''


Bus Driver says: "The boat is waiting over there for you."
Bus Driver says: "The boat is waiting over there for you."
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India says: "Thank you."
India says: "Thank you."


India heads onto the boat.
'''India heads onto the boat.'''


Boat starts heading to Argentina
Boat starts heading to Argentina


India says: ". . .I'll avenge you. . Arlo."
India says: ". . .I'll avenge you. . Arlo."
 
<hr />
THE END :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:
'''''Continued in "[[Blood is Thicker Than Water: Epilogue]]"'''''
 
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Latest revision as of 10:32, 18 September 2025

Year: 188 CE*


Meanwhile in Luvuria with Armin and India.

Armin says: "India what if we went on vacation?"

India says: "Huh? Isn't this place already considered a vacation?"

Armin says: "I mean yeah true. But I mean like other places"

"Likeee have you seen snow before?"

India says: "Uhh... I guess? There's some flying snow in Fries."

"But we aren't allowed to touch it."

"It will apparently cause the simulation to break or something idk what they meant."

Armin says: "..."

"Well anyway."

"What if we went to like..  Svealand or Yamalia? Or some other snowy place."

India says: "I guess? Listen I don't know any of these places so stop asking ME where we should go."

Armin says: "Oh sorry you have a point lol."

"Okay well I'll buy us a ticket to some snowy place!"

A few weeks later.. they're at the airport ready to go on "vacation".

Armin says: "It's really crowded here for some reason."

"Don't get lost! okay?"

India says: "I'm not a child."

"Then again... Seeing all these functioning people is making me feel kind of stupid.."

Armin says: "Huh, what did you say?"

India says: "Nothing."

DING DING GO TO YOUR PLANES NOW THIS THAT SOMETHING COUNTRY COUTNRY COUNTRY

YOU HAVE 6 MINUTES LOL!!!

Armin says: "wtf"

"RUSH TIME!!"

There are many people in the airport and they're all rushing to get onto the plane

Armin says: "Hold my hand so we don't lose each other."

India says: "No."

Armin says: "Okay fair..."

After following the crowd they get on a plane.

Armin says: "Phew.. now we need to find our seat.."

India says: "Yeah yeah."

They get to their seat but somebody is already sitting there..

Armin says: "huh"

"Damn ok let's get a different one then."

They get a different seat after asking.

India says: "So this is a plane? I hate it."

Armin says: "Well you're going to have to sit here for a few hours."

India says: "Oh great."

Thank you for coming on our flight... Armin and India talk over this part.

The plane takes off.

India says: "Oh, that's kind of interesting, I suppose."

Armin says: "You're welcome for the window seat."

After a few hours, the plane finally lands!!

Armin says: "Oh boy oh boy!!!"

"Can't wait for you to see Yamalia."

"Especially Katryk."

"It's so cool and amazing!!!"

India says: "Yeah yeah, let's just go."

They get out of the plane..

Armin says: "Aha.."

"..."

"Why are we in a desert."

India says: "Oh, so snow is just sand?"

"Disappointing. You men are such liars."

Armin says: "..."

"Yeah uh wait.."

Armin asks the nearest person what country they are in currently

Person: Luxuria?

Armin says: "..."

"IM SO STUPID."

India says: "WHY DID YOU TAKE ME BACK HERE!?"

"WERE YOU JUST LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING??"

Armin says: "NO I SWEAR THE TICKETS WERE TO YAMALIA"

"How did this even happen.."

"Right.. back in Luvuria.. I think we ended up going to the wrong flight."

"Everybody was rushing so."

"JOIHOIUHIUOHIUH right."

"We need to keep a low profile."

A few soldiers are standing around in the airport.

Armin says: "Of course there'd be soldiers around here.."

"I'm so stupid.. I shouldn't have even done the vacation in the first place.. well whatever.."

Armin puts his hood over him.

India puts on some sunglasses.

India says: "So how are you going to get us out of this mess??"

Armin says: "For now let's head to Albert Town.. I think that's what it was called. Haven't been around here that much."

Armin says: "Anyway.. Let's sneak out of the airport before they get suspicious of us."

Armin and India start to head out of the airport. And just as they are about to go outside, a soldier stops them.

Soldier says: "Oi what a minute."

Armin says: "....Yessssss?"

Soldier says: "You should call a taxi before heading out. Unless you're going to Alice Springs."

Armin says: "Oh yeah haha."

"Thanks for telling me."

Soldier says: "No prob stay safe."

Armin and India are let go.

India says: "Oooohhh Stay safe they say."

"Not like the government tried to kill me or anything."

"Men these days."

"Anyway are we going to call a taxi?"

Armin says: "No.. What if there was some bounty put on us? We shouldn't risk calling a taxi."

India says: "Well okay. How far is this Albert town anyway?"

Armin says: "Uhh.. It's a bit of a walk."

"If we were doing this in Minecraft it'd probably be like 5 minutes or less"

"But this is real life so like"

"A few hours probably :rofl: :rofl: "

India says: "what"

"Isn't Minecraft that game with the sexy eyeless guy..."

"And the guy that looks JUST like him expect he has eyes..."

Armin says: "what?"

India says: "I lived in Creepyland for like 40 years what did you expect."

Armin says: "OH YEAH YOU WOULD BE 40..."

"You look 20..."

India says: "Of course a man would say that."

Armin says: "Okay let's move the plot now."

After a few hours they stop at a gas station.

Armin says: "If I'm not mistaken, Albert Town was really close to this gas station."

India says: "Can we buy something?"

Armin says: "Yeah sure!! Just put your sunglasses back on so they don't recognize you."

Armin and India head into the Gas Station Store.

Armin says: "Lol let's buy all the candy."

India says: "We will go broke."

Armin says: "Do I look like I can spend money wisely???"

"..."

India says: "Give me the money. I can't trust you with it."

"Especially when you're a man."

Armin says: "Ok wait calm down..."

"What if.. we split it!?"

India says: "Fine. I guess that's reasonable."

Armin and India split the money.

They buy the things they want and head out.

India says: "Well then.. I guess let's start heading to Albert town again."

Suddenly a car pulls up in front of India and Armin.

India says: "..."

Armin says: "..."

The person in the car rolls down their window..

Person says: "Hey uhh... uhhh need a ride?"

India says: "You look like you haven't left your moms basement in 20 years."

Person says: "Haha."

Armin says: "We already have a ride. We are just waiting for our friend to be done buying some things."

Person says: "uhh.. uhh.. But there's no other cars around?"

Armin says: "..."

"You got me there"

Person says: "C'mon... Where do you need to go?"

Armin says: "Albert Town. It's nearby so we don't need a ride."

Person says: "....."

"That's where I'm heading too."

Armin says: "Cool"

India says: "Listen we don't want to get in your ugly car which you probably borrowed from your dad."

"Leave us alone. You ugly man."

Person says: "Ouch.. haha."

Person says: "Hey so why does your arm look like that?"

The Person points at Armin's prosthetic arm

Armin says: "Uhhh.. It's been a while.. I think somebody made it for me in Poavak? Or was it Luvuria.."

Person says: "Haha."

"Okay uhh.. Uhh this is taking too long."

Some guys hop out of the car.

Armin says: "Oh"

India says: "LEAVE US ALONE"

"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME.."

Person says: "You uhh.. uhh should've just gotten in when you had the chance."

Armin says: ""Noo, Don't get lazer beams on your prosthetics that's too dangerous" they said."

"Next time I'm not listening to what anybody says!!!"

India says: "We're surrounded..."

India starts to breathe heavily.

Armin says: "Listen we will get in your car if you don't hurt us"

Person says: "Okay."

Armin and India get into the car.

Armin says: "..."

"So uh, what business do you have with us?"

Person says: "Your prosthetics could be resold for a good price haha."

Armin says: "Oh"

"I could've just given them to you."

Person says: "Yeah, but now that you know our faces.....uhh.."

Armin says: "lol ok fair."

Armin says: "Okay but seriously we won't tell anybody. We don't even live in Luxuria."

Person says: ".."

"You don't... uhh.. live in Luxuria?"

Armin says: "Yeah so it's fine! I'll give you my arms and legs, and then you let us go. Deal?"

Person says: "..."

"Are one of you called India?"

Armin says: "..."

India says: "!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Armin says: "What kind of name is that."

Person says: "....uhh..."

Person says: "I, uhh.. uhh think we just had a change of plans..."

Armin says: "Oh haha yeah? me too!!!!"

Person starts driving!!

Armin and India can't jump out of the car because there's two beefy dudes that'll prevent them.

Armin says: "..."

"So um."

"Where are we going? Albert Town, right?"

Person says: "Alice Springs."

Armin says: "Oh, uhhhhhhh do you live there?"

Person says: "That's where uhh.. We can collect the bounty money."

Armin says: "Lol ok? aAe we going bounty hunting or something haha"

"Listen i'll give you my m&ms if you let us go."

Person says: "uhh...."

Armin says: "..."

Armin says: "Can I sit in the front seat?"

Person says: "Uhhh... No."

Armin says: "Can you let my.. friend go?"

Person says: "No way."

Armin says: "Okay um"

Armin jumps thru into the front seat.

Person says: "IOUHWUIERH WTF"

Beefy guys grab Armins leg but they just end up pulling it off.

Armin grabs his backpack and pulls out a gun.

Armin says: "I'LL SHOOT THE DRIVER IF YOU TOUCH ME"

Person says: "LSITEN TO HIM OH FRIVCK UHH UHH"

Beefy Guy says: "..."

Armin says: "I'd rather not end up shooting somebody.. So please let us go."

Person says: "Uhh.. uhh.."

"..."

"GRAB HIM"

Beefy guy sitting behind Armin grabs him by the neck.

India says: "N-NO!"

India starts hitting one of the beefy guys.

Armin shoots the drivers arm.

Person says: "OIUHWEOUIRHWEUOIRGHWEUYIRHWUYIG"

Beef man doesn't let go still.

Armin shoots the person in the leg.

Person says: "iuHEIUWHRWIEUOHRIUWEHR"

Armin says: "WE SHOULD CALL AN AMBULANCE I THINK I SHOT HIM IN A BAD SPOT..."

Beef Guy says: "Bro wtf we're literally kidnapping you why do you care."

Person says: "I-I CAN'T STOP THE CAR-"

The car crashes into a tree.

Everybody passes out for plot convenience.

like 5 seconds later Armin and India wake up.

Armin unlocks the doors.

Armin says: "GRAB MY LEG AND HOP OUT AS WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT HURT"

India says: "....right.."

India grabs Armins other leg and gets out of the car.

Armin puts his leg back on.

Armin says: "..."

Armin looks at the car.

Armin says: "I shouldn't have shot him.."

India says: "...."

"We need to get out of here.."

Armin says: "We can't.. We have to call an ambulance, what if he dies-"

India says: "WHY DOES IT MATTER IF HE DIES OR NOT!? HE TRIED KIDNAPPING US."

"WE NEED TO LEAVE. BEFORE THEY WAKE UP.."

Armin says: "...But if I leave him like this.. Then in the end I'm just like-"

India grabs Armins hand.

Armin says: "HEY-"

They get back onto the road.

India says: "We're going to Albert Town..."

Armin says: "Maybe.. they'll be fine... okay.."

And so they recontinued their adventure to Albert Town!

India and Armin get to Albert Town.

India says: "It's already morning..."

India says: "And this town looks pretty crappy. Then again I've seen worse in Creepyland."

Armin says: "This town used to be really lively and fun back in the day. It's changed a lot since i was last here."

India says: "Yeah yeah, so where are we staying? I don't see any hotels or inns nearby."

Armin says: "Luckily for us.. I actually bought a house here before Terry came into power!"

India says: "How convenient. Looks like you men are useful for something."

Armin says: "Rude..."

"Anyway.. I haven't even been to it for like... a long time."

"Hopefully it wasn't resold."

Armin and India head to Armin's old house.

They finally get to it and it's some old and overgrown looking house with a porch.

Armin says: "The door seems unlocked.. Somebody must have broken into it. Not much of a surprise."

They head in.

Armin says: "Haha, such a nostalgic feeling..."

India says: "Yeah yeah. We've arrived at Albert Town, but what now?"

"How are we gonna leave this place?"

Armin says: "I was thinking maybe using the road to Argentina to escape?"

India says: "I literally don't know what Argentina is but okay..."

"How far is it."

Armin says: "Like.. Across the ocean."

India says: "what"

Armin says: "Yeah lol. Anyw-"

They hear something break in the house.

Armin says: "Ah"

India says: "oijhwiehrweuhIUHWEUREWRH

"This house better not be haunted."

Armin says: "Lol mood anyway let's go check it out."

Armin and India go to where they heard the breaking noise.

They head to the hallway.

Armin says: "I think it might've came from one of these rooms.."

"You stay back, I'll check."

India says: "As you should."

Armin opens the door a bit and looks into the room.

He sees a fur suit that is moving in the corner of the room.

Armin says: "..."

Armin says: "There's a giant bear in the room.."

India says: "WHAT"

"HWERWHEIU LET'S LEAVE THEN???"

Armin says: "Wait no I think it's a wolf.."

"With neon colors."

??? says: "Owo who's there?"

Armin says: "..."

"The owner of this house? aha.."

??? says: "qwq"

The mysterious Furry comes thru the door.

??? says: ">w< Ummm... I sort of... Wive here..."

Armin says: "Yeah but I bought this house grr!!!"

??? says: "Gwwrrrr uwu"

Armin says: "Okay but who are you"

??? says: "Call me Dusty."

"Also btw I'm a kokichi and discord kinnie, so watch out."

Armin says: "Lol ok anyway you can live here if you want. Can we just stay here for a bit?"

Dusty says: "Yeah sure uwu I need more fwiends."

India says: "..."

Armin says: "You good?"

India says: "HELL NO!?"

"I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH SOME.. RANDOM PERSON IN A FUR SUIT!?"

Armin says: "Fair enough, but they aren't really hurting us so like"

India says: "..."

"Tsk, I want to go outside for a walk."

Armin says: "Okay stay safe aha. "

India says: "Yeah yeah."

India leaves

Dusty says: "Hewwo uwu-"

Armin goes to the living room and sits down on a couch.

Armin pulls out a notebook and starts writing in it.

Dusty says: "qwq ummmm.. what are you doing?"

Armin says: "..."

Armin doesn't respond.

Dusty says: ">w< Uhh... So is that girl your girlfriend?"

Armin doesn't respond.

Dusty says: "Um.. can you respond?"

Armin says: "I'm busy. I'm not here to entertain strangers."

Dusty says: "Wow, personality switch."

Dusty leaves the living room.

Armin is currently writing some plans on how to get out of Luxuria in his notebook.

30 Minutes later.

Armin starts mumbling to himself.

Armin says: "No.... That'd be dangerous.. I'm not sure if I could leave her alone.. After all she's my only-"

India walks through the door.

India says: "SOME RELIGIOUS LUNATICS ARE FORCING ME TO GET ON SOME WEIRD BUS TO ARGENTINA PLEASE HELP"

Armin says: "...Bus to.. Argentina?"

"THAT'S IT!"

"LET'S GET ON IT."

India says: "WHAT!?"

"WE JUST ARRIVED HERE."

Armin packs up.

Armin says: "Show me where they are."

India says: "..Wh- Fine."

India leads Armin to the crazy religious people.

Religious Person says: "HEYEYYEYEYEYE YOU'RE BACK..."

"So have you changed your mind on going to Argentina to experience the Lauri architecture?"

India says: "Tsk."

Armin says: "Yes! take us to it!"

Religious Person says: "Yeah!!! the price will be 200 golden nuggets."

Armin says: "..."

India says: "..."

"We don't have money-"

Armin pulls out 200 golden nuggets from his pocket.

India says: "w h a t"

Armin says: "Here you go!"

Religious Person says: "Oh my very good sir..."

"Let me take you to the Lauri Bus!!"

Religious Person leads them to the bus.

India says: "I thought we wasted all the money at the gas station??"

Armin says: "Lol you're so funny anyway."

India says: "wh-"

They get onto the bus.

Religious Person says: "The ride to Argentina will take off in 30 minutes,  be ready, also be sure you packed everything!!! since this trip will be a long one."

Armin says: "Phew.. Just 30 minutes and we can get out. "

India says: "Don't jinx it."

After 30 minutes they take off.

After going thru the long tunnel from Albert Town, they get to the bridge but..

India says: "So THAT'S the bridge??"

Armin says: "Yeahh, I don't remember why it was made though.."

An explosion happens in the distance (not on the bridge).

Something comes flying from the explosion and it lands on the Luxurian-Argentina bridge breaking it.

Religious Person says: "..."

"Uh"

"Um"

"well"

Armin says: "..."

India says: "WHAT THE HELL"

Religious Person says: "Uhh... It seems we won't be able to cross the bridge.."

"Uhh.. I'm sorry everybody.. you will not be able to experience Lauri's greatness :pensive: But since I don't want to disappoint you all so early.. Let's go to Saint Shrek?"

The people are angry. some agree to going to Saint Shrek some don't.

Religious Person says: "To the ones that don't want to go to Saint Shrek, please get out of the bus."

"Another bus will come get you"

Some people get out, and so do India and Armin.

The bus goes off.

India says: "So what now?"

Armin says: "..."

"What was that explosion... Whatever.. Maybe we could jump across?"

India says: "Do you see how big that gap is?? No way we'd be able to jump across."

Armin says: "..."

Suddenly some soldiers come from the explosion area.

Soldiers says: "HEY WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE?"

The people are scared and try to explain the situation.

Soldiers say: "Oi we can't be letting you see this. We're taking you all into questioning. And to sign some legal documents."

India says: "... "

Armin says: "..."

Armin says: "..We could run.. but they have guns. They could gun us down.. Plus, if we ran away we'd be more suspicious than right now.."

Armin puts a hood over his head.

India says: "What are you saying?"

Armin says: "Put on your sunglasses.."

India puts on her sunglasses.

The soldiers lead the people to the explosion area.

India says: "We should've just gone to that.. stupid Saint Shrek.. Whatever it is.."

Armin says: "It's okay. It'll be okay."

"We'll get out of this.."

India says: "You better not be lying to me."

The people have been taken to some random small concrete box with a door.

There seems to be some giant hole near the box, but the people aren't allowed to look at it.

The soldiers open the door and it's a ladder.

Soldier says: "Go down."

The people are hesitant but go down anyway.

Soldier says: "What are you two lookin' at? Go down the ladder."

India says: "Yeah, yeah.."

Everybody goes down the ladder into some strange looking facility. It's very hot.

India says: "Is this some strip club."

Armin says: "Why would it be a strip club.."

India says: "Creepyland thing."

After a bit of walking, the people are all taken into some room.

Soldier says: "Before doing anything, we are going to consult the leader."

Person says: "Who's the leader lol"

Soldier says: "None of your business."

The soldiers leave.

Armin says: "We should leave while they're gone.."

India says: "...Okay"

Armin and India leave the room.

Armin says: "Let's run to the ladder.. this hallway is straight anyway.."

Armin and India start running but then.. A soldier comes out of one of the rooms and they run into him.

Soldier 2 says: "wtf"

"Who are y'all???"

Armin says: "We... are... interns."

Soldier 2 says: "..."

Soldier 2 points his gun at India and Armin.

Armin says: "..."

India says: "W-What do we do?"

Soldier 2 says: "NO TALKING. I'm taking you to the leader..."

Soldier 2 takes Armin and India to some small room.

Soldier 2 leaves the room

Armin says: "Not very smart of them to just.. leave the room."

Armin checks if the door is locked.

Armin says: "Oh, it's locked. At least this guy was smart. haha."

India says: "Ohgodohgodohgodohgod..we're going to be killed aren't we???"

Armin says: "It'll be fine.. Luckily for us.. they didn't take away our belongings."

Armin pulls out a gun from his bag.

Armin says: "Get ready to run.. This gun shot will probably alert those soldiers.."

India says: "Okay.."

Armin shoots the door handle.

The door busts open.

Armin and India run out of the room.

But suddenly some soldiers behind them come out

Armin says: "RUNRUNRUNRURNUNR"

Armin and India start running.

They to a hallway with a intersection in the middle.

But suddenly some soldiers come from the south hallway.

Armin and India go North.

India says: "WAIT BUT THAT ISN'T THE WAY TO THE EXIT-"

Armin says: "YEAH BUT THE SOLDIERS WERE BLOCKING THE EXIT.. WE'LL NEED TO FIND A NEW ONE, OR AT LEAST TRICK THEM."

"DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE."

"I'M HERE."

The reach the end of the North Hallway.. Which has a door.

The door is just a big chunk of metal.. and it's open for some reason.

Armin and India go inside of it.

The door closes.

Armin says: "..."

India says: "..."

The soldiers seem to not be able to open the door.

India says: "There's another big metal door open.."

Armin says: "Let's go though it.."

They go through the door and..

They walk into a large room with a very big and strange mechanism.

India says: "The hell is that."

Armin says: "I have no clue..."

They look at the ceiling, and it has a giant hole in it. It leads to the outside.

Armin says: "Was.. this what exploded?"

They walk closer to the weird mechanism.

Armin says: "Well whatever.. We should try climbing it"

India says: "Oh yeah. good luck :rage:"

Suddenly.. they hear the door behind them open...

??? says: "What are you... doing here?"

India says: "....."

Armin says: "..."

They turn around..

It's Terry Teur.

Terry says: "...huh..?"

Armin says: "Terry."

India says: "NO.. No.. Not again..."

"Please.."

Terry says: "...Arlo?"

Armin says: "TERRY."

"Armin" takes off his hood.

Terry says: "You're . . . Alive?"

Arlo says: "Yeah."

Terry says: "Weren't you. . Killed in Papua New Guinea?"

Arlo says: "No. I wasn't. I only lost my limbs."

"But that doesn't matter right now."

Terry says: ". . ."

"How have you been?"

Arlo says: "..."

"How have I been?"

"HOW HAVE I BEEN?"

"YOU KILLED SOFIA AND ONE OF MY NIECES. DO YOU THINK I'D FORGET THAT?"

"I'VE BEEN TERRIBLE, TERRY."

"YOU'VE BEEN HARMING CIVILIANS FOR DECADES NOW."

"FOR WHAT?"

"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, TERRY?"

"YOU WEREN'T LIKE THIS IN PAST."

Terry says: "It's.. My duty."

Arlo says: "YOU'RE DUTY? DUTY FOR WHAT"

Terry says: "The.. Luxurian Empire."

Arlo says: "WAKE UP TERRY. THE LUXURIA EMPIRE WAS LONG GONE, BUT THEN YOU RESTARTED IT AGAIN."

"WHY DID YOU DO IT?? WHAT CHANGED??"

Terry says: "It was what I was meant to do."

Arlo says: "SO YOU WERE MEANT TO KILL SOFIA AND YOUR OWN DAUGHTER?"

"WOWIE. HOW GREAT!!!"

India says: "..."

Terry says: "I-"

Arlo says: "I'm not letting you kill one of my only family members.."

"Don't you DARE touch India."

Terry says: ". . ."

"It won't matter if I do kill India or not. . . Her future will still be the same. . Everybodies futures will be the same."

Arlo says: "The hell are you talking about.."

Terry says: ". . ."

"I'm sorry Arlo."

Arlo says: "..."

"Haha.. ha.."

"You're sorry.."

"DO YOU THINK ALL THE PEOPLE YOU'VE KILLED WILL JUST SUDDENLY COME BACK TO LIFE?"

Terry says: ". . ."

"I know"

Arlo says: "Tsk.."

India says: "..Arlo.. We need to get out of here.."

Arlo pulls out his gun.

Arlo says: "Terry.. I'm not letting you live any longer. You've caused enough damage."

Terry says: "I'm sorry. . I can't let you do that, Arlo."

Arlo shoots his gun at Terry but... He dodges the bullets.

Arlo says: "Wh-"

Terry grabs Arlo by the throat

Terry says: "I'm. . . really sorry it had to. . . Turn out like this."

India says: "NO"

"NOT AGAIN! PLEASE!"

Arlo says: "Y-You know India.. The p-person who made my prosthetics said no to lazers. . But she didn't say no to bombs.."

India says: "What-"

Arlo says: "I'll miss you. ."

Arlo explodes

India says: "NO!"

Terry Teur is taken aback.

India tries to think rationally and runs to the metal door.

She starts trying to open it.

Terry is covered in blood.

Terry says: ". . ."

". . ."

". . ."

"What?"

The door doesn't seem to budge open.

India says: "NONONOONON.. PLEASE PLEASE.."

"I CAN'T WASTE ARLO'S SACRIFICE LIKE THIS.."

India starts to sob uncontrollably.

Terry looks at the blood on his hands.

Terry says: "Ar. . .lo. ."

Suddenly india gets the door open.

She runs in and closes it behind her.

India opens the next metal door easily.

She starts running to the exit.

While running.. the door to one of the rooms is open..

In the room is all the people that were going to Argentina with them before the explosion.

They're all dead in that room.

India says: "NONONONONONO.. WHY DO I CAUSE EVERYBODY TO DIE..."

India gets to the exit and tries to climb the ladder

She's shaking so much that she almost falls a few times

Finally she gets out and starts running

India says: "Why.. why.. why.. why.. why did he have to die.. He was one of my only family members that I've met.."

India runs to the road they were before.

There's a bus waiting.

Bus Driver says: "Huh? Who are you? Are you one of the Argentina Vacation people?"

India says: ". . . Yes. ."

Bus Driver says: "Good news! turns out the trip to Argentina will be happening! There's a boat going to Argentina soon. "

"But.. wait a minute, where are the other people?"

"Unless you were the only one?"

India says: ". . ."

"I'm the only one..."

Bus Driver says: "Uhh, well alright! Hop on."

India gets on the bus. She gets taken to Saint Shrek.

Bus Driver says: "The boat is waiting over there for you."

India says: "Thank you."

India heads onto the boat.

Boat starts heading to Argentina

India says: ". . .I'll avenge you. . Arlo."


Continued in "Blood is Thicker Than Water: Epilogue"

HISTORY
Before 0 CE Ancient HistoryThe Tales of the CrystalliansExtinction of the AncientfolkFirst Human-Yomtach WarAncient HistoryThe Great Sleep (The Great Dream) • Theian Cataclysm
0 CE - 56 CE Lost ArchivesFirst Furry WarSecond Furry WarRising tensionsThe Empire WarsKalevian War of IndependenceCatherian eraLater Empire WarsFirst Void War - AftermathDiscovery of the EirnicsEighth Yetian RevolutionBeginning of the Eirnic-Yetia PartnershipSecond England WarVoid Energy DealInformation found about The Giver3 Day WarYetian ReformFounding of PoavakLuxurian InvestigationPoavak-Manzheboyi WarNew Empire WarEirnic Controversy and Alpine InvestigationNinth Yetian RevolutionTreaty of UkraineLiquimCzecho-Hungaria ConflictThe SnapWorld War 1Treaty of Taipei
57 CE - 99 CE 57 Scandimarian ElectionWaclaw Independence ReferendumYetian War of IndependenceThe ReversalEstablishment of Linelandic RussiaYetian Refugee CrisisThird England WarRed Leader's Investigation of YARSFourth England WarAbardean-Sizzlean WarLuxurian Military Base RaidYetian Wars of ReconquestThe PlagueKorean War of IndependenceEstablishment of ChorosLinelandic RevolutionWorld War 2Red Leader's collaboration with DragoTwelfth Yetian Civil WarProclamation of the Luxurian EmpireLuxurian-Spinese WarLuxurian-Sizzlean WarLuxurian-Abardean WarLuxurian-Linelandic WarSizzlean RevolutionWorld War 313th Yetian Civil WarSizzlean Succession CrisisSecond Abardean-Sizzlean WarPoavakian War of IndependenceThird Furry WarFifth England WarLuxurian RestorationSpinese-Celtic WarYorican RevolutionBeginning of the Hongerswakan-Sarpistani AllianceDiscovery of NarakamHybrite Invasion of Yetia14th Yetian Civil War & Second Linelandic-Yetian WarNorth Italian War of IndependenceRed Leader's attack on YataDiscovery of the NLEYetian Constitutional CrisisSixth England WarSecond Sizzlean-Yetian WarLinelandic-Sizzlean WarSeventh England WarSizzlean-Yetian Acts of UnionAssassination of O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimxSYE-Waclaw WarSYE-Utsong WarInvestigation into the NLEChristmas RebellionSYE-Abard WarEighth England WarLuxurian Agent InterviewIslandian Civil WarWorld War 4A tale of a Sipedroan SoldierKatie Johnroo's Musical CareerDeath of Pedro El FiestaSecond Yetian War of IndependenceFurry War RevengeSizzlean Reunification WarExpansion of WalesRestoration of EnglandDiscovering the Empire of YataYear 81 IconicDragons-Pepperoni Rugby Match12 Day WarOperation Thunder & Operation SandstrikeSarpistani Civil WarInvestigating GreenlandYatan-Human ConflictDeposition of Henry El FiestaSecond Linelandic Civil WarSpinese Assassination AttemptSecond Human-Yomtach WarLuxurian PurgeScandimarian-Yumranrujg WarScandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarNLE-Luxurian WarWaclaw-British War15th Yetian Civil WarYetian Subjugation of AbardHarsens Disease OutbreakPortal IncidentThird Yetian-Kalevian WarSecond North Italian War of IndependenceKyrif Rogalk - Ahteat Tnes Ranrujg WarPatrky's RevolutionSecond Luxurian-Spinese WarRed Leader's Second Attack on YataAlicorn Civil WarSecond Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarEstablishment of PetoriaWorld War 5Spinese Cave InvestigationHunt for Big ChungusUtsongan Civil WarScramble for OceaniaPEROHIVE ExpansionNinth England WarSecond Luxurian-Abardean War91 Yetian General ElectionQuatritonian Civil WarSettlement of Velodoland16th Yetian Civil WarQuatritonian-Kalevian WarQuatritonian-Yetian WarKelli Velvet in SipedroLuxurian Travel BansQuatritonian Coup and Turkish GenocideDoge's 93 CE RevealsNSE Communications Imitator ProjectTiticaca InvestigationSecond Quatritonian-Yetian WarGeorge Family RelocationCoronavirus OutbreakFirst Xindao WarSecond Xindao WarSecond Quatritonian Civil WarConstruction of the TitanicSvalbard InvestigationItalian Civil WarPoavakian Nuclear Program19th Yetian Civil WarAsophanian Climatator ExperimentMelbourne CrisisThird Quatritonian Civil WarThird Quatritonian-Yetian WarThe BiomassYetian Laser-Tower TestKalevian-Luvakhian War96' World CupSarpistani Oil DiscoveryThird Sizzlean-Utsongan WarMonarchy Abolished in NilastanCeylon Conflict97 Hongerswak ConflictChorosian Civil WarFirst Contact with Mei'raParahuman HighschoolPrelude to World War 6
100 CE - 149 CE World War 6Poavakian RevolutionFirst Contact with BlargsRecognition of Creepyland20th Yetian Civil WarHow no-one could save TritoniaEchtonian War of SuccessionYetian-Yomtach WarYomtach Invasion of North AmericaYomtach-Waclaw WarGus-Uz'Bei WarThird Human-Yomtach WarCreepyland-Peterland WarFormation of NakmaiFormation of GoldariaMovement of World Peace & Fourth Tritonian Civil WarLuvakhian Civil WarPoavak-Creepyland DisputeHongerswakan-Ugandan WarWilliam Anssen's ReturnPoavakian CoupDiscovery of the Biomass CrimsonResurrection of Peter GriffinFirst Contact with WabbolansShibe Isles War of IndependenceWar of GriffinTenth England War21st Yetian Civil War22nd Yetian Civil WarWorld War 7The Regenerator ArraySecond Sarpistani Civil WarPreparation against IujadogiaCornish Uprising of 104Kangaroo-Luxurian WarLinelandic-Taiwanese WarSizzlean Succession Crisis of 10423rd Yetian Civil WarIujadogian-Yatan WarFormation of ZinaSecond Yorican War of Independence & First Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarSecond Great Fire of YetiaSipedroan Civil WarGoldarian Civil WarCreepyland Satan CrisisBritish-Yetian WarWorld War 8Discovery of the Yetia City CatacombsThe Castrovalence Crisis BeginsSecond Melbourne CrisisSecond Chorosian Civil War24th Yetian Civil WarTanumian War of IndependenceRestoration of ApothelisKalevian Civil WarDiscord CrisisChungus' Invasion of PandalandSecond Utsongan Civil WarFourth Yetian-Tritonian WarYetian BlackoutWilliam III's DisputesSarpistan War of 109Attack of GodzillaUtsongan-Nilastani WarYetian-Italian WarKelli Velvet RemarriesScandimarian AmnesiaMarriage of Creepyfan27 and George Jr.Return of General Esuap25th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan Invasion of XinanSecond Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFiji War26th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan-Nakmaian WarEast African WarSarpistan War of 11027th Yetian Civil WarSecession of Palladia and PersiumPoavakian-Osanian WarThird Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarKalevian-Tritonian Diplomatic CrisisCreepyland's Gacha ContentThe HomolutionFourth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarThird Linelandic Civil WarLinelandic-Alinyan WarSpinese Great PurgeEleventh England WarFormation of Piggy IslandFifth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarIrish Mind Block IncidentAsian Worker's WarFirst Nihilist WarYetian-Nordic WarSecond East African WarIrish-Kaurian WarZheng WarTritonian-Palladian War"Irish"-Yetian WarNopedroan Re-Secession AttemptGarfield UnveiledAlbanian WarGenocide in the Third Yetian EmpireYetian Intervention WarYetian Reunification WarSixth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFirst Contact with the Bejrik OrderSecond Kalevian Civil WarYetian ReunificationArrival of TheiaYNF's Escape to TheiaGreat African WarSecond Nihilist WarFirst Contact with the Theian NativesOsanian-Q'naran WarTriseparatist War117 Quatritonian General ElectionSecond Great African WarFall of AsophaniaH5N1 Outbreak & Bird-Human WarHumamboan Civil WarYorican Civil WarFourth Linelandic Civil WarManchurian-Mongolian WarRediscovery of the YetaiLuxurian War of SuccessionAldurian-Sarpistani WarAfrican Revolutionary WarUnification of Great SizzleIujado-Scandimarian War12th England WarKalevian WarSecond Linelandic-Sizzlean WarSizzlean Economic Interventions28th Yetian Civil WarFourth Abardean-Sizzlean WarSarpistani Reassertion WarSecond Yetian Intervention WarItalo-Venetian WarFirst Contact with the Kuiper BeltNiederish RevolutionInter-Yetian WarCocalan War of IndependenceIujado-Luvakhian WarNilastani Civil WarThe Girl's ReleasePolar Gravitational Array & Anlace 1 TestsSecond Aldurian-Sarpistani WarSarpistani Succession ReformBalkan CrisisIujado-Yetian WarIujado-Macanese WarSecond Iujadogian-Yatan WarNay'Bling CrisisPoavakian Civil WarRebecca and DulocThird East African War29th Yetian Civil WarSecond Yetian Wars of Reconquest124 Tritonian Elections30th Yetian Civil WarDiscovery of the Pocket Dimension DeviceCollapse of the UQSRDoluro crosses VelaraBirth of the World Defence InitiativeInter-Theian Revolt War & Isernotarian-Dulovan WarBornholm WarNarakam ExpeditionYetevian RevolutionResolution of the Tanume DisputeWorld War 9Second Inter-Yetian WarILCADOS IncidentChains of NihilantisSarpistani Assassination PlotChau Binh's ResignationSecond Kalevian-Luvakhian WarTritonia InvestigationLuvamatrilia, Piggy Island, and Spisos engage in "Diplomacy"Apothilene-Tritonian WarSeventh Sipedroan-Nopedroan War31st Yetian Civil WarDeath of Safir PiangaCreepylandian-Nakmaian WarAldurian Partition WarBattle of VannakaramInvasion of the YNF RemnantsWorld War 10Post-WW10 ConflictsSub-Palladia InvestigationRebecca and Duloc 2Fifth Linelandic Civil WarThird Kalevian-Luvakhian War32nd Yetian Civil WarFurry War VengancePoavakian-Luvurian WarGeorge the Tree IncidentHongerswakan-Wanaoishian WarFormation of DinaEllarian-Malakian WarIujadogia returns to TheiaBiomass Crimson CrisisFate of the ReplacedYanheian War of IndependenceNihilantis' Attack on YataAnti-Zina ConspiracyMerger of Yata and TheiaYakamotomotoian-Zinan WarRequired HeartbreakNihilantis ReturnsEighth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarNihilantis, Sun of YataKaurian WarSarpistani-Yetian WarHayasian Civil WarLinelandic-Tritonian Cooperation AgreementSubjugation of YakamotomotoSecond Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian WarOctoseparatist WarSecond Sarpistani-Yetian WarMacanese-West Malian WarGoldarian-Khatian WarSizzlean-Shenguese WarAntarctic ProtocolGodzilla Strikes AgainSecond Spinese-Celtic War
150 CE - 199 CE Mingese Civil War'Spores' OutbreakBackrooms ArcThe Hunger GamesLiberation of HumanityLizarbian Civil WarInter-Piangan WarSecond Yorican Civil WarSipedroan-Lustlandian WarSipedroan-Itachian WarPalladian RevolutionWorld War 11Yamatoan Colonization InitiativeReturn to Timeline-002Dark NebulaFourth Human-Yomtach WarGlobal Partition TreatyItachian War of IndependenceFirst Tiujuana Partition WarFourth East African WarSecond Tiujuana Partition WarChernobyl MeltdownSDS-003 UpdateDuloc and PasagreYetian-Apothilene WarWorld War 12Second HomolutionFounding of TERAPROSipedroan ElectionsRuthenian WarLuxurian Civil WarThe Order of Ganymede AwakensFinal Reunification of SipedroFormation of the ACDLCharalandish-Texan WarErin Stevens' Medical ProblemsZinan-Luxurian WarOmnistat WarGoo-Yatan WarBattle of TritonSpace Cable IncidentFall of Nay'BlingSpinese Civil WarOsanian-Volhian WarFifth East African WarNakmaian PurgeLuxurian-Poavakian WarValindra's AscensionWorld War 13Abyyskan-Spinese WarAbyyskan-Yamalian WarAbyyskan-Red Army WarMy Unforgettable FoeAbyyskan-Luvamatrilian WarAbyyskan-Luvakhian WarWorld War 14Beta Sol Incident176 Rossiyan ElectionRossiyan Civil WarSecond Omnistat WarAdriatic-Rossiyan WarAdriatic-Yetian War33rd Yetian Civil War13th England War180 Rossiyan ElectionKalevian-Rossiyan WarYetian-Wapistani WarSecond Yetian-Adriatic WarYetian-Khatian WarYetian-Tritoniyan WarYangoonese War of IndependenceSecond Luxurian-Poavakian WarTank Investigates AbyyskySecond Rossiyan Civil WarWorld War 15Haudenosaunee War of IndependenceSecond Yetian-Khatian WarConsequence of LoveSecond Irish-Yetian WarYetian-Equatorian WarYetian-Svealish WarAssassination Attempt on Karl Ludwig D'ElsaThird Sarpistani Civil WarDeath of Moseka PiangaKaurian CoupLinelandic Coup WarRise of the Freedom and Prosperity Agreement34th Yetian Civil WarYetian-Ortilian WarLuxuria's Scientific Adventures in NarakamThird Yetian War of ReconquestFourth Yetian War of ReconquestFifth Yetian War of ReconquestThird Linelandic-Yetian WarMylatsk Border ConflictLuxurian-Nilastani WarThird Adriatic-Yetian War35th Yetian Civil War186 Tritonian ElectionThird Omnistat WarCentral African WarYorican WarAlligator-Flores WarLinelandic Reunification WarsAbardean-Wanaoishian WarUgandan-Zinan WarBlood is Thicker Than WaterLuxurian-Coalition WarDream and Once-ler Jr's WeddingDanubian WarAquilae CrisisSwagonian-UFR WarTurkestan WarRestoration of SumeraShapeshifter WhispersSecond Yetian-Nordic WarItachian CoupYetian-Polish WarCotunauinian-Luvurian WarMy Unforgettable LoveIrish Civil WarAquilae: GensokyoDestruction of AstakaramLibatrian Civil WarSecond Iujadogian-Macanese War
200 CE - 249 CE World War 16Fifth Human-Yomtach WarThe InsurgencyMy Little Yomtach: Friendship is MissingCultural ExchangeSychlikid CrisisEzerg-Daruv WarsFounding of SamsungYNF Civil WarYomtach Invasion of the South AtlanticYatan-Yetian War204 Tritonian ElectionHouse of DeceptionDo Cyborgs Dream of Mechanical Families?Italian-Roman UnificationEzonian-Najovan WarDaybreakXK-Δ-Class Event: 205 CESizzlean WarGreat American WarItalian-Jeriyan War36th Yetian Civil WarPeter (not) of YataSecond Great American WarSecond Hunger GamesGreat Asian WarEvent-MV209Hyperborean Continuation WarScottish Marriage CrisisParalesian WarFourth Sarpistani Civil WarPolskan Raids against ParaleisFounding of PhillealandColonization of TitanQueason ActLaunch of the HarbingerPolsk-Q'nar WarWorld War 17The SperminatorFirst Contact with The CovenantThe Return of The Crystal EmpireSecond Nilastani Civil WarPolsk Contacts the YNF RemnantsBlood is Thicker Than Water: EpilogueWorld War 18Discovery of the Mystery Flesh PitFirst Theian World War37th Yetian Civil WarThe Creature, part 1Formation of the Havana PactNordic RevolutionNiederish War of IndependenceFor a Yetian VitalityRat Centaur's EscapeBornuvian Reunification WarsAdriatic Intervention against Yetia38th Yetian Civil WarAn Immortal's WoesWorld War 19Michigan Rap BattleTotal AnnihilationDisarmament of YetiaRapa Nui BombingsThe Purity of SinAdriatic Intervention WarFormation of the Dovan EmpireSecond Turkestan WarThird Kalevian Civil WarInbetween of WorldsParty in the Spinese RepublicSecond Great Asian WarThe Creature, part 2Creepyland: The Biggest Rap Battle of All TimeSecond Yetian Reunification WarsPolsk's Turkestani Invasion PlansAlt-Polsk of Alt-EarthSozzle NegotiationsSecond Polskan-Turkestani ConflictRed Leader's Third Attack on YataUFR-Floppa City WarQuestionably EthicalFirst Swagonian WarEuropan-Oceanian War39th Yetian Civil WarThird Great Asian WarConfederate Crisis of 231The Divine ResurgenceSecond Swagonian WarSkye-Feep Eternal Hyper-WarSecond Paralesian WarSDS-015 Containment BreachThird Swagonian WarKanaran-Jakarian WarHayahan Civil WarWorld War 20Polskan-Republican WarFourth Kalevian Civil War40th Yetian Civil WarNuevopedroan Civil WarTenno's TravelsTest Flight of the ExcelsiorFourth Yorican Civil WarFloppa Civil WarPSS Krakow Finds an Unidentified ThreatPolskan-Q'onos ConflictChegg's Polsk TourFourth Swagonian WarYamatoan Civil War41st Yetian Civil WarRepublican-Polskan Spacecraft Limitation CrisisFake Bangus CrisisRestabilization of PolskConstruction of Site-99Norolati CrisisTitan Harvesting Station IncidentAbardean Civil War
250 CE - 299 CE Osanian National Reform LawFifth Swagonian WarAfterthoughts of a Quarter MillenniumSecond Lizarbian Civil WarChungusland Civil WarSecond Floppa Civil War & Yanz-Floppastan ConflictNew Yetian-YNF WarSecond Polskan-Republican WarOperation: Red MessiahFifth Yetian-Tritonian War42nd Yetian Civil WarWorld War 21Battle near Skantos PassageBaitangese-Bingustani WarMiraak's CrystalPreparation against The QuNorth Bingustan CrisisQu-Martian WarYatan-Theian BlackoutNyasan War of IndependenceDinan-Polskan WarFirst Contact with the AnthropophagesSiberian Civil WarSaharian Civil WarYNF-Polsk-Karina DisputeRecovery of MarsSecond Human-Covenant ConflictRurikpavlovsk PutschThird Floppa Civil WarSixth Swagonian WarSanghelios Stealth MissionPolskan-Floppastani Diplomatic Dispute292 Theian Republic Political CrisisFormation of the CSISSecond Hayahan Civil WarSixth Yetian War of ReconquestCrimsonist WarsYetian Partition War
300 CE - 349 CE
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE Laconian War
500 CE - 549 CE
Other Canon Events Cosmology of YATAList of Minor EventsOf the OneirosphereThe Furry WarsArchived/The InsurgencyYear System
Retconned/Uncanon Events Alternate HistoryAncient History of YetiaAncient History of LinelandCeltic-Yatan WarJanuary 2023 Reforms* • Yomtach Escape to TheiaSizzlean Civil War of 190 CE214 Lutaria ConflictEuropean War of 282