William III's Disputes
Robertson Reunion
William III Robertson of Sizzle, their newest king after the death of Patrky Robertson during the Sizzlean Succession Crisis of 104, quickly proved to be a kleptocratic yet populistic figure, soon allowing power lead to poor physical health. This made ex-Queen-Consort Katie Robertson make fun of him, which prompted him to threaten to publicly execute her until she deflected by offering a marriage to reunite the House of Robertson, which he accepted and organized to happen immediately.
Dispute with Zina
William III suddenly made an announcement regarding Zina, calling them building an artificial island in the Faxaflói bay as something 'so hurtful' to Sizzle's 'beautiful alliance with Ireland', prompting them to demand to Zina to put the Irish flag back up. Zina spoke of being a small nation that needed more land, prompting Sizzle to explain that the opinions of smaller nations didn't really matter, which annoyed Zina. Ireland tacitly agreed with what Sizzle was saying without putting much thought into it until Zina directed the conversation into complaining about Ireland agreeing with Sizzle, calling them greedy for claiming all of Iceland. Sizzle suddenly completely changed subject to be about how his great grandfather told him about two people who were killed in Hongerswak and how it was so sad, prompting Zina to call this irrelevant as Hongerswak was full of idiots, which Sizzle ignored as it rambled on about how Hongerswak will be subjected to Sizzlean law. Taiwan and Sizzle then began arguing as Sizzle's accusatory stances made them scared, despite William calling Alex III Robertson a bad man. Utsong threatened to attack Sizzle, which Sizzle misdirected into a tangent about how they were 'stating facts about what Zina had doone to their beautiful alliance with Ireland' which confused Utsong. England and Zina accused Sizzle of being hypocritical considering they refused to help Ireland during the Fourth Yetian-Tritonian War which had happened mere months before this, which Sizzle deflected by saying that they were different now as their goal was to get Sizzle back on its feet. Sizzle proclaimed that nukes were now banned, which Zina was confused by, only for William to proclaim that this was the end of his 'first press conference'. Ireland strengthened its alliance with Sizzle, while Sizzle accused England of not being worthy as it would 'get on their nerves', though they also clarified the alliance with Ireland was not one of pain.
Zina then made a advertising campaign in all countries except Sizzle and Ireland featuring pictures of Zina Echthyt with a phone number that was to be called if one wanted an alliance. Sizzle called this pornographic and communist, though they clarified they did not wish to fight Zina due to claiming to be capable of wiping them out in 1 strike. Sizzle then rambled incoherently about the Sizzlean Reunification War without making it evident what the point they were actually making was. They then went back to the point about not fighting Zina as they said they intended to rebuild Sizzle not any other countries.