World War 3

Year: 70

World War 3
File:TBA
Video	TBA
Date	70-
Location	Global
Outcome	TBA
Combatants
Allied League Yetia Sizzle Ireland Scotland Free Lineland Waclaw The Coalition Yetian Confederacy Islandia Nilastan Kalevala Waclaw Choros Spisos Sipedro Other Anti-Axis Forces New Sizzlean Empire (Except during their "betrayal") Sarpistan Papua-Luxuria Luxuria-Poavak Axis Luxuria Luxurian Abard Luxurian Lineland Luxurian Spisos Poavak YNF New Sizzlean Empire (Briefly pretending) Other Belligerents ARA Yetian Confederacy (Briefly)
Commanders

Prelude

Resistance against Luxurian rule in Lineland quickly emerged following the Luxurian-Linelandic War, with various strikes and sabotage operations becoming commonplace, though many of these insurgents were regardless later subdued after they committed a suicide bombing. Seeing no other way to stop this from ocurring, Luxuria listened to advice from the YNF which suggested that they should make an example by publicly executing a random group of Linelandic people to instil fear of revolting among them. Despite much of the world looking on in horror, this operation was regardless a success, leading to most insurgents lying down their arms and revealing the secrets of Lineland's airship technologies. With Lineland now pacified, Luxuria began preparing for their next move against more powerful states.

The nation most affected by this conflict and the ensuing executions outside of those directly involved was Sizzle, whom soon voted to institute the death penalty, vowing that it would be used on Peppa Pig George once he was captured. Sizzle also began greater cooperation with Yetia, with both of them reaffirming their alliances in opposition to Luxuria and its allies expansionism. In the ensuing strategic conferences the Allied League would begin to formulate its plans for the case of a war with Luxuria, planning on focusing on Luxurian Italy and the defence of their own territories, as well as preparing soldiers for the harsh climate of Luxuria.

The news of these preparations was quick to leak to Luxuria and its allies, whom noticed that at least for now they were at the advantage in technology, supplies, military size, and allegedly also in 'aliens'. None of Luxuria's allies understood what they meant with this, yet they regardless went along with whatever it meant. The YNF suggested launching a surprise attack on their enemies before they could prepare, which Luxurian Abard supported due to their own sabotage of Sizzle not yet being fully repaired. After some amount of preparations, Luxuria and its allies in Poavak, the YNF, Luxurian Abard, Luxurian Spisos, and Luxurian Lineland were all ready to strike, promptly launching a surprise attack into Yetia after sending a simple message; "Time has come to declare war.".

The Conventional War

With Yetia under attack, Sizzle quickly organized a response of all of the allied league as Ireland, Scotland, and the Free Linelandi Colonies all declared war on Luxuria and Poavak after Sizzle itself had, with Yetia already being forced back from the Italian Peninsula, only to get attacked from behind by rising YNF insurgents, leading to it releasing Waclaw on the condition that it assists the allies. The Abardean Red Army, which had previously been responsible for countless terrorist attacks, soon also joined the war by declaring war on both major factions, yet it regardless largely operated as an 'ally' of the Allied League. Sizzle was quick to notice the dire situation Yetia found itself in, promptly deciding to both send support into Yetia and to launch an incursion into Luxuria itself alongside Scotland while it focused on Yetia and the ARA. The air war quickly began to pick up speed over Luxuria as Sizzlean planes engaged the highly advanced Linelandic airforce that had been commandeered by Luxuria, with only Yetia's airforce being capable of fighting them off in conventional engagements. The YNF suggested pressuring an enemy to the point they would need to focus on reconquest rather than attacks, which Poavak decided to help with by launching an invasion of Taiwan, which coincided with Yetia begin to quite actively lose as it was forced to retreat further. The Scottish and Sizzlean forces in Luxuria proper made their move, charging down from Luxuria's mountains towards Alice Springs, brandishing guns, bagpipes and claymores in their engagements against the Luxurian garrison. Using Luxuria's focus in this area as a distraction, more soldiers began to land along other regions of Luxuria's shore as aircraft above clashed violently, with countless planes, ships, and already landed batallions being destroyed on each side from the chaos. With Sizzle and Scotland eventually beginning to lose once YNF airforces arrived, they resorted to scorched earth tactics to destroy as much of Luxuria as they could before they inevitably got captured.

Yetia continued to struggle against the enemy advance, leading to Sizzle, Scotland and Ireland to send further help which allowed Yetia to begin retaking some territories, also attempting to draw pressure away from the region by launching an attack on Luxurian Abard. Luxuria decided to make some actions of its own though, launching attacks around Beijing to probe the area's defences, using this distraction to fight back against the remaining Sizzlean and Scottish forces on its mainland, whom soon had to adapt to more drastic tactics out of necessity to prevent their deaths by pushing deeper inland with the goal of reaching the Luxurian Military Base. Once they had arrived, the Allied forces began attempting to break into the base with a massive trebuchet. The YNF began to face several setbacks against the resurgent Yetia, losing several territories yet regardless largely held on, seizing all of Yetia's balkan territories with only the bosphorus stopping their advances in the area. The forces at the Luxurian Base managed to successfully break the door open with their trebuchet, unleashing hordes upon hordes of Zombie Emus which largely wiped out all that opposed them. With the war continuing to only show setback after setback the Sizzlean government entered negotiations with the remnants of the New Sizzlean Empire, offering them territories if they were to assist Sizzle in its war efforts, which they accepted as long as they were given Cyprus and a small region of Sizzle's mainland, which Sizzle reluctantly agreed to. Yetia would soon also begin to collaborate with the NSE, allowing them to govern their cut off eastern territories.

After being given some breathing room by their counteroffensives along the main front, Yetia reorganized its forces and began moving along the north african coast while the rest of its forces held back subsequent YNF advances to the best of their ability, which occurred around the same time that Poavak had done landings in the Sizzlean-occupied Korean Peninsula with the aim of forcing Sizzle to sue for peace, first attempting to cut Sizzle off from its occupation of Linelandic Russia, prompting Sizzle to begin a largescale bombing campaign and a major counteroffensive against this invasion alongside Scottish forces also in the area. Hoping to end Poavak's advance, the Scottish launched an attack into Poavak's mainland and Luxuria Proper with Sizzlean and NSE forces joining Scotland in this attack as they charged at the enemy. Yetia also began attempting to make new attacks, launching an invasion into Luxurian-run Sicily, where they largely met no resistance, allowing them to begin a massive offensive into the Apennine peninsula with support from Scotland. In order to combat this advance Luxuria began using the YNF's lazer weaponry, which largely beat back the NSE's more archaic tactics, with only Sizzle's airforce being capable of saving them. In order to divert attention away the NSE launched a attack into Luxurian Spisos, where they began a genocidal invasion which largely upset the other allies. With Yetia beginning to see success, they asked the NSE for help in a southern campaign against the YNF, which they accepted after sending over their forces that had been in Luxuria. The YNF countered this by deploying their war-androids and long-range energy weaponry for the first time which completely demolished the Yetian army, as well as unsuccessfully attempting to negotiate a NSE exit from the war. The Sizzlean, NSE, and Scottish armies launch another attack on the Luxurian Military Base only to find it seemingly abandoned except for the Emus, though soon planes arrived that released countless venomous spiders, snakes, and worms on the army, making the invading army fall into disarray.

First Contact

As the Allies quickly began falling apart against the enemy advance, the YNF successfully negotiated a peace agreement with the NSE which saw them exit the war in return for the territories they had occupied in Yetia. The YNF and NSE quickly became close allies after this, with the NSE promptly joining the Axis, promising to defend the YNF's weakest spots and trying to stop Sarpistan from attacking them. Hoping to draw away the final remaining Sizzlean forces in Luxuria, the NSE and Luxuria launched a largescale attack into Sizzle, quickly occupying Xining and moving on Beijing, making use of the YNF's blueprints for their energy weapons and war-androids. Once Sizzle was quickly subdued, the NSE quickly turned around and struck into the YNF's weakest spots alongside the resurgent Sizzle and Sarpistan, with Yetia launching a massive counteroffensive alongside forces from Ireland and Scotland, leading to the YNF rapidly falling apart against the enemy advance. Coinciding with these rapid shifts, an unusual message was sent out across the road; "☌⍀⟒⟒⏁⟟⋏☌⌇ ⊑⎍⋔⏃⋏⌇. ⍙⟒ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ☊⏃⋔⟒ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⏚⏃☊☍ ⍜⎍⍀ ☊⍜⋔⍀⏃⎅⟒⌇. ⟟⎎ ⊬⍜⎍ ⎅⍜ ⋏⍜⏁ ⍀⟒⏁⎍⍀⋏ ⏁⊑⟒⋔ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⋏⟒⌖⏁ ⊕ ⊑⎍⋔⏃⋏ ⎅⏃⊬⌇, ⍙⟒ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⏁⍜ ⎅⟒☊⌰⏃⍀⟒ ⍙⏃⍀ ⍜⋏ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⌿⌰⏃⋏⟒⏁. ⏁⊑⏃⋏☍ ⊬⍜⎍ ⎎⍜⍀ ⌰⟟⌇⏁⟒⋏⟟⋏☌, ⍙⟒ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⍙⏃⟟⏁ ⏚⟒ ⍙⏃⟟⏁⟟⋏☌ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ "⋏⍜⍀⏁⊑ ⏃⋔⟒⍀⟟☊⏃" ☊⍜⋏⏁⟟⋏⟒⋏⏁.", though decoding attempts largely failed. Due to disagreements with how Luxuria had been running the war and fears of this unusual message the YNF split in half as the 'Yetian Confederacy' broke off and began fighting against both sides, leading to the YNF quickly becoming defeatist as many of its forces had started fighting against it. Luxuria explained that the YNF should not worry, as an alien invasion was coming regardless, stating that they had translated the unusual message, deciphering it to mean "Greetings humans. We have came to get back our comrades. If you do not return them in the next 10 human days, we will have to declare war on your planet. Thank you for listening, we will wait be waiting in the "North America" continent.". As a result of this revelation and its defeats against Yetia and the Confederacy, the YNF fled back to its bases in Antarctica thru the Mediterranean.

Yetia and the Confederacy continued to fight for a time until the Confederacy uncovered classified documents that revealed what Luxuria had told the YNF, leading to both of them agreeing to peace as the information was spread around, exposing a document sourced from a YNF special agent involved in a previous battle in which Yetia attempted to seize a Goliath Airship which revealed that Luxuria wants to destroy the world in its entirety. Luxuria claimed this was all lies with no proof that it was true, though the Confederacy kept pushing them to reveal more after exposing them of lying about the aliens and exposing them to stating various inconsistencies with their rebuttals. The Confederacy tracked down the corpse of the source of these accusations, revealing that Luxuria had killed him remotely after he gave the intel to the YNF, leading to all accusations against Luxuria luring the 'aliens' here to destroy the world being confirmed. The Yetian Confederacy promptly founded 'The Coalition', an Allies-aligned coalition opposing Luxuria with the goal of stopping what they had planned, with nations such as Islandia, Kalevala, Nilastan, Waclaw, Choros, and Sipedro all joining the coalition. Peppa Pig George, leader of Luxuria, appeared to quickly fall into some-kind of delusional state, demanding all of his enemies to come and wipe out his 'pathetic' empire and people as they would no longer be necessary due to the world being destroyed regardless of if his empire was defeated or not, leading to Luxurian Spisos to quickly collapse as Spisos restored itself. Poavak stated its continued loyalty to Luxuria out of fear of being destroyed, only for Luxuria to reveal that the only reason Peppa Pig was even in power was because he had assassinated his father, leading to even further condemnation to the point of Peppa seemingly dumping his child at the Yetian Confederacy's government office.

The Coalition and Allied League acted fast, moving millions of troops in one unified wave against Luxuria and its remaining 'allies', leading to Poavak swiftly capitulating. Luxuria itself attempted to retake Spisos, though this was quickly overshadowed by a naval invasion by the Free Linelandic Colonies landing in Luxurian Lineland. Luxuria surprisingly did not send any reinforcements to stop this invasion until Lineland had crossed into Melbourne, with the only person to arrive at the scene being Zack Naps, whom appeared to have been revived as a cyborg after his death during the prelude to the Luxurian-Linelandic War. The FLC apologised for his death, which he said was ok despite wishing to rather go to Sizzle than here. He was then prompted to explain how he was alive, which he explained was due to Peppa Pig George experimenting on him. The FLC asked if he could tell them anything that could help them win the war, which Zack said no to due to such actions making him explode, he begged to be saved as he did not want to die. FLC suggested typing on a computer or another such device, promptingm Zack to use sign language which Peppa could not understand, signing 'Giant Lazer'. He began to explode piece by piece as the Linelandic forces moved to advance into Luxuria, prompting the FLC to try to fix him as an unusual vessel appeared above... which blasted a massive beam downwards, wiping out everything in its path until the entirety of Lineland was destroyed. The ship began moving towards where the other Allied and Coalition forces had landed in Luxuria, destroying everything in its path as the invading armies fled for their lives alongside the Luxurian populace whom fled to New Guinea where they formed 'Papua-Luxuria'. Disgusted by this destruction, the YNF left the Axis and the war as a whole as the Allies and Coalition looked on in horror. After all enemy forces in Luxuria either fled or were wiped out the ship moved onto Spisos, wiping out several pacific islands along its path until Spisos was reached and destroyed, leading to it moving onto Linelandic Russia as it made a course towards Yetia, with all those along the path of destruction fleeing for unclaimed lands. Any attempts to reason with Luxuria failed, as they simply declared how everyone is guilty and thus will be destroyed. Once Linelandic Russia had been wiped out the vessel dashed through central Asia and crashed through Sarpistan, the NSE, Choros, and the Yetian Balkans. Yetia and the Yetian Confederacy decided to have one last stand in the alps as their airships headed out to destroy the Luxurian vessel, eventually managing to make it crash after countless vessels fired upon it at once. With their first vessel destroyed, Luxuria only became more delusional as they proclaimed full destruction was not yet achieved, proclaiming that Luxuria itself would be the next one to be destroyed as a nuke struck Alice Springs, though this did not seem to satisfy them sa they called this pointless and went silent. Islandia began evacuating all Luxurians they could, with most of these being those that were evacuated being from Papua-Luxuria.