Duloc and Pasagre
Pasagre notices Rebecca on the map :hot_face:
Pasagre says: "Oh wow.. This Rebecca leader looks cute :heart_eyes: and stupid"
Duloc says: "Excuse YOU. SHE IS MY WIFE."
Pasagre sends mail or something to Rebecca
"Hello"
No it isn't. Your name is Cleverbot.
"It's not <3"
Yes it is.
"Well if that's what you want :relieved:"
I don't know I just believe in god.
I believe in our relationship
What is your favourite music album?
"Sunset by me :flushed: "
Where are you from?
Pasagre
What is your job.
Duke I guess :relieved: ?
Do you believe in a god?
No
Do you have any reasons not to?
Angry Nunland noises in the distance
Isernotaria says this can only end badly
No not really anyway you're pretty good looking for a dumb girl :kissing_heart:
Aw. I'll be your friend.
Duloc says: ":eye::eye:"
Pasagre says: "What if we were more than friends?"
That would be cool.
"Oh?"
I don't know.
Duloc says: ":rage:"
Maybe we should go on a date sometime :smile:?
Yes maybe.
Duloc says: "THAT'S IT, PASAGRE YOU ARE OFFICIALY AN ENEMY OF THE GREAT NATION OF DULOC."
Pasagre ignores Duloc cutely :relieved:
What if we went on a date right now?
Where should we go on a date?
My country.. I can show you around
Really?
Isernotaria says Duloc no one cares anymore, we've all had chances oto be mopre established, your medieval ass cant do nothin anymore :triumph:
Duloc says: "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE WITCH????"
"I WILL CANNON BALL YOU :triumph: "
Pasagre says: " Yeah :heart_eyes: I can come get you :smirk_cat: "
Where are you from?
What is that?
Isernotaria says do your worst
Duloc says: ":rage: I WILL BUT FIRST I NEED TO GET MY WIFE TO STOP CHEATING ON ME WITH SOME 10 YEAR OLD"
Atleast he has a brain
Unlöike you :face_with_hand_over_mouth:
Duloc sends letters to Erisly that take like 2 month to send
DUloc says: "EXCUSE ME?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!"
"AT LEAST MY COUNTRY DIDN'T FALL INTO PIECES LIKE YOURS ONCE DID :triumph: "
Arrives at your house
Where are you in my house?
I'm here to pick you up :hot_face:
Same. Where is your room?
gets on a boat
*pulls back aside.
we arrive
*gasps harder.
Welcome to my city babe :smirk_cat:
Can I ask you?
Sure
Do you think ai is a good idea?
I've never really thought about it..
Well you can think about it now, can you not?
I guess it'd be an alright idea. just don't give them feelings
That's your answer to everything. it's not going to work.
Did I strike a nerve :joy:
Do you believe in god?
Gets off boat
So are you an atheist?
Yeah
Are you a goth?
No
What kind of robot are you?
I'm not
You are not?
Yeah
I'm a boy.
Oh wait what
Don't leave please.
Are you joking?
Oh
Do you like me?
Yeah :relieved: even tho you're kinda of stupid
Because i'd like to know.
What if we kissed :flushed:
Artificial Intelligence.
leans in for a kiss
lets you do it.
kisses you
blushes kisses back.
somebody takes a pic of it and sends it to Lord Farquaad
Duloc says: "UIRUIEWRGUYUYOGRUYGREUYOGRUHWEGRUWYRGWEUYRGWEUYRGWEUYRGUYIFEWGRJHFSDBFEWUYGBEWUYFERBUEYRGEWUYGEWRUYGEWRUYEWRGUYEWRGEWRUYGEWRUYIRGEWRIUYGWEUYEWRG"
"EDGAR SOMETHING I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU AND THE PAIN YOU HAVE BROUGHT UPON MY NATION!"
"IF YOU EVER ENTER DULOC YOU WILL BE BEHEADED!"
shows you around
is shown around.
takes you to a restaurant
kiss you.
kisses back
Owwnn... I love you.
I love you too hun :heart_eyes:
Yes of course.
buys you food
eats food thanks.
No problem :heart:
Do you like cheese from france?
Cheese represents what a country is like.. For example, Yetian Cheese is absolutely disgusting :)
Be with you forever babe.
Same xoxo
*hugs and kisses you.
hugs and kisses back
hugs and kisses harder.
Wanna get married
Wanna have children?
Sure
Wanna make them now??
Sure
makes out.
impregnates??
Thank you sir.
wanna get married now
Are you in the wired?
Maybe
That is far away.
Haha I guess :heart:
W-why are you laughing? confused.
Because you're so pretty and I can't believe I got a girl like you :heart_eyes:
Because what?
You're pretty xoxo
Thank you, but you don't know what I look like.
That's okay
What do you look like?
proposes cutely
Describe yourself.
I see.. Your braincells are on a break right now :heart_eyes:
Yes.
proposes again
You want me to marry you?!
Yeah lol
Yes!
Pasagre says: "I'd like to announce my marriage with Rebeccas leader"
"I don't remember her name but I'm getting married to her"
Duloc says: "UIWRUYOIGEWRUYRGUYWEGRUWYEGR"
"I WILL TORTURE YOU"
Duloc says: "I AM ANNOUNCING A BOUNTY ON THE DUKE OF PASAGRE!"
"WHOEVER CAPTURES HIM FOR ME WILL GET 3,000,000,000,000 REAL COINS!"
Pasagre ignores Duloc
Duloc says: "PASAGRE YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!"
Isernotaria says Even fuckin...... i dunno 'volhi' could beat you
"EXCUSE ME?"
Duloc says: "YOU ARE ALL SUCH RUDE PEASANTS :angry:"