World War 3

Year: 70

World War 3
File:TBA
Video	TBA
Date	70-
Location	Global
Outcome	TBA
Combatants
Allied League Yetia Sizzle Ireland Scotland Free Lineland Waclaw Other Anti-Axis Forces ARA New Sizzlean Empire Luxuria-Poavak Axis Luxuria Luxurian Abard Luxurian Lineland Luxurian Spisos Poavak YNF
Commanders

Prelude

Resistance against Luxurian rule in Lineland quickly emerged following the Luxurian-Linelandic War, with various strikes and sabotage operations becoming commonplace, though many of these insurgents were regardless later subdued after they committed a suicide bombing. Seeing no other way to stop this from ocurring, Luxuria listened to advice from the YNF which suggested that they should make an example by publicly executing a random group of Linelandic people to instil fear of revolting among them. Despite much of the world looking on in horror, this operation was regardless a success, leading to most insurgents lying down their arms and revealing the secrets of Lineland's airship technologies. With Lineland now pacified, Luxuria began preparing for their next move against more powerful states.

The nation most affected by this conflict and the ensuing executions outside of those directly involved was Sizzle, whom soon voted to institute the death penalty, vowing that it would be used on Peppa Pig George once he was captured. Sizzle also began greater cooperation with Yetia, with both of them reaffirming their alliances in opposition to Luxuria and its allies expansionism. In the ensuing strategic conferences the Allied League would begin to formulate its plans for the case of a war with Luxuria, planning on focusing on Luxurian Italy and the defence of their own territories, as well as preparing soldiers for the harsh climate of Luxuria.

The news of these preparations was quick to leak to Luxuria and its allies, whom noticed that at least for now they were at the advantage in technology, supplies, military size, and allegedly also in 'aliens'. None of Luxuria's allies understood what they meant with this, yet they regardless went along with whatever it meant. The YNF suggested launching a surprise attack on their enemies before they could prepare, which Luxurian Abard supported due to their own sabotage of Sizzle not yet being fully repaired. After some amount of preparations, Luxuria and its allies in Poavak, the YNF, Luxurian Abard, Luxurian Spisos, and Luxurian Lineland were all ready to strike, promptly launching a surprise attack into Yetia after sending a simple message; "Time has come to declare war.".

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With Yetia under attack, Sizzle quickly organized a response of all of the allied league as Ireland, Scotland, and the Free Linelandi Colonies all declared war on Luxuria and Poavak after Sizzle itself had, with Yetia already being forced back from the Italian Peninsula, only to get attacked from behind by rising YNF insurgents, leading to it releasing Waclaw on the condition that it assists the allies. The Abardean Red Army, which had previously been responsible for countless terrorist attacks, soon also joined the war by declaring war on both major factions, yet it regardless largely operated as an 'ally' of the Allied League. Sizzle was quick to notice the dire situation Yetia found itself in, promptly deciding to both send support into Yetia and to launch an incursion into Luxuria itself alongside Scotland while it focused on Yetia and the ARA. The air war quickly began to pick up speed over Luxuria as Sizzlean planes engaged the highly advanced Linelandic airforce that had been commandeered by Luxuria, with only Yetia's airforce being capable of fighting them off in conventional engagements. The YNF suggested pressuring an enemy to the point they would need to focus on reconquest rather than attacks, which Poavak decided to help with by launching an invasion of Taiwan, which coincided with Yetia begin to quite actively lose as it was forced to retreat further. The Scottish and Sizzlean forces in Luxuria proper made their move, charging down from Luxuria's mountains towards Alice Springs, brandishing guns, bagpipes and claymores in their engagements against the Luxurian garrison. Using Luxuria's focus in this area as a distraction, more soldiers began to land along other regions of Luxuria's shore as aircraft above clashed violently, with countless planes, ships, and already landed batallions being destroyed on each side from the chaos. With Sizzle and Scotland eventually beginning to lose once YNF airforces arrived, they resorted to scorched earth tactics to destroy as much of Luxuria as they could before they inevitably got captured.

Yetia continued to struggle against the enemy advance, leading to Sizzle, Scotland and Ireland to send further help which allowed Yetia to begin retaking some territories, also attempting to draw pressure away from the region by launching an attack on Luxurian Abard. Luxuria decided to make some actions of its own though, launching attacks around Beijing to probe the area's defences, using this distraction to fight back against the remaining Sizzlean and Scottish forces on its mainland, whom soon had to adapt to more drastic tactics out of necessity to prevent their deaths by pushing deeper inland with the goal of reaching the Luxurian Military Base. Once they had arrived, the Allied forces began attempting to break into the base with a massive trebuchet. The YNF began to face several setbacks against the resurgent Yetia, losing several territories yet regardless largely held on, seizing all of Yetia's balkan territories with only the bosphorus stopping their advances in the area. The forces at the Luxurian Base managed to successfully break the door open with their trebuchet, unleashing hordes upon hordes of Zombie Emus which largely wiped out all that opposed them. With the war continuing to only show setback after setback the Sizzlean government entered negotiations with the remnants of the New Sizzlean Empire, offering them territories if they were to assist Sizzle in its war efforts, which they accepted as long as they were given Cyprus and a small region of Sizzle's mainland, which Sizzle reluctantly agreed to. Yetia would soon also begin to collaborate with the NSE, allowing them to govern their cut off eastern territories.

After being given some breathing room by their counteroffensives along the main front, Yetia reorganized its forces and began moving along the north african coast while the rest of its forces held back subsequent YNF advances to the best of their ability, which occurred around the same time that Poavak had done landings in the Sizzlean-occupied Korean Peninsula with the aim of forcing Sizzle to sue for peace, first attempting to cut Sizzle off from its occupation of Linelandic Russia, prompting Sizzle to begin a largescale bombing campaign and a major counteroffensive against this invasion alongside Scottish forces also in the area. Hoping to end Poavak's advance, the Scottish launched an attack into Poavak's mainland and Luxuria Proper with Sizzlean and NSE forces joining Scotland in this attack as they charged at the enemy. Yetia also began attempting to make new attacks, launching an invasion into Luxurian-run Sicily, where they largely met no resistance, allowing them to begin a massive offensive into the Apennine peninsula with support from Scotland. In order to combat this advance Luxuria began using the YNF's lazer weaponry, which largely beat back the NSE's more archaic tactics, with only Sizzle's airforce being capable of saving them. In order to divert attention away the NSE launched a attack into Luxurian Spisos, where they began a genocidal invasion which largely upset the other allies. With Yetia beginning to see success, they asked the NSE for help in a southern campaign against the YNF, which they accepted after sending over their forces that had been in Luxuria. The YNF countered this by deploying their war-androids and long-range energy weaponry for the first time, as well as unsuccessfully attempting to negotiate a NSE exit from the war.