My Unforgettable Foe

Year: 175 CE

Chapter 1

Tank says: "Ugh this Elmo thing is stupid. Because of them I'M HOMELESS IN SOME RANDOM NATION I DON'T KNOW THE LANGUAGE OF"

Tank goes to a random apple store and googles cheap houses on one of the computers on

uh

sale

ye

anyway

Tank finds a cheap house for sale :flushed:

Tank says: "WOAH THIS HOUSE COSTS 500 RUBLES :smirk_cat:!"

"AND IT'S IN... Nakmai.."

"."

"."

"."

Tank decides to look at houses in Sizzle but they all cost way too much

Tank says: "Maybe I should just go to Nakmai.."

"WAIT"

"NO"

"THEY'RE COMMIES"

"I CAN'T START LIVING IN A COMMUNIST NATION"

Everybody awkwardly stares at Tank shouting at himself

Tank says: "But.. It's so cheap.."

".."

"NO. I'M A KING!! I CAN'T LIVE IN SOME UGLY OLD COMMIE HOUSE :rage:"

Tank says: "Wait even if I go to Nakmai I can't speak ... whatever their commie language is"

"wait.."

Tank googles Nakmai official languages

Tank says: "Most Nakmaians know english?.. I mean.. I know a little bit of english i guess I could communicate with them-"

"NO"

"NO"

"COMMUNISM IS BAD"

"i HATE COMMUNISM"

"I HBET THEY'RE ALL ORPHANS ANYWAY"

"buti'mstarvingandIbarelyhaveanymoneyforahotel"

Tank says: "OKAY FINE I'LL GO TO NAKMAI"

Tank looks at the cheapest way to get there

Tank says: "Walking."

".."

Tank says: "Fine. I guess I'll WALK to the stupid COMMIE NATION"

Tank starts following that path

the path u made

Oh but before tank leaves

he steals an iphone

and runs off

because he's better than everybody else and he deserves a free iphone

20 days later

Tank gets to uh

school village i know the name of thanpho i think

in Nakmai

Tank is starving, cold, thirsty and tired

Tank says: "I should've have just stayed in Sizzle"

"there was no need for somebody like me to walk to this disgusting nation."

Somebody walks up to Tank

??? says: "Bạn gỏi lắm? Bạn trông xấu xa lol "

Tank says: "."

"what? (in english to be specific haha)"

??? says: "Oh you don't speak vietnamese lmao"

"Should've guessed so, since you look white"

Tank says: ":eye::eye:"

??? says: "Anyway you look like you're about to die from hunger. want me to buy some food for you"

Tank says: "Uh... Sure..."

??? takes Tank to some fancy sushi restaurant

??? says: "Order anything you want. I'm kind of a big deal in Nakmai so I'm rich lol"

Tank says: "Rich?"

??? says: "NO COORROPTION HERE"

"NO CORRUPTION"

"TRUST ME"

"TRUST ME"

"ANYWAY"

"JUST ORDER ANYTHING YOU WANT"

"MY TREAT"

Tank says: "Okay commie :rolling_eyes:"

??? says: "Anyway my name is An what's your name :zany_face:"

Tank says: "A commie like you doesn't deserve to know my name."

An says: "Uh okay then."

Tank orders everything on the menu

An says: "While we are waiting for all the food you ordered.. What happened to you :rofl:"

"Are you a left-over Luxurian Soldier or something :rolling_eyes: "

"Actually wait you accent doesn't sound Luxurian.."

Tank says: "..."

static starts comming from tank's jacket or whatever he has on

"jhiweriuh"

Tank takes out the radio and puts it on the table"

An says: "What"

"Why do you have a radio"

the radio looks incredibally old

as if it was from the 30s or 40s (yat years)

An says: "It looks hella old too"

"Wait.. are you a time traveller from the past? :flushed: "

Tank says: "SHUT UP"

An says: "Woah okay calm down :rolling_eyes:"

The purification of the west shall commence soon. You may see our brave warriors of the lord preparing for the purification at the city of Salekhard. The glimmer shall be extinguished. Stay in tune, Do not turn off your radio.

An says: "What"

An says: "What did the first part say?"

Tank says: "The same thing it said in English :rolling_eyes: "

"God you're so stupid"

An says: "Okay"

"Wait so what's the radio even talking about"

"Purification?"

Tank says: "The Elmo cult sent me this radio. It talks about everything the Elmo Cult is going to do :rolling_eyes: :raised_back_of_hand:"

"Purification is unimportant"

An says: "Okay then"

Tanks 29832 orders finally come

An says: "wait"

"Elmo cult sent you this?"

Tank says: "It's actual name is Abyysky. Though I doubt a stupid commie like you would know"

An says: "Ohhh them"

An says: "."

"Wait are you from Abyssky :flushed:?"

Tank says: "GOD NO"

"I was the king of Yamalia."

An says: "Oh"

"Did you take your medications this morning?"

Tank says: "."

"I'M NOT LYING"

"I'M THE KING OF YAMALIA"

An says: "Sure sure"

Tank angrily eats the Sushi

An googles leaders of Yamalia and sees Tank on one of the images

Anyway after Tank finishes eating the sushi they leave the restaurant since it's night already

An says: "So uhh"

"Do you have a place to stay?"

Tank says: "..."

"OBVIOUSLY :rage: I'M THE GREAT KING OF YAMALIA :triumph:"

An says: "Oh okay then, goodbye :zany_face:"

An starts to leave

Tank says: "."

Tank starts to follow An

An stops

Tank says: "Uh.. My house is that way too.."

An says: "oh okay :zany_face:

An starts walking to his home and Tank follows behind

After a while An finally gets to his house

An says: ".."

"You don't have a house."

Tanks says: "I DO"

"JUST BECAUSE YOU COMMIES ARE BROKE AND DON'T HAVE HOUSES TO GO TO DOESN'T MEAN I'M THE SAME!"

An says: "."

"I'll leave the door open"

An goes inside his house

Tank is too stubborn to go inside An's house so he sits outside of it and listens to the radio

Join us, citizens. It is time for the warriors of the lord to spread the shadows. Observe their exit. Observe the shimmer being extinguished. Stay in tune, Do not turn off your radio

The graveyard has been entered into our holy order.

Autonomy of Luvamatrilia has been abolished.

Purification shall commence.

Marcus Markus Alexander says: "aw that sucks :cry:"

"Ig i'll go chill with aunt susie for a bit"

Marcus Markus Alexander disappears into the ground

Tank is still too stubborn to go inside An's house

Tank says: "Wait I shouldn't sit outside his house :rage: Then he'll ACTUALLY think I have no house!

Tank says: "..."

"..."

"..."

Tank sees the lights in An's house get turned off :zany_face:

Tank says: "So he's going to sleep i presume :triumph:?"

"The AUDACITY of him :rage:"

Tank starts to fall asleep

Tank says: "the audacity.. of this man.. this.. zzzzzzzzzzz"

He falls asleep lol !!!

The next morning :punch::raised_back_of_hand:

Tank wakes up

on a couch

Tank says: "..."

"IUOW3ERHUOIWERHUWOEYIGRWEUYORGWEURYG"

"HOW DARE I BE KIDNAPPED"

Tank falls off the couch

Tank stressfully gets up and starts to look around

Tank says: "This better not be karma for all the orphans I sent to the mines :rage:"

An walks into the room

An says: "Good morning :zany_face:"

Tank says: ".."

"YOU"

"KIDNAPPED ME"

"THE AUDACITY!?!?!?!?!"

"WHEN I GET YAMALIA BACK YOU WILL GET THE DEATH PENALTY"

An says: "Lol I don't think that's how it works :rofl:"

"Anywayyyy"

Tank notices the news

Tank says: "Luvama..trilia..."

"Who.... OH. THE WEIRDOS NEXT DOOR :rolling_eyes:"

"UGH, I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE OVER THEM :rage:"

An says: ":cry: bro you had like a decade to invade them"

Tank says: "I WAS PREPARING"

An says: "PREPARING FOR WHAT :sob: THE GHOSTS TO HAUNT YOU?"

"Anyway that's beside the point"

"I made 20 vegan tacos by accident"

"want some :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: "Vegan? What are you, Gay?"

An says: "What does being a vegan have to do with being gay :sob:"

Tank says: "Real men eat meat :rolling_eyes:"

An says: "Okay then"

"ig you'll have to just starve"

An goes to eat his 20 vegan tacos he made by accident

Chapter 2

1 Hour later or something

An walks back into his living room after finishing his 20 vegan tacos he made by accident.

And he notices that Tank is still in his living room for some reason :sob:???

An says: "tbh I thought you would've left by now :skull:"

"But if you wanna stay you can stay I don't mind"

Tank says: "I DON'T WANT TO STAY HERE :rolling_eyes: I'm just.. on facation in your house :triumph:"

An says: "You're on vacation in my house got it :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: "Annoying :rolling_eyes:"

omw to come up with interesting scenarios

An says: "Oh yeah, I wanna give you something"

Tank says: "Don't. :smiley:"

An hands Tank some money

Tank says: "..."

"Are you trying to insult me?"

An says: "No? If you don't want the money then I'll just-"

Tank grabs the money out of An's hands :zany_face:

An says: "anywayyyyy I gotta do leadership stuff :zany_face: don't burn the house down :cry: I only have 5 houses :pensive:"

Tank says: "I hope you get hit by a car. If you commies even have those :rofl:"

An says: "Haha okay, bye :wave:"

An leaves

Tank stands awkwardly in the communist house. Not knowing what to do :eye::eye::raised_back_of_hand:

12 HOURS LATER IDK

An comes back home from doing his very important leadership duties

An comes thru the door and notices something weird :eye::eye:

The house is very clean for some reason like chile where did all the dust go :sob:

An shouts: "EYY YOU STILL HERE? :zany_face:"

Tank says: "NO."

An says: "OK COOL"

"dam ig he rlly left- wait."

Tank comes out from the kitchen

Tank says: "Your house is literal GARABGE"

"It's barely BREATHABLE :rage:"

An says: "lol yeah, I just don't like cleaning things"

Tank says: ":rolling_eyes: I would tell you to hire a maid, but I doubt you poor commies could even afford one."

An says: "haha yeah :smirk_cat: anyway did your creepy radio say anything while I was gone?"

Tank says: "No."

An says: "dam okay. Going to go to sleep now :yawning_face:"

An goes upstairs to his room

THE NEXT DAY

Tank decided to sleep on the couch :raised_back_of_hand: but anyway An wakes him up :zany_face: :punch:

An says: "Hey buddy wake up :triumph: :smirk_cat:"

Tank wakes up annoyed :triumph:

Tank says: "What is it :eye::nose::eye:"

An says: "Wanna come check out some new apartment building w/ me :smirk_cat: I have to check if it's livable or something idk why they can't just hire a professional :rofl:"

Tank says: "No thank you. I'd rather not see one of your ugly commie blocks."

An says: "It isn't a commie block tho :relieved:  We don't do those here :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: ":rolling_eyes:"

Surprisingly Tank decides to come along :flushed: I guess it's because he doesn't really have anything to do tho :eye::eye:

Anyway An and Tank arrive at the Apartment building. And it looks based and cool and epic and cool.

An says: "So what do you think :relieved:?"

Tank says: "Katryk has way better apartments than this one :rolling_eyes:"

An says: "Anywayyy let's go inside"

An and Tank go inside the building

An touches the walls

He doesn't know what he's doing

An says: "mhm yeah these walls seem good"

Tank says: "There's a crack on the wall :eye::eye:"

An says: "Lol it's fineeeee all Nakmai buildings have those :zany_face:"

Tank says: "Right :rolling_eyes:"

An and Tank check out the building and then get to the rooftop.

Tank says: "Oh wow, I sure do love staring at nothing but forest :rage:"

An says: "Okay? anyway I forgot why we were here."

Tank and An go closer to the edge of the rooftop because monke brain

An says: "dam there's no safety rail thingy"

"oh well"

":rofl:"

Stay in tune, Do not turn off your radio

nk gets spooked a bit

but quickly takes out the radio

An says: "Oh cool :flushed:"

"Heyy yk you should give us the radio :smirk_cat: So we can be prepared for the uh.. Aby ski"

Tank says: "Shut up :rolling_eyes: Let's hear what the freaky elmo cult has to say."

Followers of the holy order, We shall gather in Poseshchayemyy as we observe our holy warriors prepare for the final crusade (which im alowed to do inr ussia frivdfhIUFHRE) to liberate the tortured soils of the rus from its enlightened chains and embrace the shadows of the dark sun creeping across the world. Enlist today! Stay in tune. Do not turn off your radio

An says: "Final crusade :thinking:  Are they gonna attack another country or something lmao"

Tank says: ":rolling_eyes:"

Light the flames.

Embrace the cold.

Chapter 3

After listening to the freaky Elmo Cult and it's news... (Tank translated for An because he kept asking :skull: )

An says: "That's kind of spooky :cold_sweat: But isn't it crazy how we stood on top of this apartment for like multiple weeks?"

Tank says: "You commies and your weird sense of time :rolling_eyes:"

"Anyway, I have no clue what the radio is trying to explain."

An says: "mood. anyway ig this apartment is pretty good. it hasn't fallen down yet like the last 29."

Tank says: "Do all commies not have stable buildings :rofl: :rolling_eyes: You communists are quite sad."

An says: "haha well Nakmai did just have a purge like a few years ago :cry: all of the good architects died so like..."

Tank says: "You guys deserved it."

An says: ":eye::eye: uh.."

An says: "Do you always wish death upon others or something?"

Tank says: "Only to the people that deserve it :)"

An says: "i feel like you're being kind of rude to all the people that did die in the purge"

Tank says: "RUDE? THEY DESERVED IT."

"THEY WERE COMMUNISTS"

An says: "yes because babies support communism :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "Are you mocking me?"

An says: "I'm just saying, you're being pretty insensitive."

Tank says: "SO?"

Tank says: "YOU'RE WRONG I'M RIGHT :rage:"

An says: "Buddy, calm down. :eye::eye:"

Tank says: "EVERYBODY THAT LIVES IN A COMMUNIST NATION DESERVES DEATH."

An says: "But you lived in Yamalia before you made it a monarchy, wouldn't that mean you deserve death?"

"you're being hypocritical"

Tank says: "???"

"HOW AM I BEING HYPOCRITICAL"

"YOU'RE BEINFG THE HYPOCRITE"

"YOU IDIOT"

"STUPID COMMIE"

Tank starts to attack An :heart_eyes: :zany_face: :punch:

An says: "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PUNCH ME :sob:"

Tank says: "YOU'RE WRONG. COMMUNISTS ARE ALWAYS WRONG :rage:"

An and Tank start to get too close to the edge of the rooftop (because they were on the rooftop of the apartment aha xoxo)

An says: "We're both going to fall if you don't stop :sob:"

Loud distorted static noises emit from the radio

An says: "This is not the background music i'd want"

"Hey let's just go back home and check the news :cry:?"

Tank says: "Do you think I'll let you win this argumen-"

Tank then slips

And begins to fall from the apartment building

But An quickly grabs Tank

Tank says: "WHIHU WHAT"

An pulls Tank back up

Tank says: "What"

An says: ":sob: See???? Let's just go home."

Tank says: "What.. Why did you.. save me??"

"Commies don't have hearts what is this :rage:"

An says: "haha"

"ok but seriously. let's stop fighting and go check the news"

Tank says: "..."

"Tsk, fine."

Tank and An FINALLY go home after 3 weeks

An turns on the news uwu

Abyysky had unified all of russia

An says: "That's spooky. I wonder what it means"

Tank says: "I HATE that elmo cult."

Tank says: "If only I had some way to communicate with the others. Then I could tell them to gang up on Abyysky :rolling_eyes:"

An says: "ye ikr"

"wait"

Tank says: "wait"

"YOU'RE THE LEADER OF NAKMAI"

An says: "mood"

Tank says: "okay wait I need to think about this."

Tank says: "You tell the other AAC members about Abyyskys horrible crimes."

An says: "uhh..."

"invading countries?"

Tank says: "NO YOU IDIOT, THE EXTERMINATION CAMPS :rage:"

An says: "THEY HAVE WHAT"

Tank says: "WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY MEANT BY PURIFICATION"

An says: "idk?? :sob:"

Tank says: "Tell the other members that abyysky kills minorities and convince everybody to declare war on them."

An says: "well okay"

Tank says: ".."

Tank says: "So are you going to go or what. :rolling_eyes:"

An says: "oh what you want me to do it now?"

Tank says: "YES?? I DO NOT WANT TO STAY HERE ANY LONGER :triumph:"

An says: "What about the people dying"

Tank says: "YEAH THERE'S UH.. PEOPLE DYING"

"SO GO TELL THE OTHERS"

An says: "Okay okay :sob: :raised_back_of_hand:"

An puts on his epic work clothes and leaves the house

An gets to his work place :punch:

(world war 14 happens here, note from hakced to future hakced formatting this)

Chapter 4

Do not look in the church, The situation is being handled.

Please don't. It is handled.

Tank says: "Maybe I should tell this to the commie..."

Tank decides to tell An.

Tank searches up An's office and gets a taxi to it.

Tank arrives at the building and goes to An's office.

Assistant says: "An you have a visitor."

An says: "Cool let them in."

Please stop. We are handling it.

Tank says: "Commie. The radio is saying some suspicious things so I'd thought I'd let you know."

An says: "What's it saying?"

Tank says: "It said "Do not look in the church, the situation is being handled.""

"I suggest you tell the others about it this. This might be a key to winning."

An says: "Haha ok bud."

Nakmai informed the world and sent a spy plane over a small village 500 kilometres east of Linasgrad named "Abyysky".

They see a horde of 800 people banging on the door of a old wooden church.

Until one breaks in.

All the people are visibly horrified..

The people find the system that Bohdan had used to talk into the radio.

Is this thing on still?

Can you all hear this from your radios?

Dmitry call me if you can hear this.

Its me Andrusha from the village, you know.

Ringing sounds are heard.

Shit.

Uh.

Should I tell the people?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uhhh... Okay.

The patriarch is dead.

Dunno how. Abyysky church was locked we broke in and like, his corpse is here. All the tables and chairs are smashed.

The broadcasting on this thing was off yet it was still recording like, 3 weeks ago.

We found like, recording of the event.

I don't know. He threw himself into the tables and chairs after screaming for hours or something.

^{Tank says: "The Patriarch is dead."}

An says: "Uh."

Tank says: "The leader of Abyysky."

An says: "WHAT"

"LEGIT?"

Tank says: "Yes. Now go tell the others."

(ww14 continues)

The two then proceeded to narrate the collapse of Abyysky.

Tank says: "It seems it is over :relieved: I should start heading back to Yamalia. I need to discuss regaining my land back :heart_eyes:"

An says: "Oh, wait what, already?"

An says: "You haven't even tried out our food :triumph:"

Tank says: "Obviously I'd want to leave right away :rolling_eyes:"

"Take me to your nearest airport."

An says: "uhhhhhh"

"wellllllllllll.........."

"Nakmai airports were kind of destroyed a while backkkk.. so like.. the only way to get here is by boat"

"or crossing the border from our neighbours"

Tank says: "..."

Abyysky and California die lol !!! Which leaves Luxuria but this isn't about them

An wyay

Now that Abyysky has been replaced by Rossiya, Tank wants to head back home to Yamalia so he can discuss regaining it with the Rossiya goverment

But oh no, there are no airports in Nakmai :pensive:

Tank says: "You communists and your pathetic living conditions."

"How am I going to get to Rossiya now?? :rage:"

An says: "I mean, you can always just go by boat?"

Tank says: "No thank you."

An says: "I mean, if you go by boat we can get you to Yakamoto. Once you get there you can use their airport?"

Tank says: "Then I'd rather walk :triumph:"

An says: "Why tho?"

An says: "If you go by boat then you can just chill on it for like 10 hours or somethin"

Tank says: "I WON'T GO BY BOAT."

Waiter says: "Could you two please leave the restaurant? You've been disturbing our customers for a while now.."

Tank says: "SHUT UP COMMIE"

Tank says: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

"I COULD HAVE YOU BEHEADED ANY SECOND NOW."

An says: "AHAHHAA HE'S JOKING"

An whispers to Tank: "Please don't say that, I don't want to buy you out of prison :cry:"

Tank says: "Wh-"

Two security guards come up to An and Tank

Waiter says: "P-Please leave..."

Tank says: "NO"

"YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS"

"YOU'RE JUST A SLAVE"

The security guards kick Tank and An out of the restaurant :zany_face:

An says: ":eye::eye:"

"I mean like go off ig? :rofl:"

Tank says: "Shut up. Right.. Now I have to figure out how to get to Rossiya.."

An says: "I can get you a ticket for a luxurious cruise if you want?"

Tank says: "Are you deaf? I said I won't go by boat."

An says: "But why?? Are you scared of boats or something?"

Tank says: "No :rolling_eyes:"

An says: "Uhh.. the ocean?"

Tank says: "..."

"NO"

"i'M NOT"

An says: "Okay this is going nowhere let's just go home"

Tank and An go home :zany_face:

An yawns and says: "Dam it's pretty late. We should head to sleep. Gotta deal with them peace treaties tomorrow probably :rofl:  If Luxuria decides to stop fighting ofc ofc"

Tank says: "I hope you die in your sleep."

An says: "haha thanks"

An goes upstairs to his room

Tank sleeps on the couch

Later...

An wakes up in the middle of the night after he hears strange noises

An says: "mhhm....... is my neighbour trying to break in again?...."

An gets up and listens a bit closer

He hears a voice, but doesn't understand what it's saying

An says: "Mm.... guess i'll check it out.."

An walks downstairs and looks around

He goes to the living room since that's where he's hearing the noises, but then he realises that the one making the noises is just Tank :triumph:

Tank says: "No.. No.. What's happening.."

An says: "oh what"

An says: "you good?"

An walks closer but he notices that Tank is sleeping

Tank says: "No.. NO DONT LEAVE, PLEASE-"

An realises how distressed Tank has become and wakes him up :punch:

An says: "Hey wake up, you good? :cry:"

Tank wakes up :zany_face:

Tank says: "wh"

"what"

An says: "You were saying some weird things while you were sleeping and I got kind of worried"

Tank says: "..."

"Leave me alone. I don't want to talk right now."

An says: "You sure? My mom always said that whenever something is troubling you, you should tell somebody about it.. or uh,, something like that"

Tank says: "..."

"FINE"

"If you insist."

An sits down to listen :punch: :raised_back_of_hand:

Tank says: "ugh.. Where do I even begin.. It's a long story."

".. I had a nightmare.. And it was about the past."

"When I was 12 years old, I was out fishing with my grandpa."

"At the time my Uncle has just been killed by the communists. So my grandparents took me in."

"Anyway, so we're fishing.. and then a big storm happens."

"We try to go back to shore, but the waves makes it hard for us to move the boat."

"And then suddenly.. A big wave appears and we both get taken into the water."

"After struggling to get out of the water, I make it back onto the water"

"But... My grandfather.. He wasn't able to get back onto the boat.."

"I look around but I can't seem to find him"

"It seems that the ocean had taken him away."

An says: "...Oh.. I'm sorry."

Tank says: "Tsk, no need to be sorry :rolling_eyes:"

Tank says: "Anywa, I told you what happened. Now you can go back to sleep."

An says: "Yeah.. Good night. I'll try to figure out a way you can get to Rossiya without a boat :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "Good night, commie."

Then they both went back to sleep.

Chapter 5

The next morning :zany_face:

An and Tank are discussing how to get Tank to Rossiya :triumph:

An says: "How did you get to Nakmai in the first place :thinking: Since we don't have airports :cry:"

Tank says: "Did I not tell you before? :rolling_eyes:  I walked from Sizzle to Nakmai."

vbreaking news the yamalia oblast and katryk krai dumas(parliaments) have been set up (insert russian names here) are the governors

Tank says: "what"

Tank says: "NO"

"THEY DON'T DESERVE IT???"

An says: "Oh that reminds me, that Vladimir guy is in Nakmai currently"

"I check his facebook and he has posted pics of him being in Hanoi"

Tank says: "..."

"VLADIMIR"

Tank says: "Tsk, I shouldn't get off topic. But I'd like to punch Vladimir in the face."

An says: "lol i can probably get u to him if you want"

Tank says: "What do you mean :rolling_eyes:"

Tank says: "Democracy.."

Tank says: "I shouldn't go punching people.. I need to get my country back :rage:"

An says: "i get you want it back, but why are you in a hurry?"

"It's not like the world is going to explode tomorrow :cry: "

Tank says: ":rolling_eyes: I just want to get out of this hell hole."

An says: "lol ok"

An says: "Ok but about the Vladimir dude.. He's been invited to a "famous" people party in Hanoi."

Tank says: ".."

"HIM???"

"WHY NOT ME??"

"I WAS THE KING"

An says: "Don't question it too much. Nakmaian folks don't know what famous means :rofl:"

"Anyway.. I've been invited to that party too. I could probably get you on the guest list :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "OBVIOUSLY PUT ME ON THE GUEST LIST?? NO REASON THAT VLADIMIR SHOULD BE ON IT."

"I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH HIM... :rage:"

"WE'RE GOING TO HANOI."

tottaly didn't make this all up just so An and Tank could go to a fancy party

ok anyway

An says: "One problem though, to get to Hanoi we'd need to ride the river to Phnom Penh. Are you fine with that?"

Tank says: "eh.. yeah :rolling_eyes: Your rivers are pathetically shallow."

An says: "cool!"

And so Tank and An began their trip to Hanoi :punch: Which I'm going to skip because nothing interesting happens.

Tank and An finally get to Hanoi after 5 Days

Imagine Hanoi doesn't have only one building!

Tank says: "This place looks like garbage."

An says: "mood, anyway uh.. It got bombed during the purge so we had to rebuild it"

"Anyway the party is going to happen in a fancy ball room."

"and I just realised I forgot to bring suits"

Tank says: "I guess communists also have bad memory :rolling_eyes::raised_back_of_hand:"

An says: "It's okay though! Dynamap says there's a clothes shop nearby :smirk_cat: we can buy suits there !"

Tank and An go to buy suits :punch:

An says: "We.. Look.. S T Y L I S H"

"Yo let's take a pic :flushed:"

Tank says: "No."

"I don't want evidence of me being in Nakmai."

An says: "i won't post it trust me :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "No. :rage:"

Tank starts to leave but the An forcefully puts his arm around Tank and takes a picture

Tank says: "ARE YOU DEAF?"

An says: "skjdkswjdksjd an i oop- :flushed:"

Anyway, Tank and An get kicked out of the store after buying the suits :punch:

anyway

The next day...

It's the day of the party

Tank and An arrive at the building the party is being held at..

Tank says: "Yamalia has better buildings."

An says: "lol maybe, i've never been to yamalia"

An and Tank go inside and head for the ball party

Tank says: "..Hmph, this place is average looking :rolling_eyes:"

"Suprised commies like you could even make something like this."

Tank and An start to hear the fancy music play :heart_eyes:

Tank says: "Where is he..."

An says: "Before you go punch him and get us kicked out, we should enjoy the party a lil"

Tank says: "There's no time for having fun :rage:"

An notices the food table in the back

An says: "IS THAT GOI CUON???"

Tank says: "what..."

An grabs Tanks arm and rushes over to the food table

An grabs a few Goi Cuon (Vietnamese food) and eats it aggressively :triumph: :punch:

Tank says: "How can communists even afford all of this.."

An says: "KSDJKWEJIWEJ this reminds me of my childhood :skull:"

Tank says: "Tsk, let's hurry and find Vladimir. It's getting late"

An says: "But we just got here :sob:"

Tank grabs An and starts looking around, but..

All the lights suddenly turn off, except the one Tank and An are under

Suddenly the guests move away from An and Tank

Music guy: :triumph: and now the two ppl under the spotlight will dance to the music !!!"

Tank says: "what"

An says: "oh what"

An whispers to Tank: "dude i don't know how to dance what do we do :cry:"

Tank whispers back: "Let's just leave.. They wouldn't be fine with two guys dancing anyway."

An says: "kjkejrkjr we have to dance, no matter the gender. plus i can't leave! it's embarrassing :cry:"

Tank says: "..Ugh, fine. Just follow my lead. I know how to dance a little :rolling_eyes:"

And then Tank and An begin to dance in the middle of the ball as the music starts.

The guests all look at Tank and An and are amazed by Tanks dancing skills :zany_face:

dam i don't think i'm gonna have enough time for vladimir :rage::sob:

The dance, untill the music stops.

The crowds claps and cheers for them both

An says: "TY TY :smirk_cat: "

"Also uh, no homo haha :heart_eyes:"

the crowd laughs

Tank and An go back into the crowd.

Tank says: "That was stupid. Now, let's find Vladimir, if he hasn't left already."

An says: "haha yeah"

And so Tank searches for Vladimir

Chapter 6

Tank looks around and then notices Vladimir in the back :rage::triumph:

The angrily walks towards Vladimir :heart_eyes: :clap:

Tank says: "VLADIMIR."

Vladimir says ...? Who?

Vladimir says ?? wait a second

Tank says: "I'M YOUR KING."

Vladimir says Yet i was accepted as ruler of your land until i was invaded

Tank says: "LIES, YOU JUST USED MONEY TO BECOME THE RULER."

"Why would they let someone like YOU be a ruler :rolling_eyes:"

Because i know how to treat the people correctly.

You corrupt buffoon, Learn to stop being rude to everyone

Tank says: "Wh.. I'M NOT RUDE"

"I only state facts :rage: Maybe that's why I sound "rude""

Tank says: "OH, AND YOU ARE?"

I never stated such.

I atleast knew how to treat the people better in my short reign. I tried to stop the invasion and when all hope was lost i escaped to restore my rule someday, when you ran the second abyysky looked at you

Tank says: "..."

Tank punches Vladimir in the face :right_facing_fist: :dizzy_face:

Vladimir falls

Vladimir says Do you have no humility?

Tank says: "I HATE YOU, EVERYTHINGS YOUR FAULT!"

rgh.

How is it my fault?

You weren't even in the country

Tank says: "I.. IT CAN'T BE MY FAULT. I'M NEVER WRONG. I'M RIGHT"

"AN, TELL HIM I'M RIGHT"

"i'M ALWAYS RIGHT"

An says: "I.. uh.. Tank you need to chill for a sec.."

Tank says: "I'M RIGHT. I'M ALWAYS RIGHT :rage: EVERYTHING I'VE DONE UP TO NOW HAS BEEN THE RIGHT CHOICE."

Didn't you put thousands into forced labour camps :rolling_eyes:

Then again those were "reporposed" after you ran.

Tank says: ".."

Abyysky did their thing.

You made the genocide in yamalia faster with already existing facilities instead of constructionj of new ones.

Tank says: "But.. It was the right choice.. I had to kill those people.. they were like a plague to me.."

An says: "Tank... Did you actually do that?"

Tank says: "YES??? WAS I WRONG??"

"THOSE ORPHANS KILLED MY PARENTS, SO THEY DESERVED TO SUFFER THE SAME PAIN"

An says: "....."

The crowd awkwardly stares at the situation occurring :eye::eye:

Vladimir says .

Vladimir says You're like abyysky but without the racism :rolling_eyes:

Tank says: "No.. I'm not like those freaky cultists :rage:"

"I.. I actually have common sense :triumph:"

Yet you killed so many people, just like them

Tank says: "..."

"So?.."

"They deserved it."

An says: "Tank.. I'm sorry. I don't think I want to help you to get back to Yamalia anymore.."

Tank says: "What."

"Why??"

And that's what abyysky thought about non russians

Tank says: "Abyysky doesn't matter right now.."

"Why.. Did I even come here.."

An says: "..."

Tank starts to have a breakdown

Tank starts to whisper to himself: "Buti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mright"

An says: "Tank, I think It's time for us to leav- huh?"

An says: "Are you crying?"

Tank runs off

An says: "..."

An says: "uh.. I'm sorry Vladimir. About him punching you.."

Vladimir says It's fine, Glad he isnt in charge of yamalia anymore.

An says: "Yeah.. Uh.. Goodbye now."

An runs after Tank

An goes outside of the building and sees Tank sitting on the stairs (cus there's stairs to get to the building ye)

Also it's raining

An goes up to Tank

An says: "..."

Tank says: "Go away, you communist.."

An says: "...Did you actually do all of that?"

Tank says: "Why are you so surprised?? You communists do the same thing too??"

An says: "If you hate communists then why are you doing the same things as them?"

Tank says: "No. It's different.. I'm doing it for a reason"

"They kill people just because..."

An says: "Okay."

Tank says: "..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

An says: "Well.. Goodbye."

Tank says: "What?"

An says: "Haha.. sorry, I'd rather not help a murderer.."

Tank says: "...YOU'RE SIDING WITH HIM?"

An starts to walk away

Tank tries to say something to him, but he can't.. he can't think of anything

Tank watches An walks away into the dark :pensive: :punch:

Tank says: "..haha... see?? you communists are terrible people.. You didn't deserve to be around me anyway.."

"..."

"Why do I suddenly feel so.. sad?"

"I can get out of this place without his help.."

And so the night passed :pensive: :raised_back_of_hand: An started heading back to School village next to a river that I forgot the name of. Tank stays in Hanoi

Chapter 7

The next day. Tank slept on the streets.

Some gangsters forcefully wake up Tank

Gangster 1 says: "một cậu bé da trắng như bạn đang làm gì trên đường phố?  :rofl: "

Tank says: "What.."

"Tsk, you dare wake up somebody like me?"

Ganster 3 says: "ew anh ấy chỉ nói tiếng anh thôi?"

Gangster 1 says: "Chà, anh ấy da trắng quá rõ ràng! :rolling_eyes:"

Tank says: "Can you communists speak english? Are you too stupid for that."

Ganster 2 says: "Oi, oi, oi. Watch your words, pretty boy :rofl:"

The other gangsters laugh

Tank says: "Tsk, what do you commies even want :rage:"

Gangster 1 says: "Sorry pal but we're here to ROB YOU !!!"

Gangster 2 says: "Since you're blonde then you must be rich too :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: ":rage: DON'T PLAY THESE GAMES WITH ME. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

Gangster 3 says: "uhh, some weirdo sleeping on the streets in a suit? :rofl:"

The Gangsters laugh

Tank says: "I'M THE KING OF YAMALIA!"

Gangster 2 says: "lmao yeah right :rofl: if you're the "King" then why are you in Nakmai :rolling_eyes:"

Gangster says: "Wait I just googled it and he actually is the king."

Gangster 2 says: "Wait..."

Tank says: "See? I told you so :smirk_cat:"

Gangster 3 says: "That means.. HE'S WAY RICHER THAN WE EXPECTED!"

Gangster 2 says: "HAHA WE HIT THE JACKPOT!!!"

Tank says: "Wh- No? you're supposed to be afraid :rage:"

"I can have you beheaded any second."

Gangster 1 says: "Buddy.. This ain't Yamalia. We in Nakmai. You have no power here :relieved:"

Tank says: "..."

Gangster 2 says: "lmao anywayyyyyyyy"

The gangsters then begin to beat up Tank in the dark alleyway :clap::heart_eyes:

The gangsters don't hold back :triumph:

Gangster 1 says: "So.. Tell us buddy, where's all ya money :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "...Like.. I'd tell trash like you...."

Gangster 1 says: "YOU REALLY THINK IT'S SMART TO INSULT ME IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?"

Gangster 1 pulls out a knife

Gangster 1 says: "Tell us, or YOU'RE going to be beheaded :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "..It's in.. Yamalia.."

Gangster 2 says: "Eh??? How pointless this all was then :rage:  How we gonna get to Yamalia???"

Gangster 1 says: "I guess it's beheading time :rage: Could've told us sooner :triumph:"

Gangster 1 pulls out his comically large knife and swings it at Tank's neck :punch:

bUT THEN...

Clank noise

Gangster 1 says: "eh??"

A little girl with a trashcan lid stopped the attack !!!

Tank says: "wh-"

Girl says: "LEAVE HIM ALONE :triumph: HE TOLD YOU WHERE THE TREASURE IS SO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT HIM?"

The Gangsters laugh

Gangster 1 says: "JKSKDJSKJDSKDJS And how are you gonna protect him little girl :rofl:"

Girl says: "By calling the police :triumph:  Which I already did :smirk_cat:"

Gangster 2 says: "Hol' up.."

They hear police sirens

Gangster 3 says: "G-GUYS WE GOTTA RUN !!!"

The Gangster quickly leave in a hurry.

Tank says: "Tsk... Why should I need a little kid to protect me..."

Tank gets up

The police sirens suddenly stop

Tank says: "Where... are the police?"

Girl says: "W-Wait, mister.. you're still injured :cry:"

Tank says: "Tsk, It doesn't matter... I need to get back to Yamalia.."

Girl says: "I don't know what Yamalia is, but it's better to treat your wounds :triumph:"

The girl grabs Tanks arm and starts taking him somewhere. Tank tries to walk away but he does not have the energy for that :heart_eyes:

#GirlPowerIdk

The girl takes Tank to some abandoned house which seems to be barely holding up.

Tank says: "Where are you taking me you small communist???"

Girl says: "Sorry I don't know what a.. cam-you-nest is :pensive:?"

They go into the building, and the little girl makes Tank sit on some dirty mattress

Tank says: "Wow. Your house looks like complete garbage :smiley:"

Girl says: "Did you know that this house survived very big explosions!"

Tank says: "I can tell :rolling_eyes:"

Tank sneezes

Tank says: "Ugh.. Everythings so dusty too. Do you ever clean???"

Girl says: "ummmm no. but i'll get to it someday!!"

The girl comes up to Tank with bandages and other medical stuff

:skull:

Tank says: "Tsk, don't you dare touch me."

Girl says: "oh okay"

The girl hands over the medical supplies to Tank

Tank treats his wounds :punch:

Girl says: "What do you want to eat? I have bread crumbs, a suspicious looking purple carrot, and some rocks."

Tank says: "..."

Tank says: "I'd rather starve."

Girl says: "are you sure? here, you can have the purple carrot"

The girl hands over Tank the carrot but he immediately throws it out of the window

Girl says: "WHAT WAS THAT FOR :sob:"

Tank says: ":rage: I don't want your trashy food, small communist."

Girl says: "uhh.. well then I can go get better food for you!"

Tank says: "I don't want to stay here. You basically just KIDNAPPED me :rage:"

Girl says: "S-Sorry.."

Tank says: "How did somebody like me end up in a place like this..."

Girl says: "..."

The little girl begins to cry

Tank says: "..."

"wait"

"don't cry :rage:  How DARE you cry :triumph: "

The girl continues to cry

Tank says: "This is annoying.. uh.... heyyyy don't cry you little communist? At least you're not... an orphan?"

The girl is still crying

Tank says: "RGUIHRGUIHRG FINE! I'LL STAY HERE IF YOU STOP CRYING :rage:"

The little girl stops crying

Girl says: "YAAAY! NEW FRIEND!"

Tank says: "wh-"

Girl says: "I'll be right back! You take care of my house and watch out for bad robbers!"

Tank says: "HEY, WAIT A SEC-"

The girl runs off :zany_face:

Tank says: "I hate everything."

1 hour later

The girl is back with a lot of random stuff.

:skull:

Girl says: "I'm back mister!!!"

Tank says: "Oh. you're still alive :rolling_eyes:"

Girl says: "what? anyway!!!"

"I was able to get some food for you! And I also got you some gifts :heart_eyes:"

The girl hands Tank 3 Bananas and random cleaning supplies

Tank says: "..."

"Okay."

Girl says: "You can have all of the Bananas if you want. I'm not hungry, I already ate today!"

Tank says: ":rolling_eyes: okay then."

Tank eats the Bananas because he decides that he doesn't want to starve or something

Tank says: "Considering your very ugly house.. Did you even have enough money to afford these "gifts"?"

Girl says: "umm...... does that matter?"

Tank says: "I guess not :rolling_eyes:"

Girl says: "um.. well.. I stole them."

Tank says: "..."

"HAHA, KNEW IT! You communists can barely afford anything :rofl:"

Girl says: "Uhh.. sorry to ask, but what's a cam-you-nest?"

Tank says: "Eh?"

"Communists are terrible people who are corrupt, evil and murderers."

Girl says: "Ehh!? Wow.. So were those bad men who were bullying you.. communists?"

Tank says: "Yes. Everybody in Nakmai is a communist."

Girl says: "E-Even me!?"

Tank says: "Yes."

Girl says: "HUH!? WELL.. I'LL NEVER BE A COMMUNIST!"

Tank says: "Too late. It's already in your blood :rage:"

Girl says: "NO! I WON'T LET THE CAM YOU NEST TAKE OVER ME! I'M STRONG!"

Tank says: "HA, good luck."

Girl says: "You'll see :triumph:! When I'm older I won't let the cam you nest do what it wants!"

Tank says: "Anyway, when can I leave :rolling_eyes:?"

Girl says: "what do you mean?"

Tank says: "Like hell I'm staying here forever :rage: I need to get back to Yamalia."

Girl says: "Yeah.. mall.. ..what?"

Tank says: "YAMALIA. I'm the king of it."

Girl says: "oooo! King?"

"Wait, i think prince charming suits you more :thinking: You should be a prince instead!"

Tank says: "wh- no???"

"what are you talking about :rage:"

Girl says: "Because you look pretty like Prince Charming!"

Tank says: "....okay then.. thanks?"

Girl says: "Hey, have you met your princess yet :heart_eyes:?"

Tank says: "..Princess?"

Girl says: "like have you gotten married with a pretty lady :thinking:?"

Tank says: "No. Now that I think about it.. I never thought about marrying a woman..."

"..ugh none of this matters."

Girl says: "So where is this Yamalia? Is it somewhere around here?"

Tank says: "It's up in the north."

Girl says: "...north?"

"uh..."

"where's north?"

Tank says: "..."

"Wow, you're stupid."

Girl says: ":cry: sorry.."

Tank says: "North is.."

".. Well I'd need a map."

Girl says: "Like a treasure map? Wait.. Are you also a pirate? :flushed:"

Tank says: "No. :heart:"

The Little girl notices that it's starting to get darker outside.

Girl says: "Oh, it's getting late! I should get the fireplace ready!"

Tank says: "Eh?"

The Little girl grabs some sticks and a lighter, and then makes a fire place inside the building

Tank says: "Ah yes! Let us burn down the trashy house too."

Girl says: "haha don't worry! I've done this multiple times and nothing has happened before :smirk_cat:"

Girl says: "We should go to sleep soon. It's getting late!"

Tank says: "What time is it?"

Girl says: "ummmm..."

"well..."

"I don't know"

Tank says: "Oh great and you can't read numbers too :rolling_eyes:"

#HowDareThisSmallChildNotKnowGeography

Tank says: "Whatever. Let's just go to sleep."

Girl says: "okay! Goodnight"

The girl goes to sleep on the other mattress she has

Tank tries to go to sleep as well

Later

Tank suddenly wakes up

Tank says: "An?"

".."

"Oh, right. I was in this ugly house :rolling_eyes:"

"..."

"Tsk, everythings so dusty.. Might as well use this cleaning supplies that girl got me."

Tank starts to clean the dust

and the spiders in the corners of the room :zany_face:

While cleaning, Tank rethinks everything that has happened up until now.

Chapter 8

Last time on Tank bullying a homeless child...

Tank thinks about everything that has happened in his life or something idk he's also cleaning the homeless childs house

Homeless little girl wakes up and sees Tank cleaning her house :zany_face: :flushed:

Girl says: "Ehhh? I thought the gift I got you was for decoration :thinking:"

Tank says: ":rolling_eyes:"

Tank says: "I could barely sleep because of your dirty and dusty house. So I thought I should clean it."

Girl says: "ohhh thanks mister.."

"..."

"wait what's your name?"

Tank says: "You don't deserve to know my name."

Girl says: "okay mister yuudonde'svr'tooknomen'ame"

Tank says: "... no-"

Girl says: "That's kind of long, I'll just called you Yuu :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: ":eye::eye:"

Girl says: "Anyway my name is Vinh"

Tank says: "Did I ask"

Girl says: "i don't remember! anyway.."

Girl says: "Do you wanna come shopping with me?"

Tank says: "Like you have any money :rolling_eyes: Broke commie."

Vinh says: "yeahh.. i don't have any money.. sorry.. But who said I need money to get food :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "The law"

Vinh says: "who?anyway let's go :heart_eyes:"

Vinh grabs Tank by the arm again and takes him to some street with tons of markets selling stuff

Tank says: "Do you commies have actual shops? :rolling_eyes:"

Vinh says: "Getting food from markets like this is easier!"

Vinh says: "Sooooo, what's your favorite food?"

Tank says: "I doubt poor commies like you would be able to afford what I like."

Vinh says: "hmm.. how about Vegan Tacos? I know a guy who makes them!"

Tank says: "..."

"You know somebody who makes them...?"

Vinh says: "Yeah. He gives me one for free whenever i pass by :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: "...Fine.. Let's get a Vegan Taco."

Vinh starts to Take tank to the Vegan Taco place :heart_eyes: Tank doesn't know why, but his heart starts to race fast :pensive: :raised_back_of_hand:

Vinh and Tank get to the place

Random guy says: "Hey Vinh, u want a free vegan taco- oh who's ur friend?"

Tank says: "oh..."

Vinh says: "He's called Yuu :heart_eyes: And he's a king of Yeah-Mall-ia"

Tank says: "My names not Yuu :rage::triumph:"

Random guy says: "well ig i can make ur friend a Vegan Taco too :smirk_cat: :punch:"

Ranodmoguys gives them both free vegant acos

Tank and Vinh sit down at some table

Vinh says: "smdsmdskdjskjd Ran'odmogu'y makes the best tacos!"

Tank sadly looks at his Vegan Taco

Vinh says: "are u gonna eat that? :cry:"

Tank says: "Fine. :rolling_eyes:"

Tank takes a bite of the Taco

Tank says: "...Huh.. I guess it wasn't as bad as I imagined."

They eat the tacos

Vinh says: "Mm.. What else should we get :thinking:"

Tank says: "Tsk, like I know :rolling_eyes:"

Vinh says: "Are you allergic to anything?"

Tanks says: "No."

Vinh says: "it's hard to decide when I don't know what you like :cry:"

Tank says: "Ugh, fine. I like Fish :rolling_eyes:"

Vinh says: "ewww fish are weird :cry: but if u want them then I'll get them for you :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "Okay."

Tank likes fish because he used to live on one of those yamalian islands with his grandparents !!!

Vinh and Tank go to a fish stand

Vinh says: "so here's the plan. You distract the merchant, while I steal some of his fish while he isn't looking :smirk_cat:"

quirky

Tank says: "Okay. But if you get caught then don't bring me down with you."

Vinh says: "okay !!!"

Tank goes up to the Merchant selling fish

Tank says: "Hello what fish are you selling?"

Merchant says: "xin lỗi, tôi không nói được tiếng Anh? "

Tank says: "... uh.."

"Yeah, I'd like your fish."

Merchant says: "Thưa ông, tôi không hiểu ông đang nói gì. "

Tank says: "You better not be insulting me..."

Merchant says: "làm ơn rời khỏi chỗ đứng của tôi."

Tank says: "I thought you Nakmaian commies knew how to speak english :rolling_eyes: I guess that was a lie."

Merchant says: "Tôi sẽ gọi cảnh sát"

Tank says: "LISTEN HERE. IF YOU'RE GOING TO TREAT ME LIKE THAT, THEN FINE!"

Tank says: "По всем известным законам авиации пчела никак

должен уметь летать. Его крылья слишком малы, чтобы их можно было достать

его толстое тельце оторвалось от земли. Пчела, конечно, все равно летает

потому что пчелам все равно, что люди считают невозможным.

Желтый, черный. Желтый, черный. Желтый, черный. Желтый, черный.

Ой, черный и желтый! Давайте немного встряхнем. Барри! Завтрак готов! Ооминг! Подожди секунду. "

Merchant says: "????"

Merchant starts to pick up his Nokia to call the police

But then Vinh shouts from afar

Vinh says: "GOT IT!"

Tank says: "..."

Tank says: "This isn't over."

Tank goes to Vinh

Vinh says: "Okay I got some really good fish!"

Tank says: "Cool I guess. I guess we're going to cook them using your fire place :rolling_eyes:?"

Vinh says: "people cook... fish?"

Tank says: "..yes???"

Vinh says: "idk that sounds kind of weird :rofl:"

Tank says: "iuehwriuwehuirhwer whatever."

Vinh says: "Hmm.. what else should we get :thinking:"

Tank says: "Make a grocery list. Then you won't have to ask me every single time."

Vinh says: "ohhh, that's a good idea! But I don't have any paper or pencils :pensive:"

Tank says: "Uhh.. We could use a magazine as the paper.. And there's probably somebody selling pencils or markers around here."

Vinh says: "I know where to get those!"

Vinh and Tank go steal some Magazines and Markers :smirk_cat:

Tank says: "Now, write down everything you usually buy or think is necessary."

Vinh says: "Y-Yeah.. I'll write it down.."

Vinh says: "..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"how do I write an F...?"

Tank says: "..."

"I guess I can't expect too much from someone like you :rolling_eyes:"

Tank takes the Magazine paper and the marker from Vinh

Tank says: "What do you want me to write down."

Vinh says: "uhhhh.... Okay! Free Vegan Tacos, Fish.. uhhh.."

Vinh says: "mm.. I don't really know what food to put on the list.. I don't steal the same food everyday.."

Tank says: "Ugh. I guess I'll just do the food I usually get."

Tank starts writing

Later...

Vinh says: "Are you done yet?"

Tank says: "Yes. I finished."

Tank gives the Grocery list to Vinh

Vinh says: "KJKKWER THAT'S A LOT OF THINGS :sob:"

Tank says: "Yeah. I also added dates when we should get certain things. Just so it's a bit organized :rolling_eyes:"

Vinh says: "wow.. thanks.."

Vinh says: "..."

Vinh says: "Can you read it for me?"

Tank says: "Do you even go to school? :rage:"

Vinh says: "What's that"

Tank says: "wh- huh??"

Tank says: "ugh.. okay."

Tank reads the Grocery list to Vinh

After reading the Grocery List, Tank and Vinh decide to go home.

Chapter 9

A few hours later...

Tank is showing Vinh how to cook a fish.

Tank says: "So what you have to do is not accidentally drop the fish into the fire."

Vinh says: "uhh okay.."

Vinh tries to cook the fish but she burns it :skull:

Tank says: "Well that's just great :triumph:  Let me do it."

Vinh says: "okaayyyy"

Tank cooks all the fish with his epic fish experteeszz

Tank gives Vinh one of the cooked fish :punch:

Vinh eats it

Vinh says: "woahh, this is way better than before!"

Tank says: "I know :relieved:"

Tank and Vinh finish eating and start getting ready for sleep time :punch:

Vinh says: "umm.. sorry to ask but could you read me a bedtime story :pleading_face:"

"I have this book about Cinderella but I always just looked at the pictures.."

Tank says: "..Ugh. Fine :rolling_eyes: :raised_back_of_hand:"

Vinh hands the book to Tank and he starts to read it :triumph::smirk_cat:

Later

Tank says: "And then Prince Charming did a backflip to show dominance. Because no way he'd let the Step-Mom lock Cinderella in the backyard shed."

Tank says: "and th-"

Tank notices Vinh fell alseep

Tank says: "Mm. Finally :rolling_eyes: What even is this book.. It's not the original Cinderella story I know :thinking:"

"Tsk whatever."

Tank puts the book down and goes to sleep himself

The next day

Vinh wakes up Tank

Vinh says: "YUU!"

Tank says: "wha- huh?? me??"

Vinh says: "no silly! Your name isn't M'ee!"

Tank says: "???"

"ugh anyway what is it :eye::eye:"

Vinh says: "It's another day for doing fun things :heart_eyes:"

"I went outside a while ago to get some fresh air, but then I heard some kids talking about a playground!"

Tank says: "Why are you telling me this?"

Vinh says: "Because I want you to come along!"

Tank says: "Does the playground need adult supervision or something :rolling_eyes:"

Vinh says: "noo.. I just wanna hang out with my friend :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "If you consider me your friend then you've made a terrible life choice."

Vinh says: "what?"

Tank says: "uiwhriuwehr fine i'll come :rage:"

Tank and Vinh head to the EPIC and NEW Hanoi playground !!!

Vinh says: "Alright you go do.. kid stuff :rolling_eyes: I'll just sit next to these adults and hope they don't ask which kid is mine."

Vinh says: "wait what? I thought you were gonna join me :sob:"

Tank says: "Hell no? I can barely fit in any of those.. playground houses. Whatever they're called."

Vinh says: "okayyy"

Vinh grabs Tanks hand

Tank says: ":rage: let me go."

Vinh says: "Either you come along or i'm not giving u any of the food :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: ":eye::eye:"

Vinh and Tank go into the uh.. one of those playground houses i don't know the name of

Tank says: "I hate this."

Vinh says: "It's fineeeee"

Random Kid says: "LMAO MỘT NGƯỜI ĐÀN ÔNG CŨNG LÀM GÌ Ở ĐÂY :rofl:"

Tank says: "What did he say??"

Vinh says: "I don't know. I only know english"

Tank says: "YOU SMALL CHILD, BE A MAN AND TELL ME IN ENGLISH :rage:"

Random Kid says: "lol you're such a loser old man :rolling_eyes:  This place is for kids. Not 74 year old grandpas like you."

Tank says: "oLD MAN????? WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT A STUPID TODDLER LIKE YOU!"

Random Kid says: "Nah bro you're the stupid one :skull:"

Random Kid says: "imagine only kowing English :rofl:"

Random Kid says: "I know Vietnamese, Khmer, English and a little bit of Lao :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "Well I know Russian :rolling_eyes: And that's WAY cooler than VIETNAMESE"

Random Kid says: "JHJHJHJ RUSSIAN? LMAO HOW BASIC :rofl:  A TODDLER COULD LEARN RUSSIAN IN A WEEK."

Tank says: "I'm going to beat this kid up."

Vinh says: "EJHJ WHAT? :sob:"

Tank starts to go after the kid

Random Kid says: ":skull: C'MON GRANDPA! HURRY UP!!"

Tank says: "I'm about to cut your life expectancy short :rage:"

Vinh follows Tank so he doesn't get himself arrested for murder :punch:

After a bit of chasing, Tank finally gets to the kid, and grabs his hand.

Tank says: ":rage:"

Random Kid says: "uhhhhh..."

Random Kid screams very loud

Random Kid says: "MỘT NGƯỜI LỚN MẶT TIỀN ĐANG CHẠM VÀO TÔI !!!"

Tank says: "what"

An adult woman comes up to Tank :smiley:

Woman says: "Có vấn đề gì không?"

Random Kid says: "Anh ta cố đấm tôi! "

Tank says: "what.. What are you saying.."

The woman gasps and slaps Tank

Tank let's go of the kid

Tank says: "THE AUDACITY!"

Vinh says: "..Hey.. We should go.."

Tank says: "Not before I-"

The woman grabs her phone and starts calling the police

Vinh says: "UMMM LET'S GO-"

Tank says: ":eye::eye:"

Vinh grabs Tank by the arm again and they start running away from the playground

Vinh says: "I guess I can't go to the playground with you anymore :cry:"

Tank says: ":rolling_eyes:"

Tank and Vinh decide to go to the market and steal some food. Then they head back home and go to sleep ig :smirk_cat:

The next day

Tank wakes up earlier than Vinh. He decides to go out for a bit and look around

Tank decides that maybe he should get a job. Since he's going to need money to get to Yamalia.

Tank looks for some stores that are hiring.

Tank says: "Tsk.. All of those jobs require me to speak English AND Vietnamese.. :rolling_eyes:  What job wouldn't require me to know Vietnamese...?"

And then, Tank passes a souvenir shop

Tank says: "..."

"Wait a second.."

Tank goes into the souvenir shop and requests to be hired :heart_eyes:

Interview time

Manager or something says: "bạn có biết tiếng Anh không? "

Tank says: "Uh.. English please?"

Manger says: "oh, you only know English?"

Tank says: "I know English and Russian."

Manager says: "hmm.. Yeah that's good enough."

"Any other past jobs?"

Tank says: "King of Yamalia."

Manager says: "....uh..so unemployed?"

Tank says: "...sure..."

Manager says: "you got a resume?"

Tank says: "No."

Manager says: "uhh.."

Tank says: "listen buddy. I am a starving father with one kid. We are homeless and I really need this job :sob: :pensive: We can barely afford to eat."

Manager says: "well.. alright."

"You're hired."

SUCCESS

Manager says: "you can start tomorrow"

Tank says: "Thank you sir :relieved:"

Tank leaves the souvenir store

Tank says: "haha.. fool.. I don't actually have a child :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "anyway, I guess I should start heading back."

Tank heads back to the abandoned house

Chapter 10

Vinh says: "Where were you :rage: :sob:??"

Tank says: "Getting a job. If somebody catches me stealing, then Rossiya might not give me back yamalia :rage:"

Vinh says: "uhhh.. what?"

Tank says: "Nevermind."

Vinh says: "Wait.. so did you get a job? :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: "Yes."

Vinh says: "Maybe I should try getting a job :thinking:"

Tank says: "Aren't you like 3 years old."

Vinh says: "EHH? I'M WAY OLDER THAN THAT :triumph:"

Tank says: "Whatever. We should go get food for today. I'm not sure when they're going to start paying me."

Vinh says: "Okayyyy"

Tank and Vinh go out to the market again :thumbsup:

They walk around looking for specific food stands.

They walk around looking for specific food stands.

But then Tank starts to wonder.. What has he been doing his entire life.

He never felt bad or thought about other peoples pains. He only ever cared about himself.

Tank says: "..."

Tank looks at all the people around him.

Tank says: "Huh.. That's weird."

Vinh says: "?"

Tank says: "I've always thought that the world only revolved around me.. But now I see it.. There's thousands of other people here.. they all have their own lives.. families.. likes and dislikes.."

Vinh says: "What are you talking about?"

Tank says: "Nothing.. I'm just thinking.."

Vinh says: "okay.. You can always tell me anything!"

Tank says: "....yeah.."

Vinh and Tank go steal some food

After stealing, they go to the free Vegan Taco guy :zany_face:

Tank says: "Hey.. Vinh."

Vinh says: "Huh? that's the first time you've said my name :flushed:"

"buuttt.. what is it?"

Tank says: "Where.. are your parents?"

Vinh says: "Oh, they died."

Tank says: "wh!?"

Tank realises that Vinh is an orphan :smiley:

Tank says: "..."

KSJDKJSK

Vinh says: "They died in the purge..."

Tank says: "ah.."

Awkward Silence

Vinh says: "But it's okay! At least I met you.."

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "Plus, if I spent all my time crying and being sad about my parents, I wouldn't have time to live life to the fullest :triumph:"

Tank says: "..."

Tank takes a deep breath

Tank says: "You're right.."

Tank says: "Haha. how funny that a child is smarter than me."

Tank says: "You've already let go of the past.. But I've been hanging onto it for decades now.."

Vinh says: "huh?"

Tank says: "Nothing.. Let's just eat these tacos"

They eat the Tacos

They head back to the abandoned house after a bit :sunglasses: :zany_face: :smirk_cat: :heart_eyes:

Vinh says: "I'd say today's been a successful day for us :sunglasses: "

Tank says: "I suppose."

Vinh says: "Do you think you could buy a new house for us :flushed:?"

Tank says: "No."

"I'm not planning on staying here too long anyway.."

Vinh says: "why tho? :cry:"

Tank says: "Well.."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I don't.. remember."

Vinh says: "Well if you don't remember then you should stay here :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: "Ugh.."

Tank says: "Anyway.."

Vinh says: "I think I'm gonna go to the playground for a bit :smirk_cat:"

skdjwiejiwje

Tank says: "Don't get kidnapped ig :rolling_eyes:"

Vinh leaves to go to the playground

Tank cleans the abandoned home because why not ig

A few hours later

Vinh comes back safe, but she's crying :pensive: :punch:

Tank says: "Huh- why are you crying?"

Vinh says: "I-It's nothing.."

Tank says: "Well obviously somethings wrong :rolling_eyes:"

Vinh says: "umm.. well..  Some kids at the playground made fun of me.. They called me homeless, poor, stupid.."

"and I told them to stop.. but then they pushed me to the ground and started stepping on me-"

Tank says: ":eye::eye:"

Tank says: "This is why I hate children :rage: Are they still at the playground?"

Vinh says: "i don't know.."

Tank says: "Let's go to the playground."

Vinh says: "w-why?"

Tank starts going to the playground. Vinh follows him

Tank says: "Right now tell me which of those kids were bullying you."

Vinh says: "uhh.. those three" Vinh points to some kids

Tank starts walking up to them

Tank says: "Hello children."

Random Kid but different from the first Random kid from yesterday says: "uhh hii? do you need something?"

Random kid who is a female says: "we're kind of busy :rolling_eyes:"

Tank says: "Busy with what? being annoying little sh*ts :heart_eyes:?

Random kid 3 says: "wtf my mom said that word is bad :rage:"

Tank says: "Okay let's get straight to the point. Did you bully my friend over there? :rage:"

R.K.B.D.F.T.F.R.K.F.Y says: "LOL the homesless girl told on us :rofl:  what a scaredy cat :zany_face:"

R.K.W.I.A.F says: "I thought we told her to not come to the playground anymore. this is OUR territory :smirk_cat:"

Random Kid 3 says: "imagine being broke hahah !!!"

Tank says: "Hmm.. I think I have arrived to a conclusion."

The kids say: "?"

Tank punches the one of the kids

Vinh says: "IUHWEIURHWEIURH STOP IT THEY DIDN'T MEAN IT :sob:"

The kids say: "wtf :scream:"

Tank says: "Leave my friend alone or next time I'll shorten your life expectancy :rage:"

The kids run away

Vinh says: "You didn't need to do that.. They were right :pensive:"

Tank says: "Let's go back home."

Vinh says: "okayy"

They go back home and eat some of the food they stole

Vinh says: "hey can you finish reading that Cinderella story for me? :point_right:  :point_left: "

Tank says: "fine :rolling_eyes:"

Tank finishes reading the story to Vinh and then they both go to sleep :punch:

they sleep

Chapter 11

A few weeks later...

Tanks job has been alr8, he's gotten enough money that him and Vinh don't need to steal as much as before.

Tank has started act kind of like an older brother/father figure to Vinh :thinking:

Anyway.. In the abandoned house..

Vinh says: "You know what!? I've been thinking for a bit :thinking:"

Tank says: "Hm? :rolling_eyes:"

Vinh says: "You always read me that Cinderella story. And at the end the prince and cinderella always fall in love :punch: :raised_back_of_hand:"

"So.. I think it's about time you get a girlfriend"

Tank says: "Excuse me? :eye::eye:"

Vinh says: ":triumph: you can't be single forever!"

Tank says: "Yes I can :rage:"

Vinh says: "okay well we should get you a rich girlfriend :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "I doubt there'd be anybody rich in Nakmai"

"Don't you communists all have the same salary or whatever :rolling_eyes:"

Vinh says: "uhhhhhhhhh i don't know"

Vinh says: "Anywayyyy.. You have the day off, right?"

Tank says: "yes"

Vinh says: "good :smirk_cat:"

Vinh and Tank head outside

Vinh says: "Time for operation: Find-a-pretty-woman-who-has-money-for-my-bro-Yuu"

Tank says: "My name is not Yuu.. It's Ta-"

Vinh says: "ALERT I HAVE FOUND A WOMAN"

Vinh rushes over to some random lady :zany_face:

Tank says: "HIRIUWEHIRU NO"

Vinh waves at the woman

Woman says: "what"

Vinh says: "Hello!!!!"

Woman says: "Um.. hi?"

"Are you lost?"

Vinh says: "No, no.. I want you to answer some of my questions :heart_eyes:"

Woman says: "Uhh.. okay? But are your parents around or-"

Tank says: "I'm her guardian."

Woman says: "...."

"You both don't look anything alike...."

Tank says: "uhh.. she got all of moms genes haha"

Woman says: "....."

"yes.... right...."

Vinh says: "first question :sunglasses: how old are you? :heart_eyes:"

Woman says: "I'm 34?"

Vinh says: "second question. Do you have any children :flushed:?"

Woman says: "No."

Vinh says: "third question.. Are you rich? :heart_eyes:"

Woman says: "uh.. noo?"

Vinh says: "Welll, do you at least have a house to live in?"

Woman says: "yes?"

Vinh says: "okjsdoikasjdiOHIUASHD she's the one"

Tank says: ":eye::eye: no-"

Woman says: "What"

"What's going on here? What's with all the questions.."

Vinh says: "Will you marry him?"

Vinh points to Tank

Tank says: "..."

Woman says: "..."

The woman whispers to Vinh: "Sweetie is that adult making you ask these questions?"

Vinh whispers back: "no. but he said your hair is really pretty and he likes your eyes :heart_eyes: you should really consider his proposal!"

Woman says: "I apologize but I already have a boyfriend."

Tank says: "Thank god :rolling_eyes:"

Woman says: "aha.. yeah..."

"Ummm.. I'll be heading off now.."

The woman secretly gives something to Vinh and then leaves

Vinh looks at what it is, and it's a piece of paper with a phone number on it

Vinh says: "why did she give me a piece of paper with random numbers on it"

Tank says: "That's a phone number."

Vinh says: "phone.. OHHH!!! WAIT DOES THAT MEAN SHE WAS INTERESTED IN YOU!!?!?!"

Tank says: "No.. Can we stop now :rolling_eyes:"

Vinh says: "No way :triumph:  We need to find multiple girls so you can choose one of them :smirk_cat:"

Vinh starts looking for the next female :zany_face:

Vinh says: "OHH, FOUND ONE!"

Vinh runs up to some random woman again

Vinh says: "HELLO DO YOU WANT TO DATE MY FRIEND???"

Random Woman 2 says: "xin lỗi, bạn đã nói gì? "

Vinh says: "w-what?"

Random Woman 2 says: "Tôi xin lỗi, tôi không nói được tiếng Anh. "

Vinh says: "uhh... anywayyyyy..."

Vinh awkwardly leaves :zany_face:

Vinh says: ":thinking: hey do you have a specific thing you like in girls? :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: "uhh.."

"I like it when girls don't speak to me :smiley:"

Vinh says: ":rage: heyy! how are you going to get a girlfriend if you won't even communicate with her :triumph:"

Tank says: "Well maybe I didn't want a girlfriend in the first place :triumph:  You just started forcing me to do this :rage:"

"Now some random woman thinks I'm a kidnapper because of you :rolling_eyes:"

Vinh says: ":pensive:"

Tank says: "..."

"Sorry. I'm just not interested in wo-"

Tank stops for a second to rethink what he was about to say

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "?"

Tank says: "oh"

"oh no"

Tank says: "Uhhh.. you know what let's search for a girlfriend.."

Vinh says: "huh? YAAYY!"

mfw i have three miuntes left grrr :triumph:

Vinh looks around for some pretty woman again while Tank begins to look stressed for some reason :zany_face:

Vinh says: "Ohhh that girl is blonde like you :heart_eyes: Let's go see if she has money :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "Yes, let's hurry it up."

Vinh says: "Hiii do you speak English :smirk_cat:?"

Blonde Woman says: "Yeah obviously :rage:"

Vinh says: "good good :relieved: do you want to date my friend?"

Blonde Woman says: "If he's a doctor i don't want him :rolling_eyes: #NoVaccinationsAllowed"

Vinh says: "He's not a doctor :triumph: he's a Prince :smirk_cat:"

Tank says: "I'm a king..."

Blonde Woman says: "you know.. you are kind of hot :zany_face: are you vaccinated?"

Tank says: "Where are you from?"

Blonde Woman says: "Spisos OBVIOUSLY :rolling_eyes: Best nation in the dam world :triumph:"

Tank says: "Why are you in Nakmai?"

Blonde Woman says: "vacation :zany_face:"

Blonde Woman says: "anyway... :hot_face: do u work out or anything :wink:"

"I'll have u know i'm single :heart_eyes:"

Some kids walk up to the blonde woman

Random kid says: "mom, dad has been waiting for you :sob:"

Blonde Woman says: "IJSIAJHDJKS UHHH"

"haha these aren't my kids.. "

Random Kid 2 says: ":eye::eye: mom what"

Tank says: "..."

Tank says: "Let's find another one."

Vinh says: "okay then"

Tank and Vinh leave to go find another chick :zany_face: :smirk_cat: :heart_eyes: :punch: :raised_back_of_hand: :wink: :weary: :triumph: :eggplant:

Vinh says: "ohh look at that girl! her hair looks nice :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: " Her ha- HUH?"

Vinh says: "I know right :heart_eyes:!"

The womans hair seemed familiar to Tank..

Tank says: "That can't be him.."

Tank runs to the "woman"

He grabs their shoulder, but..

Black haired woman says: "?"

Tank says: "wh-"

"uh.."

Tank says: "So it seems you are a female.."

Black Haired Woman says: "Yes?"

"Do you need something?"

Tank says: "..Uh.."

Vinh says: "HE WANTS TO MARRY YOU :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: "oiwruiowehruiweriuwehr"

The black haired woman laughs

The woman says: "How funny. Haven't we just met?"

Tank says: "..."

Woman says: "hmm.. you seem a bit disappointed :thinking: Maybe you don't want to marry me afterall?"

Tank says: "Please stop taking the marriage comment seriously :eye::eye:"

Woman says: "Well, anyway.. I must get going now. Goodbye."

The woman leaves :punch:

Vinh says: "she was a bit odd :thinking:"

It starts to rain

the real question is

does it rain in vietnam

wait i'll just google it lol

anyway

Vinh says: "Ehh, it started raining? We should go back home :thinking:"

Tank says: "No. We can't."

"I still need to find a wife."

Vinh says: "But I thought you didn't even like the idea in the first place :pensive:?"

Tank says: "I don't care. let's go find another woman."

Vinh says: "Well... okay!"

As Tank and Vinh search, the rain starts to pour harder, and more people leave the streets.

Tank says: "This is stupid."

"Why is everybody leaving :rage:"

Vinh says: "Maybe we should go inside a cafe. if we stay out too long we might get sick.."

Tank ignores Vinhs comment and continues to look around

Vinh says: "It's starting to rain even harder.."

"Let's just go back home.."

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "STOP IGNORING ME :triumph:"

Tank says: "FINE"

Tank and Vinh go into some random coffee shop

Vinh says: "Well this is going to take a while to dry off :pensive:"

Tank says: "Yeah yeah."

Tank and Vinh sit down at some table and look outside the window

it's very aesthetic and could be used as a wallpaper for your computer

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "Maybe we should settle with average looking girls too"

Tank says: ":rolling_eyes:"

Vinh says: ".."

Vinh notices some magazines nearby

She grabs one and starts looking through it

Vinh says: "Why do they always add text :triumph: like just keep the pictures only :pensive:"

Tank says: "Or you could learn how to read."

Vinh says: "How?"

Tank says: "I'll teach you later :rolling_eyes:"

Vinh says: "Okay, can you read what this line says?"

Vinh hands the magazine over to Tank

Tank says: "..."

"This is in Vietnamese."

"Bu-"

Tank notices the picture under the text :heart_eyes:

It's An holding some shampoo

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "?"

Tank stays silent and looks at the imagine for a hot minute :zany_face: :smirk_cat:

Vinh says: "You okay?"

"If you can't read as well then I understand. It's pretty hard."

Tank says: ".."

Tank puts the magazine on the table and takes a deep breath

Tank begins to whisper to himself :heart_eyes:

Tank says: "That can't be possible.. I wasn't a vegan.."

"But.. then again.. I lived on an island for a long time.."

"???"

Vinh says: "uhhh, what are you whispering?"

Tank says: "..."

"Nothing."

"Let's go back home."

Vinh says: "Oh, okay? The raining seems to have calmed down a bit :thinking:"

Tank takes the magazine with him and then they head back home :zany_face:

Tank and Vinh arrive back to the abandoned house :punch: They make sum food and then go to sleep :zany_face:

The next day

Vinh wakes up

Vinh says: "kkjksssss good morning :yawning_face:"

Tank says: "I didn't sleep."

Vinh says: "WHat? why :pensive:"

Tank says: "I couldn't."

Vinh says: "Maybe you should try taking a nap :thinking:"

Tank says: "No. I can't. I need to figure this out :rage:"

Vinh says: "Uhh, figure what out?"

Tank says: "It's not important. Let's go buy some food."

Vinh says: "Well okay"

Vinh and Tank go to buy some food :zany_face:

But then, Tank and Vinh notice some commotion going on in the market place

Vinh says: "What's with the big crowd?"

Tank says: "Who cares. It's not any of our business."

Vinh says: "Yeah but I'm curious :triumph:"

Tank says: "Fine :rolling_eyes:"

Tank and Vinh check what is going on

They notice two guys in the center of the crowd bleeding and getting rocks thrown at them

Vinh says: "WOAH WHAT'S GOING ON?"

Tank says: "..."

"Everybody is screaming in Vietnamese.."

Tank asks some bystander what is going on

Bystander says: "those two guys held hands togethehr :rage:"

Vinh says: "so that's why you're throwing rocks at them???"

Bystander says: "yeah :triumph:"

Vinh says: "that's just cruel :rage:"

"We need to stop this!"

Tank says: "Wh-"

Vinh runs into the center of the crowd and shouts at everybody to stop

Tank says: "Shoot.."

The people ignore Vinh and then begin to throw rocks at her

Tank runs into the crowd as well and tries to shield the two guys and vinh :punch:

Tank tries to figure out what the heck he should do now :smiley:

Tank says: "IS THIS HOW YOU ALL TREAT OTHER HUMAN BEINGS :rage: ??? STOP THROWING THE ROCKS YOU PSYCHOS :triumph:"

Bystander 2 says: "SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF THE WAY :punch:"

Tank catches one of the rocks and yeets it at the crowd

Tank says: "WELL I GUESS I'LL JUST START TREATING YOU THE SAME :rage:"

Suddenly, Police arrive

The police tell the people to stop throwing the rocks and explain what happen :smiley:

Vinh says: "W-What's going on? Wait- are you two okay?"

Guy 1 says: "...Why did you two step in?"

Vinh says: "huh?"

Tank says: "This is stupid. I know what it's like in Yamalia. We need to go, now."

Guy 2 says: "?"

Tank helps the two guys get up

uoiehwriuwehrieuwrhwieurh i feel bad

A police officer starts to walk towards Tank and the others :raised_back_of_hand:

Tank says: "Listen, you two have to run away from here."

Guy 1 says: "Okay.. Thank you"

The two guys run away from the area :punch:

Police Officer says: "osmehting in vietnamese"

Tank says: "What?"

Police Officer says: "Oh, sorry. Did you help those two?"

Tank says: "Maybe I did, so what :rolling_eyes:"

Police Officer says: "Well from what I've heard, you stepped in. And since we can't find those two anymore, we're going to have to arrest you in their place."

Tank says: ".."

"I am the king of Yamalia you can't do that :rage:"

Police Officer says: "Right."

The police officer puts handcuffs on Tank

Tank says: "Are you really going to arrest a single father!?"

Police officer looks at Vinh

Police Officer says: "I don't think that's your kid."

Vinh says: "N-NO HE'S MY DAD! DON'T TAKE HIM AWAY :sob:"

Police Officer says: "Sorry, it's the law."

Tank says: "So what!? You're going to leave my child on the streets???"

"the AUDACITY"

Police Officer says: "Do you have any other living relatives we could send her to?"

Tank says: "..No that's why you can't arrest me :triumph:"

Police Officer says: "then we'll just send her to an orphanage dw :rolling_eyes: "

Vinh says: "NO"

Tank says: "Uhhh, Maybe you can send her to one of my friends instead???"

Police Officer says: "?"

Tank says: "His name is.. An he lives in Thangoieuieuuee (jungle village with that white and orange building)"

Police Officer says: "An :thinking:  Like the president?"

Tank says: "nOOOOO... he's not the president.. he just looks like the president..."

"and has hte name of the president.."

"listen he lives in (random street name)"

Police Officer says: "That's quite far away.. But Ig we can do that."

"Well anyway, you're coming with us."

Vinh says: "NO! DON'T TAKE HIM :sob:"

"WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING HIM? HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG :pensive:"

Tank is put in a police car

Vinh is taken to a different police car :zany_face:

Tank is taken to PRISON or JAIL idk what the difference is xoxo

well he's taken to temporary prison cus he still needs to have a trial

anyway

Tank sits in his cell wondering why he helped those two guys :thinking:

Yeah so Tank is put in jail for now

A week later, Tank is still awaiting trial.

But meanwhile with Vinh.. She has arrived at An's house :scream:

The police officer knocks on Ans door

Vinh says: "..."

The door opens

An says: "How did you know i have drugs officer :flushed:"

Police Officer says: "wh-"

An says: "lol just kidding"

"anyway what's up?"

Police Officer says: "A friend of yours has given you "custody" of his child for now."

An says: "wh"

"which friend? I have many :sob:"

Vinh says: "His name is Yuu :cry:"

An says: "Uhhh :thinking: i dont think i have a friend named yuu, sorry :rofl:"

Police Officer says: "..Is your name An?"

An says: "Yeah"

Police Officer says: "Listen, buddy. We don't know what to do with this child so just please take her already."

An says: "what"

tfw i haven't had an in a story so long that i forgot his personality

or well

talking style

An says: "wait chill for a sec"

"Who is this dude giving me their kid :skull:"

"like, ngl, i'm not good at babysitting"

Police Officer says: "Err, I think he said he was Yamalian :thinking:"

An says: "Yamalian :thinking:"

"I know a few Yamalians, but none of them are called Yuu :eye:"

Vinh says: "O-Oh.. sorry.. Yuu was just a nickname I gave him."

Vinh says: "I think his full name was Yuudonde'svr'tooknomen'ame"

An says: "You sure he's Yamalian :joy:?"

Police Officer says: "yeah. i have proof. it's in my car, let me go get it."

Pollice officer goes into his car and drives away

An says: "..."

"dam ig he left it at his work place :zany_face:"

"anyway uhhhhh"

Vinh says: "..."

"Can you take me back to Hanoi?"

An says: "what"

Vinh says: "That's where Yuu is right now :triumph: I think.."

"He got arrested by the police! we gotta bust him out :smirk_cat:"

An says: "what"

"girl you good :skull:"

Vinh says: "Listen, If you promise to help me get him out, then i'll let you marry him"

An says: ":KJDSKJKSD WHAT :sob:"

"That's illegal"

Vinh says: "what why??"

An says: "Ahh..nevermind"

Vinh says: "uh okay :thinking: So will you help me get him out :triumph: ???"

An says: "I mean.. I do have the power to do that :thinking:"

"but like, I don't even know the guy :skull:"

"did he murder somebody?"

Vinh says: "no! he protected some people getting hit by rocks and then he got arrested for some reason :triumph:"

An says: "Ohh...."

"Uhhh, let's discuss this inside :zany_face:"

An invites Vinh inside

Vinh says: "Your house is really pretty :heart_eyes: like you :blush:"

An says: "haha i try my best :zany_face:  gotta charm ppl yk yk"

An says: "welllll anywayyyy.. you can sleep on the couch for now ig"

"do you know how to cook by yourself?"

Vinh says: "yeah!!! Yuu taught me how to cook fish :smirk_cat:"

An says: "lol nice so here's the kitchen"

Vinh says: "what"

"oh"

"uh"

"do you have a fire place anywhere?"

An says: "aha.. what?"

Vinh says: "uhhh anyway :heart_eyes:"

"We should come up with a plan on how to get Yuu out of prison"

"Since you're a pretty lady, you could use your charms to manipulate the police into giving you the keys to the cell and-"

An says: "lady? i'm a guy :skull:"

Vinh says: "wh"

"what"

An says: ":sob: my name is literally An"

Vinh says: "isn't that short for Anna :thinking:"

An says: ":skull:"

Vinh says: "well okay what if you used your manly charms to manipulate the police into giving you the keys :thinking:"

An says: "i mean, I'm the president so I could just ask them politely to give me the keys :rofl:"

Vinh says: "you're the what"

An says: "President :hot_face: ik it's not everyday you meet me :smirk_cat:"

Vinh says: "how boring :rolling_eyes:  my friend is the king of.. yeah mall ia!"

"I don't know what the ia means at the end"

An says: "is Yeah mall ia some sort of new nation :thinking:"

"wait no.."

"yamalia"

"..."

"wait"

"is your dad blonde???"

Vinh says: "yeah how did you know?"

An says: ":eye::eye:"

An says: "How old are you???"

omg vinh age reveal????

Vinh says: "pretty old :sunglasses:"

An says: "uhh heyyy...  listen..."

"maybe we shouldn't get your "father" out of prison :smiley:"

"like.. what if  he kills orphans for a living?? that'd totally suck!!!"

Vinh says: "well he didn't kill me :smirk_cat: soo"

An says: "what"

Vinh says: "I'm an orphan and he didn't kill me so your idea is false"

An says: ":eyes:...yeah.."

".."

Vinh says: ":yawning_face: I'm a bit tired.. Maybe we should focus on saving Yuu tomorrow :punch: "

An says: "Yeah, haha"

Vinh lays down on Ans carpet

An says: "uhh you can sleep on the couch yk :sob:"

"i can get you a blanket"

Vinh says: "what?"

"ohh okay"

Vinh lays down on the couch

Vinh says: ":flushed: WAIT WOAH WOAH WOAH!? THIS IS REALLY COMFY :heart_eyes:"

"better than sleeping on an old mattress :smirk_cat: "

An says: "???"

An says: "uh ig i'll go get you a blanket"

An gives Vinh a blanket and she goes to sleep :relieved:

An goes up to his room to think about what has happened today

An says: "Is it really him? I hope it isn't :pensive: :punch:

Chapter 12

The next day

An is sleeping peacefully until Vinh wakes him up :zany_face:

An says: "mmmm what is it :yawning_face:"

Vinh says: "ummmmm..  So I tried cooking with the weird box you mentioned in the kitchen"

"but uhhhhhh"

An says: "?"

Vinh says: "Let's just say your house is going to very warm :heart_eyes: :pray:"

An says: "oh cool :heart_eyes: :smirk_cat:"

An notices smoke coming into his room

An says: "Oh so that's what you mean lmAOO :skull:"

"let me get dressed first aha :hot_face: gotta be drippy"

Vinh says: "okay :thumbsup:"

After An gets dressed they leave the house unharmed somehow

1 braincell moment

An says: "Good thing I have like 10 other houses :zany_face:"

An says: "time to see which one to go to..."

Vinh says: "Do you have a house in Hanoi?"

An says: "..."

"oh dam I suddenly only have 1 house :sob:  what a shame :pensive:"

Vinh says: ":rage: I'm not stupid."

An says: "Okay but like going to Hanoi would take way too much time anyway aha :zany_face: Let's go to phenon phen or sumthin yk yk"

Vinh says: "..."

"If you're not going to help me then I'M RUNNING AWAY!"

An says: "Like go off ig :flushed:"

Vinh says: "..."

An says: "..."

Vinh starts crying :smiley:

An says: "oh shoot wait"

"uhhh"

"listen i'll buy you candy if you don't cry :heart_eyes::clap: ????"

Vinh continues to cry :relieved:

An says: "I'll buy you a smartphone???"

"Listen I'll even buy you fake followers on instagram :skull:"

Vinh is still crying

An says: "girl now i'm about to cry :sob:"

Vinh says: "W-Wait I'm sorry don't cry :pensive: :sob:"

"I was only faking it so you'd take me to Hanoi :pensive:"

An says: "LOL GOTCHA"

Vinh says: "what"

An says: ":sunglasses: tricks like those don't work on me"

"anyway i'm going to start heading for phnoen phen then :smiley: bye"

Vinh says: "i'm coming too :triumph:

Vinh and An hop on a boat to Phonohnohnhonhonhonhnohohnohn Phen