Second Human-Yomtach War
Prelude
| Second Human-Yomtach War | |||
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pKOrlMWaOs | ||
| Date | 84 CE | ||
| Location | Asia & North America | ||
| Outcome | Negotiated Peace | ||
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A group of ships was seen in the south pacific with no known origins. A strange conversation occurred about how they must be gone, they were last seen 75 years ago... Prompting a conspiracy that nothing ever really dies and that even the most ancient of civilisations may cling onto their last breath and persevere in the dark until they may re-emerge. Some Luxurian guy named Tyler decided to investigate this conspiracy, uncovering that a nation called 'Asclan' had conquered Yetia and almost Luxuria about 75 years ago before being defeated, which made him laugh at their failures, only for him to read that they were exiled to Easter Island. Tyler decided to investigate further, and went to Easter Island, where he asked them about Asclan. The people of Easter Island called them 'freaks' who fled the island once Yetia showed up there, with the only remnant of their existence being an underground fortress. Tyler went into this fortress through an elevator which revealed a overgrown and flooded chamber full of broken down machines and airships as well as a map with two escape directions. He followed one of the escape directions to the island of Bermuda, where he was shot at by unidentified creatures.
Yetia conversed with Sizzle, suggesting they begin enforcing environmentalism due to having found largescale ice melting in the Arctic, leading to Yetia investigating the Arctic further until they found something. Yetia suddenly warned Sizzle to prepare for war, stating they had found a new sapient species, one which had once rivalled humanity, one which sought revenge. Yetia claimed they were physically much stronger than people, saying that they would have to be ready but... They were already here.
Yomtach Invasion
Hundreds of thousands of "creatures" flooded into Lineland from the arctic, steamrolling both Lineland and Sizzle Russia with relative ease, with only one major battle of many being a victory for Humanity, forcing Sizzle to evacuate the city of Beijing. Lineland and Yetia panicked while Luxuria remained indifferent, with Sizzle trying to invent ways to stop their advance to no avail. Sipedro moved to help despite their population wanting to have sex with them, with Sipedro suggesting asking the Yeqwiquans or Martians to help, which the Martians refused and the Yeqwiquans didn't even answer. Humanity kept trying to fight back as Asclan's forces began to slow their advance in response. Hoping to break the stalemate, Asclan launched a surprise naval invasion into Spisos, where they began fighting the local population armed with hunting rifles. Sipedro rushed north to stop them from invading North America while Sizzle prepared various traps along their borders labelled so that Humans could avoid them. Sipedro's War-Androids proposed to be surprisingly effective against the creatures due to the Androids flight capabilities, prompting Sipedro to begin mass-production efforts. In Asia the creatures broke through the defensive lines along the pacific coast, rushing through the opening towards Beijing and the Korean Peninsula, soon reaching each of these regions. The Human armies began to see some success in western Lineland and southwestern Spisos & Celtic, though elsewhere they continued to falter against the invasion. Sizzle fought well in its defence of Beijing, with many 'creatures' dying in their traps, with similar reports coming from Sipedro's robot armies in North America, with both fronts eventually becoming major successes as a major encirclement happened in North America
Yetia put its main focus on trying to learn more about their enemy, deciphering that they were technologically less advanced and that they had a language they couldn't understand. Spisos suggested capturing one and making them tell their secrets, which Yetia saw as a good idea other than the language barrier, which seemed not to bother Spisos as they captured a few of the creatures. Gerald began to interrogate the one of the 'creatures' he had captured, though he was unsuccessful due to it not knowing English (Which he himself was not very good at also), leading to him deciding to send his English teacher to try to communicate with it. After improving its living conditions to make it not hate them, the teacher used flashcards in order to converse with it, with it using the cards to ask why they weren't attacking it and being nice. The teacher then tried binary and morse code, which both failed. The soldiers decided to try again tomorrow, so they gave it a lot of mattresses for a bed. On behalf of Gerald the soldier spoke to the Yetian government, explaining that they can't understand the creature's language but did regardless manage to accomplish limited communication in which they managed to understand that it was confused on why they weren't killing it and being nice, which surprised Yetia as they thought they were bloodthirsty barbarians. Spisos and Yetia agreed that if they could manage to convince their prisoner to tell the others that humans aren't so bad in order to achieve peace. Sipedro decided to follow through with this, using their robots to capture some of the 'creatures', putting them under the care of an old lady who gave them treats and read them stories in fairly good housing, rehabilitating them to the point they're allowed to walk around Sipedro freely due to their lack of animosity as they began learning how to make basic words which made their caretaker happy. The creatures in Sipedro, whose name was found to be 'Yomtach', suggested trying to end the war, which President Heraclio El Fiesta agreed with, promptly sending them into the current Yomtach-occupied territories to negotiate a peace settlement. This seemed to initially go well as the Yomtach soldiers and populace saw peace as the better option, though their leaders remained unconvinced. Despite the wishes of their hardline leaders, peace managed to win out regardless as the leaders were thrown out of power, allowing Humanity and the Yomtachs to sign an official peace agreement, which preceded Asclan mostly collapsing as only its hardline leaders remained loyal in their exiled homes.
Aftermath
Scandimar remained vigilantly Anti-Yomtach, threatening to wipe them out as they began dispersing around the world and making small settlements, which lead to many countries being annoyed as they feared it would restart the conflict. Sizzle took a similar approach, banning them from their territory. Many decided against starting new settlements and instead moved in with humans, buying homes in major cities, where they often got employed in manual labour due to their tall and muscular frames as well as their attempts to make peace with humanity. Many countries continued to discriminate against the Yomtach by either banning them or making immigration extremely difficult, while others were more friendly. Sizzle refused to fall into pressure to open up to the Yomtachs, setting up much more defended borders than before to keep out roaming tribes of Yomtach, who unsuccessfully attempted to negotiate settlement into Sizzle. Lineland and Sizzle agreed that it was unfair that the other nations of the world expected them to accept them with open arms even though they were the ones that were attacked by them.
