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Luxuria says: "I'll see what I can get out of him.. I'll go now. Bye."
Luxuria says: "I'll see what I can get out of him.. I'll go now. Bye."
{{History}}
 
== Chapter 2 ==
'''Terry lives with Sofia in the palace.'''
 
'''One day [[Arlo George|Arlo]] comes and visits Sofia because like he's not dead like the others.'''
 
Arlo says: "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is this your boyfriend? tbh i thought you were a lesbian but ok"
 
Sofia says: "He's some guy I found in the middle of nowhere.. he knows about the NLE."
 
Arlo says: "ye i heard about him on the news"
 
"also there's like thousands of people outside your palace trying to take pictures of him"
 
"anyway I heard you asked him questions"
 
Sofia says: "Yeah, but he keeps saying "I don't know" and also keeps asking for permission to do anything.."
 
Arlo says: "lol he got a tragic backstory or sumthin?"
 
Sofia says: "..."
 
"Oh arlo..."
 
Arlo says: "anyway can i ask him questions?"
 
Sofia says: "go ahead.."
 
Arlo says: "What shampoo do you use your hair is silky AF"
 
Terry says: "..."
 
"Do you want me to use shampoo?"
 
Arlo says: "what"
 
Sofia says: "Arlo please be serious"
 
Arlo says: "bro the man should learn to have some fun he looks so stiff and empty"
 
Sofia says: "Right let's not waste news station space with our dialogue. It'll get annoying for everybody."
 
Arlo says: "okay Terry do you like the [[NLE]]?"
 
Terry says: "Do you want me to like it?"
 
Arlo says: "You decide"
 
Terry says: "..."
 
"..."
 
"..."
 
"I don't kn-"
 
Arlo says: "no rights to say idk now"
 
Terry says: "..."
 
"Maybe"
 
Arlo says: "yo i'm bout to beat u up"
 
"bro u gotta start like, thinking for yourself"
 
"and doing whatever u feel like w/out permission"
 
"what are you going to do when you're stranded in the middle of nowhere and have nobody with you?"
 
"you'll just die there"
 
Terry says: "..."
 
Arlo says: "so answer me... what shampoo do you use?"
 
Terry says: "I."
 
"I."
 
"I."
 
"Don't..."
 
Terry says: "i don't use shampoo"
 
Arlo says: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
 
Sofia says: "..."
 
":flushed:"
 
Arlo says: "i'm proud of u we have come a long way"
 
"ur like the little brother i wanted"
 
"but instead i got like..."
 
"..."
 
"idk all of them are dead"
 
'''Sofia smacks Arlo on the head.'''
 
Arlo says: "ouch ok but"
 
"what now lol im hungry"
 
Sofia says: "I'll ask him meaningful questions now.."
 
Sofia asks: "What is your opinion on the NLE?"
 
Terry says: "I.."
 
Arlo says: "bro that's kinda difficult like we just got him to tell us if he uses shampoo"
 
"terry what do u think about me"
 
Terry says: "...Loud..."
 
Arlo says: "Ow"
 
"but hey we getting somewhere"
 
"what do u think of Sofia"
 
Terry says: "...Kind..."
 
Arlo says: "ok so what do u think about the NLE now"
 
Terry says: "..."
 
"confusing"
 
Arlo says: "ye honestly same"
 
"chile anyway let's all go to the amusement park i'm bored"
[[File:Terrygruuber.png|thumb|180x180px]]
'''and then Arlo forcefully took Sofia and Terry to an amusement park'''
 
'''Before even leaving the palace area, the [[Gruuber]] straight up breaks thru the giant door and picks up Terry w/ his fangs'''
 
'''The Gruuber takes Terry back inside'''
 
Arlo says: "........"
 
"bro this is why i hate spacedogs, so greedy."
 
Terry says: "[[Man'eh]]"
 
Sofia says: "what"
 
Arlo says: "lmao manny nice"
 
"wdym by that"
 
Terry says: "I.. I'm not sure"
 
Arlo says: "chile anyway what did u even name the space dog, sofia?"
 
Sofia says: "Hades"
 
Arlo says: "like the devil?"
 
Sofia says: "...."
 
"LIKE OUR [[Hades George|DEAD BROTHER]]???"
 
Arlo says: "that's beside the point, haydeez let terry ago"
 
'''Arlo gets closer to the Gruuber and Terry but the Gruuber just smacks Arlo into a wall'''
 
Arlo says: "KSAJDFWEOIRWUEIRH OUCH"
 
Sofia says: "Hades i'll give you oil if you let Terry go"
 
Terry says: "Man'eh, stop.."
 
'''The Gruuber gets up and stands next to Terry.'''
 
Sofia says:
 
Arlo says:
 
Sofia says: "wait what ok"
 
Sofia says: "What does Man'eh mean?"
 
Terry says: "I heard it... somewhere.."
 
Sofia says: "Alright then.."
 
"I'm gonna take Arlo to a hospital.."
 
Terry says: "...What do I do?"
 
Sofia says: "You decide"
 
Terry says: "..."
 
'''Sofia and Arlo go to the hospital'''
 
'''Later Sofia comes back to the palace'''
 
'''And what she sees is..'''
 
'''Terry standing in the exact same spot but with a smoothie.'''
 
'''oh and the gruuber is eating some guy'''
 
Sofia says: "...."
 
"whatcha got there?"
 
Terry says: "A smoothie."
 
Sofia says: "No.. the dead body Hades is eating.."
 
Terry says: "A man attacked me."
 
Sofia says: "TERRY YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET HADES EAT [[Humans|HUMAN]] FLESH-"
 
Terry says: "I apologize. I did not know what to do."
 
Sofia says: "I'll forgive you because that guy was a wanted criminal anyway.."
 
Sofia says: "It's night.. I'm going to bed."
 
Terry says: "..."
 
Sofia says: "You should too... If you want."
 
Terry says: "okay."
 
'''Sofia goes to her bedroom'''
 
'''She lays down in bed'''
 
'''Then Terry comes in and lays next to her'''
 
'''so does the Gruuber'''
 
Sofia says: "...."
 
"okay i didn't mean it like that"
 
Sofia says: "Goodnight."
 
'''They all go to sleep.'''{{History}}
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Revision as of 00:31, 7 August 2025

Year: 144 CE - tba

Chapter 1

While riding on an emu, Queen Sofia finds a hole in the middle of nowhere.

She goes to the hole to see why its there. It' not as deep as she imagined and there is some rubble there.

She almost leaves, before she hears an "Ouch" from the hole in the ground.

Queen Sofia shouts: "IS ANYBODY DOWN THERE!?"

A man says back to her: "Y-Yes?"

Sofia goes down into the hole and starts moving the rubble to see if she can find the man.

After a bit, she finally finds him

The man looks to be in his 20s and he has black hair.

Queen Sofia says: "Are you alright? What were you doing in such a strange hole..?"

The man says: "Do.. Do you want me to be alright?"

Queen Sofia says: "..Yes?"

The man says: "Then I'm alright."

Queen Sofia says: "You're bleeding.. I'll take you to a hospital"

Sofia takes the black haired man to a nearby hospital.

The doctors tell Sofia that he had like 8 broken ribs and both of his arms were broken as well.

Sofia goes into the room the man is in and starts asking questions

"What's your name?"

The man says: "Name...?"

Sofia says: "Do.. Do you have a name?"

The man says: "....Do you want me to have a name?"

Sofia says: "That's an odd question.. I guess, yeah?"

The man says: "Then my name will be Terry..... Teur..?"

Sofia says: "iquhrqweuirghweuyrgweuyrg"

"What a specific name.."

The man says: "It was the first thing I saw."

"It was written down on.. that machine."

Sofia says: "What machine..?"

The man says: "I don't.. remember what it was.."

Terry says: "I think... I came out of it..."

Sofia says: "What?"

"Tell me more.. Why were you stuck under that rubble?"

Terry says: "I pressed something, and the roof fell."

Sofia says: "Do you remember how you got in the machine?"

Terry says: "..."

"Creepy.."

Sofia says: "iuqhruyiwegruiwyergweuyirgweuyirg"

"DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT"

Terry says: "Okay. I'll remember to not scare you."

Sofia says: "But.. What do you mean by Creepy?"

Terry says: "I don't know."

Sofia says: "Well then.. I knew that there were still some mysteries left by the NLE but.. I'm still surprised."

Terry says: "New Luxurian Empire."

Sofia says: "huh?"

Terry says: "..."

Sofia says: "Do you know about it?"

Terry says: "No, I know nothing."

Sofia says: "You better not be lying..."

Terry says: "..."

"Do you want me to not lie?"

Sofia says: "That would be nice"

Terry says: "Okay, I will keep that in mind."

Sofia says: "It looks like visiting hours are almost over. I'm going to go now. I'll see you tomorrow."

Sofia starts leaving.. But then Terry gets out of the hospital bed and starts following her.

Sofia says: "W-WOAH! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO MOVE!"

Terry says: "Is.. that an order?"

Sofia says: "By the doctors.. yes..?"

Terry goes back to the bed.

Sofia says: "Just.. stay there... and don't leave the bed.."

Sofia leaves.

Queen Sofia does not know if she should keep Terry a secret from the world or not. She decides to not tell for now.

The next day at the hospital, Sofia visits Terry again.

Sofia says: "Hey.. How did you sleep?"

Terry says: "....I..was supposed to sleep?"

Sofia says: "..."

Terry says: "..."

Sofia says: "What do you mean by that"

Terry says: "You didn't tell me to sleep.. So I didn't."

Sofia says: "What-"

Sofia says: "You don't need my permission to sleep..."

Terry says: "Okay. When should I sleep?"

Sofia says: "When... The doctors tell you to?"

Terry says: "Okay. I will sleep when the doctors tell me to."

Sofia notices there is food on the nightstand.

Sofia says: "Are you going to eat that?"

Terry says: "Oh. Do you want me to eat it?"

Sofia says: "...."

"Do you also need permission from me to eat??"

Terry says: "..."

Sofia says: "Just eat it."

Terry says: "Okay."

Terry eats the food

Sofia says: "Okay.. I'm gonna ask you some questions.."

"Do you know anything about Peppa Pig?"

Terry says: "..."

"I don't know."

Sofia says: "Okay... What about Denver Gagging- I mean Gagnon."

Terry says: "I don't know."

Sofia says: ".."

"Well I mean.. You did have a ceiling fall onto you so no wonder you wouldn't remember."

"..."

Terry says: "..."

Sofia leaves.

---

Sofia considers if she should tell the world about Terry or not. but in the end she came to a choice. Luxuria explained to the countries of the world that they had found a strange manin a hole in the ground who claimed to be Terry Teur, the country's former president which had caused the Luxurian Purge, and had mentioned Creepy without being prompted and behaved very strangely. The other countries suggested trying to figure out how he ended up like this, so Sofia did as they told.

---

After a few days Terry heals up. Doctors say it was quick but whatever. Sofia takes Terry to the royal palace.

The Gruuber[1] notices terry and starts running around him

Terry says: "..."

Sofia says: "Calm down boy"

Terry says: "Boy? Is that your son?"

Sofia says: "i-"

"No he's my pet from my grandpa's boyfriend."

Terry says: "Pet... Pet..."

"So.. a Dog?"

Sofia says: "Yeah.. Let's go with that."

Sofia and Terry go to the living room or whatever idk

Sofia asks: "So do you know anything about Timor-Leste?"

Terry says: "I don't know."

Sofia asks: "Do you know anything about Space Giraffes?"

Terry says: "I don't know."

Sofia asks: "Do you know.. anything?"

Terry says: "Do you want me to know?"

Sofia says: "This is going nowhere."

"Why do you keep asking for permission.. I might be the queen but that doesn't mean you have to act like my.. butler."

Terry says: "I apologize for my actions."

Sofia says: "Stay there for a minute.. I need to go do something."

Sofia leaves the room to speak with the other countries about how little had progressed and how he was behaving.

knock knock

Terry walks into the room Sofia was in to communicate.

Sofia says: "what are you doing here-"

Terry says: "One minute has passed."

Sofia says: "..."

"Did you take that literally-"

Terry says: "..."

"I don't know"

Luxuria says: "I'll see what I can get out of him.. I'll go now. Bye."

Chapter 2

Terry lives with Sofia in the palace.

One day Arlo comes and visits Sofia because like he's not dead like the others.

Arlo says: "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is this your boyfriend? tbh i thought you were a lesbian but ok"

Sofia says: "He's some guy I found in the middle of nowhere.. he knows about the NLE."

Arlo says: "ye i heard about him on the news"

"also there's like thousands of people outside your palace trying to take pictures of him"

"anyway I heard you asked him questions"

Sofia says: "Yeah, but he keeps saying "I don't know" and also keeps asking for permission to do anything.."

Arlo says: "lol he got a tragic backstory or sumthin?"

Sofia says: "..."

"Oh arlo..."

Arlo says: "anyway can i ask him questions?"

Sofia says: "go ahead.."

Arlo says: "What shampoo do you use your hair is silky AF"

Terry says: "..."

"Do you want me to use shampoo?"

Arlo says: "what"

Sofia says: "Arlo please be serious"

Arlo says: "bro the man should learn to have some fun he looks so stiff and empty"

Sofia says: "Right let's not waste news station space with our dialogue. It'll get annoying for everybody."

Arlo says: "okay Terry do you like the NLE?"

Terry says: "Do you want me to like it?"

Arlo says: "You decide"

Terry says: "..."

"..."

"..."

"I don't kn-"

Arlo says: "no rights to say idk now"

Terry says: "..."

"Maybe"

Arlo says: "yo i'm bout to beat u up"

"bro u gotta start like, thinking for yourself"

"and doing whatever u feel like w/out permission"

"what are you going to do when you're stranded in the middle of nowhere and have nobody with you?"

"you'll just die there"

Terry says: "..."

Arlo says: "so answer me... what shampoo do you use?"

Terry says: "I."

"I."

"I."

"Don't..."

Terry says: "i don't use shampoo"

Arlo says: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Sofia says: "..."

":flushed:"

Arlo says: "i'm proud of u we have come a long way"

"ur like the little brother i wanted"

"but instead i got like..."

"..."

"idk all of them are dead"

Sofia smacks Arlo on the head.

Arlo says: "ouch ok but"

"what now lol im hungry"

Sofia says: "I'll ask him meaningful questions now.."

Sofia asks: "What is your opinion on the NLE?"

Terry says: "I.."

Arlo says: "bro that's kinda difficult like we just got him to tell us if he uses shampoo"

"terry what do u think about me"

Terry says: "...Loud..."

Arlo says: "Ow"

"but hey we getting somewhere"

"what do u think of Sofia"

Terry says: "...Kind..."

Arlo says: "ok so what do u think about the NLE now"

Terry says: "..."

"confusing"

Arlo says: "ye honestly same"

"chile anyway let's all go to the amusement park i'm bored"

and then Arlo forcefully took Sofia and Terry to an amusement park

Before even leaving the palace area, the Gruuber straight up breaks thru the giant door and picks up Terry w/ his fangs

The Gruuber takes Terry back inside

Arlo says: "........"

"bro this is why i hate spacedogs, so greedy."

Terry says: "Man'eh"

Sofia says: "what"

Arlo says: "lmao manny nice"

"wdym by that"

Terry says: "I.. I'm not sure"

Arlo says: "chile anyway what did u even name the space dog, sofia?"

Sofia says: "Hades"

Arlo says: "like the devil?"

Sofia says: "...."

"LIKE OUR DEAD BROTHER???"

Arlo says: "that's beside the point, haydeez let terry ago"

Arlo gets closer to the Gruuber and Terry but the Gruuber just smacks Arlo into a wall

Arlo says: "KSAJDFWEOIRWUEIRH OUCH"

Sofia says: "Hades i'll give you oil if you let Terry go"

Terry says: "Man'eh, stop.."

The Gruuber gets up and stands next to Terry.

Sofia says:

Arlo says:

Sofia says: "wait what ok"

Sofia says: "What does Man'eh mean?"

Terry says: "I heard it... somewhere.."

Sofia says: "Alright then.."

"I'm gonna take Arlo to a hospital.."

Terry says: "...What do I do?"

Sofia says: "You decide"

Terry says: "..."

Sofia and Arlo go to the hospital

Later Sofia comes back to the palace

And what she sees is..

Terry standing in the exact same spot but with a smoothie.

oh and the gruuber is eating some guy

Sofia says: "...."

"whatcha got there?"

Terry says: "A smoothie."

Sofia says: "No.. the dead body Hades is eating.."

Terry says: "A man attacked me."

Sofia says: "TERRY YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET HADES EAT HUMAN FLESH-"

Terry says: "I apologize. I did not know what to do."

Sofia says: "I'll forgive you because that guy was a wanted criminal anyway.."

Sofia says: "It's night.. I'm going to bed."

Terry says: "..."

Sofia says: "You should too... If you want."

Terry says: "okay."

Sofia goes to her bedroom

She lays down in bed

Then Terry comes in and lays next to her

so does the Gruuber

Sofia says: "...."

"okay i didn't mean it like that"

Sofia says: "Goodnight."

They all go to sleep.

HISTORY
Before 0 CE Ancient HistoryThe Tales of the CrystalliansExtinction of the AncientfolkFirst Human-Yomtach WarAncient HistoryThe Great Sleep (The Great Dream) • Theian Cataclysm
0 CE - 56 CE Lost ArchivesFirst Furry WarSecond Furry WarRising tensionsThe Empire WarsKalevian War of IndependenceCatherian eraLater Empire WarsFirst Void War - AftermathDiscovery of the EirnicsEighth Yetian RevolutionBeginning of the Eirnic-Yetia PartnershipSecond England WarVoid Energy DealInformation found about The Giver3 Day WarYetian ReformFounding of PoavakLuxurian InvestigationPoavak-Manzheboyi WarNew Empire WarEirnic Controversy and Alpine InvestigationNinth Yetian RevolutionTreaty of UkraineLiquimCzecho-Hungaria ConflictThe SnapWorld War 1Treaty of Taipei
57 CE - 99 CE 57 Scandimarian ElectionWaclaw Independence ReferendumYetian War of IndependenceThe ReversalEstablishment of Linelandic RussiaYetian Refugee CrisisThird England WarRed Leader's Investigation of YARSFourth England WarAbardean-Sizzlean WarLuxurian Military Base RaidYetian Wars of ReconquestThe PlagueKorean War of IndependenceEstablishment of ChorosLinelandic RevolutionWorld War 2Red Leader's collaboration with DragoTwelfth Yetian Civil WarProclamation of the Luxurian EmpireLuxurian-Spinese WarLuxurian-Sizzlean WarLuxurian-Abardean WarLuxurian-Linelandic WarSizzlean RevolutionWorld War 313th Yetian Civil WarSizzlean Succession CrisisSecond Abardean-Sizzlean WarPoavakian War of IndependenceThird Furry WarFifth England WarLuxurian RestorationSpinese-Celtic WarYorican RevolutionBeginning of the Hongerswakan-Sarpistani AllianceDiscovery of NarakamHybrite Invasion of Yetia14th Yetian Civil War & Second Linelandic-Yetian WarNorth Italian War of IndependenceRed Leader's attack on YataDiscovery of the NLEYetian Constitutional CrisisSixth England WarSecond Sizzlean-Yetian WarLinelandic-Sizzlean WarSeventh England WarSizzlean-Yetian Acts of UnionAssassination of O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimxSYE-Waclaw WarSYE-Utsong WarInvestigation into the NLEChristmas RebellionSYE-Abard WarEighth England WarLuxurian Agent InterviewIslandian Civil WarWorld War 4A tale of a Sipedroan SoldierKatie Johnroo's Musical CareerDeath of Pedro El FiestaSecond Yetian War of IndependenceFurry War RevengeSizzlean Reunification WarExpansion of WalesRestoration of EnglandDiscovering the Empire of YataYear 81 IconicDragons-Pepperoni Rugby Match12 Day WarOperation Thunder & Operation SandstrikeSarpistani Civil WarInvestigating GreenlandYatan-Human ConflictDeposition of Henry El FiestaSecond Linelandic Civil WarSpinese Assassination AttemptSecond Human-Yomtach WarLuxurian PurgeScandimarian-Yumranrujg WarScandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarNLE-Luxurian WarWaclaw-British War15th Yetian Civil WarYetian Subjugation of AbardHarsens Disease OutbreakPortal IncidentThird Yetian-Kalevian WarSecond North Italian War of IndependenceKyrif Rogalk - Ahteat Tnes Ranrujg WarPatrky's RevolutionSecond Luxurian-Spinese WarRed Leader's Second Attack on YataAlicorn Civil WarSecond Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarEstablishment of PetoriaWorld War 5Spinese Cave InvestigationHunt for Big ChungusUtsongan Civil WarScramble for OceaniaPEROHIVE ExpansionNinth England WarSecond Luxurian-Abardean War91 Yetian General ElectionQuatritonian Civil WarSettlement of Velodoland16th Yetian Civil WarQuatritonian-Kalevian WarQuatritonian-Yetian WarKelli Velvet in SipedroLuxurian Travel BansQuatritonian Coup and Turkish GenocideDoge's 93 CE RevealsNSE Communications Imitator ProjectTiticaca InvestigationSecond Quatritonian-Yetian WarGeorge Family RelocationCoronavirus OutbreakFirst Xindao WarSecond Xindao WarSecond Quatritonian Civil WarConstruction of the TitanicSvalbard InvestigationItalian Civil WarPoavakian Nuclear Program19th Yetian Civil WarAsophanian Climatator ExperimentMelbourne CrisisThird Quatritonian Civil WarThird Quatritonian-Yetian WarThe BiomassYetian Laser-Tower TestKalevian-Luvakhian War96' World CupSarpistani Oil DiscoveryThird Sizzlean-Utsongan WarMonarchy Abolished in NilastanCeylon Conflict97 Hongerswak ConflictChorosian Civil WarFirst Contact with Mei'raParahuman HighschoolPrelude to World War 6
100 CE - 149 CE World War 6Poavakian RevolutionFirst Contact with BlargsRecognition of Creepyland20th Yetian Civil WarHow no-one could save TritoniaEchtonian War of SuccessionYetian-Yomtach WarYomtach Invasion of North AmericaYomtach-Waclaw WarGus-Uz'Bei WarThird Human-Yomtach WarCreepyland-Peterland WarFormation of NakmaiFormation of GoldariaMovement of World Peace & Fourth Tritonian Civil WarLuvakhian Civil WarPoavak-Creepyland DisputeHongerswakan-Ugandan WarWilliam Anssen's ReturnPoavakian CoupDiscovery of the Biomass CrimsonResurrection of Peter GriffinFirst Contact with WabbolansShibe Isles War of IndependenceWar of GriffinTenth England War21st Yetian Civil War22nd Yetian Civil WarWorld War 7The Regenerator ArraySecond Sarpistani Civil WarPreparation against IujadogiaCornish Uprising of 104Kangaroo-Luxurian WarLinelandic-Taiwanese WarSizzlean Succession Crisis of 10423rd Yetian Civil WarIujadogian-Yatan WarFormation of ZinaSecond Yorican War of Independence & First Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarSecond Great Fire of YetiaSipedroan Civil WarGoldarian Civil WarCreepyland Satan CrisisBritish-Yetian WarWorld War 8Discovery of the Yetia City CatacombsThe Castrovalence Crisis BeginsSecond Melbourne CrisisSecond Chorosian Civil War24th Yetian Civil WarTanumian War of IndependenceRestoration of ApothelisKalevian Civil WarDiscord CrisisChungus' Invasion of PandalandSecond Utsongan Civil WarFourth Yetian-Tritonian WarYetian BlackoutWilliam III's DisputesSarpistan War of 109Attack of GodzillaUtsongan-Nilastani WarYetian-Italian WarKelli Velvet RemarriesScandimarian AmnesiaMarriage of Creepyfan27 and George Jr.Return of General Esuap25th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan Invasion of XinanSecond Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFiji War26th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan-Nakmaian WarEast African WarSarpistan War of 11027th Yetian Civil WarSecession of Palladia and PersiumPoavakian-Osanian WarThird Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarKalevian-Tritonian Diplomatic CrisisCreepyland's Gacha ContentThe HomolutionFourth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarThird Linelandic Civil WarLinelandic-Alinyan WarSpinese Great PurgeEleventh England WarFormation of Piggy IslandFifth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarIrish Mind Block IncidentAsian Worker's WarFirst Nihilist WarYetian-Nordic WarSecond East African WarIrish-Kaurian WarZheng WarTritonian-Palladian War"Irish"-Yetian WarNopedroan Re-Secession AttemptGarfield UnveiledAlbanian WarGenocide in the Third Yetian EmpireYetian Intervention WarYetian Reunification WarSixth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFirst Contact with the Bejrik OrderSecond Kalevian Civil WarYetian ReunificationArrival of TheiaYNF's Escape to TheiaGreat African WarSecond Nihilist WarFirst Contact with the Theian NativesOsanian-Q'naran WarTriseparatist War117 Quatritonian General ElectionSecond Great African WarFall of AsophaniaH5N1 Outbreak & Bird-Human WarHumamboan Civil WarYorican Civil WarFourth Linelandic Civil WarManchurian-Mongolian WarRediscovery of the YetaiLuxurian War of SuccessionAldurian-Sarpistani WarAfrican Revolutionary WarUnification of Great SizzleIujado-Scandimarian War12th England WarKalevian WarSecond Linelandic-Sizzlean WarSizzlean Economic Interventions28th Yetian Civil WarFourth Abardean-Sizzlean WarSarpistani Reassertion WarSecond Yetian Intervention WarItalo-Venetian WarFirst Contact with the Kuiper BeltNiederish RevolutionInter-Yetian WarCocalan War of IndependenceIujado-Luvakhian WarNilastani Civil WarThe Girl's ReleasePolar Gravitational Array & Anlace 1 TestsSecond Aldurian-Sarpistani WarSarpistani Succession ReformBalkan CrisisIujado-Yetian WarIujado-Macanese WarSecond Iujadogian-Yatan WarNay'Bling CrisisPoavakian Civil WarRebecca and DulocThird East African War29th Yetian Civil WarSecond Yetian Wars of Reconquest124 Tritonian Elections30th Yetian Civil WarDiscovery of the Pocket Dimension DeviceCollapse of the UQSRDoluro crosses VelaraBirth of the World Defence InitiativeInter-Theian Revolt War & Isernotarian-Dulovan WarBornholm WarNarakam ExpeditionYetevian RevolutionResolution of the Tanume DisputeWorld War 9Second Inter-Yetian WarILCADOS IncidentChains of NihilantisSarpistani Assassination PlotChau Binh's ResignationSecond Kalevian-Luvakhian WarTritonia InvestigationLuvamatrilia, Piggy Island, and Spisos engage in "Diplomacy"Apothilene-Tritonian WarSeventh Sipedroan-Nopedroan War31st Yetian Civil WarDeath of Safir PiangaCreepylandian-Nakmaian WarAldurian Partition WarBattle of VannakaramInvasion of the YNF RemnantsWorld War 10Post-WW10 ConflictsSub-Palladia InvestigationRebecca and Duloc 2Fifth Linelandic Civil WarThird Kalevian-Luvakhian War32nd Yetian Civil WarFurry War VengancePoavakian-Luvurian WarGeorge the Tree IncidentHongerswakan-Wanaoishian WarFormation of DinaEllarian-Malakian WarIujadogia returns to TheiaBiomass Crimson CrisisFate of the ReplacedYanheian War of IndependenceNihilantis' Attack on YataAnti-Zina ConspiracyMerger of Yata and TheiaYakamotomotoian-Zinan WarRequired HeartbreakNihilantis ReturnsEighth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarNihilantis, Sun of YataKaurian WarSarpistani-Yetian WarHayasian Civil WarLinelandic-Tritonian Cooperation AgreementSubjugation of YakamotomotoSecond Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian WarOctoseparatist WarSecond Sarpistani-Yetian WarMacanese-West Malian WarGoldarian-Khatian WarSizzlean-Shenguese WarAntarctic ProtocolGodzilla Strikes AgainSecond Spinese-Celtic War
150 CE - 199 CE Mingese Civil War'Spores' OutbreakBackrooms ArcThe Hunger GamesLiberation of HumanityLizarbian Civil WarInter-Piangan WarSecond Yorican Civil WarSipedroan-Lustlandian WarSipedroan-Itachian WarPalladian RevolutionWorld War 11Yamatoan Colonization InitiativeReturn to Timeline-002Dark NebulaFourth Human-Yomtach WarGlobal Partition TreatyItachian War of IndependenceFirst Tiujuana Partition WarFourth East African WarSecond Tiujuana Partition WarChernobyl MeltdownSDS-003 UpdateDuloc and PasagreYetian-Apothilene WarWorld War 12Second HomolutionFounding of TERAPROSipedroan ElectionsRuthenian WarLuxurian Civil WarThe Order of Ganymede AwakensFinal Reunification of SipedroFormation of the ACDLCharalandish-Texan WarErin Stevens' Medical ProblemsZinan-Luxurian WarOmnistat WarGoo-Yatan WarBattle of TritonSpace Cable IncidentFall of Nay'BlingSpinese Civil WarOsanian-Volhian WarFifth East African WarNakmaian PurgeLuxurian-Poavakian WarValindra's AscensionWorld War 13Abyyskan-Spinese WarAbyyskan-Yamalian WarAbyyskan-Red Army WarMy Unforgettable FoeAbyyskan-Luvamatrilian WarAbyyskan-Luvakhian WarWorld War 14Beta Sol Incident176 Rossiyan ElectionRossiyan Civil WarSecond Omnistat WarAdriatic-Rossiyan WarAdriatic-Yetian War33rd Yetian Civil War13th England War180 Rossiyan ElectionKalevian-Rossiyan WarYetian-Wapistani WarSecond Yetian-Adriatic WarYetian-Khatian WarYetian-Tritoniyan WarYangoonese War of IndependenceSecond Luxurian-Poavakian WarTank Investigates AbyyskySecond Rossiyan Civil WarWorld War 15Haudenosaunee War of IndependenceSecond Yetian-Khatian WarConsequence of LoveSecond Irish-Yetian WarYetian-Equatorian WarYetian-Svealish WarAssassination Attempt on Karl Ludwig D'ElsaThird Sarpistani Civil WarDeath of Moseka PiangaKaurian CoupLinelandic Coup WarRise of the Freedom and Prosperity Agreement34th Yetian Civil WarYetian-Ortilian WarLuxuria's Scientific Adventures in NarakamThird Yetian War of ReconquestFourth Yetian War of ReconquestFifth Yetian War of ReconquestThird Linelandic-Yetian WarMylatsk Border ConflictLuxurian-Nilastani WarThird Adriatic-Yetian War35th Yetian Civil War186 Tritonian ElectionThird Omnistat WarCentral African WarYorican WarAlligator-Flores WarLinelandic Reunification WarsAbardean-Wanaoishian WarUgandan-Zinan WarBlood is Thicker Than WaterLuxurian-Coalition WarDream and Once-ler Jr's WeddingDanubian WarAquilae CrisisSwagonian-UFR WarTurkestan WarRestoration of SumeraShapeshifter WhispersSecond Yetian-Nordic WarItachian CoupYetian-Polish WarCotunauinian-Luvurian WarMy Unforgettable LoveIrish Civil WarAquilae: GensokyoDestruction of AstakaramLibatrian Civil WarSecond Iujadogian-Macanese War
200 CE - 249 CE World War 16Fifth Human-Yomtach WarThe InsurgencyMy Little Yomtach: Friendship is MissingCultural ExchangeSychlikid CrisisEzerg-Daruv WarsFounding of SamsungYNF Civil WarYomtach Invasion of the South AtlanticYatan-Yetian War204 Tritonian ElectionHouse of DeceptionDo Cyborgs Dream of Mechanical Families?Italian-Roman UnificationEzonian-Najovan WarDaybreakXK-Δ-Class Event: 205 CESizzlean WarGreat American WarItalian-Jeriyan War36th Yetian Civil WarPeter (not) of YataSecond Great American WarSecond Hunger GamesGreat Asian WarEvent-MV209Hyperborean Continuation WarScottish Marriage CrisisParalesian WarFourth Sarpistani Civil WarPolskan Raids against ParaleisFounding of PhillealandColonization of TitanQueason ActLaunch of the HarbingerPolsk-Q'nar WarWorld War 17The SperminatorFirst Contact with The CovenantThe Return of The Crystal EmpireSecond Nilastani Civil WarPolsk Contacts the YNF RemnantsBlood is Thicker Than Water: EpilogueWorld War 18Discovery of the Mystery Flesh PitFirst Theian World War37th Yetian Civil WarThe Creature, part 1Formation of the Havana PactNordic RevolutionNiederish War of IndependenceFor a Yetian VitalityRat Centaur's EscapeBornuvian Reunification WarsAdriatic Intervention against Yetia38th Yetian Civil WarAn Immortal's WoesWorld War 19Michigan Rap BattleTotal AnnihilationDisarmament of YetiaRapa Nui BombingsThe Purity of SinAdriatic Intervention WarFormation of the Dovan EmpireSecond Turkestan WarThird Kalevian Civil WarInbetween of WorldsParty in the Spinese RepublicSecond Great Asian WarThe Creature, part 2Creepyland: The Biggest Rap Battle of All TimeSecond Yetian Reunification WarsPolsk's Turkestani Invasion PlansAlt-Polsk of Alt-EarthSozzle NegotiationsSecond Polskan-Turkestani ConflictRed Leader's Third Attack on YataUFR-Floppa City WarQuestionably EthicalFirst Swagonian WarEuropan-Oceanian War39th Yetian Civil WarThird Great Asian WarConfederate Crisis of 231The Divine ResurgenceSecond Swagonian WarSkye-Feep Eternal Hyper-WarSecond Paralesian WarSDS-015 Containment BreachThird Swagonian WarKanaran-Jakarian WarHayahan Civil WarWorld War 20Polskan-Republican WarFourth Kalevian Civil War40th Yetian Civil WarNuevopedroan Civil WarTenno's TravelsTest Flight of the ExcelsiorFourth Yorican Civil WarFloppa Civil WarPSS Krakow Finds an Unidentified ThreatPolskan-Q'onos ConflictChegg's Polsk TourFourth Swagonian WarYamatoan Civil War41st Yetian Civil WarRepublican-Polskan Spacecraft Limitation CrisisFake Bangus CrisisRestabilization of PolskConstruction of Site-99Norolati CrisisTitan Harvesting Station IncidentAbardean Civil War
250 CE - 299 CE Osanian National Reform LawFifth Swagonian WarAfterthoughts of a Quarter MillenniumSecond Lizarbian Civil WarChungusland Civil WarSecond Floppa Civil War & Yanz-Floppastan ConflictNew Yetian-YNF WarSecond Polskan-Republican WarOperation: Red MessiahFifth Yetian-Tritonian War42nd Yetian Civil WarWorld War 21Battle near Skantos PassageBaitangese-Bingustani WarMiraak's CrystalPreparation against The QuNorth Bingustan CrisisQu-Martian WarYatan-Theian BlackoutNyasan War of IndependenceDinan-Polskan WarFirst Contact with the AnthropophagesSiberian Civil WarSaharian Civil WarYNF-Polsk-Karina DisputeRecovery of MarsSecond Human-Covenant ConflictRurikpavlovsk PutschThird Floppa Civil WarSixth Swagonian WarSanghelios Stealth MissionPolskan-Floppastani Diplomatic Dispute292 Theian Republic Political CrisisFormation of the CSISSecond Hayahan Civil WarSixth Yetian War of ReconquestCrimsonist WarsYetian Partition War
300 CE - 349 CE
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE Laconian War
500 CE - 549 CE
Other Canon Events Cosmology of YATAList of Minor EventsOf the OneirosphereThe Furry WarsArchived/The InsurgencyYear System
Retconned/Uncanon Events Alternate HistoryAncient History of YetiaAncient History of LinelandCeltic-Yatan WarJanuary 2023 Reforms* • Yomtach Escape to TheiaSizzlean Civil War of 190 CE214 Lutaria ConflictEuropean War of 282
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