An Immortal's Woes

Year: 213 CE

Meanwhile in Uganda...

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "OKAY SLAVES. MAKE MY WIFE A FULL-COURSE FIVE STAR MEAL DESSERT."

Slaves say: "Yes ma'am lol we love doing free labor."

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Good."

"You have 10 minutes or else I'm revoking your life privileges."

Slaves says: "Haha not again"

The Ugandan Knuckles Queen leaves the kitchen.

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Heh. I hope she'll like the meal. After all.. I have the best chefs in the whole galaxy."

"Now.. I should go visit my darlings room.. It's been a while."

Ugandan knuckles queen walks to Elena's room in the castle. She arrives in front of the door and knocks twice.

She then enters.

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Hello once again.. How are you doing?"

In the room there is a bed which an old lady with gray hair is laying on.

The lady seems unresponsive.

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "...Are you.. feeling any better?"

"You know, I got my chefs to make you some dessert. Your favorite."

The old lady doesn't do anything.

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Elena.."

"Hey, what if we went outside like we always used to do.. I can get you your wheelchair."

The room falls silent. The only thing that can be heard is Elena's loud breathing.

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "..."

"What... happened to you Elena.."

"Is this some human sickness I don't know of..?"

"I've been reading every book I could about humans but.. I still can't find anything.."

Elena says: ". . ."

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "It'll be okay, Elena.. I'll figure out what disease you have, and everything will go back to normal.."

"You'll be able to get your beautiful blonde hair back.. I promise.."

Elena just barely tilts her head to the Ugandan Knuckles Queen.

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "..."

A knock is heard at the door.

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Ah, your food must be here! Don't worry, I will help you eat like always!"

Small Ugandan knuckles come in carrying multiple pink desserts.

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Strawberries. Your favorite."

The Queen picks up a piece of cake and tries to feed it to Elena, but she can't muster up the strength to open her mouth.

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "..."

"I.. I'm sorry.. I need to leave the room for a bit. Slaves, take care of her. Or else."

Slaves say: "Okay!!!"

The Queen leaves the room quickly.

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "I don't know what to do.. Humans are so confusing.. How could I figure out what's wrong with her??"

"..."

"Wait.. "

"I SHOULD ASK A HUMAN!"

"Wait no. That's a terrible idea. All humans except Elena are evil and disgusting."

"..."

"Sigh, But I don't really have a choice.. I can't let Elena keep suffering like this."

"FINE THEN! I WILL GO LOOK FOR A HUMAN."

"But. Which Human.. Hmmm.."

...

Meanwhile in Wanaoishi.

Lady Pianga is reading a book.

Lady says: "Yawn.. This book is.. boring."

Suddenly, the Ugandan Knuckles Queen smashes into the room through her window.

Lady says: ". . ."

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "MOSEKA."

Lady says: "What"

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "I HAVE COME TO ASK YOU SOMETHING."

Lady says: "I'm not Moseka."

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "EXCUSE ME?"

Lady says: "She died decades ago."

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "..."

"SO WHO ARE YOU??"

Lady says: "Lady Pianga. the second ruler of Wanaoishi, and also the daughter of Moseka Pianga."

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "TSK, I SHALL LET THIS HUMILIATION SLIDE FOR NOW.."

"I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ASK OF YOU.. PESKY HUMAN."

Lady says: "Make it quick."

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "HM? Don't you DARE speak to me in that tone.. Now.."

"Since you are a Pianga, you must know who Elena Pianga is."

Lady says: "Yes, get to the point."

Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "..."

Ugandan Knuckles Queen thinks to herself: "Don't let the ugly human bother you. Just ask her the question and don't throw her out of the window."

The Queen says: "WELL, ELENA HAS GOTTEN A HUMAN SICKNESS. DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS?"

Lady says: "..."

The Queen says: "..."

Lady says: "..."

The Queen says: "..."

"So which one is it?"

Lady says: "How should i know..? I'm not a doctor, and also you didn't even tell me what symptoms she has."

The Queen says: "Dok... tor..?"

Lady says: "Oh. My. God."

"I don't feel like dealing with this, just.. go ask this person." Lady hands the Ugandan Knuckles Queen a card with an address and phone number on it.

The Queen says: "Tsk, you will pay for wasting my time like this. Should have just GIVEN IT TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE."

Lady says: "Yeah, yeah. Goodbye."

The Queen says: "BAD BYE."

The Queen jumps out of the window.

The Queen says: "Tsk.. I could destroy this entire planet if i wanted to. The nerve that human has."

...

The Queen arrives at the address Lady gave her.

It's a hospital.

The Queen enters it and goes to the receptionist.

The Queen says: "HELLO HUMAN."

Receptionist says: "..."

"S.. Wh.... Sorry?"

The Queen says: "MY WIFE ELENA PIANGA IS SICK. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HUMAN SICKNESS SHE HAS??"

Receptionist says: "Uh.. do you want to make an appointment..?"

The Queen says: "..."

"MY WIFE IS SICK TELL ME WHAT SICKNESS SHE HAS BEFORE I DESTROY YOUR DUMB HOUSE."

Receptionist says: "Ma'am please calm down. Or else I'll have to call security."

The Queen says: "..........................................................................................................................................."

A man in a white coat enters the hospital.

Receptionist says: "Ah, doctor!"

Doctor says: "Hello."

The Queen says: "YOU ARE DOK TOR???"

Doctor says: "Yes??"

The Queen says: "MY WIFE HAS A HUMAN SICKNESS. DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS??"

Doctor says: "What are her symptoms?"

The Queen says: "HER HAIR IS GRAY. HER SKIN IS WRINKLY, AND SHE CAN BARELY DO ANYTHING."

Doctor says: "Hmm.."

"How old is she?"

The Queen says: "What's an old."

Doctor says: "How long has she been alive on this planet?"

The Queen says: "I DONT KNOW?? WHY WOULD THAT BE IMPORTANT. ARE YOU INSULTING ME.. Pesky human."

Doctor says: "You know what, could you take me to your wife's room?"

The Queen says: "..............."

"FINE."

The Queen picks up the doctor and jumps through the ceiling.

Doctor says: "WHAT THE-"

...

The Queen arrives at her palace in Uganda.

Doctor says: "???"

The Queen says: "Don't. Touch. ANYTHING. In. My. Castle."

"Or else I'll destroy your stupid country."

Doctor says: "S-Sure?"

The enter the castle and go to Elena's room.

The Queen says: "This is her, dok ter."

Doctor says: "Hmm.."

The Doctor inspects Elena for a bit.

Doctor says: "My diagnosis is that she's growing old."

The Queen says: "old.."

"HOW DO I REVERSE THIS CHANGE."

Doctor says: "Reverse?"

"I'm sorry but, that's not going to be possible."

Queen says: "what."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S IMPOSSIBLE?? YOU HUMANS ARE SO SIMPLE-MINDED."

Doctor says: "I'm telling the truth.. There's nothing we can do about aging."

"It's a natural human thing. Everybody ages."

The Queen says: "..."

"So she's going to be like this for the rest of her life..?"

Doctor says: "Yes."

The Queen says: "....."

The Ugandan Knuckles Queen walks closer to Elena and grabs her hand.

The Queen says: "I'm sorry Elena.. This disgusting human seems to not know the cure to your disease. But it's okay, I promise I'll find you it.."

Doctor says: "..."

The Queen says: "Okay Dok ter. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE MY GLORIOUS NATION."

The Queen picks up the doctor and throws him out of the nation.

The Queen says: "Hmph."

Elena suddenly begins to breathe louder and faster. The Ugandan Knuckles Queen quickly turns around.

The Queen says: "What's wrong??"

Elena's conditions seems to get worse.

The Queen says: "What is it??"

The Queen grabs Elenas hand, but it is abnormally cold.

Elenas loud breathing stops significantly.

The Queen says: "Elena..?"

Elena's eyes move towards the Ugandan Knuckles Queen.

Elena says: "i....."

The Queen says: "ELENA! YOU CAN SPEAK.. It's been so long since I heard your voice-"

Elena says: "...love..."

The Queen says: "Maybe we just needed to wait out this whole aging thing!"

Elena says: "...you..."

The Queen says: "I love you too, darling!"

Elenas eyes begin to slowly close.

Her breathing completely stops.

The Queen says: "....."

"Elena?"

"D-Did you go to sleep?"

Elena is unresponsive.

She's dead.

The Queen says: "..."

"...Elena.....?"

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Before 0 CE	Ancient History • The Tales of the Crystallians • Extinction of the Ancientfolk • First Human-Yomtach War • Ancient History • The Great Sleep (The Great Dream) • Theian Cataclysm
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57 CE - 99 CE	57 Scandimarian Election • Waclaw Independence Referendum • Yetian War of Independence • The Reversal • Establishment of Linelandic Russia • Yetian Refugee Crisis • Third England War • Red Leader's Investigation of YARS • Fourth England War • Abardean-Sizzlean War • Luxurian Military Base Raid • Yetian Wars of Reconquest • The Plague • Korean War of Independence • Establishment of Choros • Linelandic Revolution • World War 2 • Red Leader's collaboration with Drago • Twelfth Yetian Civil War • Proclamation of the Luxurian Empire • Luxurian-Spinese War • Luxurian-Sizzlean War • Luxurian-Abardean War • Luxurian-Linelandic War • Sizzlean Revolution • World War 3 • 13th Yetian Civil War • Sizzlean Succession Crisis • Second Abardean-Sizzlean War • Poavakian War of Independence • Third Furry War • Fifth England War • Luxurian Restoration • Spinese-Celtic War • Yorican Revolution • Beginning of the Hongerswakan-Sarpistani Alliance • Discovery of Narakam • Hybrite Invasion of Yetia • 14th Yetian Civil War & Second Linelandic-Yetian War • North Italian War of Independence • Red Leader's attack on Yata • Discovery of the NLE • Yetian Constitutional Crisis • Sixth England War • Second Sizzlean-Yetian War • Linelandic-Sizzlean War • Seventh England War • Sizzlean-Yetian Acts of Union • Assassination of O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimx • SYE-Waclaw War • SYE-Utsong War • Investigation into the NLE • Christmas Rebellion • SYE-Abard War • Eighth England War • Luxurian Agent Interview • Islandian Civil War • World War 4 • A tale of a Sipedroan Soldier • Katie Johnroo's Musical Career • Death of Pedro El Fiesta • Second Yetian War of Independence • Furry War Revenge • Sizzlean Reunification War • Expansion of Wales • Restoration of England • Discovering the Empire of Yata • Year 81 IconicDragons-Pepperoni Rugby Match • 12 Day War • Operation Thunder & Operation Sandstrike • Sarpistani Civil War • Investigating Greenland • Yatan-Human Conflict • Deposition of Henry El Fiesta • Second Linelandic Civil War • Spinese Assassination Attempt • Second Human-Yomtach War • Luxurian Purge • Scandimarian-Yumranrujg War • Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh War • NLE-Luxurian War • Waclaw-British War • 15th Yetian Civil War • Yetian Subjugation of Abard • Harsens Disease Outbreak • Portal Incident • Third Yetian-Kalevian War • Second North Italian War of Independence • Kyrif Rogalk - Ahteat Tnes Ranrujg War • Patrky's Revolution • Second Luxurian-Spinese War • Red Leader's Second Attack on Yata • Alicorn Civil War • Second Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh War • Establishment of Petoria • World War 5 • Spinese Cave Investigation • Hunt for Big Chungus • Utsongan Civil War • Scramble for Oceania • PEROHIVE Expansion • Ninth England War • Second Luxurian-Abardean War • 91 Yetian General Election • Quatritonian Civil War • Settlement of Velodoland • 16th Yetian Civil War • Quatritonian-Kalevian War • Quatritonian-Yetian War • Kelli Velvet in Sipedro • Luxurian Travel Bans • Quatritonian Coup and Turkish Genocide • Doge's 93 CE Reveals • NSE Communications Imitator Project • Titicaca Investigation • Second Quatritonian-Yetian War • George Family Relocation • Coronavirus Outbreak • First Xindao War • Second Xindao War • Second Quatritonian Civil War • Construction of the Titanic • Svalbard Investigation • Italian Civil War • Poavakian Nuclear Program • 19th Yetian Civil War • Asophanian Climatator Experiment • Melbourne Crisis • Third Quatritonian Civil War • Third Quatritonian-Yetian War • The Biomass • Yetian Laser-Tower Test • Kalevian-Luvakhian War • 96' World Cup • Sarpistani Oil Discovery • Third Sizzlean-Utsongan War • Monarchy Abolished in Nilastan • Ceylon Conflict • 97 Hongerswak Conflict • Chorosian Civil War • First Contact with Mei'ra • Parahuman Highschool • Prelude to World War 6
100 CE - 149 CE	World War 6 • Poavakian Revolution • First Contact with Blargs • Recognition of Creepyland • 20th Yetian Civil War • How no-one could save Tritonia • Echtonian War of Succession • Yetian-Yomtach War • Yomtach Invasion of North America • Yomtach-Waclaw War • Gus-Uz'Bei War • Third Human-Yomtach War • Creepyland-Peterland War • Formation of Nakmai • Formation of Goldaria • Movement of World Peace & Fourth Tritonian Civil War • Luvakhian Civil War • Poavak-Creepyland Dispute • Hongerswakan-Ugandan War • William Anssen's Return • Poavakian Coup • Discovery of the Biomass Crimson • Resurrection of Peter Griffin • First Contact with Wabbolans • Shibe Isles War of Independence • War of Griffin • Tenth England War • 21st Yetian Civil War • 22nd Yetian Civil War • World War 7 • The Regenerator Array • Second Sarpistani Civil War • Preparation against Iujadogia • Cornish Uprising of 104 • Kangaroo-Luxurian War • Linelandic-Taiwanese War • Sizzlean Succession Crisis of 104 • 23rd Yetian Civil War • Iujadogian-Yatan War • Formation of Zina • Second Yorican War of Independence & First Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Second Great Fire of Yetia • Sipedroan Civil War • Goldarian Civil War • Creepyland Satan Crisis • British-Yetian War • World War 8 • Discovery of the Yetia City Catacombs • The Castrovalence Crisis Begins • Second Melbourne Crisis • Second Chorosian Civil War • 24th Yetian Civil War • Tanumian War of Independence • Restoration of Apothelis • Kalevian Civil War • Discord Crisis • Chungus' Invasion of Pandaland • Second Utsongan Civil War • Fourth Yetian-Tritonian War • Yetian Blackout • William III's Disputes • Sarpistan War of 109 • Attack of Godzilla • Utsongan-Nilastani War • Yetian-Italian War • Kelli Velvet Remarries • Scandimarian Amnesia • Marriage of Creepyfan27 and George Jr. • Return of General Esuap • 25th Yetian Civil War • Utsongan Invasion of Xinan • Second Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Fiji War • 26th Yetian Civil War • Utsongan-Nakmaian War • East African War • Sarpistan War of 110 • 27th Yetian Civil War • Secession of Palladia and Persium • Poavakian-Osanian War • Third Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Kalevian-Tritonian Diplomatic Crisis • Creepyland's Gacha Content • The Homolution • Fourth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Third Linelandic Civil War • Linelandic-Alinyan War • Spinese Great Purge • Eleventh England War • Formation of Piggy Island • Fifth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Irish Mind Block Incident • Asian Worker's War • First Nihilist War • Yetian-Nordic War • Second East African War • Irish-Kaurian War • Zheng War • Tritonian-Palladian War • "Irish"-Yetian War • Nopedroan Re-Secession Attempt • Garfield Unveiled • Albanian War • Genocide in the Third Yetian Empire • Yetian Intervention War • Yetian Reunification War • Sixth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • First Contact with the Bejrik Order • Second Kalevian Civil War • Yetian Reunification • Arrival of Theia • YNF's Escape to Theia • Great African War • Second Nihilist War • First Contact with the Theian Natives • Osanian-Q'naran War • Triseparatist War • 117 Quatritonian General Election • Second Great African War • Fall of Asophania • H5N1 Outbreak & Bird-Human War • Humamboan Civil War • Yorican Civil War • Fourth Linelandic Civil War • Manchurian-Mongolian War • Rediscovery of the Yetai • Luxurian War of Succession • Aldurian-Sarpistani War • African Revolutionary War • Unification of Great Sizzle • Iujado-Scandimarian War • 12th England War • Kalevian War • Second Linelandic-Sizzlean War • Sizzlean Economic Interventions • 28th Yetian Civil War • Fourth Abardean-Sizzlean War • Sarpistani Reassertion War • Second Yetian Intervention War • Italo-Venetian War • First Contact with the Kuiper Belt • Niederish Revolution • Inter-Yetian War • Cocalan War of Independence • Iujado-Luvakhian War • Nilastani Civil War • The Girl's Release • Polar Gravitational Array & Anlace 1 Tests • Second Aldurian-Sarpistani War • Sarpistani Succession Reform • Balkan Crisis • Iujado-Yetian War • Iujado-Macanese War • Second Iujadogian-Yatan War • Nay'Bling Crisis • Poavakian Civil War • Rebecca and Duloc • Third East African War • 29th Yetian Civil War • Second Yetian Wars of Reconquest • 124 Tritonian Elections • 30th Yetian Civil War • Discovery of the Pocket Dimension Device • Collapse of the UQSR • Doluro crosses Velara • Birth of the World Defence Initiative • Inter-Theian Revolt War & Isernotarian-Dulovan War • Bornholm War • Narakam Expedition • Yetevian Revolution • Resolution of the Tanume Dispute • World War 9 • Second Inter-Yetian War • ILCADOS Incident • Chains of Nihilantis • Sarpistani Assassination Plot • Chau Binh's Resignation • Second Kalevian-Luvakhian War • Tritonia Investigation • Luvamatrilia, Piggy Island, and Spisos engage in "Diplomacy" • Apothilene-Tritonian War • Seventh Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • 31st Yetian Civil War • Death of Safir Pianga • Creepylandian-Nakmaian War • Aldurian Partition War • Battle of Vannakaram • Invasion of the YNF Remnants • World War 10 • Post-WW10 Conflicts • Sub-Palladia Investigation • Rebecca and Duloc 2 • Fifth Linelandic Civil War • Third Kalevian-Luvakhian War • 32nd Yetian Civil War • Furry War Vengance • Poavakian-Luvurian War • George the Tree Incident • Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian War • Formation of Dina • Ellarian-Malakian War • Iujadogia returns to Theia • Biomass Crimson Crisis • Fate of the Replaced • Yanheian War of Independence • Nihilantis' Attack on Yata • Anti-Zina Conspiracy • Merger of Yata and Theia • Yakamotomotoian-Zinan War • Required Heartbreak • Nihilantis Returns • Eighth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Nihilantis, Sun of Yata • Kaurian War • Sarpistani-Yetian War • Hayasian Civil War • Linelandic-Tritonian Cooperation Agreement • Subjugation of Yakamotomoto • Second Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian War • Octoseparatist War • Second Sarpistani-Yetian War • Macanese-West Malian War • Goldarian-Khatian War • Sizzlean-Shenguese War • Antarctic Protocol • Godzilla Strikes Again • Second Spinese-Celtic War
150 CE - 199 CE	Mingese Civil War • 'Spores' Outbreak • Backrooms Arc • The Hunger Games • Liberation of Humanity • Lizarbian Civil War • Inter-Piangan War • Second Yorican Civil War • Sipedroan-Lustlandian War • Sipedroan-Itachian War • Palladian Revolution • World War 11 • Yamatoan Colonization Initiative • Return to Timeline-002 • Dark Nebula • Fourth Human-Yomtach War • Global Partition Treaty • Itachian War of Independence • First Tiujuana Partition War • Fourth East African War • Second Tiujuana Partition War • Chernobyl Meltdown • SDS-003 Update • Duloc and Pasagre • Yetian-Apothilene War • World War 12 • Second Homolution • Founding of TERAPRO • Sipedroan Elections • Ruthenian War • Luxurian Civil War • The Order of Ganymede Awakens • Final Reunification of Sipedro • Formation of the ACDL • Charalandish-Texan War • Erin Stevens' Medical Problems • Zinan-Luxurian War • Omnistat War • Goo-Yatan War • Battle of Triton • Space Cable Incident • Fall of Nay'Bling • Spinese Civil War • Osanian-Volhian War • Fifth East African War • Nakmaian Purge • Luxurian-Poavakian War • Valindra's Ascension • World War 13 • Abyyskan-Spinese War • Abyyskan-Yamalian War • Abyyskan-Red Army War • My Unforgettable Foe • Abyyskan-Luvamatrilian War • Abyyskan-Luvakhian War • World War 14 • Beta Sol Incident • 176 Rossiyan Election • Rossiyan Civil War • Second Omnistat War • Adriatic-Rossiyan War • Adriatic-Yetian War • 33rd Yetian Civil War • 13th England War • 180 Rossiyan Election • Kalevian-Rossiyan War • Yetian-Wapistani War • Second Yetian-Adriatic War • Yetian-Khatian War • Yetian-Tritoniyan War • Yangoonese War of Independence • Second Luxurian-Poavakian War • Tank Investigates Abyysky • Second Rossiyan Civil War • World War 15 • Haudenosaunee War of Independence • Second Yetian-Khatian War • Consequence of Love • Second Irish-Yetian War • Yetian-Equatorian War • Yetian-Svealish War • Assassination Attempt on Karl Ludwig D'Elsa • Third Sarpistani Civil War • Death of Moseka Pianga • Kaurian Coup • Linelandic Coup War • Rise of the Freedom and Prosperity Agreement • 34th Yetian Civil War • Yetian-Ortilian War • Luxuria's Scientific Adventures in Narakam • Third Yetian War of Reconquest • Fourth Yetian War of Reconquest • Fifth Yetian War of Reconquest • Third Linelandic-Yetian War • Mylatsk Border Conflict • Luxurian-Nilastani War • Third Adriatic-Yetian War • 35th Yetian Civil War • 186 Tritonian Election • Third Omnistat War • Central African War • Yorican War • Alligator-Flores War • Linelandic Reunification Wars • Abardean-Wanaoishian War • Ugandan-Zinan War • Blood is Thicker Than Water • Luxurian-Coalition War • Dream and Once-ler Jr's Wedding • Danubian War • Aquilae Crisis • Swagonian-UFR War • Turkestan War • Restoration of Sumera • Shapeshifter Whispers • Second Yetian-Nordic War • Itachian Coup • Yetian-Polish War • Cotunauinian-Luvurian War • My Unforgettable Love • Irish Civil War • Aquilae: Gensokyo • Destruction of Astakaram • Libatrian Civil War • Second Iujadogian-Macanese War
200 CE - 249 CE	World War 16 • Fifth Human-Yomtach War • The Insurgency • My Little Yomtach: Friendship is Missing • Cultural Exchange • Sychlikid Crisis • Ezerg-Daruv Wars • Founding of Samsung • YNF Civil War • Yomtach Invasion of the South Atlantic • Yatan-Yetian War • 204 Tritonian Election • House of Deception • Do Cyborgs Dream of Mechanical Families? • Italian-Roman Unification • Ezonian-Najovan War • Daybreak • XK-Δ-Class Event: 205 CE • Sizzlean War • Great American War • Italian-Jeriyan War • 36th Yetian Civil War • Peter (not) of Yata • Second Great American War • Second Hunger Games • Great Asian War • Event-MV209 • Hyperborean Continuation War • Scottish Marriage Crisis • Paralesian War • Fourth Sarpistani Civil War • Polskan Raids against Paraleis • Founding of Phillealand • Colonization of Titan • Queason Act • Launch of the Harbinger • Polsk-Q'nar War • World War 17 • The Sperminator • First Contact with The Covenant • The Return of The Crystal Empire • Second Nilastani Civil War • Polsk Contacts the YNF Remnants • Blood is Thicker Than Water: Epilogue • World War 18 • Discovery of the Mystery Flesh Pit • First Theian World War • 37th Yetian Civil War • The Creature, part 1 • Formation of the Havana Pact • Nordic Revolution • Niederish War of Independence • For a Yetian Vitality • Rat Centaur's Escape • Bornuvian Reunification Wars • Adriatic Intervention against Yetia • 38th Yetian Civil War • An Immortal's Woes • World War 19 • Michigan Rap Battle • Total Annihilation • Disarmament of Yetia • Rapa Nui Bombings • The Purity of Sin • Adriatic Intervention War • Formation of the Dovan Empire • Second Turkestan War • Third Kalevian Civil War • Inbetween of Worlds • Party in the Spinese Republic • Second Great Asian War • The Creature, part 2 • Creepyland: The Biggest Rap Battle of All Time • Second Yetian Reunification Wars • Polsk's Turkestani Invasion Plans • Alt-Polsk of Alt-Earth • Sozzle Negotiations • Second Polskan-Turkestani Conflict • Red Leader's Third Attack on Yata • UFR-Floppa City War • Questionably Ethical • First Swagonian War • Europan-Oceanian War • 39th Yetian Civil War • Third Great Asian War • Confederate Crisis of 231 • The Divine Resurgence • Second Swagonian War • Skye-Feep Eternal Hyper-War • Second Paralesian War • SDS-015 Containment Breach • Third Swagonian War • Kanaran-Jakarian War • Hayahan Civil War • World War 20 • Polskan-Republican War • Fourth Kalevian Civil War • 40th Yetian Civil War • Nuevopedroan Civil War • Tenno's Travels • Test Flight of the Excelsior • Fourth Yorican Civil War • Floppa Civil War • PSS Krakow Finds an Unidentified Threat • Polskan-Q'onos Conflict • Chegg's Polsk Tour • Fourth Swagonian War • Yamatoan Civil War • 41st Yetian Civil War • Republican-Polskan Spacecraft Limitation Crisis • Fake Bangus Crisis • Restabilization of Polsk • Construction of Site-99 • Norolati Crisis • Titan Harvesting Station Incident • Abardean Civil War
250 CE - 299 CE	Osanian National Reform Law • Fifth Swagonian War • Afterthoughts of a Quarter Millennium • Second Lizarbian Civil War • Chungusland Civil War • Second Floppa Civil War & Yanz-Floppastan Conflict • New Yetian-YNF War • Second Polskan-Republican War • Operation: Red Messiah • Fifth Yetian-Tritonian War • 42nd Yetian Civil War • World War 21 • Battle near Skantos Passage • Baitangese-Bingustani War • Miraak's Crystal • Preparation against The Qu • North Bingustan Crisis • Qu-Martian War • Yatan-Theian Blackout • Nyasan War of Independence • Dinan-Polskan War • First Contact with the Anthropophages • Siberian Civil War • Saharian Civil War • YNF-Polsk-Karina Dispute • Recovery of Mars • Second Human-Covenant Conflict • Rurikpavlovsk Putsch • Third Floppa Civil War • Sixth Swagonian War • Sanghelios Stealth Mission • Polskan-Floppastani Diplomatic Dispute • 292 Theian Republic Political Crisis • Formation of the CSIS • Second Hayahan Civil War • Sixth Yetian War of Reconquest • Crimsonist Wars • Yetian Partition War
300 CE - 349 CE
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE	Laconian War
500 CE - 549 CE
Other Canon Events	Cosmology of YATA • List of Minor Events • Of the Oneirosphere • The Furry Wars • Archived/The Insurgency • Year System
Retconned/Uncanon Events	Alternate History • Ancient History of Yetia • Ancient History of Lineland • Celtic-Yatan War • January 2023 Reforms* • Yomtach Escape to Theia • Sizzlean Civil War of 190 CE • 214 Lutaria Conflict • European War of 282

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