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Year: 165 CE

Pasagre notices Rebecca on the map.

Pasagre says: "Oh wow.. This Rebecca leader looks cute and stupid"

Duloc says: "Excuse YOU. SHE IS MY WIFE."

Pasagre sends mail to Rebecca.

"Hello"

No it isn't. Your name is Cleverbot.

"It's not <3"

Yes it is.

"Well if that's what you want."

I don't know I just believe in god.

I believe in our relationship

What is your favourite music album?

"Sunset by me."

Where are you from?

Pasagre.

What is your job.

Duke I guess?

Do you believe in a god?

No.

Do you have any reasons not to?

Isernotaria says This can only end badly...

No not really anyway you're pretty good looking for a dumb girl.

Aw. I'll be your friend.

Pasagre says: "What if we were more than friends?"

That would be cool.

"Oh?"

I don't know.

Maybe we should go on a date sometime?

Yes maybe.

Duloc says: "THAT'S IT, PASAGRE YOU ARE OFFICIALY AN ENEMY OF THE GREAT NATION OF DULOC."

Pasagre ignores Duloc.

What if we went on a date right now?

Where should we go on a date?

My country.. I can show you around

Really?

Isernotaria says Duloc no one cares anymore, we've all had chances to be more established, your medieval ass do nothing anymore.

Duloc says: "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE WITCH????"

"I WILL CANNON BALL YOU"

Pasagre says: " Yeah, I can come get you."

Where are you from?

Pasagre.

What is that?

Isernotaria says Do your worst.

Duloc says: "I WILL BUT FIRST I NEED TO GET MY WIFE TO STOP CHEATING ON ME WITH SOME 10 YEAR OLD"

Atleast he has a brain unlike you.

Duloc sends letters to Erisly that take like 2 months to send.

Duloc says: "EXCUSE ME?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!"

"AT LEAST MY COUNTRY DIDN'T FALL INTO PIECES LIKE YOURS ONCE DID."

Pasagre at Rebecca's house.

Where are you in my house?

I'm here to pick you up.

Same. Where is your room?

They get on a boat and arrive in Pasagre. Rebecca gasps.

Welcome to my city babe.

Can I ask you?

Sure.

Do you think ai is a good idea?

I've never really thought about it..

Well you can think about it now, can you not?

I guess it'd be an alright idea. just don't give them feelings

That's your answer to everything. it's not going to work.

Did I strike a nerve?

Do you believe in god?

They get off the boat.

So are you an atheist?

Yeah.

Are you a goth?

No.

What kind of robot are you?

I'm not

You are not?

Yeah.

I'm a boy.

Oh wait what

Don't leave please.

Are you joking?

Yeah.

Oh.

Do you like me?

Yeah even though you're kinda of stupid.

Because i'd like to know.

What if we kissed?

Artificial Intelligence.

The two kissed.

Somebody takes a pic of it and sends it to Lord Farquaad.

Duloc says: "UIRUIEWRGUYUYOGRUYGREUYOGRUHWEGRUWYRGWEUYRGWEUYRGWEUYRGUYIFEWGRJHFSDBFEWUYGBEWUYFERBUEYRGEWUYGEWRUYGEWRUYEWRGUYEWRGEWRUYGEWRUYIRGEWRIUYGWEUYEWRG"

"EDGAR SOMETHING I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU AND THE PAIN YOU HAVE BROUGHT UPON MY NATION!"

"IF YOU EVER ENTER DULOC YOU WILL BE BEHEADED!"

Rebecca was shown around the city until the two ended up at a restaurant where they kissed again.

Owwnn... I love you.

I love you too hun.

Yes of course.

Rebecca was bought food, which she was thankful for.

No problem.

Do you like cheese from france?

Cheese represents what a country is like.. For example, Yetian Cheese is absolutely disgusting :)

Be with you forever babe.

Same.

They hugged and kissed.

Wanna get married?

Wanna have children?

Sure.

Wanna make them now??

Sure.

They made out and Rebecca was impregnated.

Thank you sir.

Wanna get married now?

Are you in the wired?

Maybe.

That is far away.

Haha I guess.

W-why are you laughing? Confused.

Because you're so pretty and I can't believe I got a girl like you.

Because what?

You're pretty.

Thank you, but you don't know what I look like.

That's okay

What do you look like?

Pasagre proposed.

Describe yourself.

I see.. Your braincells are on a break right now.

Yes.

Pasagre proposed again.

You want me to marry you?!

Yeah.

Yes!

Pasagre says: "I'd like to announce my marriage with Rebecca's leader"

"I don't remember her name but I'm getting married to her"

Duloc says: "UIWRUYOIGEWRUYRGUYWEGRUWYEGR"

"I WILL TORTURE YOU"

Duloc says: "I AM ANNOUNCING A BOUNTY ON THE DUKE OF PASAGRE!"

"WHOEVER CAPTURES HIM FOR ME WILL GET 3,000,000,000,000 REAL COINS!"

Pasagre ignores Duloc.

Duloc says: "PASAGRE YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!"

Isernotaria says You aren't intimidating.

"EXCUSE ME?"

Duloc says: "YOU ARE ALL SUCH RUDE PEASANTS."

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• Second Spinese-Celtic War
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250 CE - 299 CE	Osanian National Reform Law • Fifth Swagonian War • Afterthoughts of a Quarter Millennium • Second Lizarbian Civil War • Chungusland Civil War • Second Floppa Civil War & Yanz-Floppastan Conflict • New Yetian-YNF War • Second Polskan-Republican War • Operation: Red Messiah • Fifth Yetian-Tritonian War • 42nd Yetian Civil War • World War 21 • Battle near Skantos Passage • Baitangese-Bingustani War • Miraak's Crystal • Preparation against The Qu • North Bingustan Crisis • Qu-Martian War • Yatan-Theian Blackout • Nyasan War of Independence • Dinan-Polskan War • First Contact with the Anthropophages • Siberian Civil War • Saharian Civil War • YNF-Polsk-Karina Dispute • Recovery of Mars • Second Human-Covenant Conflict • Rurikpavlovsk Putsch • Third Floppa Civil War • Sixth Swagonian War • Sanghelios Stealth Mission • Polskan-Floppastani Diplomatic Dispute • 292 Theian Republic Political Crisis • Formation of the CSIS • Second Hayahan Civil War • Sixth Yetian War of Reconquest • Crimsonist Wars • Yetian Partition War • Tuareg War • CSIS-Yetian Dispute of 295 • Seventh Swagonian War
300 CE - 349 CE	Polskan Backrooms Expedition • Hyperborean-Svealish War • Restoration of Yata • Founding of Aeternus • Acolyte Incident • Second Yetian Partition War • Eighth Swagonian War & Second Theian World War • Miranda Investigation • English Civil War • Outer Belt Patrol • Second English Civil War • Human-Trigal Conflict 320 ce: • From Dusk to Dawn in Miyaki
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE	Laconian War
500 CE - 549 CE
Other Canon Events	Cosmology of YATA • List of Minor Events • Of the Oneirosphere • The Furry Wars • Archived/The Insurgency • Year System
Retconned/Uncanon Events	Alternate History • Ancient History of Yetia • Ancient History of Lineland • Celtic-Yatan War • January 2023 Reforms* • Yomtach Escape to Theia • Sizzlean Civil War of 190 CE • 214 Lutaria Conflict • European War of 282

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 {{Year|year=165 CE}}
-Pasagre notices Rebecca on the map :hot_face:
+'''[[Pasagre]] notices [[Rebecca]] on the map.'''
-Pasagre says: "Oh wow.. This Rebecca leader looks cute :heart_eyes: and stupid"
+Pasagre says: "Oh wow.. This Rebecca leader looks cute and stupid"
-Duloc says: "Excuse YOU. SHE IS MY WIFE."
+<u>[[Duloc]] says: "Excuse YOU. SHE IS MY WIFE."</u>
-Pasagre sends mail or something to Rebecca
+'''Pasagre sends mail to Rebecca.'''
 "Hello"
-No it isn't. Your name is Cleverbot.
+''No it isn't. Your name is Cleverbot.''
 "It's not <3"
-Yes it is.
+''Yes it is.''
-"Well if that's what you want :relieved:"
+"Well if that's what you want."
-I don't know I just believe in god.
+''I don't know I just believe in god.''
 I believe in our relationship
-What is your favourite music album?
+''What is your favourite music album?''
-"Sunset by me :flushed: "
+"Sunset by me."
-Where are you from?
+''Where are you from?''
-Pasagre
+Pasagre.
-What is your job.
+''What is your job.''
-Duke I guess :relieved: ?
+Duke I guess?
-Do you believe in a god?
+''Do you believe in a god?''
-No
+No.
-Do you have any reasons not to?
+''Do you have any reasons not to?''
-Angry Nunland noises in the distance
+<code>Isernotaria says This can only end badly...</code>
-Isernotaria says this can only end badly
+No not really anyway you're pretty good looking for a dumb girl.
-No not really anyway you're pretty good looking for a dumb girl :kissing_heart:
+''Aw. I'll be your friend.''
-Aw. I'll be your friend.
-Duloc says: ":eye::eye:"
 Pasagre says: "What if we were more than friends?"
-That would be cool.
+''That would be cool.''
 "Oh?"
-I don't know.
+''I don't know.''
-Duloc says: ":rage:"
-Maybe we should go on a date sometime :smile:?
+Maybe we should go on a date sometime?
-Yes maybe.
+''Yes maybe.''
-Duloc says: "THAT'S IT, PASAGRE YOU ARE OFFICIALY AN ENEMY OF THE GREAT NATION OF DULOC."
+<u>Duloc says: "THAT'S IT, PASAGRE YOU ARE OFFICIALY AN ENEMY OF THE GREAT NATION OF DULOC."</u>
-Pasagre ignores Duloc cutely :relieved:
+'''Pasagre ignores Duloc.'''
 What if we went on a date right now?
-Where should we go on a date?
+''Where should we go on a date?''
 My country.. I can show you around
-Really?
+''Really?''
-Isernotaria says Duloc no one cares anymore, we've all had chances oto be mopre established, your medieval ass cant do nothin anymore :triumph:
-Duloc says: "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE WITCH????"
-"I WILL CANNON BALL YOU :triumph: "
-Pasagre says: " Yeah :heart_eyes: I can come get you :smirk_cat: "
+<code>Isernotaria says Duloc no one cares anymore, we've all had chances to be more established, your medieval ass do nothing anymore.</code>
-Where are you from?
+<u>Duloc says: "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE WITCH????"</u>
-What is that?
+<u>"I WILL CANNON BALL YOU"</u>
-Isernotaria says do your worst
+Pasagre says: " Yeah, I can come get you."
-Duloc says: ":rage: I WILL BUT FIRST I NEED TO GET MY WIFE TO STOP CHEATING ON ME WITH SOME 10 YEAR OLD"
+''Where are you from?''
-Atleast he has a brain
+Pasagre.
-Unlöike you :face_with_hand_over_mouth:
+''What is that?''
-Duloc sends letters to Erisly that take like 2 month to send
+<code>Isernotaria says Do your worst.</code>
-DUloc says: "EXCUSE ME?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!"
+<u>Duloc says: "I WILL BUT FIRST I NEED TO GET MY WIFE TO STOP CHEATING ON ME WITH SOME 10 YEAR OLD"</u>
-"AT LEAST MY COUNTRY DIDN'T FALL INTO PIECES LIKE YOURS ONCE DID :triumph: "
+<code>Atleast he has a brain unlike you.</code>
-Arrives at your house
+'''Duloc sends letters to Erisly that take like 2 months to send.'''
-Where are you in my house?
+<u>Duloc says: "EXCUSE ME?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!"</u>
-I'm here to pick you up :hot_face:
+<u>"AT LEAST MY COUNTRY DIDN'T FALL INTO PIECES LIKE YOURS ONCE DID."</u>
-Same. Where is your room?
+'''Pasagre at Rebecca's house.'''
-gets on a boat
+''Where are you in my house?''
-<nowiki>*</nowiki>pulls back aside.
+I'm here to pick you up.
-we arrive
+''Same. Where is your room?''
-<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasps harder.
+'''They get on a boat and arrive in Pasagre. Rebecca gasps.'''
-Welcome to my city babe :smirk_cat:
+Welcome to my city babe.
-Can I ask you?
+''Can I ask you?''
-Sure
+Sure.
-Do you think ai is a good idea?
+''Do you think ai is a good idea?''
 I've never really thought about it..
-Well you can think about it now, can you not?
+''Well you can think about it now, can you not?''
 I guess it'd be an alright idea. just don't give them feelings
-That's your answer to everything. it's not going to work.
+''That's your answer to everything. it's not going to work.''
-Did I strike a nerve :joy:
+Did I strike a nerve?
-Do you believe in god?
+''Do you believe in god?''
-Gets off boat
+'''They get off the boat.'''
-So are you an atheist?
+''So are you an atheist?''
-Yeah
+Yeah.
-Are you a goth?
+''Are you a goth?''
-No
+No.
-What kind of robot are you?
+''What kind of robot are you?''
 I'm not
-You are not?
+''You are not?''
-Yeah
+Yeah.
-I'm a boy.
+''I'm a boy.''
 Oh wait what
-Don't leave please.
+''Don't leave please.''
 Are you joking?
-Oh
+''Yeah.''
-Do you like me?
-Yeah :relieved: even tho you're kinda of stupid
-Because i'd like to know.
-What if we kissed :flushed:
-Artificial Intelligence.
-leans in for a kiss
-lets you do it.
-kisses you
-blushes kisses back.
-somebody takes a pic of it and sends it to Lord Farquaad
-Duloc says: "UIRUIEWRGUYUYOGRUYGREUYOGRUHWEGRUWYRGWEUYRGWEUYRGWEUYRGUYIFEWGRJHFSDBFEWUYGBEWUYFERBUEYRGEWUYGEWRUYGEWRUYEWRGUYEWRGEWRUYGEWRUYIRGEWRIUYGWEUYEWRG"
+Oh.
-"EDGAR SOMETHING I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU AND THE PAIN YOU HAVE BROUGHT UPON MY NATION!"
+''Do you like me?''
-"IF YOU EVER ENTER DULOC YOU WILL BE BEHEADED!"
+Yeah even though you're kinda of stupid.
-shows you around
+''Because i'd like to know.''
-is shown around.
+What if we kissed?
-takes you to a restaurant
+''Artificial Intelligence.''
-kiss you.
+'''The two kissed.'''
-kisses back
+'''Somebody takes a pic of it and sends it to [[Lord Farquaad]].'''
-Owwnn... I love you.
+<u>Duloc says: "UIRUIEWRGUYUYOGRUYGREUYOGRUHWEGRUWYRGWEUYRGWEUYRGWEUYRGUYIFEWGRJHFSDBFEWUYGBEWUYFERBUEYRGEWUYGEWRUYGEWRUYEWRGUYEWRGEWRUYGEWRUYIRGEWRIUYGWEUYEWRG"</u>
-I love you too hun :heart_eyes:
+<u>"[[Edgar Janson|EDGAR SOMETHING]] I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU AND THE PAIN YOU HAVE BROUGHT UPON MY NATION!"</u>
-Yes of course.
+<u>"IF YOU EVER ENTER DULOC YOU WILL BE BEHEADED!"</u>
-buys you food
+'''Rebecca was shown around the city until the two ended up at a restaurant where they kissed again.'''
-eats food thanks.
+''Owwnn... I love you.''
-No problem :heart:
+I love you too hun.
-Do you like cheese from france?
+''Yes of course.''
-Cheese represents what a country is like.. For example, Yetian Cheese is absolutely disgusting :)
+'''Rebecca was bought food, which she was thankful for.'''
-Be with you forever babe.
+No problem.
-Same xoxo
+''Do you like cheese from france?''
-<nowiki>*</nowiki>hugs and kisses you.
+Cheese represents what a country is like.. For example, [[Yetian]] Cheese is absolutely disgusting :)
-hugs and kisses back
+''Be with you forever babe.''
-hugs and kisses harder.
+Same.
-Wanna get married
+They hugged and kissed.
-Wanna have children?
+Wanna get married?
-Sure
+''Wanna have children?''
-Wanna make them now??
+Sure.
-Sure
+''Wanna make them now??''
-makes out.
+Sure.
-impregnates??
+'''They made out and Rebecca was impregnated.'''
-Thank you sir.
+''Thank you sir.''
-wanna get married now
+Wanna get married now?
-Are you in the wired?
+''Are you in the wired?''
-Maybe
+Maybe.
-That is far away.
+''That is far away.''
-Haha I guess :heart:
+Haha I guess.
-W-why are you laughing? confused.
+''W-why are you laughing? Confused.''
-Because you're so pretty and I can't believe I got a girl like you :heart_eyes:
+Because you're so pretty and I can't believe I got a girl like you.
-Because what?
+''Because what?''
-You're pretty xoxo
+You're pretty.
-Thank you, but you don't know what I look like.
+''Thank you, but you don't know what I look like.''
 That's okay
-What do you look like?
+''What do you look like?''
-proposes cutely
+'''Pasagre proposed.'''
-Describe yourself.
+''Describe yourself.''
-I see.. Your braincells are on a break right now :heart_eyes:
+I see.. Your braincells are on a break right now.
-Yes.
+''Yes.''
-proposes again
+'''Pasagre proposed again.'''
-You want me to marry you?!
+''You want me to marry you?!''
-Yeah lol
+Yeah.
-Yes!
+''Yes!''
-Pasagre says: "I'd like to announce my marriage with Rebeccas leader"
+Pasagre says: "I'd like to announce my marriage with Rebecca's leader"
 "I don't remember her name but I'm getting married to her"
-Duloc says: "UIWRUYOIGEWRUYRGUYWEGRUWYEGR"
+<u>Duloc says: "UIWRUYOIGEWRUYRGUYWEGRUWYEGR"</u>
-"I WILL TORTURE YOU"
+<u>"I WILL TORTURE YOU"</u>
-Duloc says: "I AM ANNOUNCING A BOUNTY ON THE DUKE OF PASAGRE!"
+<u>Duloc says: "I AM ANNOUNCING A BOUNTY ON THE DUKE OF PASAGRE!"</u>
-"WHOEVER CAPTURES HIM FOR ME WILL GET 3,000,000,000,000 REAL COINS!"
+<u>"WHOEVER CAPTURES HIM FOR ME WILL GET 3,000,000,000,000 REAL COINS!"</u>
-Pasagre ignores Duloc
+'''Pasagre ignores Duloc.'''
-Duloc says: "PASAGRE YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!"
+<u>Duloc says: "PASAGRE YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!"</u>
-Isernotaria says Even fuckin...... i dunno 'volhi' could beat you
+<code>Isernotaria says You aren't intimidating.</code>
-"EXCUSE ME?"
+<u>"EXCUSE ME?"</u>
-Duloc says: "YOU ARE ALL SUCH RUDE PEASANTS :angry:"
+<u>Duloc says: "YOU ARE ALL SUCH RUDE PEASANTS."</u>
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