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South Alicorn says: "Hey, I just realized us ponies haven't checked up on the humans for a while. I wonder how they're doing?" | [[South Alicorn]] says: "Hey, I just realized us ponies haven't checked up on the [[humans]] for a while. I wonder how they're doing?" | ||
South Alicorn says: " | South Alicorn says: "What the fuck." | ||
" | "I mean.. What the hay!!" | ||
"Those humans.. they've grown bigger." | "Those humans.. they've grown bigger." | ||
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"And they look a lot different." | "And they look a lot different." | ||
" | "How many years has it been? Sheesh.." | ||
North Alicorn Kingdom says Doubt those are humans | [[North Alicorn Kingdom]] says "Doubt those are humans..." | ||
South Alicorn says: "Hmm, really? Then what are they.." | South Alicorn says: "Hmm, really? Then what are they.." | ||
"Hopefully it's not the changelings trying to take over us again | "Hopefully it's not the changelings trying to take over us again." | ||
NAK says Maybe there's something about them somewhere | NAK says "Maybe there's something about them somewhere. Doubt they're completely new." | ||
South Alicorn says: "Well alright, I'll send Twilight and her friends to check it out." | South Alicorn says: "Well alright, I'll send Twilight and her friends to check it out." | ||
" | "Because who needs to do things when you can just tell your student to do them!" | ||
Celestie writes a letter to Twilight explaining the situation. | '''Celestie writes a letter to [[Twilight Sparkle|Twilight]] explaining the situation.''' | ||
Spike says: "Twilight he-" | Spike says: "Twilight he-" | ||
Spike barfs out the letter | '''[[Spike]] barfs out the letter.''' | ||
Twilight says: "Oh! A letter from Princess Celestia." | Twilight says: "Oh! A letter from [[Princess Celestia]]." | ||
Twilight opens it and reads it. | '''Twilight opens it and reads it.''' | ||
Twilight says: "Humans have been.. replaced?" | Twilight says: "Humans have been.. replaced?" | ||
"Huh, interesting! I wonder why this happened.. Oh, hopefully it's not Discord again.." | "Huh, interesting! I wonder why this happened.. Oh, hopefully it's not [[Discord]] again.." | ||
Spike says: "If it was Discord wouldn't Ponyville and Canterlot be.. messed up?" | Spike says: "If it was Discord wouldn't [[Ponyville]] and [[Canterlot]] be.. messed up?" | ||
Twilight says: "Good point. Well anyway, time to call up the rest of the gals." | Twilight says: "Good point. Well anyway, time to call up the rest of the gals." | ||
... | '''...''' | ||
... | '''...''' | ||
... | '''...''' | ||
Twilight says: "Hmm, I wonder why Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy and Rainbowdash weren't at their homes.. I wonder if something happened to them.." | Twilight says: "Hmm, I wonder why [[Rarity]], [[Applejack]], [[Fluttershy]] and [[Rainbowdash]] weren't at their homes.. I wonder if something happened to them.." | ||
Spike says: "It's fineeeeee. They're probably watching Pinkie Pie speedrun minecraft again." | Spike says: "It's fineeeeee. They're probably watching Pinkie Pie speedrun minecraft again." | ||
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Spike says: "Yeah, I thought it was weird too. According to Pinke Pie it was in her mail box." | Spike says: "Yeah, I thought it was weird too. According to Pinke Pie it was in her mail box." | ||
"She said the sender was some person named... Dream?" | "She said the sender was some person named... [[Dream]]?" | ||
Twilight says: "Dream? You know what, I won't question it." | Twilight says: "Dream? You know what, I won't question it." | ||
Spike and Twilight head to Sugar Cube Corner. (AKA Pinkie Pies house) | '''Spike and Twilight head to Sugar Cube Corner. (AKA Pinkie Pies house)''' | ||
Twilight says: "Welp, looks like we're here, Spike. Let's head in." | Twilight says: "Welp, looks like we're here, Spike. Let's head in." | ||
They head inside and are met with Pinkie Pie playing on some weird box with a screen, and the other main six cheering her on. | '''They head inside and are met with Pinkie Pie playing on some weird box with a screen, and the other main six cheering her on.''' | ||
Rainbow Dash says: "KILL THAT DRAGON!!!" | Rainbow Dash says: "KILL THAT DRAGON!!!" | ||
Dream speedrun music is playing in the background as well | '''Dream speedrun music is playing in the background as well.''' | ||
Twilight says: "Hey girls, what are you doing?" | Twilight says: "Hey girls, what are you doing?" | ||
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Rarity says: "We are watching Pinkie Pie speedrun this.. Mine Cart again." | Rarity says: "We are watching Pinkie Pie speedrun this.. Mine Cart again." | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I DID IT | Pinkie Pie says: "YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I DID IT! | ||
" | "It was 2 seconds faster this time!" | ||
"haHA! Now that Dream guy can't possibly beat me!!!" | "haHA! Now that Dream guy can't possibly beat me!!!" | ||
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Twilight says: "Yeah, though to be honest this mission confuses me a bit.. what does this have to do with friendship?" | Twilight says: "Yeah, though to be honest this mission confuses me a bit.. what does this have to do with friendship?" | ||
Twilight shows the others the letter Celestia sent her. | '''Twilight shows the others the letter Celestia sent her.''' | ||
Rarity reads the letter. Rarity says: "Dear Twilight.. Humans have been replaced. Please figure out why. From, Celestia. P.S bring your friends!" | Rarity reads the letter. Rarity says: "Dear Twilight.. Humans have been replaced. Please figure out why. From, Celestia. P.S bring your friends!" | ||
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"I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP OR NOT!! WE WILL FIGURE OUT WHY THIS IS HAPPENING!" | "I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP OR NOT!! WE WILL FIGURE OUT WHY THIS IS HAPPENING!" | ||
Rainbow Dash says: "Geez, I didn't know you liked Humans so much | Rainbow Dash says: "Geez, I didn't know you liked Humans so much." | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "DON'T QUESTION ME! | Pinkie Pie says: "DON'T QUESTION ME!" | ||
Twilight says: "Well alright.. I guess let's start the mission." | Twilight says: "Well alright.. I guess let's start the mission." | ||
Meanwhile with the Main Six... | '''Meanwhile with the Main Six...''' | ||
The Main Six have already gotten ready to leave the Alicorn Kingdom. Though right now they're discussing a few things at | '''The Main Six have already gotten ready to leave the [[Alicorn Kingdom]]. Though right now they're discussing a few things at Twilight's house.''' | ||
Twilight says: "Alright girls. You've all brought the essentials, right?" | Twilight says: "Alright girls. You've all brought the essentials, right?" | ||
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"So we're set for the trip.. Now where should I teleport us all to.." | "So we're set for the trip.. Now where should I teleport us all to.." | ||
"It'd be handy if we had a map of Yata.." | "It'd be handy if we had a map of [[Yata]].." | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "Don't worry, Twi | Pinkie Pie says: "Don't worry, Twi. Ya girl has got you covered." | ||
Pinkie Pie pulls out some big and old dusty book from her bag. | '''Pinkie Pie pulls out some big and old dusty book from her bag.''' | ||
She puts it on the floor and skips a few pages. | '''She puts it on the floor and skips a few pages.''' | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "Here it is!" | Pinkie Pie says: "Here it is!" | ||
On one of the pages is a world map of Yata.. but it seems pretty outdated. | '''On one of the pages is a world map of Yata.. but it seems pretty outdated.''' | ||
Twilight says: "I guess we'll have to use this." | Twilight says: "I guess we'll have to use this." | ||
"Let's see.. Luxuria is the nearest to us. Maybe we could go there." | "Let's see.. [[Luxuria]] is the nearest to us. Maybe we could go there." | ||
Rarity says: "No, no.. Darling, we should go to the biggest city. Big cities have much more information." | Rarity says: "No, no.. Darling, we should go to the biggest city. Big cities have much more information." | ||
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Twilight says: "Good point, does this book say which city is the biggest?" | Twilight says: "Good point, does this book say which city is the biggest?" | ||
Pinkie Pie extends her eyeballs to look at the book closer. She quickly skims through the book. | '''Pinkie Pie extends her eyeballs to look at the book closer. She quickly skims through the book.''' | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "The book says it's Yetia City!" | Pinkie Pie says: "The book says it's [[Yetia City]]!" | ||
Twilight says: "Yetia sounds really familiar. Oh well. Huddle up girls, we're going to Yeti-hay city." | Twilight says: "Yetia sounds really familiar. Oh well. Huddle up girls, we're going to Yeti-hay city." | ||
The main six look around the city and notice the tall pale humanoid creatures looking at them. | '''The main six look around the city and notice the tall pale humanoid creatures looking at them.''' | ||
Twilight says: "Uhm. Hi?" | Twilight says: "Uhm. Hi?" | ||
The Yomtachs began to murmur between themselves, confused by the colorful ponies appearing out of nowhere. | '''The [[Yomtachs]] began to murmur between themselves, confused by the colorful ponies appearing out of nowhere.''' | ||
Rainbow Dash says: "Aren't these just humans? maybe they all had a grow spurt." | Rainbow Dash says: "Aren't these just humans? maybe they all had a grow spurt." | ||
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"Well whatever. Let's stop standing here and ask them some questions." | "Well whatever. Let's stop standing here and ask them some questions." | ||
The main six walk up to some random Yomtach and strike up a conversation. | '''The main six walk up to some random Yomtach and strike up a conversation.''' | ||
Rarity says: "Hello Darling. First of all, you are looking fabulous. Your outfit is to die for." | Rarity says: "Hello Darling. First of all, you are looking fabulous. Your outfit is to die for." | ||
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Yomtach says: "..." | Yomtach says: "..." | ||
"something something in yomtachan" | "<s>something something in yomtachan</s>" | ||
Rarity says: "..." | Rarity says: "..." | ||
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"Ah, uh, may you repeat that?" | "Ah, uh, may you repeat that?" | ||
Yomtach says: "something something different in yomtachan." | Yomtach says: "<s>something something different in yomtachan</s>." | ||
Rarity says: "Oh." | Rarity says: "Oh." | ||
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Twilight says: "There's two things we could try. Either we keep asking around and hope we find somebody that we can understand.." | Twilight says: "There's two things we could try. Either we keep asking around and hope we find somebody that we can understand.." | ||
" | "Or we find a book that could help us translate between the languages." | ||
Rainbow Dash says: "Ugh, sounds boring.." | Rainbow Dash says: "Ugh, sounds boring.." | ||
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Twilight says: "Alright. Let's split up so things can go faster. After 2 hours come back to this spot and we'll share if we've found anything." | Twilight says: "Alright. Let's split up so things can go faster. After 2 hours come back to this spot and we'll share if we've found anything." | ||
The rest of the main six nod. They all go their separate ways and question every Yomtach they see. | '''The rest of the main six nod. They all go their separate ways and question every Yomtach they see.''' | ||
... | '''...''' | ||
... | '''...''' | ||
... | '''...''' | ||
Meanwhile with Twilight. | '''Meanwhile with Twilight.''' | ||
Twilight says: "Alright, who should I ask first." | Twilight says: "Alright, who should I ask first." | ||
While walking along the street, Twilight | '''While walking along the street, Twilight notices something in the distance. She sees a tall humanoid blue jay talking to one of the Yomtachs.''' | ||
Twilight says: "What the-" | Twilight says: "What the-" | ||
As Twilight gets closer, she overhears the conversation. | '''As Twilight gets closer, she overhears the conversation.''' | ||
??? says: "Look dude. It's been hard finding a job. I promise I'll pay you later." | ??? says: "Look dude. It's been hard finding a job. I promise I'll pay you later." | ||
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Twilight says: "Wait a second." | Twilight says: "Wait a second." | ||
" | "Is that.. Bird having a functional conversation with that creature?" | ||
Twilight goes up to the two of them. | '''Twilight goes up to the two of them.''' | ||
Twilight says: "Hello!" | Twilight says: "Hello!" | ||
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Twilight says: "Oh um. Sorry?" | Twilight says: "Oh um. Sorry?" | ||
The blue jay turns back to the Yomtach. | '''The blue jay turns back to the Yomtach.''' | ||
??? says: "Look, I'll draw you something if you let me stay here for a little longer. how does that sound?" | ??? says: "Look, I'll draw you something if you let me stay here for a little longer. how does that sound?" | ||
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Yomtach says: "I duh't uhccept druhwieng uhz puhemeent." | Yomtach says: "I duh't uhccept druhwieng uhz puhemeent." | ||
Before the blue jay can continue bargaining, the Yomtach turns around and heads inside a strange looking apartment. | '''Before the blue jay can continue bargaining, the Yomtach turns around and heads inside a strange looking apartment.''' | ||
??? says: "HEY!" | ??? says: "HEY!" | ||
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"Oh who am I kidding. I'm such a loser." | "Oh who am I kidding. I'm such a loser." | ||
The blue jay sits down on the sidewalk and covers his face. | '''The blue jay sits down on the sidewalk and covers his face.''' | ||
Twilight says: "Are you okay?" | Twilight says: "Are you okay?" | ||
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"Hey, what if you stayed with me?" | "Hey, what if you stayed with me?" | ||
??? says: "Wha- | ??? says: "Wha- Wait are you hitting on me?" | ||
Twilight says: " | Twilight says: "What?? No??" | ||
"I'm offering you a place to stay!" | "I'm offering you a place to stay!" | ||
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"How's it like living in the Alicorn Kingdom?" | "How's it like living in the Alicorn Kingdom?" | ||
Twilight says: "Good! It's ruled by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna." | Twilight says: "Good! It's ruled by Princess Celestia and [[Princess Luna]]." | ||
"They're the best leaders I know." | "They're the best leaders I know." | ||
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??? says: "Okay fine, I'll trust you." | ??? says: "Okay fine, I'll trust you." | ||
" | "Mostly because i literally have no other choice." | ||
Twilight says: "Great!" | Twilight says: "Great!" | ||
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Twilight says: "Oh, I just realized I didn't catch your name! What should I call you?" | Twilight says: "Oh, I just realized I didn't catch your name! What should I call you?" | ||
??? says: "Call me Mordecai." | ??? says: "Call me [[Mordecai]]." | ||
Meanwhile in Yetia City... | '''Meanwhile in Yetia City...''' | ||
Twilight says: "So Mordecai, was the creature you were talking to your landlord?" | Twilight says: "So Mordecai, was the creature you were talking to your landlord?" | ||
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"Alright! I'll be quick." | "Alright! I'll be quick." | ||
Twilight heads inside the strange looking apartment. There she sees the Yomtach. | '''Twilight heads inside the strange looking apartment. There she sees the Yomtach.''' | ||
Twilight says: "Hello again. May I speak to you?" | Twilight says: "Hello again. May I speak to you?" | ||
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Yomtach says: "uhzk uhwuhe i guezz?" | Yomtach says: "uhzk uhwuhe i guezz?" | ||
Twilight pulls out a notebook and pencil from her bag (With Magic | '''Twilight pulls out a notebook and pencil from her bag (With Magic)''' | ||
Twilight says: "What to start with first..." | Twilight says: "What to start with first..." | ||
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"Is your species related to the humans?" | "Is your species related to the humans?" | ||
Yomtach says: "I duh't dink zo. | Yomtach says: "I duh't dink zo. I never ztudied biologe" | ||
Twilight says: "Uhuh..." | Twilight says: "Uhuh..." | ||
Twilight writes it down in her notepad. | '''Twilight writes it down in her notepad.''' | ||
"So what happened to the humans?" | "So what happened to the humans?" | ||
The Yomtach closes his eyes and crosses his arms. | '''The Yomtach closes his eyes and crosses his arms.''' | ||
Twilight says: "Uhh are you alright?" | Twilight says: "Uhh are you alright?" | ||
Yomtach says: "Thee were muhzzuhcred... | Yomtach says: "Thee were muhzzuhcred... Be uz. " | ||
Twilight says: "..." | Twilight says: "..." | ||
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Twilight says: "Wait-" | Twilight says: "Wait-" | ||
The Yomtach leaves. | '''The Yomtach leaves.''' | ||
Twilight says: "I don't get it.. What happened between the Humans and Yomtachs? Couldn't they have just talked it out and become friends..?" | Twilight says: "I don't get it.. What happened between the Humans and Yomtachs? Couldn't they have just talked it out and become friends..?" | ||
Twilight leaves the apartment sad and confused. Mordecai notices her disappointed expression. | '''Twilight leaves the apartment sad and confused. Mordecai notices her disappointed expression.''' | ||
Mordecai says: "You okay?" | Mordecai says: "You okay?" | ||
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Mordecai says: "Well that was a short trip." | Mordecai says: "Well that was a short trip." | ||
Mordecai gets up from sitting on the sidewalk and stretches a bit. | '''Mordecai gets up from sitting on the sidewalk and stretches a bit.''' | ||
Twilight says: "I brought some friends along with me, so we can't go straight to the Alicorn kingdom just yet." | Twilight says: "I brought some friends along with me, so we can't go straight to the Alicorn kingdom just yet." | ||
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Mordecai says: "Ah. Alright." | Mordecai says: "Ah. Alright." | ||
Twilight and Mordecai go to the meet up spot. | '''Twilight and Mordecai go to the meet up spot.''' | ||
... | '''...''' | ||
... | '''...''' | ||
... | '''...''' | ||
Meanwhile with Pinkie Pie... | '''Meanwhile with Pinkie Pie...''' | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "AGH! I CAN'T FIND ANYBODY WHO SPEAKS PONYISH | Pinkie Pie says: "AGH! I CAN'T FIND ANYBODY WHO SPEAKS PONYISH!" | ||
While crying about how she can't find a Yomtach that speaks English, Pinkie Pie accidentally runs into a sign. | '''While crying about how she can't find a Yomtach that speaks English, Pinkie Pie accidentally runs into a sign.''' | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "iJHIUHIUHIUHWIUHUIHWIRUHWIEURH" | Pinkie Pie says: "iJHIUHIUHIUHWIUHUIHWIRUHWIEURH" | ||
"I'M SO SORRY MR.SIGN | "I'M SO SORRY MR.SIGN!" | ||
Pinkie Pie takes a look at the sign and sees a giant beer mug on it and some other things she can't make out. | '''Pinkie Pie takes a look at the sign and sees a giant beer mug on it and some other things she can't make out.''' | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "WOWIE! THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEED!" | Pinkie Pie says: "WOWIE! THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEED!" | ||
Pinkie Pie looks up at the building the sign was next to and heads inside. | '''Pinkie Pie looks up at the building the sign was next to and heads inside.''' | ||
"This looks snazzy!" | "This looks snazzy!" | ||
Once inside, she examines everything around her. She sees some Yomtachs drinking and eating while sitting on some tall stools. | '''Once inside, she examines everything around her. She sees some Yomtachs drinking and eating while sitting on some tall stools.''' | ||
She climbs on one of the stools. | '''She climbs on one of the stools.''' | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "Helloooo, do you sell beer?" | Pinkie Pie says: "Helloooo, do you sell beer?" | ||
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"I've been searching for somebody here in this stupid city that I can understand!" | "I've been searching for somebody here in this stupid city that I can understand!" | ||
"But it's so HARD | "But it's so HARD." | ||
"So now I'm drinking away my problems! Like my sister | "So now I'm drinking away my problems! Like my sister." | ||
Bartender says: "Towgh life." | Bartender says: "Towgh life." | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "Well hopefully the others found somebody that can speak Ponyish | Pinkie Pie says: "Well hopefully the others found somebody that can speak Ponyish." | ||
Bartender says: "Puhe..izh? | Bartender says: "Puhe..izh? I duh't dink uhnebode here wil know how to zpeuhk duht. Sorre to zuhe." | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "R-Really!?" | Pinkie Pie says: "R-Really!?" | ||
" | "That is so not based/poggers. #wap." | ||
Bartender says: "Wuht." | Bartender says: "Wuht." | ||
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"Anyway.. I guess we'll never find out what happened to the humans then.." | "Anyway.. I guess we'll never find out what happened to the humans then.." | ||
Bartender says: "We do yu wuhnt to find owt uhbowt de humuhnz?" | Bartender says: "We do yu wuhnt to find owt uhbowt de humuhnz?" | ||
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"And we were told to come along." | "And we were told to come along." | ||
" | "So now i'm here." | ||
Bartender says: "I cuhn tel yu whuht huhppeened to de humuhnz." | Bartender says: "I cuhn tel yu whuht huhppeened to de humuhnz." | ||
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Pinkie Pie says: "WHAHWHWHAWHWH REALLY!? | Pinkie Pie says: "WHAHWHWHAWHWH REALLY!? | ||
Pinkie Pie chugs down the two beers | '''Pinkie Pie chugs down the two beers.''' | ||
"Alrighty......... start telling." | "Alrighty......... start telling." | ||
Bartender says: "Well-" | Bartender says: "Well-" | ||
Suddenly, a Yomtach swings open the door of the bar and screams something. | '''Suddenly, a Yomtach swings open the door of the bar and screams something.''' | ||
"Vruht's ravva daruv nolo noihsaf knarf!" The Yomtach shouts, before leaving the bar. | "Vruht's ravva daruv nolo noihsaf knarf!" The Yomtach shouts, before leaving the bar. | ||
Some Yomtachs look shocked, while the others seem ecstatic. | '''Some Yomtachs look shocked, while the others seem ecstatic.''' | ||
The estatic Yomtachs run out of the bar. | '''The estatic Yomtachs run out of the bar.''' | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "Uhhhhhhhhh, what's happening?" | Pinkie Pie says: "Uhhhhhhhhh, what's happening?" | ||
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"SORRY MISTER, I GOTTA GO!" | "SORRY MISTER, I GOTTA GO!" | ||
Pinkie chugs down the vodkas and quickly runs out of the bar. | '''Pinkie chugs down the vodkas and quickly runs out of the bar.''' | ||
She sees some Yomtachs on the street searching for something. | '''She sees some Yomtachs on the street searching for something.''' | ||
Pinkie Pie says: " | Pinkie Pie says: "..." | ||
Pinkie begins to search for the human. | '''Pinkie begins to search for the human.''' | ||
Pinkie notices a horde of Yomtachs looking at something, so she gets closer. | '''Pinkie notices a horde of Yomtachs looking at something, so she gets closer.''' | ||
She sees that on the ground is some droplets of blood. | '''She sees that on the ground is some droplets of blood.''' | ||
Pinkie Pie says: " | Pinkie Pie says: "...um." | ||
Pinkie Pie gets very worried about the blood. She quickly runs into a dark alleyway. | '''Pinkie Pie gets very worried about the blood. She quickly runs into a dark alleyway.''' | ||
"Why was there blood!??!? | "Why was there blood!??!?" | ||
Pinkie sits down near a garbage bin. | '''Pinkie sits down near a garbage bin.''' | ||
"Was it the humans??? | "Was it the humans???" | ||
She sighs and pulls out some candy from her bag. | '''She sighs and pulls out some candy from her bag.''' | ||
"I wonder, where could the human be tho | "I wonder, where could the human be tho... Maybe this delicious candy will get my mind working aha." | ||
Before she could bite into the tasty looking candy, Pinkie gets startled by a 'pssst' noise. | '''Before she could bite into the tasty looking candy, Pinkie gets startled by a 'pssst' noise.''' | ||
"AKSJAKSJKWRIUWEHRUIWEHRWE UIRWHO WAS THAT!?!?!?!" | "AKSJAKSJKWRIUWEHRUIWEHRWE UIRWHO WAS THAT!?!?!?!" | ||
??? says: " | ??? says: "Shhh! Don't scream.." | ||
Pinkie realizes it came from the Garbage Bin. | '''Pinkie realizes it came from the Garbage Bin.''' | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "AHH!! TALKING GARBAGE MONSTER | Pinkie Pie says: "AHH!! TALKING GARBAGE MONSTER! DON'T HURT ME PLEASE I'LL GIVE YOU A CUPCAKE :pleading_face: " | ||
??? says: " | ??? says: "Please calm down! Also I'm not a garbage monster." | ||
The garbage bins lid opens up a little. | '''The garbage bins lid opens up a little.''' | ||
Pinkie can see two pairs of eyes. | '''Pinkie can see two pairs of eyes.''' | ||
Pinkie says: "T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Then who are you!?" | Pinkie says: "T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Then who are you!?" | ||
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Pinkie says: "Um, what's a Yom Tic Tac?" | Pinkie says: "Um, what's a Yom Tic Tac?" | ||
"Is that some sort of candy | "Is that some sort of candy." | ||
??? says: "..." | ??? says: "..." | ||
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Pinkie says: "Uhhhh.." | Pinkie says: "Uhhhh.." | ||
" | "Are you talking about the funny faced tall pale monsters?" | ||
??? says: "Yes!" | ??? says: "Yes!" | ||
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??? says: "Hmm, alright." | ??? says: "Hmm, alright." | ||
The lid gets taken off completely and a human pops out. | '''The lid gets taken off completely and a human pops out.''' | ||
Pinkie says: "WHAT THE-" | Pinkie says: "WHAT THE-" | ||
The human covers Pinkies mouth. | '''The human covers Pinkies mouth.''' | ||
??? says: "Shhhh!" | ??? says: "Shhhh!" | ||
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"If the Yomtachs see me, they'll kill me.." | "If the Yomtachs see me, they'll kill me.." | ||
Pinkie says: "Huh!? Why would they kill you? | Pinkie says: "Huh!? Why would they kill you?" | ||
??? says: "MMMMMM I | ??? says: "MMMMMM I Really don't have the time to explain this. I need to get out of the city." | ||
Pinkie says: "Oh okay! I can help you with that | Pinkie says: "Oh okay! I can help you with that." | ||
??? says: "Eh? Really!" | ??? says: "Eh? Really!" | ||
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Pinkie says: "I can take you to her, let's go!" | Pinkie says: "I can take you to her, let's go!" | ||
Pinkie begins to leave, but the human grabs her tail. | '''Pinkie begins to leave, but the human grabs her tail.''' | ||
"EEK" | "EEK" | ||
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??? says: "Wait, maybe you can bring her to me?" | ??? says: "Wait, maybe you can bring her to me?" | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "Eh why- ohhh right. | Pinkie Pie says: "Eh why- ohhh right. You'll be killed..." | ||
"Okay I'll bring her to you | "Okay I'll bring her to you, but first, what's your name?" | ||
"actually, i'll introduce myself first real quick!" | "actually, i'll introduce myself first real quick!" | ||
"I am Pinkie Pie! And I am a professional speedrunner- I mean baker | "I am Pinkie Pie! And I am a professional speedrunner- I mean baker." | ||
??? says: "Pinkie Pie.. What a.. unique name!" | ??? says: "Pinkie Pie.. What a.. unique name!" | ||
"Anyway, my names Vinh." | "Anyway, my names [[Vinh Fedorov|Vinh]]." | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "What a nice name! Anyway, I'm gonna go get Twilight now. You stay here." | |||
Pinkie Pie says: "What a nice name! Anyway, I'm gonna go get Twilight now | |||
Vinh says: "Alright, thank you." | Vinh says: "Alright, thank you." | ||
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Pinkie Pie says: "Ah-" | Pinkie Pie says: "Ah-" | ||
A few | '''A few Yomtachs block the exit of the alleyway.''' | ||
" | "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" | ||
Vinh says: "uh" | Vinh says: "uh-" | ||
" | "We're screwed." | ||
The | '''The Yomtachs start to get closer and closer to the two of them.''' | ||
Yomtach says: "Ruta rototnazib, tsa nmad." | Yomtach says: "Ruta rototnazib, tsa nmad." | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "Don't know what they're saying. but don't worry Vinh.. I've got this | Pinkie Pie says: "Don't know what they're saying. but don't worry Vinh.. I've got this." | ||
Pinkie pulls out a giant blue canon from her hair and points it at the | '''Pinkie pulls out a giant blue canon from her hair and points it at the Yomtachs.''' | ||
The Yomtachs stop approaching. | '''The Yomtachs stop approaching.''' | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY... OR I'LL SHOOT..." | Pinkie Pie says: "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY... OR I'LL SHOOT..." | ||
Stalemate | '''Stalemate.''' | ||
Vinh says: "..." | Vinh says: "..." | ||
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Pinkie says: "..." | Pinkie says: "..." | ||
Pinkie says: " | Pinkie says: "Psst Vinh, get out of the garbage can." | ||
Vinh says: "Why?" | Vinh says: "Why?" | ||
Pinkie says: " | Pinkie says: "Trust me." | ||
Vinh begins to slowly get out of the garbage can. the | '''Vinh begins to slowly get out of the garbage can. the Yomtachs notice this and begin to approach again.''' | ||
Pinkie Pie screams: "I SAID I'D SHOOT I WON'T HESISTATE FRICKERS" | Pinkie Pie screams: "I SAID I'D SHOOT I WON'T HESISTATE FRICKERS" | ||
'''The Yomtachs stand still once again.''' | |||
Yomtach says: "Rinitoks lewot zerva. Eav noihsaf rhtan pony min tnemtrapa noisiced" | Yomtach says: "Rinitoks lewot zerva. Eav noihsaf rhtan pony min tnemtrapa noisiced." | ||
They start to run at Pinkie and Vinh | '''They start to run at Pinkie and Vinh.''' | ||
Vinh says: "AHJHIUHIHIJH SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT" | Vinh says: "AHJHIUHIHIJH SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT" | ||
Pinkie Pie shoots out confetti from the canon. | '''Pinkie Pie shoots out confetti from the canon.''' | ||
The | '''The Yomtachs let their guard down and get confused.''' | ||
Pinkie quickly grabs Vinh and runs out from the alleyway. | '''Pinkie quickly grabs Vinh and runs out from the alleyway.''' | ||
Vinh says: "NONONONOONO WE CAN'T GO ONTO THE STREET" | Vinh says: "NONONONOONO WE CAN'T GO ONTO THE STREET" | ||
Pinke Pie says: "IT'S TOO LATE NOW | Pinke Pie says: "IT'S TOO LATE NOW!" | ||
The | '''The Yomtachs looking for Vinh notice her. They begin to run after Pinkie.''' | ||
Vinh says: "THEY'RE GOING TO CATCH UP" | Vinh says: "THEY'RE GOING TO CATCH UP" | ||
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Pinkie Pie says: "Mm.. I HAVE AN IDEA!" | Pinkie Pie says: "Mm.. I HAVE AN IDEA!" | ||
Pinke Pie throws Vinh onto her back. | '''Pinke Pie throws Vinh onto her back.''' | ||
Pinkie Pie says: "HOLD ON, I'M ABOUT TO GO SUPER SPEED | Pinkie Pie says: "HOLD ON, I'M ABOUT TO GO SUPER SPEED!" | ||
Pinkie Pie eats a sonic themed cupcake and turns super saiyan and begins to run fast | '''Pinkie Pie eats a sonic themed cupcake and turns super saiyan and begins to run fast.''' | ||
Vinh says: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" | Vinh says: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" | ||
Meanwhile, at the meet up spot... | '''Meanwhile, at the meet up spot...''' | ||
Twilight says: "Seems like everybody is here except for Pinkie.." | Twilight says: "Seems like everybody is here except for Pinkie.." | ||
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Rainbowdash says: "Eh?" | Rainbowdash says: "Eh?" | ||
They hear loud screaming from afar. | '''They hear loud screaming from afar.''' | ||
Twilight says: "Wait a minute.. | Twilight says: "Wait a minute.. Isn't that Pinkie Pie!?" | ||
They all face the direction the screaming is coming from, and see Pinkie Pie running at them. | They all face the direction the screaming is coming from, and see Pinkie Pie running at them. | ||
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Twilight says: "WHAT" | Twilight says: "WHAT" | ||
Pinkie zooms past them. | '''Pinkie zooms past them.''' | ||
From the distance they see hundreds of Yomtachs running after her. | '''From the distance they see hundreds of Yomtachs running after her.''' | ||
Twilight says: "Oh boy...." | Twilight says: "Oh boy...." | ||
The others start to go the same direction as Pinkie. | '''The others start to go the same direction as Pinkie.''' | ||
Apple Jack says: "WHAT IN THE HAY HAPPENED!?" | Apple Jack says: "WHAT IN THE HAY HAPPENED!?" | ||
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"HNNNGH..." | "HNNNGH..." | ||
Twilight tries to use her magic, but it doesn't work. | '''Twilight tries to use her magic, but it doesn't work.''' | ||
Twilight says: "WAIT WHAT!?" | Twilight says: "WAIT WHAT!?" | ||
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Rarity says: "BACK THEN WE WERE THE ONES CHASING AFTER PEOPLE, NOW IT'S THE OPPOSITE!" | Rarity says: "BACK THEN WE WERE THE ONES CHASING AFTER PEOPLE, NOW IT'S THE OPPOSITE!" | ||
'''After some time, they run into a dead end.''' | |||
After some time, they run into a dead end. | |||
Rainbow Dash says: "Oh." | Rainbow Dash says: "Oh." | ||
The Yomtachs corner the six of them. | '''The Yomtachs corner the six of them.''' | ||
Apple Jack says: "Wait, but Pinkie isn't here?" | Apple Jack says: "Wait, but Pinkie isn't here?" | ||
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Twilight says: "She went so fast that we lost track of her.." | Twilight says: "She went so fast that we lost track of her.." | ||
" | "And now we're here.." | ||
Mordecai says: "Uhhh. wait." | Mordecai says: "Uhhh. wait." | ||
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"Good point. But what about you? You have wings too." | "Good point. But what about you? You have wings too." | ||
Mordecai says: " | Mordecai says: "Now's not the time, just fly us up already!" | ||
Rainbow and Fluttershy fly the others on top of some roof. | '''Rainbow and Fluttershy fly the others on top of some roof.''' | ||
The | '''The Yomtachs try to get them but fail.''' | ||
Mordecai says: "Well then. Looks like we're safe for now.." | Mordecai says: "Well then. Looks like we're safe for now.." | ||
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Twilight says; "Not really.. well anyway. let's start looking." | Twilight says; "Not really.. well anyway. let's start looking." | ||
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Latest revision as of 23:48, 14 October 2025
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South Alicorn says: "Hey, I just realized us ponies haven't checked up on the humans for a while. I wonder how they're doing?"
South Alicorn says: "What the fuck."
"I mean.. What the hay!!"
"Those humans.. they've grown bigger."
"And they look a lot different."
"How many years has it been? Sheesh.."
North Alicorn Kingdom says "Doubt those are humans..."
South Alicorn says: "Hmm, really? Then what are they.."
"Hopefully it's not the changelings trying to take over us again."
NAK says "Maybe there's something about them somewhere. Doubt they're completely new."
South Alicorn says: "Well alright, I'll send Twilight and her friends to check it out."
"Because who needs to do things when you can just tell your student to do them!"
Celestie writes a letter to Twilight explaining the situation.
Spike says: "Twilight he-"
Spike barfs out the letter.
Twilight says: "Oh! A letter from Princess Celestia."
Twilight opens it and reads it.
Twilight says: "Humans have been.. replaced?"
"Huh, interesting! I wonder why this happened.. Oh, hopefully it's not Discord again.."
Spike says: "If it was Discord wouldn't Ponyville and Canterlot be.. messed up?"
Twilight says: "Good point. Well anyway, time to call up the rest of the gals."
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...
Twilight says: "Hmm, I wonder why Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy and Rainbowdash weren't at their homes.. I wonder if something happened to them.."
Spike says: "It's fineeeeee. They're probably watching Pinkie Pie speedrun minecraft again."
Twilight says: "What's a Minecraft?"
Spike says: "Uhh, human thing."
Twilight says: "Human thing? I thought we haven't had contact with them for ages now!"
Spike says: "Yeah, I thought it was weird too. According to Pinke Pie it was in her mail box."
"She said the sender was some person named... Dream?"
Twilight says: "Dream? You know what, I won't question it."
Spike and Twilight head to Sugar Cube Corner. (AKA Pinkie Pies house)
Twilight says: "Welp, looks like we're here, Spike. Let's head in."
They head inside and are met with Pinkie Pie playing on some weird box with a screen, and the other main six cheering her on.
Rainbow Dash says: "KILL THAT DRAGON!!!"
Dream speedrun music is playing in the background as well.
Twilight says: "Hey girls, what are you doing?"
Rarity says: "We are watching Pinkie Pie speedrun this.. Mine Cart again."
Pinkie Pie says: "YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I DID IT!
"It was 2 seconds faster this time!"
"haHA! Now that Dream guy can't possibly beat me!!!"
Twilight says: "Uhm, well anyway. It's good that you're all here."
AppleJack says: "Hm, why?"
Twilight says: "I have a new mission from Celestia."
Rainbow Dash says: "LESS GOO!! FINALLY.. It's been AGES."
Twilight says: "Yeah, though to be honest this mission confuses me a bit.. what does this have to do with friendship?"
Twilight shows the others the letter Celestia sent her.
Rarity reads the letter. Rarity says: "Dear Twilight.. Humans have been replaced. Please figure out why. From, Celestia. P.S bring your friends!"
Rainbow Dash says: "Wait, humans have been replaced?"
Pinkie Pie says: "WHAT!?"
"NO THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT............"
"I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP OR NOT!! WE WILL FIGURE OUT WHY THIS IS HAPPENING!"
Rainbow Dash says: "Geez, I didn't know you liked Humans so much."
Pinkie Pie says: "DON'T QUESTION ME!"
Twilight says: "Well alright.. I guess let's start the mission."
Meanwhile with the Main Six...
The Main Six have already gotten ready to leave the Alicorn Kingdom. Though right now they're discussing a few things at Twilight's house.
Twilight says: "Alright girls. You've all brought the essentials, right?"
Pinkie Pie says: "YEP! I BROUGHT SOME CANDY.. CUPCAKES.. PRESENTS :D! ALL THE ESSENTIALS!"
AppleJack says: "I got us sum' apples and cider for the trip."
Rainbow Dash says: "I brought some board games we can play if we get, like.. bored."
"Oh and I also got some Daring Do books for the trip!"
Rarity says: "I have extra clothes for all of us. So if any of you get cold you can count on me."
Twilight says: "Hmm, alright I think we're set to go- Oh wait, Fluttershy, did you bring anything?"
Fluttershy says: "Yes..."
Twilight says: "So what is it?"
Fluttershy says: "Don't worry about it..."
Twilight says: "Uhh, alright!"
"So we're set for the trip.. Now where should I teleport us all to.."
"It'd be handy if we had a map of Yata.."
Pinkie Pie says: "Don't worry, Twi. Ya girl has got you covered."
Pinkie Pie pulls out some big and old dusty book from her bag.
She puts it on the floor and skips a few pages.
Pinkie Pie says: "Here it is!"
On one of the pages is a world map of Yata.. but it seems pretty outdated.
Twilight says: "I guess we'll have to use this."
"Let's see.. Luxuria is the nearest to us. Maybe we could go there."
Rarity says: "No, no.. Darling, we should go to the biggest city. Big cities have much more information."
Twilight says: "Good point, does this book say which city is the biggest?"
Pinkie Pie extends her eyeballs to look at the book closer. She quickly skims through the book.
Pinkie Pie says: "The book says it's Yetia City!"
Twilight says: "Yetia sounds really familiar. Oh well. Huddle up girls, we're going to Yeti-hay city."
The main six look around the city and notice the tall pale humanoid creatures looking at them.
Twilight says: "Uhm. Hi?"
The Yomtachs began to murmur between themselves, confused by the colorful ponies appearing out of nowhere.
Rainbow Dash says: "Aren't these just humans? maybe they all had a grow spurt."
Twilight says: "I doubt it. They look too different."
Rainbow Dash says: "When was the last time you saw a human?"
Twilight says: "..."
"Well whatever. Let's stop standing here and ask them some questions."
The main six walk up to some random Yomtach and strike up a conversation.
Rarity says: "Hello Darling. First of all, you are looking fabulous. Your outfit is to die for."
"And second of all, may we ask a few questions?"
Yomtach says: "..."
"something something in yomtachan"
Rarity says: "..."
"Ah, uh, may you repeat that?"
Yomtach says: "something something different in yomtachan."
Rarity says: "Oh."
Rainbow Dash says: "You have to be kidding me. Oi Twilight, you got any language learning spells?"
Twilight says: "No sorry, I've never really needed those kinds of spells so I don't know any."
Apple Jack says: "What should we do?"
Twilight says: "There's two things we could try. Either we keep asking around and hope we find somebody that we can understand.."
"Or we find a book that could help us translate between the languages."
Rainbow Dash says: "Ugh, sounds boring.."
"But fine."
Twilight says: "Alright. Let's split up so things can go faster. After 2 hours come back to this spot and we'll share if we've found anything."
The rest of the main six nod. They all go their separate ways and question every Yomtach they see.
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...
Meanwhile with Twilight.
Twilight says: "Alright, who should I ask first."
While walking along the street, Twilight notices something in the distance. She sees a tall humanoid blue jay talking to one of the Yomtachs.
Twilight says: "What the-"
As Twilight gets closer, she overhears the conversation.
??? says: "Look dude. It's been hard finding a job. I promise I'll pay you later."
Yomtach says: "It beeen muhdz zince luhzt puhemeent."
??? says: "Please, just a little longer?"
Yomtach says; "Puhck up eowr ztuff."
??? says: "Oh come on!"
Twilight says: "Wait a second."
"Is that.. Bird having a functional conversation with that creature?"
Twilight goes up to the two of them.
Twilight says: "Hello!"
??? says: "Huh?"
Yomtach says: "Wo uhre yu?"
Twilight says: "Oh, I'm Twilight Sparkle! I come from the Alicorn Kingdom."
"It's great to finally find somebody that can speak Ponyish! Even if it is a little bit.. hard to understand."
"No offense."
Yomtach says: "Uhh."
??? says: "Hey, can you not? I'm trying to settle my rent right now.."
Twilight says: "Oh um. Sorry?"
The blue jay turns back to the Yomtach.
??? says: "Look, I'll draw you something if you let me stay here for a little longer. how does that sound?"
Yomtach says: "I duh't uhccept druhwieng uhz puhemeent."
Before the blue jay can continue bargaining, the Yomtach turns around and heads inside a strange looking apartment.
??? says: "HEY!"
"Oh who am I kidding. I'm such a loser."
The blue jay sits down on the sidewalk and covers his face.
Twilight says: "Are you okay?"
??? says: "No."
Twilight says: "What were you two talking about anyway?"
??? says: "Long story short, I was renting an apartment but I wasn't able to pay for it. So the landlord kicked me out."
Twilight says: "I'm sorry to hear about that."
"Maybe you should ask one of your friends for a place to stay?"
??? says: "..."
"I don't have friends. At least, not anymore."
Twilight says: "Oh..."
"What happened to them, if you don't mind me asking?"
??? says: "I don't want to talk about it."
Twilight says: "Mm.."
"Hey, what if you stayed with me?"
??? says: "Wha- Wait are you hitting on me?"
Twilight says: "What?? No??"
"I'm offering you a place to stay!"
??? says: "Didn't you say you lived in the.. Alicorn Kingdom?"
"Where even is that."
Twilight says: "It's near a place called Luxuria."
??? says: "Oh."
"How's it like living in the Alicorn Kingdom?"
Twilight says: "Good! It's ruled by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna."
"They're the best leaders I know."
"And everybody in PonyVille is very friendly. I'm sure they'd accept you right away."
??? says: "..."
"How can I know you're telling the truth?"
Twilight says: "I can you there right now!"
"Well, maybe not right now. I have a mission currently, so I'll take you after I finish it."
??? says: "Okay fine, I'll trust you."
"Mostly because i literally have no other choice."
Twilight says: "Great!"
"Do you want to accompany me on my mission?"
??? says: "Ehh. Sure."
Twilight says: "Oh, I just realized I didn't catch your name! What should I call you?"
??? says: "Call me Mordecai."
Meanwhile in Yetia City...
Twilight says: "So Mordecai, was the creature you were talking to your landlord?"
Mordecai says: "Creature? Oh you mean Yomtachs."
Twilight says: "Yom.. what?"
Mordecai says: "They tall guys are called Yomtachs."
Twilight says: "Huh, are they some sort of new breed of humans?"
Mordecai says: "Um, not that I know of?"
Twilight says: "Interesting..."
"May I talk with your landlord?"
Mordecai says: "Go ahead."
Twilight says: "Okay let's go!"
Mordecai says: "I'll stay outside actually."
Twilight says: "What why- oh."
"Alright! I'll be quick."
Twilight heads inside the strange looking apartment. There she sees the Yomtach.
Twilight says: "Hello again. May I speak to you?"
Yomtach says: "Are yu here to reent uhpuhrtmeent?"
Twilight says: "I'm here to ask a few questions about your species."
Yomtach says: "uhzk uhwuhe i guezz?"
Twilight pulls out a notebook and pencil from her bag (With Magic)
Twilight says: "What to start with first..."
"Is your species related to the humans?"
Yomtach says: "I duh't dink zo. I never ztudied biologe"
Twilight says: "Uhuh..."
Twilight writes it down in her notepad.
"So what happened to the humans?"
The Yomtach closes his eyes and crosses his arms.
Twilight says: "Uhh are you alright?"
Yomtach says: "Thee were muhzzuhcred... Be uz. "
Twilight says: "..."
"What?"
"Did I hear that correctly?"
Yomtach says: "Yez."
Twilight says: "I'm confused.. Why did your species kill the humans!?"
Yomtach says: "It'z huhrd to expluhin. And i duh't wuhnt to cuhtinue diz."
Twilight says: "Wait-"
The Yomtach leaves.
Twilight says: "I don't get it.. What happened between the Humans and Yomtachs? Couldn't they have just talked it out and become friends..?"
Twilight leaves the apartment sad and confused. Mordecai notices her disappointed expression.
Mordecai says: "You okay?"
Twilight says: "I had no clue the humans were killed.. How long ago did this happen!?"
Mordecai says: "I think like two years ago?"
Twilight says: "TWO YEARS AGO!?"
"I thought it was more!?"
"Oh well.. It seems we've figured out why there's no humans. I guess it's time to go back to Ponyville."
Mordecai says: "Well that was a short trip."
Mordecai gets up from sitting on the sidewalk and stretches a bit.
Twilight says: "I brought some friends along with me, so we can't go straight to the Alicorn kingdom just yet."
Mordecai says: "Ah. Alright."
Twilight and Mordecai go to the meet up spot.
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Meanwhile with Pinkie Pie...
Pinkie Pie says: "AGH! I CAN'T FIND ANYBODY WHO SPEAKS PONYISH!"
While crying about how she can't find a Yomtach that speaks English, Pinkie Pie accidentally runs into a sign.
Pinkie Pie says: "iJHIUHIUHIUHWIUHUIHWIRUHWIEURH"
"I'M SO SORRY MR.SIGN!"
Pinkie Pie takes a look at the sign and sees a giant beer mug on it and some other things she can't make out.
Pinkie Pie says: "WOWIE! THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEED!"
Pinkie Pie looks up at the building the sign was next to and heads inside.
"This looks snazzy!"
Once inside, she examines everything around her. She sees some Yomtachs drinking and eating while sitting on some tall stools.
She climbs on one of the stools.
Pinkie Pie says: "Helloooo, do you sell beer?"
Bartender says: "Rtrejh ravva colorful atvab gralti tcatnoc?"
Pinkie Pie says: "OH COME ONE!"
Bartender says: "Sorre? wuht wowld yu like."
Pinkie Pie says: "Two beers, three vodkas."
Bartender says: "Oh wow, goieng drowgh uh divorce? huhhuh."
Pinkie Pie says: "Noo.. It's just that."
"I've been searching for somebody here in this stupid city that I can understand!"
"But it's so HARD."
"So now I'm drinking away my problems! Like my sister."
Bartender says: "Towgh life."
Pinkie Pie says: "Well hopefully the others found somebody that can speak Ponyish."
Bartender says: "Puhe..izh? I duh't dink uhnebode here wil know how to zpeuhk duht. Sorre to zuhe."
Pinkie Pie says: "R-Really!?"
"That is so not based/poggers. #wap."
Bartender says: "Wuht."
Pinkie Pie says: "Yeah same I don't really get what it means, but that Dream guy keeps saying that and I don't know why....."
"Anyway.. I guess we'll never find out what happened to the humans then.."
Bartender says: "We do yu wuhnt to find owt uhbowt de humuhnz?"
Pinkie Pie says: "Well my friend Twilight was sent on a mission by Princess Celestia to figure out why the humans are gone."
"And we were told to come along."
"So now i'm here."
Bartender says: "I cuhn tel yu whuht huhppeened to de humuhnz."
Pinkie Pie says: "WHAHWHWHAWHWH REALLY!?
Pinkie Pie chugs down the two beers.
"Alrighty......... start telling."
Bartender says: "Well-"
Suddenly, a Yomtach swings open the door of the bar and screams something.
"Vruht's ravva daruv nolo noihsaf knarf!" The Yomtach shouts, before leaving the bar.
Some Yomtachs look shocked, while the others seem ecstatic.
The estatic Yomtachs run out of the bar.
Pinkie Pie says: "Uhhhhhhhhh, what's happening?"
Bartender says: "Appuhreentle dere'z uh humuhn uh de zchreetz!?"
Pinkie Pie says: "WHWHWHWHHWHWWHUHUHUHUH!?!?!?"
"SORRY MISTER, I GOTTA GO!"
Pinkie chugs down the vodkas and quickly runs out of the bar.
She sees some Yomtachs on the street searching for something.
Pinkie Pie says: "..."
Pinkie begins to search for the human.
Pinkie notices a horde of Yomtachs looking at something, so she gets closer.
She sees that on the ground is some droplets of blood.
Pinkie Pie says: "...um."
Pinkie Pie gets very worried about the blood. She quickly runs into a dark alleyway.
"Why was there blood!??!?"
Pinkie sits down near a garbage bin.
"Was it the humans???"
She sighs and pulls out some candy from her bag.
"I wonder, where could the human be tho... Maybe this delicious candy will get my mind working aha."
Before she could bite into the tasty looking candy, Pinkie gets startled by a 'pssst' noise.
"AKSJAKSJKWRIUWEHRUIWEHRWE UIRWHO WAS THAT!?!?!?!"
??? says: "Shhh! Don't scream.."
Pinkie realizes it came from the Garbage Bin.
Pinkie Pie says: "AHH!! TALKING GARBAGE MONSTER! DON'T HURT ME PLEASE I'LL GIVE YOU A CUPCAKE :pleading_face: "
??? says: "Please calm down! Also I'm not a garbage monster."
The garbage bins lid opens up a little.
Pinkie can see two pairs of eyes.
Pinkie says: "T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Then who are you!?"
??? says: "Uhh, first answer me this."
"Are you working with the Yomtachs?"
Pinkie says: "Um, what's a Yom Tic Tac?"
"Is that some sort of candy."
??? says: "..."
"No they're the giant monsters that recently took over!"
Pinkie says: "Uhhhh.."
"Are you talking about the funny faced tall pale monsters?"
??? says: "Yes!"
Pinkie says: "Noooooooo I'm not working with them?"
??? says: "Hmm, alright."
The lid gets taken off completely and a human pops out.
Pinkie says: "WHAT THE-"
The human covers Pinkies mouth.
??? says: "Shhhh!"
"Please."
Pinkie says: "Oh- sorry."
"Why are you hiding?"
??? says: "Huh? You don't know..?"
"If the Yomtachs see me, they'll kill me.."
Pinkie says: "Huh!? Why would they kill you?"
??? says: "MMMMMM I Really don't have the time to explain this. I need to get out of the city."
Pinkie says: "Oh okay! I can help you with that."
??? says: "Eh? Really!"
Pinkie says: "Yeah, my friend Twilight can just teleport you anywhere!"
??? says: "Wait what?"
Pinkie says: "I can take you to her, let's go!"
Pinkie begins to leave, but the human grabs her tail.
"EEK"
??? says: "Wait, maybe you can bring her to me?"
Pinkie Pie says: "Eh why- ohhh right. You'll be killed..."
"Okay I'll bring her to you, but first, what's your name?"
"actually, i'll introduce myself first real quick!"
"I am Pinkie Pie! And I am a professional speedrunner- I mean baker."
??? says: "Pinkie Pie.. What a.. unique name!"
"Anyway, my names Vinh."
Pinkie Pie says: "What a nice name! Anyway, I'm gonna go get Twilight now. You stay here."
Vinh says: "Alright, thank you."
??? says: "Tekna"
Pinkie Pie says: "Ah-"
A few Yomtachs block the exit of the alleyway.
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Vinh says: "uh-"
"We're screwed."
The Yomtachs start to get closer and closer to the two of them.
Yomtach says: "Ruta rototnazib, tsa nmad."
Pinkie Pie says: "Don't know what they're saying. but don't worry Vinh.. I've got this."
Pinkie pulls out a giant blue canon from her hair and points it at the Yomtachs.
The Yomtachs stop approaching.
Pinkie Pie says: "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY... OR I'LL SHOOT..."
Stalemate.
Vinh says: "..."
Yomtachs say: "..."
Pinkie says: "..."
Pinkie says: "Psst Vinh, get out of the garbage can."
Vinh says: "Why?"
Pinkie says: "Trust me."
Vinh begins to slowly get out of the garbage can. the Yomtachs notice this and begin to approach again.
Pinkie Pie screams: "I SAID I'D SHOOT I WON'T HESISTATE FRICKERS"
The Yomtachs stand still once again.
Yomtach says: "Rinitoks lewot zerva. Eav noihsaf rhtan pony min tnemtrapa noisiced."
They start to run at Pinkie and Vinh.
Vinh says: "AHJHIUHIHIJH SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT"
Pinkie Pie shoots out confetti from the canon.
The Yomtachs let their guard down and get confused.
Pinkie quickly grabs Vinh and runs out from the alleyway.
Vinh says: "NONONONOONO WE CAN'T GO ONTO THE STREET"
Pinke Pie says: "IT'S TOO LATE NOW!"
The Yomtachs looking for Vinh notice her. They begin to run after Pinkie.
Vinh says: "THEY'RE GOING TO CATCH UP"
Pinkie Pie says: "Mm.. I HAVE AN IDEA!"
Pinke Pie throws Vinh onto her back.
Pinkie Pie says: "HOLD ON, I'M ABOUT TO GO SUPER SPEED!"
Pinkie Pie eats a sonic themed cupcake and turns super saiyan and begins to run fast.
Vinh says: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Meanwhile, at the meet up spot...
Twilight says: "Seems like everybody is here except for Pinkie.."
Rarity says: "Maybe she forgot where the meet up spot is? This city is quite big, I wouldn't be surprised."
Apple Jack says: "If Pinkie can remember everyponies birthday in Ponyville, then she can remember a meet up spot."
Fluttershy says: "What if... something bad happened to her....?"
Twilight says: "hopefully not.."
Mordecai says: "Hey, do you guys hear that?"
Rainbowdash says: "Eh?"
They hear loud screaming from afar.
Twilight says: "Wait a minute.. Isn't that Pinkie Pie!?"
They all face the direction the screaming is coming from, and see Pinkie Pie running at them.
Pinkie Pie says: "TWILIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
"RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Twilight says: "WHAT"
Pinkie zooms past them.
From the distance they see hundreds of Yomtachs running after her.
Twilight says: "Oh boy...."
The others start to go the same direction as Pinkie.
Apple Jack says: "WHAT IN THE HAY HAPPENED!?"
Mordecai says: "DO WE EVEN NEED TO RUN? CAN'T YOU JUST TELEPORT US SOMEWHERE SAFE?"
Twilight says: "GOOD IDEA.. I'LL USE IT NOW!"
"HNNNGH..."
Twilight tries to use her magic, but it doesn't work.
Twilight says: "WAIT WHAT!?"
"WHY ISN'T IT WORKING???"
Rarity says: "OUR CURRENT SITUATION IS QUITE.. STRESSFUL, PERHAPS THAT'S WHY IT ISN'T WORKING? SINCE YOU CAN FOCUS CLEARLY."
Twilight says: "BUT.. IN THE PAST.. I WAS ABLE TO DO IT.. WHY NOW?"
Rarity says: "BACK THEN WE WERE THE ONES CHASING AFTER PEOPLE, NOW IT'S THE OPPOSITE!"
After some time, they run into a dead end.
Rainbow Dash says: "Oh."
The Yomtachs corner the six of them.
Apple Jack says: "Wait, but Pinkie isn't here?"
Twilight says: "She went so fast that we lost track of her.."
"And now we're here.."
Mordecai says: "Uhhh. wait."
"These two ponies have wings! Can't they just fly us up on a roof?"
Rainbow Dash says: ".."
"Good point. But what about you? You have wings too."
Mordecai says: "Now's not the time, just fly us up already!"
Rainbow and Fluttershy fly the others on top of some roof.
The Yomtachs try to get them but fail.
Mordecai says: "Well then. Looks like we're safe for now.."
Twilight says: "I wonder why they were chasing after Pinkie in the first place.."
Mordecai says: "Uh, didn't you see?"
Twilight says: "See what?"
Mordecai says: "Your little friend was carrying a human on her back."
Twilight says: "WHAT!?"
"SO HUMANS AREN'T EXTINCT?"
Mordecai says: "Well, not yet at least."
Twilight says: "Phew.."
Rainbow Dash says: "Yeah yeah, humans humans. We need to look for Pinkie!"
"Who knows what those weirdos will do to her."
"Me and Fluttershy can look for her from above."
Twilight says: "Alright.."
Mordecai says: "Now that the situation isn't as stressful, can't you just teleport yourselves to her?"
Twilight says: "No. I can only teleport to somebody if I know their location."
Mordecai says: "Geez, magic has a lot of rules I guess."
Twilight says; "Not really.. well anyway. let's start looking."
