Required Heartbreak

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Year: 144 CE - tba

Chapter 1

While riding on an emu, Queen Sofia finds a hole in the middle of nowhere.

She goes to the hole to see why its there. It' not as deep as she imagined and there is some rubble there.

She almost leaves, before she hears an "Ouch" from the hole in the ground.

Queen Sofia shouts: "IS ANYBODY DOWN THERE!?"

A man says back to her: "Y-Yes?"

Sofia goes down into the hole and starts moving the rubble to see if she can find the man.

After a bit, she finally finds him

The man looks to be in his 20s and he has black hair.

Queen Sofia says: "Are you alright? What were you doing in such a strange hole..?"

The man says: "Do.. Do you want me to be alright?"

Queen Sofia says: "..Yes?"

The man says: "Then I'm alright."

Queen Sofia says: "You're bleeding.. I'll take you to a hospital"

Sofia takes the black haired man to a nearby hospital.

The doctors tell Sofia that he had like 8 broken ribs and both of his arms were broken as well.

Sofia goes into the room the man is in and starts asking questions

"What's your name?"

The man says: "Name...?"

Sofia says: "Do.. Do you have a name?"

The man says: "....Do you want me to have a name?"

Sofia says: "That's an odd question.. I guess, yeah?"

The man says: "Then my name will be Terry..... Teur..?"

Sofia says: "iquhrqweuirghweuyrgweuyrg"

"What a specific name.."

The man says: "It was the first thing I saw."

"It was written down on.. that machine."

Sofia says: "What machine..?"

The man says: "I don't.. remember what it was.."

Terry says: "I think... I came out of it..."

Sofia says: "What?"

"Tell me more.. Why were you stuck under that rubble?"

Terry says: "I pressed something, and the roof fell."

Sofia says: "Do you remember how you got in the machine?"

Terry says: "..."

"Creepy.."

Sofia says: "iuqhruyiwegruiwyergweuyirgweuyirg"

"DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT"

Terry says: "Okay. I'll remember to not scare you."

Sofia says: "But.. What do you mean by Creepy?"

Terry says: "I don't know."

Sofia says: "Well then.. I knew that there were still some mysteries left by the NLE but.. I'm still surprised."

Terry says: "New Luxurian Empire."

Sofia says: "huh?"

Terry says: "..."

Sofia says: "Do you know about it?"

Terry says: "No, I know nothing."

Sofia says: "You better not be lying..."

Terry says: "..."

"Do you want me to not lie?"

Sofia says: "That would be nice"

Terry says: "Okay, I will keep that in mind."

Sofia says: "It looks like visiting hours are almost over. I'm going to go now. I'll see you tomorrow."

Sofia starts leaving.. But then Terry gets out of the hospital bed and starts following her.

Sofia says: "W-WOAH! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO MOVE!"

Terry says: "Is.. that an order?"

Sofia says: "By the doctors.. yes..?"

Terry goes back to the bed.

Sofia says: "Just.. stay there... and don't leave the bed.."

Sofia leaves.

Queen Sofia does not know if she should keep Terry a secret from the world or not. She decides to not tell for now.

The next day at the hospital, Sofia visits Terry again.

Sofia says: "Hey.. How did you sleep?"

Terry says: "....I..was supposed to sleep?"

Sofia says: "..."

Terry says: "..."

Sofia says: "What do you mean by that"

Terry says: "You didn't tell me to sleep.. So I didn't."

Sofia says: "What-"

Sofia says: "You don't need my permission to sleep..."

Terry says: "Okay. When should I sleep?"

Sofia says: "When... The doctors tell you to?"

Terry says: "Okay. I will sleep when the doctors tell me to."

Sofia notices there is food on the nightstand.

Sofia says: "Are you going to eat that?"

Terry says: "Oh. Do you want me to eat it?"

Sofia says: "...."

"Do you also need permission from me to eat??"

Terry says: "..."

Sofia says: "Just eat it."

Terry says: "Okay."

Terry eats the food

Sofia says: "Okay.. I'm gonna ask you some questions.."

"Do you know anything about Peppa Pig?"

Terry says: "..."

"I don't know."

Sofia says: "Okay... What about Denver Gagging- I mean Gagnon."

Terry says: "I don't know."

Sofia says: ".."

"Well I mean.. You did have a ceiling fall onto you so no wonder you wouldn't remember."

"..."

Terry says: "..."

Sofia leaves.

---

Sofia considers if she should tell the world about Terry or not. but in the end she came to a choice. Luxuria explained to the countries of the world that they had found a strange manin a hole in the ground who claimed to be Terry Teur, the country's former president which had caused the Luxurian Purge, and had mentioned Creepy without being prompted and behaved very strangely. The other countries suggested trying to figure out how he ended up like this, so Sofia did as they told.

---

After a few days Terry heals up. Doctors say it was quick but whatever. Sofia takes Terry to the royal palace.

The Gruuber[1] notices terry and starts running around him

Terry says: "..."

Sofia says: "Calm down boy"

Terry says: "Boy? Is that your son?"

Sofia says: "i-"

"No he's my pet from my grandpa's boyfriend."

Terry says: "Pet... Pet..."

"So.. a Dog?"

Sofia says: "Yeah.. Let's go with that."

Sofia and Terry go to the living room or whatever idk

Sofia asks: "So do you know anything about Timor-Leste?"

Terry says: "I don't know."

Sofia asks: "Do you know anything about Space Giraffes?"

Terry says: "I don't know."

Sofia asks: "Do you know.. anything?"

Terry says: "Do you want me to know?"

Sofia says: "This is going nowhere."

"Why do you keep asking for permission.. I might be the queen but that doesn't mean you have to act like my.. butler."

Terry says: "I apologize for my actions."

Sofia says: "Stay there for a minute.. I need to go do something."

Sofia leaves the room to speak with the other countries about how little had progressed and how he was behaving.

knock knock

Terry walks into the room Sofia was in to communicate.

Sofia says: "what are you doing here-"

Terry says: "One minute has passed."

Sofia says: "..."

"Did you take that literally-"

Terry says: "..."

"I don't know"

Luxuria says: "I'll see what I can get out of him.. I'll go now. Bye."

Chapter 2

Terry lives with Sofia in the palace.

One day Arlo comes and visits Sofia because like he's not dead like the others.

Arlo says: "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is this your boyfriend? tbh i thought you were a lesbian but ok"

Sofia says: "He's some guy I found in the middle of nowhere.. he knows about the NLE."

Arlo says: "ye i heard about him on the news"

"also there's like thousands of people outside your palace trying to take pictures of him"

"anyway I heard you asked him questions"

Sofia says: "Yeah, but he keeps saying "I don't know" and also keeps asking for permission to do anything.."

Arlo says: "lol he got a tragic backstory or sumthin?"

Sofia says: "..."

"Oh arlo..."

Arlo says: "anyway can i ask him questions?"

Sofia says: "go ahead.."

Arlo says: "What shampoo do you use your hair is silky AF"

Terry says: "..."

"Do you want me to use shampoo?"

Arlo says: "what"

Sofia says: "Arlo please be serious"

Arlo says: "bro the man should learn to have some fun he looks so stiff and empty"

Sofia says: "Right let's not waste news station space with our dialogue. It'll get annoying for everybody."

Arlo says: "okay Terry do you like the NLE?"

Terry says: "Do you want me to like it?"

Arlo says: "You decide"

Terry says: "..."

"..."

"..."

"I don't kn-"

Arlo says: "no rights to say idk now"

Terry says: "..."

"Maybe"

Arlo says: "yo i'm bout to beat u up"

"bro u gotta start like, thinking for yourself"

"and doing whatever u feel like w/out permission"

"what are you going to do when you're stranded in the middle of nowhere and have nobody with you?"

"you'll just die there"

Terry says: "..."

Arlo says: "so answer me... what shampoo do you use?"

Terry says: "I."

"I."

"I."

"Don't..."

Terry says: "i don't use shampoo"

Arlo says: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Sofia says: "..."

":flushed:"

Arlo says: "i'm proud of u we have come a long way"

"ur like the little brother i wanted"

"but instead i got like..."

"..."

"idk all of them are dead"

Sofia smacks Arlo on the head.

Arlo says: "ouch ok but"

"what now lol im hungry"

Sofia says: "I'll ask him meaningful questions now.."

Sofia asks: "What is your opinion on the NLE?"

Terry says: "I.."

Arlo says: "bro that's kinda difficult like we just got him to tell us if he uses shampoo"

"terry what do u think about me"

Terry says: "...Loud..."

Arlo says: "Ow"

"but hey we getting somewhere"

"what do u think of Sofia"

Terry says: "...Kind..."

Arlo says: "ok so what do u think about the NLE now"

Terry says: "..."

"confusing"

Arlo says: "ye honestly same"

"chile anyway let's all go to the amusement park i'm bored"

and then Arlo forcefully took Sofia and Terry to an amusement park

Before even leaving the palace area, the Gruuber straight up breaks thru the giant door and picks up Terry w/ his fangs

The Gruuber takes Terry back inside

Arlo says: "........"

"bro this is why i hate spacedogs, so greedy."

Terry says: "Man'eh"

Sofia says: "what"

Arlo says: "lmao manny nice"

"wdym by that"

Terry says: "I.. I'm not sure"

Arlo says: "chile anyway what did u even name the space dog, sofia?"

Sofia says: "Hades"

Arlo says: "like the devil?"

Sofia says: "...."

"LIKE OUR DEAD BROTHER???"

Arlo says: "that's beside the point, haydeez let terry ago"

Arlo gets closer to the Gruuber and Terry but the Gruuber just smacks Arlo into a wall

Arlo says: "KSAJDFWEOIRWUEIRH OUCH"

Sofia says: "Hades i'll give you oil if you let Terry go"

Terry says: "Man'eh, stop.."

The Gruuber gets up and stands next to Terry.

Sofia says:

Arlo says:

Sofia says: "wait what ok"

Sofia says: "What does Man'eh mean?"

Terry says: "I heard it... somewhere.."

Sofia says: "Alright then.."

"I'm gonna take Arlo to a hospital.."

Terry says: "...What do I do?"

Sofia says: "You decide"

Terry says: "..."

Sofia and Arlo go to the hospital

Later Sofia comes back to the palace

And what she sees is..

Terry standing in the exact same spot but with a smoothie.

oh and the gruuber is eating some guy

Sofia says: "...."

"whatcha got there?"

Terry says: "A smoothie."

Sofia says: "No.. the dead body Hades is eating.."

Terry says: "A man attacked me."

Sofia says: "TERRY YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET HADES EAT HUMAN FLESH-"

Terry says: "I apologize. I did not know what to do."

Sofia says: "I'll forgive you because that guy was a wanted criminal anyway.."

Sofia says: "It's night.. I'm going to bed."

Terry says: "..."

Sofia says: "You should too... If you want."

Terry says: "okay."

Sofia goes to her bedroom

She lays down in bed

Then Terry comes in and lays next to her

so does the Gruuber

Sofia says: "...."

"okay i didn't mean it like that"

Sofia says: "Goodnight."

They all go to sleep.

Chapter 3

After the Fourth Human-Yomtach War, Terry Teur, Arlo George, and Sofia George take a vacation to SIGLAF.

Terry and the Gang get into a car

Because Terry is learning to drive

Pog moment untill they all literally get into a car crash and die

and live

:sob: they all get into a car crash because of a drunk driver

Terry suffered the most from it :cry:

Sofia and Arlo only have a few broken bones

Anyway Sofia and Arlo, after resting a bit, they go to visit Terry in his room

He is in a coma :sob:

Sofia says: "I can't believe this happened... I hope he wakes up.."

The doctors tell them he might not wake up

Arlo says: "Sofia... There's a chance he might never wake up... so i have to give you something.."

Arlo hands Sofia a note

Arlo says: "It was from Terry to you..."

"He was going to give you it in Siglaf.."

"But.. we weren't going to siglaf.."

"he was taking us to saint shrek as a suprise :sob::sob:"

not me making everything up on the spot like a baddie

Sofia says: "..I'm going to read the letter."

Sofia opens the letter.. it says: "Dear Sofia. I'm sorry that I had to give you this letter to express my feelings. Ever since you found me under those pieces of rubble, I never really knew how to feel about things... I didn't know what sadness, happiness, anger or love was. But then you showed up and changed everything. You helped me understand life.. I'm still not very good at understanding my emotions, but I understand that I love you."

Sofia begins to cry :cry::pensive::punch:

Arlo says: "He was planning on proposing to you in Saint Shrek. I told him he should just ask you out but he didn't know what that meant so he planned on just marrying you"

Sofia says: "Terry.. Please wake up :sob:"

After a few days because i am epic time skip man

So ye few days later....

Doctors call Sofia and Arlo and tell them that Terry woke up :flushed:

Sofia and Arlo rush to the hospital :blue_car:

Outside of Terrys room the Doctors tell Sofia and Arlo something

Doctor says: "He has woken up.. but.. he isn't talking to us at all.."

"He has just been staring at a random picture on the wall for like"

"an hour"

"it's one of our doctors he was epic lol"

Sofia says: "What!?"

Sofia and Arlo rush into the room

They see Terry staring at the picture on the wall

of some blue haired doctor smiling and shaking some guys hand

Sofia hugs Terry

Terry doesn't react

Terry says nothing

Arlo says: "BRO HOW ARE U FEELING :sob:"

"WE MISSED U"

"WE THOUGHT U'D NEVER WAKE UP"

Terry says nothing

Sofia says: "Terry?"

Terry doesn't respond

Sofia starts to panic

Arlo says: "what even is that picture tbh"

Sofia grabs the picture and throws it out of the window

Terry looks up a bit

Arlo says: "Bro what if that car crash.. like.. reset him or somthing"

Sofia says: "Don't say that!"

Arlo says: "I'm just giving theories."

"or maybe he just has brain damage."

Sofia says: "Terry can you speak?"

Terry says: "Affirmative"

Arlo says: "wtf does that mean"

Sofia says: "Oh no..."

"Terry, how do you feel?"

Terry says: "..."

"How do you want me to feel?"

Sofia says: "..."

Arlo says: "HE REALLY GOT REBOOTED :sob::gun:"

Sofia says: "Terry.. Don't joke like that... Don't you remember anything?"

"Do you remember this letter?"

Sofia gives Terry the letter he was going to give to her

Arlo says: "wait i have a pro gamer move :smirk_cat: "

Sofia says: "wh-"

Arlo says: "Terry, i order you to remember everything!"

Terry says: "I'm sorry, you don't have permissions for that."

Arlo says: "wtf shut up :sob:"

Sofia says: "Whatever, Terry read the letter and tell me if you remember anything from it!"

Terry reads the letter

Terry says: "Yes."

Sofia says: "Yes what?"

Terry says: "I remember this letter."

Sofia says: ".."

"Maybe... we can help him again.."

"Arlo, do what you did last time"

Arlo says: "bro idfk what i did last time that was like 5 years ago"

Sofia says: "Terry.. I love you too"

Terry says: "..."

Terry says: "Do you want to be in a romantic relationship?"

Sofia nods.

Terry says: "Order complete."

Sofia says: "..."

"Yeah.."

Arlo says: "we should take him around places, maybe it'll make him normal!"

Sofia says: "Yeah.."

Sofia, Arlo and Terry visits places in Alice Springs to get Terry back to normal

a few hours later it is now late at night

Arlo says: "so did u like this sushi???"

erry says: "..."

Arlo says: ":heart_eyes:?"

Terry says: "..."

Arlo says: "RIGHT WHY DOES HE NEVER RESPOND TO ME"

":sob: OUR BROMANCE IS LITERALLY BREAKING RN"

"i AM HEATBROKEN"

Sofia says: "Terry, do you like the sushi?"

Terry says: "Do you want me to like it?"

Sofia says: "..."

"Why can't you just go back to normal..."

Terry says: "Do you want me to go back to normal?"

Sofia says: "... yes..."

Terry says: "I understand. I shall be normal."

Terry, Sofia and Arlo leave the sushi restaurant

They book a hotel

Arlo says: "I wonder how manny will feel :cry:"

Sofia says: "Mm.."

Terry watches the tv

Sofia says: "Maybe I should make driving cars illegal.. Like in Sipedro.."

Arlo says: "I don't think that's a good idea lol"

"if we did that then a revolution would happen i think"

"this world is crazy"

Terry walks up to Sofia

Sofia says: "?"

Terry says: "Shall you, the Queen of Luxuria, marry me, Terry Teur?"

Arlo says: "UIHEWROUIHWERUYOIHEWRUYOGEUWOYRGEWUYRG"

"WHAT OK U COULD'VE DONE IT SOMEWHERE MORE ROMANTIC???"

Sofia says: ":eye::lips::eye:"

"Y-YES!?!?!?????"

Arlo says: "DIDN'T Y'ALL GET TOGETHER TODAY WTF :sob:"

"RUSHING INTO RELATIONSHIPS"

Terry says: "Understood."

then they all went to sleep and the next day they went back home the end

Chapter 4

Sofia and Terry are preparing the Royal Wedding :relieved:

It's going to happen tomorrow yata time

Arlo says: "Wait we have a cathedral?"

Sofia says: "Yes?"

Arlo says: ":cry: I wish u guys did the royal wedding in Shrek Church"

"shrek would bless ur marriage forever if u did it there :relieved: "

Sofia says: "Yeah but there's not a lot of room :cry:"

Sofia says: "Anyway..."

wait pause that

it's going to happen next month yata time because

YE

anyway

Sofia says: "We need to send out the invitations."

Arlo says: "Dw I already sent out the invitations to all the people of Luxuria :relieved: "

Sofia says: "That's good, now we need to invite some world leaders-"

Arlo says: "girl are u ok in the head that is a bad idea"

"like a world war just happened?? plus we are neutral??"

"let's say we don't invite sizzle or whatever.. they might think we aren't on their side and declare war on us :cry:"

"and like if we invite EVERY world leader that still might cause problems"

Sofia says: "Right you have a point"

"..."

"What if we invited the neutral countries?"

Terry walks into the room

Arlo says: "Hey bud uh which country leaders do u think we should invite?"

Terry says: "Pacific Union"

Sofia says: "..."

"Who?"

Arlo says: "um ye who are they?"

Terry says: "The one alliance Luxuria is currently in."

Arlo says: "..."

"wtf we need to get out of it we can't be in alliances???"

Sofia says: "Okay I'll write the letters to them"

Arlo says: "?????????"

Sofia says: "Should we invite the Horse girls too? They are also neutral"

Arlo says: "eye"

"i mean"

"okay??"

Sofia sends invitations to her wedding to all Pacific Union leaders and Alicorn Kingdom Leaders

Sofia says: "maybe we should send out more.."

Sofia sends an invitation to Argentina too because they have a bridge together and that makes them friends :relieved:

Sofia says: "according to google there's a lot more neutral countries.. but i don't know most of these so"

Arlo says: "Phew :heart_eyes: "

Sofia says: "Okay well we're done with the invitations :relieved: "

Anyway

1 month later time skip

Sofia is in like a dressing room or whatever idk i've never gotten married

Sofia says: ":sob::sob: i can't believe i'm going to get married"

Some random girl: "lol chile"

Sofia hears a knock at the door

Random girl opens the door

Random girl says: "Um two guys wanna speak to u"

Sofia tells the random girl to let them in

The two guys are Apollo and Artemis :scream:

her other siblings

Artemis says: "RIGHT WHY DIDNT U INVITE US TO THE WEDDING :sob:"

Sofia says: "UIWOEHRUIWEHR YUOU GUYS ARE ALIVE!?"

Artemis says: "DUH :rage:"

"U DIDN'T CONTACT US FOR LIKE.. MORE THAN A YEAR!?"

Apollo says: "40 years, to be correct."

Sofia says: "wdym40yearswearelike30"

"anyway i'm sorry I didn't invite you two :cry: I just thought Liam killed you both?"

Apollo says: "Bold of you to assume we could go down that easily."

Artemis says: "we will forgive u.."

Sofia says: "Really?-"

Artemis says: "if u give us the throne"

Sofia says: ":eye::lips::eye:"

Sofia says: "I'd rather not..."

"I remember how  you always kept talking about doing a genocide.."

Artemis says: ":rage:"

Apollo says: "I doubt we will be able to convince her. She barely ever changed her mind on things in the past."

Sofia says: "Did you two only come here to ask for the throne?"

Apollo says: "I suppose there is no point in lying. Yes, we did."

Artemis says: "THE WAY YOU KEEP STAYING NEUTRAL IS NO FUN :rage::rage::rage: JOIN A WAR NOOB"

Sofia says: "No!"

"Please leave."

Artemis says: "I'LL LITERLALY STAB UR PARENTS"

Apollo says: "Artemis.. We share the same parents with her.."

Artemis says: "..."

"IUOEHWRUYOEWRHUOEWYRGHEUWYOGHEWUYRG"

Artemis grabs a vase nearby and almost throws it at Sofia before Apollo stops him

Apollo says: "Don't."

Artemis says: "IUHWEIUEHRIUWERHUIWERH I;';LL THROW THIS VASE AT U THEN"

Apollo says: "Let's leave. We need to discuss something privately."

Artemis says: "..."

Artemis throws the vase out of the window

Apollo says: "Anyway.. Goodbye Sofia."

Apollo and Artemis leave

Sofia says: ":pensive:"

Anyway now it's time for the wedding

Alereon is there w/ his entire family

his wife is also like

100+ years old

and his kids are like 80 or whatever

and his grandkids are like 50

and his great grandkids are 20 or 30

and his great great grandkids are 10 ig

big family

Celestia also came because why not

Celestia remembers her wedding with Rainbow Sheep :pensive: she gets emotional a bit

anyway ye there's a lot of people

Wedding music starts playing

idk what happens at royal weddings so uh

Terry stands at the alter or whatever

And then the doors open to reveal Sofia in a big wedding dress :heart_eyes:

And since her father is dead (lol) Arlo does the

does the father role

like

y'know

anyway ye

Sofia walks and

alter

So anyway

Priest says the boring stuff and then pronouncnueunes them husband and wife

Terry and Sofia kiss :heart_eyes:  and they put on the rings

And then they walk down the alter :relieved:

and they throw a party outside the cathedral

Sofia throws the bouquet or whatever and uh

OMG CELESTIA CATCHES IT!?!?!?!?!

Celestia says: ":flushed:"

anyway Sofia and Terry get onto a

what's it called

carriat

carriot

horse car

fancy horse car

and then Terry and Sofia ride off into the sunset :heart_eyes:

Terry and Sofia will have a honeymoon in Nay'Bling because why not

Chapter 5

Terry and Sofia go to the Airport outside of Alice Springs :kissing_closed_eyes:

They wait for their plane :hot_face:

They don't bring Arlo because he will probably get a gambling addiction if he goes to Nay'Bling and they don't wanna risk it

xoxo

anyway chile they get onto a plane and go to Nay'Bling :hot_face:

Which is a lie because Nay'Bling doesn't have an airport yet so they have to go through Nakmai first

anyway after they get to Nakmai they are taken to a Helicopter which flies them to Nay'Bling

and here they are

in Gambling city

They go to their hotel they booked a while back :zany_face:

Sofia says: "That was a long trip. I haven't gone to a different country in a long time :sweat_smile: "

Terry says: "Understood."

Sofia says: "Haha yeah.."

"Anyway let's go somewhere!"

"Like a casino :heart_eyes:?"

Terry says: "Yes."

Sofia and Terry go to a casino next door

if we get 2 likes i'll try to make diagoaolanal nay'bling buildings

anyway

THey get into the casino

Sofia says: ":eye::lips::eye:"

"This place seems fun :flushed: :smirk_cat: "

Sofia says: "Maybe I should've brought more money..I only brought like 7 million :sob:"

Some guy overhears Sofia

Guy says: "Oi you say seven million? maybe u wanna gamble that money w/ me ahahaha :hot_face: "

Sofia says: "lol sure"

Guy takes Sofia and Terry to an empty table

Guy says: "how much u wanna gamble. i'd say 7  million but y'know"

Sofia says: "I guess I'll go with 3 million since i don't wanna waste all of my money haha"

"but i also wanna take a risk :smirk_cat: "

Guy says: "ok ok so right the game will go like this"

"i will have three cups and i will put a real diamond in one of them"

"if u find it three times u get to keep ur money and the diamond"

"if u dont find it three times then i get ur 3 million and i keep the diamond xoxo"

me coming up with random bullcrap like :zany_face:

Sofia says: "sounds simple enough! I'll have you know my memory is pretty good :smirk_cat: "

"excluding that time i forgot my two siblings were alive"

Guy says: "ok let's start watch closely :smirk_cat: "

"just so u know u only have three shots"

Guy puts a diamond in one of the cups

he then spins them around

a lot

but slowly

Sofia thinks for a bit and points to the left one

Guy shows Sofia that she got it right

Guy says: "good job good job now lets see if u can keep it up for the next one :smirk_cat: "

Round 2

Guy puts the diamond in one of the cups

He spins them around

much quicker than before

after a bit he stops and asks which one Sofia thinks the diamond is in xoxo

Sofia points to the middle one :zany_face:

Guy says: "Wow good job :flushed:  u got it right :smirk_cat: "

Sofia says: "I can't wait to add a new diamond to my collection!"

Round 3

The guy puts the diamond in a cup

he spins the cups around very quick

then stops

Guy says: "Now.. Which on-"

Terry says: "None of them."

Guy says: "wat"

Sofia says: "Huh?"

Terry says: "None of them have a diamond in them this round. He sneakily threw it away when spinning."

Guy says: "W-What? Ur lying..."

"I would never scam anybody :rage:"

Terry yeets the cups across the table

none of them had a diamond

Sofia says: "..."

":triumph:"

"Terrible service I'm giving you a bad review on yahoo."

Guy says: "I don't even work here :rage:"

Some body guards come to them

Body Guard says: "waz all dis noise chile :rolling_eyes: :raised_back_of_hand:"

Sofia says: "THAT GUY TRIED SCAMMING ME :triumph:"

Body Guard 2 says: "wait a minute are ya John Frederick Dinkle Man??? U aren't allowed in this Casino :rage:"

Guy says: "frik"

Guy runs away

The body guards chase afte rhim

Sofia says: "I guess I should've been more careful :cry:"

"Wait a minute.."

Sofia notices something shiny on the floor

It's the diamond :zany_face:

Sofia says: "Oh, sweet!"

Sofia straight up steals the diamond lmao

Sofia and Terry decide to play a real casino game :rolling_eyes: :raised_back_of_hand:

but since i've never been to a casino uh

they play a slot machine

Sofia and Terry decide to go play a real Casino Game :rolling_eyes: :raised_back_of_hand: They do the jackpot thing or whatever it is

Sofia tries it :relieved: :zany_face:

Sofia says: "Aww man..."

"Wait okay maybe I can win something if I try again"

Sofia says: "YEAH!!"

Sofia says: "YEUSIHYWEUIRYHWEUIERHWUIEH"

Sofia says: "This one is not too fun though :thinking: "

"I'll try betting more money

Sofia says: "I'm feeling lucky :smirk_cat: "

"Maybe you should try it?"

Terry says: "Of course."

Terry tries it

he bets uh

owo slot 7

Sofia says: ":eye: oop"

Sofia says: "Maybe betting more gets you more money :thinking:"

Terry decides to bet 5 million

Sofia says: "..."

"ah"

"uh"

"well we have 2 million left let's win it back :triumph:"

Terry says: "Understood."

Sofia says: "..."

"Right so we have no money anymore :eye: "

Terry says: "I apologize for my unlucky behavior."

Sofia says: "It's alright :heart_eyes: "

"Gambling isn't the only thing we can do here"

Sofia says: "But let's do more gambling it's kind of fun :flushed: "

Sofia decides to do a dif gambling game :zany_face:

owo blackjack

Sofia says: "YEAHAHHHHHH BEAT THAT WE WON 10 DOLLARS BACK!"

Dealer says: ":eye::lips::eye: ok?"

Sofia says: "Okay let's bet more :smirk_cat: "

Sofia says: "KAJSKAJSJAKSJASJ"

"TIME TO BET SUM MORE :smirk_cat: "

Sofia says: "."

Dealer says: "chile u don't even have 10,000 :eye::lips::eye:"

Sofia says: "..."

Sofia says: "ok one more time xoxo"

Sofia says: "Ahaha.. uh"

Sofia says: "Right... one more time."

Sofia says: "..."

Sofia grabs Terrys hand and runs out of the casino :heart_eyes:

Dealer says: "WTF"

ofia says: "They can't put me in debt if I'm not there :zany_face:"

"Also what are they going to do :triumph:  I'm the queen of Luxuria!"

Sofia and Terry return to the Hotel

Sofia remembers she stole a diamond :zany_face:

Sofia says: "What if that guy calls the police on us?"

Terry says: "Don't worry."

Sofia says: "Yeah.. They can't arrest me"

"Unless :cold_sweat: "

Sofia and Terry decide to go to a restaurant because why not xoxo

They go to a very fancy one and they get a window seat

It's night time and it's very romantic

Sofia orders

um

Sofia orders Fish Head Curry :zany_face:

And Terry orders the same thing Sofia does

Sofia says: "What a crazy first day it has been here :relaxed: "

Terry says: "Yes."

Sofia says: "Yeah.."

".."

"Ever since you got into that car crash you've been a lot more quiet.."

Terry says: "Perhaps."

Sofia says: ".."

Terry says: "I'm sorry."

Sofia says: "It's fine... As long as you're here and alive I'm happy :smiling_face_with_tear: "

Sofia and Terry leave the restaurant without paying by accident :relieved:

or was it???

anyway

Time skip of

4 days

they had lots of fun

like going to the beach

and going to gambling school

and attending a pride parade

as allys

cus ye ok but

It's the

fifth day of thei rhoneymoon

They are chilling in their hotel thinking of what to do :zany_face:

Untill somebody knocks at their door :flushed:

It's the police and Asher (leader of Nay'Bling)

Asher says: "omg hiiii kween :relieved: :nail_care: "

Sofia says: "Oh what hi? who are you?"

Asher says: ":rolling_eyes::raised_back_of_hand: Asher. I lead this country chile"

Sofia says: ":flushed: oh hi"

Asher says: "yeah ikr :relieved:"

"anyway you're kind of under arrest :flushed: ????"

Sofia says: "what"

Asher says: "ye sis u stole my diamond that my grandma gave me :kissing_closed_eyes: :ring:"

Sofia says: "what"

Asher says: "Sorry :pleading_face: Stealing is kind of illegal here :flushed: "

Sofia says: "Wait I can just give it back to you. Also I didn't know it was yours :cry:??"

Asher says: "ye it's fine if u give it back but like u literally have a 30,000+ debt here so u better pay up kween :relieved:"

uihyuihuih

nay'bling would also have sunglasses because #richboy

Sofia says: "I can pay you back once i get back to Luxuria"

Asher says: ":zany_face: well i mean okay"

"kind of crazy how u think u can do whatever u want here just because you're a queen of some boring country :rolling_eyes: :raised_back_of_hand: "

Sofia says: "What :cry:"

Asher says: "Chile you come here gambling but gambling isn't even allowed in Luxuria"

Sofia says: "I mean-"

Asher says: "I don't like leaders who think they don't have to follow the same rules as their citizens xoxo"

Sofia says: ":pensive: okay I get it I'm sorry I didn't mean to-"

Asher says: "lol it's fine I'm being kind of rude myself"

"but like ye i kinda hate you"

"and your family"

"please leave"

"now"

Sofia says: ":eye::lips::eye:"

"Aren't you abusing your power now? :cry:"

Asher says: "chile maybe but it's different because you're not some ordinary person xoxo"

"anyway don't come back :flushed: "

Asher kicks Sofia and Terry out of Nay'Bling

Sofia and Terry decide to spend their last two days of vacation in Nakmai

Sofia and Terry meet somebody in Nakmai tho..

omg it's ZINA

and me xoxo

I say: "omg xoxo hiii how convenient!"

Sofia says: ":eye::lips::eye::sweat_drops:  oh um hi"

Zina says: "Hello."

Sofia says: "So-"

Zina says: "Goodbye."

Zina ignores them because she can't be bothered anymore tbh

I follow her xoxo loyal gf :smirk_cat:

Terry and Sofia book a hotel in Nakmai but then they see some people

it's Apollo and Artemis xoxo

Artemis says: "HOL THE FRICK UP :rage: IT'S SOFIA AND HER FREAKY HUSBAND!!?>?>!>">!">£"

Apollo says: "Oh dear."

HISTORY
Before 0 CE Ancient HistoryThe Tales of the CrystalliansExtinction of the AncientfolkFirst Human-Yomtach WarAncient HistoryThe Great Sleep (The Great Dream) • Theian Cataclysm
0 CE - 56 CE Lost ArchivesFirst Furry WarSecond Furry WarRising tensionsThe Empire WarsKalevian War of IndependenceCatherian eraLater Empire WarsFirst Void War - AftermathDiscovery of the EirnicsEighth Yetian RevolutionBeginning of the Eirnic-Yetia PartnershipSecond England WarVoid Energy DealInformation found about The Giver3 Day WarYetian ReformFounding of PoavakLuxurian InvestigationPoavak-Manzheboyi WarNew Empire WarEirnic Controversy and Alpine InvestigationNinth Yetian RevolutionTreaty of UkraineLiquimCzecho-Hungaria ConflictThe SnapWorld War 1Treaty of Taipei
57 CE - 99 CE 57 Scandimarian ElectionWaclaw Independence ReferendumYetian War of IndependenceThe ReversalEstablishment of Linelandic RussiaYetian Refugee CrisisThird England WarRed Leader's Investigation of YARSFourth England WarAbardean-Sizzlean WarLuxurian Military Base RaidYetian Wars of ReconquestThe PlagueKorean War of IndependenceEstablishment of ChorosLinelandic RevolutionWorld War 2Red Leader's collaboration with DragoTwelfth Yetian Civil WarProclamation of the Luxurian EmpireLuxurian-Spinese WarLuxurian-Sizzlean WarLuxurian-Abardean WarLuxurian-Linelandic WarSizzlean RevolutionWorld War 313th Yetian Civil WarSizzlean Succession CrisisSecond Abardean-Sizzlean WarPoavakian War of IndependenceThird Furry WarFifth England WarLuxurian RestorationSpinese-Celtic WarYorican RevolutionBeginning of the Hongerswakan-Sarpistani AllianceDiscovery of NarakamHybrite Invasion of Yetia14th Yetian Civil War & Second Linelandic-Yetian WarNorth Italian War of IndependenceRed Leader's attack on YataDiscovery of the NLEYetian Constitutional CrisisSixth England WarSecond Sizzlean-Yetian WarLinelandic-Sizzlean WarSeventh England WarSizzlean-Yetian Acts of UnionAssassination of O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimxSYE-Waclaw WarSYE-Utsong WarInvestigation into the NLEChristmas RebellionSYE-Abard WarEighth England WarLuxurian Agent InterviewIslandian Civil WarWorld War 4A tale of a Sipedroan SoldierKatie Johnroo's Musical CareerDeath of Pedro El FiestaSecond Yetian War of IndependenceFurry War RevengeSizzlean Reunification WarExpansion of WalesRestoration of EnglandDiscovering the Empire of YataYear 81 IconicDragons-Pepperoni Rugby Match12 Day WarOperation Thunder & Operation SandstrikeSarpistani Civil WarInvestigating GreenlandYatan-Human ConflictDeposition of Henry El FiestaSecond Linelandic Civil WarSpinese Assassination AttemptSecond Human-Yomtach WarLuxurian PurgeScandimarian-Yumranrujg WarScandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarNLE-Luxurian WarWaclaw-British War15th Yetian Civil WarYetian Subjugation of AbardHarsens Disease OutbreakPortal IncidentThird Yetian-Kalevian WarSecond North Italian War of IndependenceKyrif Rogalk - Ahteat Tnes Ranrujg WarPatrky's RevolutionSecond Luxurian-Spinese WarRed Leader's Second Attack on YataAlicorn Civil WarSecond Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarEstablishment of PetoriaWorld War 5Spinese Cave InvestigationHunt for Big ChungusUtsongan Civil WarScramble for OceaniaPEROHIVE ExpansionNinth England WarSecond Luxurian-Abardean War91 Yetian General ElectionQuatritonian Civil WarSettlement of Velodoland16th Yetian Civil WarQuatritonian-Kalevian WarQuatritonian-Yetian WarKelli Velvet in SipedroLuxurian Travel BansQuatritonian Coup and Turkish GenocideDoge's 93 CE RevealsNSE Communications Imitator ProjectTiticaca InvestigationSecond Quatritonian-Yetian WarGeorge Family RelocationCoronavirus OutbreakFirst Xindao WarSecond Xindao WarSecond Quatritonian Civil WarConstruction of the TitanicSvalbard InvestigationItalian Civil WarPoavakian Nuclear Program19th Yetian Civil WarAsophanian Climatator ExperimentMelbourne CrisisThird Quatritonian Civil WarThird Quatritonian-Yetian WarThe BiomassYetian Laser-Tower TestKalevian-Luvakhian War96' World CupSarpistani Oil DiscoveryThird Sizzlean-Utsongan WarMonarchy Abolished in NilastanCeylon Conflict97 Hongerswak ConflictChorosian Civil WarFirst Contact with Mei'raParahuman HighschoolPrelude to World War 6
100 CE - 149 CE World War 6Poavakian RevolutionFirst Contact with BlargsRecognition of Creepyland20th Yetian Civil WarHow no-one could save TritoniaEchtonian War of SuccessionYetian-Yomtach WarYomtach Invasion of North AmericaYomtach-Waclaw WarGus-Uz'Bei WarThird Human-Yomtach WarCreepyland-Peterland WarFormation of NakmaiFormation of GoldariaMovement of World Peace & Fourth Tritonian Civil WarLuvakhian Civil WarPoavak-Creepyland DisputeHongerswakan-Ugandan WarWilliam Anssen's ReturnPoavakian CoupDiscovery of the Biomass CrimsonResurrection of Peter GriffinFirst Contact with WabbolansShibe Isles War of IndependenceWar of GriffinTenth England War21st Yetian Civil War22nd Yetian Civil WarWorld War 7The Regenerator ArraySecond Sarpistani Civil WarPreparation against IujadogiaCornish Uprising of 104Kangaroo-Luxurian WarLinelandic-Taiwanese WarSizzlean Succession Crisis of 10423rd Yetian Civil WarIujadogian-Yatan WarFormation of ZinaSecond Yorican War of Independence & First Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarSecond Great Fire of YetiaSipedroan Civil WarGoldarian Civil WarCreepyland Satan CrisisBritish-Yetian WarWorld War 8Discovery of the Yetia City CatacombsThe Castrovalence Crisis BeginsSecond Melbourne CrisisSecond Chorosian Civil War24th Yetian Civil WarTanumian War of IndependenceRestoration of ApothelisKalevian Civil WarDiscord CrisisChungus' Invasion of PandalandSecond Utsongan Civil WarFourth Yetian-Tritonian WarYetian BlackoutWilliam III's DisputesSarpistan War of 109Attack of GodzillaUtsongan-Nilastani WarYetian-Italian WarKelli Velvet RemarriesScandimarian AmnesiaMarriage of Creepyfan27 and George Jr.Return of General Esuap25th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan Invasion of XinanSecond Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFiji War26th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan-Nakmaian WarEast African WarSarpistan War of 11027th Yetian Civil WarSecession of Palladia and PersiumPoavakian-Osanian WarThird Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarKalevian-Tritonian Diplomatic CrisisCreepyland's Gacha ContentThe HomolutionFourth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarThird Linelandic Civil WarLinelandic-Alinyan WarSpinese Great PurgeEleventh England WarFormation of Piggy IslandFifth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarIrish Mind Block IncidentAsian Worker's WarFirst Nihilist WarYetian-Nordic WarSecond East African WarIrish-Kaurian WarZheng WarTritonian-Palladian War"Irish"-Yetian WarNopedroan Re-Secession AttemptGarfield UnveiledAlbanian WarGenocide in the Third Yetian EmpireYetian Intervention WarYetian Reunification WarSixth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFirst Contact with the Bejrik OrderSecond Kalevian Civil WarYetian ReunificationArrival of TheiaYNF's Escape to TheiaGreat African WarSecond Nihilist WarFirst Contact with the Theian NativesOsanian-Q'naran WarTriseparatist War117 Quatritonian General ElectionSecond Great African WarFall of AsophaniaH5N1 Outbreak & Bird-Human WarHumamboan Civil WarYorican Civil WarFourth Linelandic Civil WarManchurian-Mongolian WarRediscovery of the YetaiLuxurian War of SuccessionAldurian-Sarpistani WarAfrican Revolutionary WarUnification of Great SizzleIujado-Scandimarian War12th England WarKalevian WarSecond Linelandic-Sizzlean WarSizzlean Economic Interventions28th Yetian Civil WarFourth Abardean-Sizzlean WarSarpistani Reassertion WarSecond Yetian Intervention WarItalo-Venetian WarFirst Contact with the Kuiper BeltNiederish RevolutionInter-Yetian WarCocalan War of IndependenceIujado-Luvakhian WarNilastani Civil WarThe Girl's ReleasePolar Gravitational Array & Anlace 1 TestsSecond Aldurian-Sarpistani WarSarpistani Succession ReformBalkan CrisisIujado-Yetian WarIujado-Macanese WarSecond Iujadogian-Yatan WarNay'Bling CrisisPoavakian Civil WarRebecca and DulocThird East African War29th Yetian Civil WarSecond Yetian Wars of Reconquest124 Tritonian Elections30th Yetian Civil WarDiscovery of the Pocket Dimension DeviceCollapse of the UQSRDoluro crosses VelaraBirth of the World Defence InitiativeInter-Theian Revolt War & Isernotarian-Dulovan WarBornholm WarNarakam ExpeditionYetevian RevolutionResolution of the Tanume DisputeWorld War 9Second Inter-Yetian WarILCADOS IncidentChains of NihilantisSarpistani Assassination PlotChau Binh's ResignationSecond Kalevian-Luvakhian WarTritonia InvestigationLuvamatrilia, Piggy Island, and Spisos engage in "Diplomacy"Apothilene-Tritonian WarSeventh Sipedroan-Nopedroan War31st Yetian Civil WarDeath of Safir PiangaCreepylandian-Nakmaian WarAldurian Partition WarBattle of VannakaramInvasion of the YNF RemnantsWorld War 10Post-WW10 ConflictsSub-Palladia InvestigationRebecca and Duloc 2Fifth Linelandic Civil WarThird Kalevian-Luvakhian War32nd Yetian Civil WarFurry War VengancePoavakian-Luvurian WarGeorge the Tree IncidentHongerswakan-Wanaoishian WarFormation of DinaEllarian-Malakian WarIujadogia returns to TheiaBiomass Crimson CrisisFate of the ReplacedYanheian War of IndependenceNihilantis' Attack on YataAnti-Zina ConspiracyMerger of Yata and TheiaYakamotomotoian-Zinan WarRequired HeartbreakNihilantis ReturnsEighth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarNihilantis, Sun of YataKaurian WarSarpistani-Yetian WarHayasian Civil WarLinelandic-Tritonian Cooperation AgreementSubjugation of YakamotomotoSecond Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian WarOctoseparatist WarSecond Sarpistani-Yetian WarMacanese-West Malian WarGoldarian-Khatian WarSizzlean-Shenguese WarAntarctic ProtocolGodzilla Strikes AgainSecond Spinese-Celtic War
150 CE - 199 CE Mingese Civil War'Spores' OutbreakBackrooms ArcThe Hunger GamesLiberation of HumanityLizarbian Civil WarInter-Piangan WarSecond Yorican Civil WarSipedroan-Lustlandian WarSipedroan-Itachian WarPalladian RevolutionWorld War 11Yamatoan Colonization InitiativeReturn to Timeline-002Dark NebulaFourth Human-Yomtach WarGlobal Partition TreatyItachian War of IndependenceFirst Tiujuana Partition WarFourth East African WarSecond Tiujuana Partition WarChernobyl MeltdownSDS-003 UpdateDuloc and PasagreYetian-Apothilene WarWorld War 12Second HomolutionFounding of TERAPROSipedroan ElectionsRuthenian WarLuxurian Civil WarThe Order of Ganymede AwakensFinal Reunification of SipedroFormation of the ACDLCharalandish-Texan WarErin Stevens' Medical ProblemsZinan-Luxurian WarOmnistat WarGoo-Yatan WarBattle of TritonSpace Cable IncidentFall of Nay'BlingSpinese Civil WarOsanian-Volhian WarFifth East African WarNakmaian PurgeLuxurian-Poavakian WarValindra's AscensionWorld War 13Abyyskan-Spinese WarAbyyskan-Yamalian WarAbyyskan-Red Army WarMy Unforgettable FoeAbyyskan-Luvamatrilian WarAbyyskan-Luvakhian WarWorld War 14Beta Sol Incident176 Rossiyan ElectionRossiyan Civil WarSecond Omnistat WarAdriatic-Rossiyan WarAdriatic-Yetian War33rd Yetian Civil War13th England War180 Rossiyan ElectionKalevian-Rossiyan WarYetian-Wapistani WarSecond Yetian-Adriatic WarYetian-Khatian WarYetian-Tritoniyan WarYangoonese War of IndependenceSecond Luxurian-Poavakian WarTank Investigates AbyyskySecond Rossiyan Civil WarWorld War 15Haudenosaunee War of IndependenceSecond Yetian-Khatian WarConsequence of LoveSecond Irish-Yetian WarYetian-Equatorian WarYetian-Svealish WarAssassination Attempt on Karl Ludwig D'ElsaThird Sarpistani Civil WarDeath of Moseka PiangaKaurian CoupLinelandic Coup WarRise of the Freedom and Prosperity Agreement34th Yetian Civil WarYetian-Ortilian WarLuxuria's Scientific Adventures in NarakamThird Yetian War of ReconquestFourth Yetian War of ReconquestFifth Yetian War of ReconquestThird Linelandic-Yetian WarMylatsk Border ConflictLuxurian-Nilastani WarThird Adriatic-Yetian War35th Yetian Civil War186 Tritonian ElectionThird Omnistat WarCentral African WarYorican WarAlligator-Flores WarLinelandic Reunification WarsAbardean-Wanaoishian WarUgandan-Zinan WarBlood is Thicker Than WaterLuxurian-Coalition WarDream and Once-ler Jr's WeddingDanubian WarAquilae CrisisSwagonian-UFR WarTurkestan WarRestoration of SumeraShapeshifter WhispersSecond Yetian-Nordic WarItachian CoupYetian-Polish WarCotunauinian-Luvurian WarMy Unforgettable LoveIrish Civil WarAquilae: GensokyoDestruction of AstakaramLibatrian Civil WarSecond Iujadogian-Macanese War
200 CE - 249 CE World War 16Fifth Human-Yomtach WarThe InsurgencyMy Little Yomtach: Friendship is MissingCultural ExchangeSychlikid CrisisEzerg-Daruv WarsFounding of SamsungYNF Civil WarYomtach Invasion of the South AtlanticYatan-Yetian War204 Tritonian ElectionHouse of DeceptionDo Cyborgs Dream of Mechanical Families?Italian-Roman UnificationEzonian-Najovan WarDaybreakXK-Δ-Class Event: 205 CESizzlean WarGreat American WarItalian-Jeriyan War36th Yetian Civil WarPeter (not) of YataSecond Great American WarSecond Hunger GamesGreat Asian WarEvent-MV209Hyperborean Continuation WarScottish Marriage CrisisParalesian WarFourth Sarpistani Civil WarPolskan Raids against ParaleisFounding of PhillealandColonization of TitanQueason ActLaunch of the HarbingerPolsk-Q'nar WarWorld War 17The SperminatorFirst Contact with The CovenantThe Return of The Crystal EmpireSecond Nilastani Civil WarPolsk Contacts the YNF RemnantsBlood is Thicker Than Water: EpilogueWorld War 18Discovery of the Mystery Flesh PitFirst Theian World War37th Yetian Civil WarThe Creature, part 1Formation of the Havana PactNordic RevolutionNiederish War of IndependenceFor a Yetian VitalityRat Centaur's EscapeBornuvian Reunification WarsAdriatic Intervention against Yetia38th Yetian Civil WarAn Immortal's WoesWorld War 19Michigan Rap BattleTotal AnnihilationDisarmament of YetiaRapa Nui BombingsThe Purity of SinAdriatic Intervention WarFormation of the Dovan EmpireSecond Turkestan WarThird Kalevian Civil WarInbetween of WorldsParty in the Spinese RepublicSecond Great Asian WarThe Creature, part 2Creepyland: The Biggest Rap Battle of All TimeSecond Yetian Reunification WarsPolsk's Turkestani Invasion PlansAlt-Polsk of Alt-EarthSozzle NegotiationsSecond Polskan-Turkestani ConflictRed Leader's Third Attack on YataUFR-Floppa City WarQuestionably EthicalFirst Swagonian WarEuropan-Oceanian War39th Yetian Civil WarThird Great Asian WarConfederate Crisis of 231The Divine ResurgenceSecond Swagonian WarSkye-Feep Eternal Hyper-WarSecond Paralesian WarSDS-015 Containment BreachThird Swagonian WarKanaran-Jakarian WarHayahan Civil WarWorld War 20Polskan-Republican WarFourth Kalevian Civil War40th Yetian Civil WarNuevopedroan Civil WarTenno's TravelsTest Flight of the ExcelsiorFourth Yorican Civil WarFloppa Civil WarPSS Krakow Finds an Unidentified ThreatPolskan-Q'onos ConflictChegg's Polsk TourFourth Swagonian WarYamatoan Civil War41st Yetian Civil WarRepublican-Polskan Spacecraft Limitation CrisisFake Bangus CrisisRestabilization of PolskConstruction of Site-99Norolati CrisisTitan Harvesting Station IncidentAbardean Civil War
250 CE - 299 CE Osanian National Reform LawFifth Swagonian WarAfterthoughts of a Quarter MillenniumSecond Lizarbian Civil WarChungusland Civil WarSecond Floppa Civil War & Yanz-Floppastan ConflictNew Yetian-YNF WarSecond Polskan-Republican WarOperation: Red MessiahFifth Yetian-Tritonian War42nd Yetian Civil WarWorld War 21Battle near Skantos PassageBaitangese-Bingustani WarMiraak's CrystalPreparation against The QuNorth Bingustan CrisisQu-Martian WarYatan-Theian BlackoutNyasan War of IndependenceDinan-Polskan WarFirst Contact with the AnthropophagesSiberian Civil WarSaharian Civil WarYNF-Polsk-Karina DisputeRecovery of MarsSecond Human-Covenant ConflictRurikpavlovsk PutschThird Floppa Civil WarSixth Swagonian WarSanghelios Stealth MissionPolskan-Floppastani Diplomatic Dispute292 Theian Republic Political CrisisFormation of the CSISSecond Hayahan Civil WarSixth Yetian War of ReconquestCrimsonist WarsYetian Partition War
300 CE - 349 CE
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE Laconian War
500 CE - 549 CE
Other Canon Events Cosmology of YATAList of Minor EventsOf the OneirosphereThe Furry WarsArchived/The InsurgencyYear System
Retconned/Uncanon Events Alternate HistoryAncient History of YetiaAncient History of LinelandCeltic-Yatan WarJanuary 2023 Reforms* • Yomtach Escape to TheiaSizzlean Civil War of 190 CE214 Lutaria ConflictEuropean War of 282
  1. ye he lives in the palace he's like the family do- wait what family almost all of them died