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This is a page dedicated to content from the discord channel "#creepys-bad-fanfiction-😳", a channel consisting of fanfiction written by Creepy, assembled into a tabber format.

ITALY AND GERMANY!!!

_ Italy: making pasta

Germany: breaks into Italy's home

Italy: CIAO, Germany!

Germany: ITALY, I NEED A HUNDRED PASTAS, NOW!

Italy: What's de rush, germany?

Germany: It's not-nothing

Germany: . . .

Italy: . . .

Italy: A COUPLE HUNDRED PASTAS IT IS!

Germany: Can I stay here for a while?

Italy: OF A COURSE!

10 seconds later

Italy: Herra youa gou!

Germany: The reason I wanted so many pastas...

Germany: Is because..

Germany: I wanted to be with you!

Italy: :ok_hand:

Italy: Germany, I must confess...

Germany: !?

Italy: i...

Italy: IT'SA ME! MARIO

Germany: ...

Germany: What?

Mario: Hops out of the house

Germany: ???

THE END

Creepy's bad fanfiction about hetalia characters 2:

I never finished this because I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED

So I'll continue

Thank you for your time

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Let's begin

A story about how an old young country decided to become a ninja

One apon a time

I lost my motivation

like

W O W

o K A Y

Bye

Luxuria quietly says: "S-Stop..." after Celtic touched his hair.

Celtic softly responds with: "No.. I've been hiding my true feelings.. for a while.."

Then Hongerswak comes in and they have a threesome.

Chapter 1: Old Friends

Sizzle walked into the room loudly, with a belt. The asian country calmly says: "Yetia~Senpai! I missed you.. You don't know how long I waited for us to meet again!". Yetia fearfully looked into Sizzles eyes. Yetia trying to be brave, asked Sizzle: "W-What are you doing here!? I told you I never wanted to see you again..". After Yetia said that.. Sizzle began to laugh. An evil laugh. While laughing he says: "Ohhh, I know.. But recently I heard your country has went into complete chaos....So I was thinking.. What if I helped you?"

Chapter 2: Uniting

After the Asian country closes his mouth, Yetia quickly speaks up: "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!? Are you going to declare war on me now that I'm weak!?" Sizzle, still having the same expression says: "No, No.. Of course not! Why would I, Àirén?" Sizzle begins to grin. The European country, scared, doesn't know what else Sizzle could do... Sizzle continues and says: "What if we... United? What if we.. Made an amazing empire together! We could rule the-" Yetia quickly stops Sizzle by saying: "I will never unite with you! Last time we were together.. It was.. horrible.. I would never want to relive that again."

Chapter 3: The Dark Room

Sizzle slowly closes his eyes, and looks down at the cold floor. After a quiet and long pause, the Asian country speaks up, saying: "But Àirén.. I've changed for the better! I'm not who I used to be anymore. I promise this time will be better.." Sizzle closes the door behind him. The room is now pitch black. Yetia, scared, says: "W-Why did you close the door!?" Footsteps echo through out the room. Sizzle says: "Yetia~Senpai.. Please make this easier for the both of us.. Let's unite.. I swear I'll make this relationship work.."

Chapter 4: Confusion

Yetia doesn't respond. The silence is broken after Sizzle begins to talk again. "Please.. I haven't killed anybody in years! Wǒ chéngnuò.." The European country still doesn't talk. The Asian country quietly says: "Jīngxì. I see how it is..". Sizzle whispers something in chinese.. Yetia, worried, asks: "W-What did you say..?" After Yetia said that, Sizzle quickly spoke up. "Looks like you want to do this the hard way!"

Chapter 5: Terrified

Sizzle quickly ran up to Yetia, grabbing their wrist. "AGGHHH!" The European country screamed. Sizzle sadly says: "Àirén! Don't make me do this to you.. Please just accept! We will be so happy together.. Just you.. and me..." Sizzle then pulls Yetia onto the ground. Sizzle says: "I'm going to give you.. A day to decide. Okay, Senpai?" Yetia, terrified, looks up at Sizzle. They quietly say:"O..Oui..."* Sizzle lets go of Yetias hand, and begins to leave. The Asian country says: "Good! I'd like to hear your answer tomorrow! Goodnight Àirén."

Chapter 6: Decisions

After Sizzle left Yetias room, Yetia began to cry. Yetia was too scared to say no. The European country got up, and went to bed.

The sun was rising, the birds were quiet because all of them died. And Yetia had not slept the whole night. He couldn't stop thinking about Sizzles offer. 'What if he declares war on me if I don't accept?' the European country thought. Yetia got up from bed, and put on the only casual clothes he has left. He goes outside, looking at all the damage and crying families. Yetia walks into the only restaurant that has not been damaged, and orders some plain ol' coffee. He drinks the coffee, slowly. Yetia grabs out his phone from his pocket, and unblocks Sizzle. He sends a message to Sizzle. The message says: "What will I get out of us unifiying?"

Chapter 7: Accepting Fate

Yetia was shaking, trying to hold back tears. He patiently waited for Sizzles response. Ping After Yetia heard his phone ring, he quickly checked the message. Sizzle had said: "Well.. What do you want, Àirén?" Yetia just stared at the message, and thought for a long time.. He finally started to type. "I want to be fixed." "I want.. revenge.". After sending the message, he put his phone down. He finished his coffee, and he walked out of the restaurant. And he quietly said to himself: "j'ai décidé"

Chapter 8: Agreeing

After a long walk in New Town, Yetia got home. It was pretty late, the sun had already set. Yetia sat down on his bed, and called Sizzle. RING, RING, RING The phone rang a couple times, till Sizzle finally picked up. Sizzle, happily, said: "Àirén, have you finally decided?" Yetia took a deep breathe, and said: "O-Oui.. I've decided..Grésiller.. I accept the unification proposal.". Sizzle, loudly, begins to say: "YES! YES, YES, YES! You've chosen good! I'll come get you, let's move in together, okay?" Yetia says: "Y-Yeah.. So what will our name be?" Sizzle was quiet for a little bit.. But then responded with: "The Sizzlean-Yetian Empire."

Chapter 9: Tomorrow

"Huh!? Sizzlean-Yetian Empire!? Why an empire..We are supposed to be democrats?" Yetia says, confused. Sizzle quickly speaks up, saying: "Ohh.. But how is being a democrat working out for you?" Yetia becomes silent. After a long silence, the Asian country says: "Oh, Àirén, I have to go now! I'll see you in New Town tomorrow! byee! ❤️" Sizzle hangs up the phone. After the phone call, Yetia goes to sleep.

Chapter 10: Arriving

It was the day when Sizzle was gonna pick Yetia up. Sizzle was sitting in his private jet, excited. He could not stop thinking about the empire, and ruling the world. Once landing in Yetia City, Sizzle quickly ran out and got a Taxi. The Asian country finally gets to New Town, and decides to break into Yetias apartment again. He quietly sneaks in. Once getting into Yetias room, Sizzle sees the European country sleeping. Sizzle walks up to Yetia, and whispers into his ear. "Ooo.. Look! Another revolution is happening.."

Yetia quickly bolts up from bed, screaming: "PAS UNE AUTRE RÉVOLUTION!". Sizzle began to laugh. "Oh Àirén! You're so funny!". Yetia, confused and scared, asks: "Wha- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?". "Yetia~Senpai.. Did you forget about me coming to pick you up? Is that nukes radiation still here? Haha!" Sizzle says in a cheerful tone. Yetia, a bit offended by this joke, says: "That... That wasn't funny.. Don't you know how mu-" Sizzle suddenly pulls Yetia out of bed, and says: "We should get going to Sizzle now, Àirén! So go get dressed, okay?". Yetia, a bit flustered, choose his old emperor outfit he had in the back of his closet. The Emperor Outfit is a bit worn out, but it still looked good. "May you leave the room?" Yetia asks. "Huuuh? What do you mean Yetia~Senpai? Why do you want me to leave? We are a couple now, so it's okay!". Yetia is quite shocked, and just stares at Sizzle. Sizzle finally gets the message, and says: "Okay, okay. I'll leave! I'll met you outsideeee!" Sizzle happily jumped out of the room.

Chapter 11: Beautiful

Once Yetia got dressed, he went outside. Sizzle had already gotten a Taxi, so he got in. The two countries get to Yetia City, and go onto Sizzles private jet. Yetia feels really awkward, as he remembers this jet. "H-Hey.. Isn't this the jet we both tried to fly to Luxuria once?" Yetia asks quietly. Sizzle is a bit surprised that Yetia remembered. Sizzle says: "Ohh.. you remembered! I got this plane when me, you and Luxuria were in that Waclaw alliance!".

The plane begins to move. Yetia begins to look outside the window. He sees many destroyed homes, and a few dead bodies. Yetia decides to see what Sizzle is doing, and.. "Huh!? W-Why are you staring at me!?" Yetia says, confused. "Huh? I thought you knew.. I always do this, Àirén!". Yetia, now VERY creeped out, tries to change the topic. "S-So.. Àirén..Is that how you say Yetia in.. Chinese?". Sizzle looks confused for a moment, but then says: "Oh! Uh... Yes.... Sure.. I can do that if you want..". The plane ride was very quiet and awkward, well.. Only because Yetia didn't really respond to what Sizzle said most of the time.

Finally the two countries get to Sizzle. They land in Beijing. "Ahh, we are finally in Sizzle, together!" The Asian country says, happily. "My palace isn't too far from Beijing! We can just walk there, it'll only take 15 minutes!". The two country begin to walk. And of course, it's very awkward and quiet. They finally get to the palace and.. It's majestic. "Y-You live here!?" Yetia says, surprised. "Of course! But why do you seem so surprised? Haven't you lived in a palace before?" Sizzle responds. Yetia says: "Y-Yes.. But not one like THIS..". Sizzle smiles at Yetia, and begins to walk towards the palace. "Let's go inside, Àirén!"

Chapter 12: Bedroom

The two countries began walking on a path that leads to Sizzles palace. They still do not talk. Once getting to the palace entrance, one of the countries finally says something. "Finally, we are here!" the Asian country happily shouts. "Let's go inside! I have to show where you will be sleeping!". Sizzle and Yetia finally enter the palace. The palace is also very majestic inside. Yetia can't help but look at the interior, because of how pretty everything looks.

The hallways seem endless. Yetia wonders if they'll ever get to the room Sizzle wants to show. And fortunately, they do. The room was quite big and colorful. Yetia was a bit surprised about the bed. "Wow.. What a strange and small looking bed..". Sizzle says: "Well.. I can get you a new bed if you'd like, Àirén." Yetia walks up to the bed. "Oh, Yetia~Senpai.. I hope you don't mind that we are going to share this bed and room!"

Yetia quickly turns around to look at Sizzle, after he said that. "WHAT!? I REFUSE. I don't wanna share the bed or room with you!". Sizzle surprised, just looks at Yetia. His cheerful grin turns into a bitter frown."Àirén... Did you forget? We have united now! And if you think about it.. Uniting is sort of like.. Marriage!" Sizzle begins to walk closer to Yetia. "AGH-" The European country screams, after Sizzle pushes him onto the bed. "Listen.. Yetia.. If you want me to treat you better than in the past, then you are going to have to listen to me. Got it?"

Yetia, afraid, just stares at Sizzle. Sizzle was about to grab something out of his pocket, but the doors to the room suddenly open. It's one of Sizzles butlers. "Nín de gāodù, dàmǐ yǐjīng ránshāole!" The butler says, panicked. "Shénme!? Wǒ mǎshàng jiù qù!" Sizzle says. Sizzle whispers into Yetias ear: "This isn't over.". Sizzle then left the room, leaving Yetia with his thoughts.

Chapter 13: My Adoptive Sister

After Sizzle left the room, Yetia was confused, terrified and shocked. The European country began remembering everything that had happened to him in the past. Yetia begins to quietly say: "No, no.. Please don't.. Please stop.. No, no..". Yetia finally snaps back to reality after hearing something. He realises it's his phone. He realises that Luxuria sent him a message. "Oi.. Did you hear about one of Spisos Presidents death? He was killed with a lazer.. I think the NLE might of had something to do with his death.". Yetia looks at the message. He doesn't really want to talk with anybody right now, so he decides to respond later.

Yetia finally gets up, and walks out of the room. The European country decides to just walk around. Yetia walks around the palace, sometimes walking into some rooms that interest him. While Yetia is aimlessly walking around, he bumps into someone! "OOF!". Yetia takes one good look at who he bumped into, and realises it's Taiwan! "Huhh? Are you.. Wait.. Yetia?". Yetia is very surprised now. "W-Wow.. I didn't expect for you to be here.." "Yeah. Me too. I wasn't expecting to be KIDNAPPED.." Taiwan says, a bit angrily. Yetia realises that Taiwan is wearing a maid outfit. Yetia asks: "Wait, Sizzle kidnapped you!?" Taiwan quickly responds: "Yeah. I tried fighting back, but.. It didn't really work out..He was also mumbling random stuff while fighting and kidnapping me.. Like "Wǒ de àirén xūyào yīgè nǚ yōng!" and "Tā yīdìng huì hěn gāoxìng!" it was.. kind of creepy.."

Chapter 14: Dinning Room

Yetia gives Taiwan a glare. "I.. I don't speak chinese.". Taiwan looks a bit nervous and says: "It's maybe best if you don't know what he was saying.". Taiwan looked at a nearby clock, and says: "Oh, It's lunch time. You should head to the dinning room now.". Taiwan begins to walk away. "H-Hey, wait.. Where's the dinning room?" Yetia asks. Taiwan turns around, and gives quick directions: "Turn left, then right go up the stairs, then down the stairs do a 360 no-scope and then do a fortnite dance. Then you'll get to the dinning room.". The small Asian country then begins to walk away again.

Yetia tries to follow Taiwans directions, but of course he can't find it. But after going right, he runs into Sizzle. "Oh Àirén! I thought you ran away!" Sizzle seems to have been crying. "Oh.. Uh. Wha-" Sizzle didn't even let Yetia say anything, as he quickly started hugging Yetia. "I know I should have locked that door.. Please never leave our room without my permission, okay?". Yetia slightly nodded. Sizzle stopped hugging Yetia, and grabbed the European countries hand. He took Yetia to the dinning room. The room is very decorated, with very delicious looking food on the table. Yetia sits down at the end of the table.

Chapter 15: Lunch

Sizzle sat at the opposite end of the table. Once both of the countries sat down, Sizzle did a little bow and said: "Hǎo wèikǒu!". Sizzle began eating. Yetia looked at the food, suspicious. "Hm? Why aren't you eating anything, Àirén.." Sizzle says, confused. "Do you think I drugged this food with something?" Yetia jumped in his chair after Sizzle said that. Yetia quietly says: "Oh.. Uh.. I'm just not hungry..". Sizzle looked at Yetia and said in an annoyed: "Yetia you haven't ate anything for a week.". Yetia, quite confused how Sizzle knew, grabs the fork next to him. Yetia puts the fork in the food, and takes one bite. "T-This is.. Amazing.." Yetia says with a smile. Yetias eyes also seem to be sparkling.

Once Lunch was finished, Yetia and Sizzle left the dinning room. Yetia was very stressed. What if the food was drugged? he wondered. The European country was so stressed, that it didn't even pay attention to where it was going. "Huh, wait what?" Yetia says. Sizzle turns around to Yetia and says: "You go inside our bedroom, I need to get somebody real quick for you!" Sizzle says with a cheerful grin. The Asian country then pushes Yetia into the room, and quickly runs off. Yetia decides to just look around the room.

The doors suddenly open. And a short black guy, with a combat helmet on his head (Like the soldier in Team Fortress 2) walks into the room. "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP. STUPID CHING CHONG TOLD ME TO BE YOUR GUARD." Yetia looks at the guy, and is confused. "Oh, uh.. You look.. Familiar.." Yetia says. The man is shocked, and loudly exclaims: "OF COURSE I'M FAMILIAR! I'M ABARD :angry:!".

Chapter 16: That Night

Yetia says: "Oh.. Pfft.. You're gonna guard me?" Yetia begins to laugh at Abard. The African country, becomes even more angry, and says: "LISTEN HERE, BUDDY. DO YOU WANT A GUARD OR NOT!? I CAN JUST LEAVE YOU TO DIE!!!". Yetia doesn't feel threatened at all, of course. Yetia just begins to laugh even more. Abard just starts to scream, till.. "Awright, kin ye clam up?!". Abard turns around, to see a tall, ginger haired man.

"It's pure annoyin' says the ginger haired man. Yetia quickly looks up, and says: "Scotland!?". Scotland looks at Yetia and says: "Yea, yea. Get it outta ye system." Scotland grabs Abard and pulls him out of the room. Yetia is surprised about all the countries that are in this palace, but anyway.. Yetia doesn't really know what else to do, so it decides to just go to sleep.

Knock, Knock, Knock is heard. Yetia wakes up from the noise. The European country loudly asks: "W-Who's there?". The door opens to reveal.. Sizzle. "It's just me, Yetia~Senpai!". He walks into the room, and it seems he also has something in his hand. "Get up. It's important." Sizzle says with a calm voice. Yetia slowly gets up and then walks towards Sizzle. Sizzle begins to talk: "So.. Now that we are unified.. I thought I should get us both rings! To show that we are unified!". Yetia looks at the ground, and quietly says: "Stop acting like we're married.. We just unified.. That's all.". Sizzle becomes angry. "Ehhh? Are you dumb? When countries unify.. It's basically marriage. Looks like you don't want to accept that." Yetia tries to back away, but Sizzle grabs his hand. Yetia says: "S-Stop.. Why do you keep doing that!?". Sizzle says: "You already agreed to being unified, so why are you now saying no to everything!?". Yetia tries to say something: "B-Because I be.. Believe.. I..". Sizzle stops Yetia and starts to scream: "I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE!". Sizzle throws Yetia onto the ground very hard. And then a loud scream can be heard. "ASHghHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Yetia curls up into a ball. "NO, NOT AGAIN, PLEASE NO, PLEASE NO, PLEASE NO..". Sizzle notices that Yetia has began to bleed. Sizzle goes from angry to worried real quick. "I.. I.. No.. I'm.. I haven't changed.. I hurt you.. again.. I promised I changed.. But I didn't..." Sizzle begins to say to himself. Sizzle starts to cry. "I'm so stupid.. I'm sorry, Yetia..". Yetia screams begin to become quieter and quieter, till he just passes out. Sizzle quickly picks up Yetia, and runs out of the palace.

Chapter 17: Hospital

Sizzle quickly runs out of the palace, while holding Yetia in his hands. Many thoughts are going through Sizzles head. The Asian country begins to whisper: "I'm finally going to change. I promise.. I won't be like past me.. The one that killed innocent civilians.. The one killed everybody in its way..". Sizzle finally gets to Beijing, and starts to look for a hospital. Fortunately, Sizzle does find a hospital.

Sizzle runs into the hospital, and screams at the doctors and nurses to help Yetia, and they do. The doctors and nurses fix Yetia up. "Right.. Mr.Bahadur.. Your friend got an injury to the head. Do you know how this happened?" The doctor says in his monotone voice. Sizzle, a little nervous, makes up an excuse. "Uhh.. No speak.. Glishen?". The doctor looks at Sizzle and says: "Sir you ran into the hospital screaming English. Do NOT pull this game with me.". After Sizzle made up another excuse, the doctor finally left the room.

Sizzle sits by Yetias bed, and just looks at him. Sizzle quietly says: "From now on, everything will be different.". Sizzle notices a newspaper on the table next to him. He takes the newspaper and reads it. The newspaper says: "一个新的国家出现在亚洲!". The Asian country is surprised, but he then gets a grin on his face. "Oohh.. I have an idea.."

Chapter 18: The British Isles

The next day, Yetia finally woke up. When Yetia woke up, Sizzle apologized many times. A few days passed, and Sizzle kept visiting Yetia. Everytime he visited, he had some sort of gift.

Today was the day. The day Yetia could leave the hospital. Yetia and Sizzle discussed something with the Doctor, and then they left. "How are you feeling right now, Àirén? Are you okay? Are you dizzy?" Sizzle kept asking. "I'm fine. Stop asking.." Says Yetia, who is annoyed. Sizzle says: "Ah, I'm sorry! When we get to the palace, I'll tell the chefs to make you an amazing meal!".

The two countries finally get to the palace, and at the entrance is Scotland! "LISTEN UP MISTER "Oo kEek aT mE a'M An eMpiRe nOW". URR YE PURE TELLING ME TAE BE YETIAS SLAVE? HELL NA, AH REFUSE.". Sizzle and Yetia just look at Scotland. Sizzle asks: "Why don't you go talk with your other friends?". Scotland becomes even angrier. "OHH MAYBE CUS YE THREW THAIM IN YER DUMB DUNGEON!?". "NOT ANYMORE" Somebody shouts from inside the palace.

"GUESS WHO GOT OYT!". Scotland screams out: "IRELAND? WEEL WHIT YE DAEIN' ERE?". Sizzle is very shocked, and asks: "Huhh? How did you get out of the-" Sizzle gets interrupeted. A guy with brown hair, and a torn up outfit runs out of the palace, screaming: "FRICK YOU, YOU CAN CALL ME THE KINGDOM OF ANGLIA NOW!".

Chapter 19: The Silent Treatment

The British Isles are all standing infront of the palace entrance. "TOOK YE LONG ENOUGH!" Scotland screams out at Ireland and England. England says: "Maybe you should have HELPED!?". Sizzle looked at the three countries, angrily. "So, what do you expect to do now?" Said Sizzle. "Just run as far away as you can, till you find your home?". The three countries thought for a bit.. And then looked at one another, and nodded.

Suddenly Ireland pulls out an old pistol and shoots it in Sizzles knee. But the bullet bounces off Sizzles knee. Scotland, Ireland and England begin to run away. Sizzle tries to run after them, but trips instead. "Wow, amazing. You let them escape." Yetia says in a rude tone, while giving Sizzle a cold stare. Sizzle gets up and asks: "Do you think I should try and run after them?". Yetia looks at Sizzle, and then begins to go inside the palace. "No. I know what we can do."

Sizzle and Yetia walked into the palace together. "Ouch.. My leg kind of hurts.." Sizzle says while limping. Yetia keeps walking. Sizzle gets a bit nervous. "Àirén.. are you mad at me for throwing you onto the ground?". Yetia keeps ignoring Sizzle. The Asian country becomes sad. "I get it... Getting thrown onto the ground isn't very pleasant..". Sizzle suddenly remembers about something and says: "Oh! You keep going to our room, I just remembered something I need to do!". Sizzle then went a different direction.

Chapter 20: Taiwanese

It was the next day. Yetia and Sizzle slept in seperate rooms now. Sizzle didn't get any sleep at all that night. The Asian country got up from his bed, got dressed, and left the room. His leg still hurt a bit, but the pain wasn't too bad. Sizzle whispered to himself quietly while walking down the hallway. "Today is the day.. I have to meet with him..". After walking for a bit, Sizzle notices Taiwan. Sizzle runs up to Taiwan, and asks: "Hey, Taiwan~Chan! Can you make-". Sizzle is stopped by Taiwan. "Listen stupid Sizzle. I only agreed to answering Yetia's questions. Not making him something.". Sizzle didn't have the time to complain, so he let Taiwan do her own thing. Sizzle then left the palace.

Chapter 21: Discussion

After walking out of the palace, Sizzle had called a Taxi for himself. While waiting, Sizzle quietly whispered to himself: "I don't want to see him today.. But.. I have to. Maybe it'll turn out alright?". After a few minutes, the taxi had finally gotten to the palace. The Asian country slowly got in the car, and quietly told the Taxi Driver where he wanted to go.

Sizzle had now gotten to the location he had to be at. He got out of the car and started walking towards the forest in front of him. He followed the rocks that were on the ground. The rocks lead to a small house near a lake. "I'm here..". Sizzle walked into the small house, and he was greeted by a blonde, bowl cut haired man. "Xià cì kuài diǎn, nǐ bùxiǎng zài huí dào wǒ de gōngdiàn, duì ma?", the blonde haired man said in an annoyed voice. Sizzle looked down on the ground, and sighed. "`Alex..". The blonde haired man with a bowl cut was named Alex III, he was the king of the Sizzle-Yetian Empire.

"Zuò xiàlái, zhèyàng wǒmen jiù kěyǐ kāishǐ tánlùn nín xiànzài yīnggāi wánchéng de suǒyǒu rènwùle!". Sizzle sat down onto the floor Sizzle sat down onto the floor, and began to speak: "Zhànde Jiēshòule yāoyuē, wǒ dài tā huí dàole běijīng huánggōng. Wǒ shìtú qiǎngpò tā qù zuò shìqíng, jiù xiàng nǐ shuō de, rúguǒ tā bù tīng wǒ yīnggāi qù zuò.". Once the Asian Country stopped speaking, it was a few seconds of awkward silence. But then Alex started to laugh. He stopped laughing, and looked at Sizzle with a big grin. "Nǐ bùshì yào gàosù wǒ nǐ zuò cuòle shénme ma?".[1]

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Yetia says omg senpai pls help kawaii desu everybody bullying me ;((. Sizzle rips off his shirt to reveal his glimmering abs. He runs up to Yetia and picks him up. Sizzle says: "do not worry airen lets go frick in my 20million dollar mansion and remake the sye". Yetia says: "omg ok ;))))))))))))))" the end

Once apon a time lived this hot af mexican guy named new sipedroean republic and he was like ripped he had just killed his father who was an empire. anyway nsr realises that this guy named Nopedro is new in his schol. NSR walks up to Nopedro and says: "hola amigo. i hate u go die"

nopedro says" no" nsr says: " i like ur abs bb lets go frick in my 12 dollar house in fietrar i like ur abs pls im sory for bullying u." but nopedro was like: "sry bro u bullied me i hate u and ur stupid daddy issues bye im gonna go meet sipedroean california hes tottaly hotter than u in every way plus he's anti social so idfk frick off". NSR was heart broken, so at night he broke into Sipedorean aclaifornias house and killed him cutely. The next day nsr and nopedro made out by accident and they got married

the end

"This quietness is giving me a headache." said the boy with red hair. But what is the boy with red hair called? Well.. That's me. My name is Skye, I'm an empire in South America. I would say I'm quite a lucky fellow, considering how I'm rarely involved in wars. Heck, nobody even seems to know I exist! But.. There is one person that knows that I exist.. They're called Argentina. He's basically the son of god. He's also an angel. Like, literally, he's an actual angel. He has the wings and everything. Anyway, let's get into the craziest day of my life!

"This quietness is giving me a headache." I said quietly. I looked up at the clock in my room, and noticed that I was late for my job at the Man Behind The Slaughter Theme Park!! I quickly got dressed in my work uniform, which was a Freddy Fazbear outfit. I ran out of my house, but... "ACK!" I loudly exclaim, after falling down the mountain my house is on. "Oye, are you alright?" said a familiar voice. I looked up and it was... ARGENTINA!?. "O-OH.. UH.. YEAH... HEY..... ARGeNTINA ARE YOU HERE TO BUILD YOURSLEF A hOUsE haha??" I stressfully say. You see... The reason I'm stressed out about Argentina is because they surround me.. If they wanted to.. they could just invade me. "Oh, no.. I got kind of lost, haha.. I was building some houses for the homeless, but I ran out of materials so I went to get some! But I sort of got lost on the way.." says Argentina. Before I could say anything, the blue haired angel says: "Could I stay at your house for a bit? If you have one, of course."

"W-WHAT!? I-I mean.. OF COURSE YOU CAN STAY!" I say. Argentinas confused expression quickly turned into a happy one. "GRACIAS, AMIGO!" he happily said, after hugging me. "B-But I have work today.. Do you mind staying with me at the theme park today?" I say, looking at the dirt. Argentina says: "Nope, I don't mind at all!". After talking, we go to the theme park, and, have the best day of our lives.

After hanging out at the theme park all day, my shift ends and we go to my house which is on a mountain. After entering my cozy house, Argentina exclaims: "WOAH, YOUR HOUSE IS SO NICE?? Did you make it yourself?". I zone out for a few seconds, until responding. "Oh, uh, yeah! It took a few years.. But I finally got it to like how I want!". Argentina sat on a chair in the room we where in, and started explaining some neat architecture tips.. We talked about Architecture and all other sorts of stuff for hours.. The next day Argentina called his dad and went back home to building houses for the homeless. I asked him if there was a way we could still see each other, and he said he'll think something up.

It's been a month since me and Argentina hung out.. And.. Argentina actually figured out how we could still see each other! He made a road from Argentina to Skye! Now I can visit him whenever I want, and he can too! After a while of us going to see each other.. Argentina asked me out on a date! I of course said yes, and we went on multiple dates until he asked to be my boyfriend! And again, I accepted. Argentina just moved in with me, he still builds houses for the homeless, of course. And that's how my life went from boring to exciting.

Luxuria walked outside of his palace. He was walking to the founding building, as he wanted to check out the newly made museum in it. While walking, he notices somebody. They are wearing an army uniform. Luxuria gets this feeling.. As if this person is important, so he walks up to it. "Oi, mate.. What's your name?" Luxuria says. The person in the army uniform turns around, and Luxuria begins to panic. The Australian country screams out: "Y-YOU!? WHAT ARE YOU-". The man in the army uniform puts his hand over Luxurias mouth, and says: "I need to inform you about something. Don't shout, it'll bring attention to us.". Luxuria removed the persons hand, and said: "NLE...I thought you-". Luxuria is quickly cut off by the NLE. "Listen, I just wanted to tell you that you might have been feeling different lately. Your 'dark' side has dissapeared, right?". The Australian country looks shocked. Luxuria shouts: "HOW DID YOU KNOW!? WHY-". The NLE, again, stops Luxuria mid-sentence. NLE starts to explain: "Well, you see... I'm basically your evil, dark and psychotic side. We split up when.. Denver.. decide to start me.". Luxuria gives the NLE a confused glare. "But.. you aren't even considered your own country?"

The NLE says: "I know, I know. Anyway... That's not the only reason I came here." NLE starts to get closer to Luxuria. "I thought we could... get back together?". Luxuria freaks out. he starts to scream: "W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? Why are you getting so close!?". The NLE grabbed Luxurias hand, and pulled him closer to him. Luxuria was flustered. The Australian country quietly said: "I'm, confused.". NLE says: "Listen.. It's not the same without you.. Let's become.. one again..". Luxuria nods his head, and asks: "So.. How do we... become one?".

TO BE CONTINUED

Ky was a young farmer in Europe. All he ever did in life was farm. He had a beautiful wife, who liked to bake for Ky. The wife's name was Sandra. Sandra was always mad at her husband, because all he did was farm. All day and all night Ky worked in his farm. One day Sandra comes up to Ky with a knife, and kills Ky. In the end Sandra never loved ky she only wanted him for his money because Ky was rich af since everybody bought a lot of stuffd from him and yeah.

HISTORY
Before 0 CE Ancient HistoryThe Tales of the CrystalliansExtinction of the AncientfolkFirst Human-Yomtach WarAncient HistoryThe Great Sleep (The Great Dream) • Theian Cataclysm
0 CE - 56 CE Lost ArchivesFirst Furry WarSecond Furry WarRising tensionsThe Empire WarsKalevian War of IndependenceCatherian eraLater Empire WarsFirst Void War - AftermathDiscovery of the EirnicsEighth Yetian RevolutionBeginning of the Eirnic-Yetia PartnershipSecond England WarVoid Energy DealInformation found about The Giver3 Day WarYetian ReformFounding of PoavakLuxurian InvestigationPoavak-Manzheboyi WarNew Empire WarEirnic Controversy and Alpine InvestigationNinth Yetian RevolutionTreaty of UkraineLiquimCzecho-Hungaria ConflictThe SnapWorld War 1Treaty of Taipei
57 CE - 99 CE 57 Scandimarian ElectionWaclaw Independence ReferendumYetian War of IndependenceThe ReversalEstablishment of Linelandic RussiaYetian Refugee CrisisThird England WarRed Leader's Investigation of YARSFourth England WarAbardean-Sizzlean WarLuxurian Military Base RaidYetian Wars of ReconquestThe PlagueKorean War of IndependenceEstablishment of ChorosLinelandic RevolutionWorld War 2Red Leader's collaboration with DragoTwelfth Yetian Civil WarProclamation of the Luxurian EmpireLuxurian-Spinese WarLuxurian-Sizzlean WarLuxurian-Abardean WarLuxurian-Linelandic WarSizzlean RevolutionWorld War 313th Yetian Civil WarSizzlean Succession CrisisSecond Abardean-Sizzlean WarPoavakian War of IndependenceThird Furry WarFifth England WarLuxurian RestorationSpinese-Celtic WarYorican RevolutionBeginning of the Hongerswakan-Sarpistani AllianceDiscovery of NarakamHybrite Invasion of Yetia14th Yetian Civil War & Second Linelandic-Yetian WarNorth Italian War of IndependenceRed Leader's attack on YataDiscovery of the NLEYetian Constitutional CrisisSixth England WarSecond Sizzlean-Yetian WarLinelandic-Sizzlean WarSeventh England WarSizzlean-Yetian Acts of UnionAssassination of O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimxSYE-Waclaw WarSYE-Utsong WarInvestigation into the NLEChristmas RebellionSYE-Abard WarEighth England WarLuxurian Agent InterviewIslandian Civil WarWorld War 4A tale of a Sipedroan SoldierKatie Johnroo's Musical CareerDeath of Pedro El FiestaSecond Yetian War of IndependenceFurry War RevengeSizzlean Reunification WarExpansion of WalesRestoration of EnglandDiscovering the Empire of YataYear 81 IconicDragons-Pepperoni Rugby Match12 Day WarOperation Thunder & Operation SandstrikeSarpistani Civil WarInvestigating GreenlandYatan-Human ConflictDeposition of Henry El FiestaSecond Linelandic Civil WarSpinese Assassination AttemptSecond Human-Yomtach WarLuxurian PurgeScandimarian-Yumranrujg WarScandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarNLE-Luxurian WarWaclaw-British War15th Yetian Civil WarYetian Subjugation of AbardHarsens Disease OutbreakPortal IncidentThird Yetian-Kalevian WarSecond North Italian War of IndependenceKyrif Rogalk - Ahteat Tnes Ranrujg WarPatrky's RevolutionSecond Luxurian-Spinese WarRed Leader's Second Attack on YataAlicorn Civil WarSecond Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarEstablishment of PetoriaWorld War 5Spinese Cave InvestigationHunt for Big ChungusUtsongan Civil WarScramble for OceaniaPEROHIVE ExpansionNinth England WarSecond Luxurian-Abardean War91 Yetian General ElectionQuatritonian Civil WarSettlement of Velodoland16th Yetian Civil WarQuatritonian-Kalevian WarQuatritonian-Yetian WarKelli Velvet in SipedroLuxurian Travel BansQuatritonian Coup and Turkish GenocideDoge's 93 CE RevealsNSE Communications Imitator ProjectTiticaca InvestigationSecond Quatritonian-Yetian WarGeorge Family RelocationCoronavirus OutbreakFirst Xindao WarSecond Xindao WarSecond Quatritonian Civil WarConstruction of the TitanicSvalbard InvestigationItalian Civil WarPoavakian Nuclear Program19th Yetian Civil WarAsophanian Climatator ExperimentMelbourne CrisisThird Quatritonian Civil WarThird Quatritonian-Yetian WarThe BiomassYetian Laser-Tower TestKalevian-Luvakhian War96' World CupSarpistani Oil DiscoveryThird Sizzlean-Utsongan WarMonarchy Abolished in NilastanCeylon Conflict97 Hongerswak ConflictChorosian Civil WarFirst Contact with Mei'raParahuman HighschoolPrelude to World War 6
100 CE - 149 CE World War 6Poavakian RevolutionFirst Contact with BlargsRecognition of Creepyland20th Yetian Civil WarHow no-one could save TritoniaEchtonian War of SuccessionYetian-Yomtach WarYomtach Invasion of North AmericaYomtach-Waclaw WarGus-Uz'Bei WarThird Human-Yomtach WarCreepyland-Peterland WarFormation of NakmaiFormation of GoldariaMovement of World Peace & Fourth Tritonian Civil WarLuvakhian Civil WarPoavak-Creepyland DisputeHongerswakan-Ugandan WarWilliam Anssen's ReturnPoavakian CoupDiscovery of the Biomass CrimsonResurrection of Peter GriffinFirst Contact with WabbolansShibe Isles War of IndependenceWar of GriffinTenth England War21st Yetian Civil War22nd Yetian Civil WarWorld War 7The Regenerator ArraySecond Sarpistani Civil WarPreparation against IujadogiaCornish Uprising of 104Kangaroo-Luxurian WarLinelandic-Taiwanese WarSizzlean Succession Crisis of 10423rd Yetian Civil WarIujadogian-Yatan WarFormation of ZinaSecond Yorican War of Independence & First Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarSecond Great Fire of YetiaSipedroan Civil WarGoldarian Civil WarCreepyland Satan CrisisBritish-Yetian WarWorld War 8Discovery of the Yetia City CatacombsThe Castrovalence Crisis BeginsSecond Melbourne CrisisSecond Chorosian Civil War24th Yetian Civil WarTanumian War of IndependenceRestoration of ApothelisKalevian Civil WarDiscord CrisisChungus' Invasion of PandalandSecond Utsongan Civil WarFourth Yetian-Tritonian WarYetian BlackoutWilliam III's DisputesSarpistan War of 109Attack of GodzillaUtsongan-Nilastani WarYetian-Italian WarKelli Velvet RemarriesScandimarian AmnesiaMarriage of Creepyfan27 and George Jr.Return of General Esuap25th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan Invasion of XinanSecond Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFiji War26th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan-Nakmaian WarEast African WarSarpistan War of 11027th Yetian Civil WarSecession of Palladia and PersiumPoavakian-Osanian WarThird Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarKalevian-Tritonian Diplomatic CrisisCreepyland's Gacha ContentThe HomolutionFourth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarThird Linelandic Civil WarLinelandic-Alinyan WarSpinese Great PurgeEleventh England WarFormation of Piggy IslandFifth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarIrish Mind Block IncidentAsian Worker's WarFirst Nihilist WarYetian-Nordic WarSecond East African WarIrish-Kaurian WarZheng WarTritonian-Palladian War"Irish"-Yetian WarNopedroan Re-Secession AttemptGarfield UnveiledAlbanian WarGenocide in the Third Yetian EmpireYetian Intervention WarYetian Reunification WarSixth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFirst Contact with the Bejrik OrderSecond Kalevian Civil WarYetian ReunificationArrival of TheiaYNF's Escape to TheiaGreat African WarSecond Nihilist WarFirst Contact with the Theian NativesOsanian-Q'naran WarTriseparatist War117 Quatritonian General ElectionSecond Great African WarFall of AsophaniaH5N1 Outbreak & Bird-Human WarHumamboan Civil WarYorican Civil WarFourth Linelandic Civil WarManchurian-Mongolian WarRediscovery of the YetaiLuxurian War of SuccessionAldurian-Sarpistani WarAfrican Revolutionary WarUnification of Great SizzleIujado-Scandimarian War12th England WarKalevian WarSecond Linelandic-Sizzlean WarSizzlean Economic Interventions28th Yetian Civil WarFourth Abardean-Sizzlean WarSarpistani Reassertion WarSecond Yetian Intervention WarItalo-Venetian WarFirst Contact with the Kuiper BeltNiederish RevolutionInter-Yetian WarCocalan War of IndependenceIujado-Luvakhian WarNilastani Civil WarThe Girl's ReleasePolar Gravitational Array & Anlace 1 TestsSecond Aldurian-Sarpistani WarSarpistani Succession ReformBalkan CrisisIujado-Yetian WarIujado-Macanese WarSecond Iujadogian-Yatan WarNay'Bling CrisisPoavakian Civil WarRebecca and DulocThird East African War29th Yetian Civil WarSecond Yetian Wars of Reconquest124 Tritonian Elections30th Yetian Civil WarDiscovery of the Pocket Dimension DeviceCollapse of the UQSRDoluro crosses VelaraBirth of the World Defence InitiativeInter-Theian Revolt War & Isernotarian-Dulovan WarBornholm WarNarakam ExpeditionYetevian RevolutionResolution of the Tanume DisputeWorld War 9Second Inter-Yetian WarILCADOS IncidentChains of NihilantisSarpistani Assassination PlotChau Binh's ResignationSecond Kalevian-Luvakhian WarTritonia InvestigationLuvamatrilia, Piggy Island, and Spisos engage in "Diplomacy"Apothilene-Tritonian WarSeventh Sipedroan-Nopedroan War31st Yetian Civil WarDeath of Safir PiangaCreepylandian-Nakmaian WarAldurian Partition WarBattle of VannakaramInvasion of the YNF RemnantsWorld War 10Post-WW10 ConflictsSub-Palladia InvestigationRebecca and Duloc 2Fifth Linelandic Civil WarThird Kalevian-Luvakhian War32nd Yetian Civil WarFurry War VengancePoavakian-Luvurian WarGeorge the Tree IncidentHongerswakan-Wanaoishian WarFormation of DinaEllarian-Malakian WarIujadogia returns to TheiaBiomass Crimson CrisisFate of the ReplacedYanheian War of IndependenceNihilantis' Attack on YataAnti-Zina ConspiracyMerger of Yata and TheiaYakamotomotoian-Zinan WarRequired HeartbreakNihilantis ReturnsEighth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarNihilantis, Sun of YataKaurian WarSarpistani-Yetian WarHayasian Civil WarLinelandic-Tritonian Cooperation AgreementSubjugation of YakamotomotoSecond Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian WarOctoseparatist WarSecond Sarpistani-Yetian WarMacanese-West Malian WarGoldarian-Khatian WarSizzlean-Shenguese WarAntarctic ProtocolGodzilla Strikes AgainSecond Spinese-Celtic War
150 CE - 199 CE Mingese Civil War'Spores' OutbreakBackrooms ArcThe Hunger GamesLiberation of HumanityLizarbian Civil WarInter-Piangan WarSecond Yorican Civil WarSipedroan-Lustlandian WarSipedroan-Itachian WarPalladian RevolutionWorld War 11Yamatoan Colonization InitiativeReturn to Timeline-002Dark NebulaFourth Human-Yomtach WarGlobal Partition TreatyItachian War of IndependenceFirst Tiujuana Partition WarFourth East African WarSecond Tiujuana Partition WarChernobyl MeltdownSDS-003 UpdateDuloc and PasagreYetian-Apothilene WarWorld War 12Second HomolutionFounding of TERAPROSipedroan ElectionsRuthenian WarLuxurian Civil WarThe Order of Ganymede AwakensFinal Reunification of SipedroFormation of the ACDLCharalandish-Texan WarErin Stevens' Medical ProblemsZinan-Luxurian WarOmnistat WarGoo-Yatan WarBattle of TritonSpace Cable IncidentFall of Nay'BlingSpinese Civil WarOsanian-Volhian WarFifth East African WarNakmaian PurgeLuxurian-Poavakian WarValindra's AscensionWorld War 13Abyyskan-Spinese WarAbyyskan-Yamalian WarAbyyskan-Red Army WarMy Unforgettable FoeAbyyskan-Luvamatrilian WarAbyyskan-Luvakhian WarWorld War 14Beta Sol Incident176 Rossiyan ElectionRossiyan Civil WarSecond Omnistat WarAdriatic-Rossiyan WarAdriatic-Yetian War33rd Yetian Civil War13th England War180 Rossiyan ElectionKalevian-Rossiyan WarYetian-Wapistani WarSecond Yetian-Adriatic WarYetian-Khatian WarYetian-Tritoniyan WarYangoonese War of IndependenceSecond Luxurian-Poavakian WarTank Investigates AbyyskySecond Rossiyan Civil WarWorld War 15Haudenosaunee War of IndependenceSecond Yetian-Khatian WarConsequence of LoveSecond Irish-Yetian WarYetian-Equatorian WarYetian-Svealish WarAssassination Attempt on Karl Ludwig D'ElsaThird Sarpistani Civil WarDeath of Moseka PiangaKaurian CoupLinelandic Coup WarRise of the Freedom and Prosperity Agreement34th Yetian Civil WarYetian-Ortilian WarLuxuria's Scientific Adventures in NarakamThird Yetian War of ReconquestFourth Yetian War of ReconquestFifth Yetian War of ReconquestThird Linelandic-Yetian WarMylatsk Border ConflictLuxurian-Nilastani WarThird Adriatic-Yetian War35th Yetian Civil War186 Tritonian ElectionThird Omnistat WarCentral African WarYorican WarAlligator-Flores WarLinelandic Reunification WarsAbardean-Wanaoishian WarUgandan-Zinan WarBlood is Thicker Than WaterLuxurian-Coalition WarDream and Once-ler Jr's WeddingDanubian WarAquilae CrisisSwagonian-UFR WarTurkestan WarRestoration of SumeraShapeshifter WhispersSecond Yetian-Nordic WarItachian CoupYetian-Polish WarCotunauinian-Luvurian WarMy Unforgettable LoveIrish Civil WarAquilae: GensokyoDestruction of AstakaramLibatrian Civil WarSecond Iujadogian-Macanese War
200 CE - 249 CE World War 16Fifth Human-Yomtach WarThe InsurgencyMy Little Yomtach: Friendship is MissingCultural ExchangeSychlikid CrisisEzerg-Daruv WarsFounding of SamsungYNF Civil WarYomtach Invasion of the South AtlanticYatan-Yetian War204 Tritonian ElectionHouse of DeceptionDo Cyborgs Dream of Mechanical Families?Italian-Roman UnificationEzonian-Najovan WarDaybreakXK-Δ-Class Event: 205 CESizzlean WarGreat American WarItalian-Jeriyan War36th Yetian Civil WarPeter (not) of YataSecond Great American WarSecond Hunger GamesGreat Asian WarEvent-MV209Hyperborean Continuation WarScottish Marriage CrisisParalesian WarFourth Sarpistani Civil WarPolskan Raids against ParaleisFounding of PhillealandColonization of TitanQueason ActLaunch of the HarbingerPolsk-Q'nar WarWorld War 17The SperminatorFirst Contact with The CovenantThe Return of The Crystal EmpireSecond Nilastani Civil WarPolsk Contacts the YNF RemnantsBlood is Thicker Than Water: EpilogueWorld War 18Discovery of the Mystery Flesh PitFirst Theian World War37th Yetian Civil WarThe Creature, part 1Formation of the Havana PactNordic RevolutionNiederish War of IndependenceFor a Yetian VitalityRat Centaur's EscapeBornuvian Reunification WarsAdriatic Intervention against Yetia38th Yetian Civil WarAn Immortal's WoesWorld War 19Michigan Rap BattleTotal AnnihilationDisarmament of YetiaRapa Nui BombingsThe Purity of SinAdriatic Intervention WarFormation of the Dovan EmpireSecond Turkestan WarThird Kalevian Civil WarInbetween of WorldsParty in the Spinese RepublicSecond Great Asian WarThe Creature, part 2Creepyland: The Biggest Rap Battle of All TimeSecond Yetian Reunification WarsPolsk's Turkestani Invasion PlansAlt-Polsk of Alt-EarthSozzle NegotiationsSecond Polskan-Turkestani ConflictRed Leader's Third Attack on YataUFR-Floppa City WarQuestionably EthicalFirst Swagonian WarEuropan-Oceanian War39th Yetian Civil WarThird Great Asian WarConfederate Crisis of 231The Divine ResurgenceSecond Swagonian WarSkye-Feep Eternal Hyper-WarSecond Paralesian WarSDS-015 Containment BreachThird Swagonian WarKanaran-Jakarian WarHayahan Civil WarWorld War 20Polskan-Republican WarFourth Kalevian Civil War40th Yetian Civil WarNuevopedroan Civil WarTenno's TravelsTest Flight of the ExcelsiorFourth Yorican Civil WarFloppa Civil WarPSS Krakow Finds an Unidentified ThreatPolskan-Q'onos ConflictChegg's Polsk TourFourth Swagonian WarYamatoan Civil War41st Yetian Civil WarRepublican-Polskan Spacecraft Limitation CrisisFake Bangus CrisisRestabilization of PolskConstruction of Site-99Norolati CrisisTitan Harvesting Station IncidentAbardean Civil War
250 CE - 299 CE Osanian National Reform LawFifth Swagonian WarAfterthoughts of a Quarter MillenniumSecond Lizarbian Civil WarChungusland Civil WarSecond Floppa Civil War & Yanz-Floppastan ConflictNew Yetian-YNF WarSecond Polskan-Republican WarOperation: Red MessiahFifth Yetian-Tritonian War42nd Yetian Civil WarWorld War 21Battle near Skantos PassageBaitangese-Bingustani WarMiraak's CrystalPreparation against The QuNorth Bingustan CrisisQu-Martian WarYatan-Theian BlackoutNyasan War of IndependenceDinan-Polskan WarFirst Contact with the AnthropophagesSiberian Civil WarSaharian Civil WarYNF-Polsk-Karina DisputeRecovery of MarsSecond Human-Covenant ConflictRurikpavlovsk PutschThird Floppa Civil WarSixth Swagonian WarSanghelios Stealth MissionPolskan-Floppastani Diplomatic Dispute292 Theian Republic Political CrisisFormation of the CSISSecond Hayahan Civil WarSixth Yetian War of ReconquestCrimsonist WarsYetian Partition War
300 CE - 349 CE
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE Laconian War
500 CE - 549 CE
Other Canon Events Cosmology of YATAList of Minor EventsOf the OneirosphereThe Furry WarsArchived/The InsurgencyYear System
Retconned/Uncanon Events Alternate HistoryAncient History of YetiaAncient History of LinelandCeltic-Yatan WarJanuary 2023 Reforms* • Yomtach Escape to TheiaSizzlean Civil War of 190 CE214 Lutaria ConflictEuropean War of 282
  1. "Xià cì kuài diǎn, nǐ bùxiǎng zài huí dào wǒ de gōngdiàn, duì ma?" = "BE QUICKER NEXT TIME. YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN MY PALACE AGAIN, RIGHT?" "Zuò xiàlái, zhèyàng wǒmen jiù kěyǐ kāishǐ tánlùn nín xiànzài yīnggāi wánchéng de suǒyǒu rènwùle!" = "NOW SIT DOWN SO WE CAN BEGIN DISCCUSING" "Zhànde Jiēshòule yāoyuē, wǒ dài tā huí dàole běijīng huánggōng. Wǒ shìtú qiǎngpò tā qù zuò shìqíng, jiù xiàng nǐ shuō de, rúguǒ tā bù tīng wǒ yīnggāi qù zuò." = YETIA ACCEPTED THE OFFER. I BROUGHT HIM TO THE BEIJING PALACE. I USED FORCE ON HIM WHEN I NEEDED TO, LIKE YOU TOLD ME.. BUT I ACCIDENTLY ENDED UP HURTING HIM." "Nǐ bùshì yào gàosù wǒ nǐ zuò cuòle shénme ma?" = "Aren't you going to tell me what you did wrong?"