Fourth Swagonian War

Year: 244 CE - 248 CE

Fourth Swagonian War
Video	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY7h1PeI7Os
Date	244 CE - 248 CE
Location	Greater Orientalis
Outcome	Swagolition Victory
Major Battles	Battle of Könyak Baskalasi Battle of Vitoriflop-Flopsteiz Battle of Saint Bingersburg Battle of Amogus Muy Grande Battle of Bingadan Battle of Bingbong Second Battle of Vitoriflop-Flopsteiz Battle of Madinat Fluba Battle of Buon Ma Flop Battle of Junlado
Combatants
Pan-Altilai Coalition against the United Floppa Republic ("Swagolition") 'Ard Algharb Bingland (Initially) Bingterra (Initially) Bingustan Floppa City Flop Cong Partisans Googalia Googalian National Army Imperial Swagonia Könbatyşçir Plompystan (Initially/Finally) Sogga Union Swagonia Jun-Swagoland Flopskadi Provisional Government Tierra Flopeste Dazhyyn (Support) Theian Republic (Support) Anti-Chegg Forces Floppa Mujahideen Plinka's Gang Sakalarya West Floppastan Bingus Reunification Forces Bingustan Flopskadi Radical Left Front UFR-Polsk Pact & Theian Defence Pact Bangustan Bingland (Later) Bingterra (Later) Flop Cong (Initially) Flopskadi Karlsfell Polsk Floppa City Occupational Council Floppa City People's Regional Council (Briefly) Vietflop UFR Zabloing Anti-Swagolition Insurgents Bingus Republic Bulgolia Bingus United Front Bingus United Front Sproingus' Forces Bingus Imperium Bingstaat Plompystan (Later) Flop Cong Forces Flop Cong (Later) Cosmicists Buon Ma Flop Sect Cosmic Circle Floppsy Flopper Jr's Resistance Floppsy Flopper Jr.'s Forces
Commanders
Plinka Jester Sogger Sogson Sogvan Sogov Bangus Chegg Karakal Floppsy Flopper Jr. (Initially) Hue Floph Floppsy Flopper Jr. (Later) Jinx

With the United Floppa Republic clearly weakened by its recent civil war, the nations of Altilai organized into the 'Pan-Altilai Coalition against the United Floppa Republic' (or 'Swagolition') to take down their historic rival, declaring war without warning shortly after forming their alliance. Polsk quickly came to the UFR's aid, and the UFR's former allies before the reformist Chegg Karakal had taken power finally returned to their sphere, now even being joined by Bongustan due to their enemy Bingustan being in the Swagolition. Polsk deployed its navy and funded guerilla groups within enemy territories while Flopskadi attacked into the Swagolition enclaves within its territory. Sogga Union and Jun-Swagoland tried to blockade the Jun and Yanz, only for Polsk's much larger and capable navy to show up and wreck them while their armies landed in the Sogga Union and Flop Cong pushed against Floppa City. Battles raged in Sogga Union's capital of Könyak Baskalasi, with defenders dropping anvils from skyscrapers that Polsk was bombarding with artillery and sending helicopters at, to the far-north Googalia joined the Swagolition to fight Zabloing. Plompystan began advancing to help its allies, developing Mustard Gas weaponry (which it called 'Plompygas'), which was distributed to its allies (until Polsk began sabotaging shipments). Polsk launched a 'subterfute' tactic where Poolskan soldiers would fake defection only to return to Polsk's side behind enemy lines, causing significant damage. Polsk's 'insurgency-support' tactic saw its first success in southwestern Bingland, with the 'Bingus Republic (Bingland)' rising up in rebellion against their ruling junta, prompting 'Ard Algharb to try to inspire a revolt in Floppascus without any success. Polsk kept trying to destabilize the Swagolition as it was quite surprised that the Bingus Republic was the only clear fifth column aside from rumoured 'dissenters' in Bingustan and Googalia, with the latter starting to now receive funding from Zabloing. The UFR began to mobilize while Könbatyscir occupied some areas on the north of the Yanz and proclaimed it to be called 'Nygytma Janz'. Polsk began navally invading Jun-Swagoland with its motorized forces while Imperial Swagonia established 'Fort Farzad' north of Reagruparse. After Universidad de la Montaña released its spacecraft 'UM-1', Plompystan got inspired and made the 'Plompy-1 Rocket', which travelled about 8 meters. West Floppastan found oil to help Plompystan with its oil problems, although luckily Plompystan's "school's" "mining class" found trichloroethylene deposits under Ooglaboo which could be used as fuel, prompting Polsk to be really confused on why Plompystan considered a massive quarry full of child labourers to be a school, showing example photos which caused Bingland to have a panic attack as they had the flag of "Ohio" which was something Sproingus liked to talk about. Plompystan sent its first 'plompygas regiment' to attack southern UFR from Fort Farzad, angering the UFR to the point of sending an army to attack Fort Farzad. Polsk took its own actions by preparing to attack Imperial Swagonia and bombing Plompystan, causing a Plompygas leak which caused a major ecological crisis. Polsk managed to capture president Sogger Sogson of the Sogga Union, leading to the rest of the country panicking by prooclaiming Sogvan Sogov of Sakalarya their regent, firing plompygas at all invaders, committing several warcrimes, then surrendering which left Jun-Swagoland to protect its lands. Zabloing's destabilization efforts in Googalia proved to be successful as the 'Khanate of Bulgolia' launched a revolution with overthrew the Googalian government as it loosely aligned itself with Polsk and the UFR, leading to the formation of the Googalian National Army to resist them. Floppa City began launching largely successful raids against Flopskadi, who was being pushed back quite effectively. Jun-Swagoland began buying Plompy-1 rockets, replacing their crew quarters with explosives, and launching them at enemy forces. With Flopskadi's largest city of Bilsog already captured, Floppa City launched an attack on the country's capital of Vitoriflop-Flopsteiz, leading to president Floppsy Flopper Jr fleeing by swimming across the Yanz River during which he was attacked by 12 alligators and vanished (supposedly without dying) which lead to Flopskadi being left leaderless despite Polskan support, leading to their capitulation which prompted Jun-Swagoland to begin preparing a provisional government there. The Swagolition organized a major offensive against Polskan-occupied Sogga Union, which saw little success. Polskan orbital bombing forced Swagonia to hide Amogus Muy Grande, which Polsk tried to search for via satellites. With Polsk starting to push back the offensives in Sogga Union, Jun-Swagoland prepared a 'mass encirclements doctrine' which didn't work as its army was significantly less mobile, so they tried to naval invade Sogga Island which Polsk's navy stopped so Swagonia tried to use 8 bears for some reason which also failed.. Polsk repurposed the Altilai International Airport as an airbase, which the Swagolition tried to counter by setting up anti-air near it. During a Bongustani attack into the Bingustani city of Saint Bingersburg, Bingustan sent in a major tank army from Sphynxopolis to push them back which forced Bongustan to prepare new defensive lines.

After reorganizing its army, Polsk continued with another offensive against Jun-Swagoland. The Theian Republic began selling weapons to most Swagolition members at this point, going as far as to even send a couple thousand volunteer soldiers to them alongside Dazhyyn. Swagonia finally completed Amogus Muy Grande, destroying Montaña del Sur and turning it into a volcano as it emerged, prompting Polsk to try to hold it in place with tractor beams while its soldiers moved to keep advancing. As Amogus Muy Grande made its way towards the front line in Sogga Union, 4 thousand Polskan special forces infiltrated the mech due to its comically bad security, leading to a internal siege as Swagonia's clearly stupid security measures kept being easily thwarted, allowing Polsk to seize the cockpit and lock themselves inside while Jun-Swagoland desperately tried to find a way back in. Seeing how incompetent its allies were, Bingterra left the Swagolition which prompted Bingland to declare war and invade them. Deciding that it was in their common interests, Swagonia and Jun-Swagoland unified, with Jun-Swagoland ceasing to exist as a separate state. The entire Swagolition rushed to invade Bingterra before it was flooded with enemy troops, prompting Polsk to support them despite their main focus still being the eastern front. While Bingterra was initially quite overwhelmed, once it gained noticeable reinforcements it started pushing back, with Polskan special forces blowing up enemy communications and fuel depots on all fronts while Swagonia made "forts". UFR reported sighting a unidentified black-furred Sarpian Cat in the wilderness heading towards Altilai, which Swagonia thought was Jinx. Polsk and Swagonia fought each other desperately, with Swagonian conscripts being forced to reside in university dorms due to their rapid recruitment. All of the sudden, a boat arrived in Yuzhnyy Bingusgrad (capital of Bingterra) containing Jinx (aka Sproingus), proclaiming a second Bingstaat which avoided bombing from other factions by threatening the use of a stolen nuclear warhead. Swagonia evacuated Ciudad Gris so Polsk bombed it, prompting Swagonia to unsuccessfully try to bomb New Warsaw in revenge.

Polsk put its focus on the Flopskadi and Bingterra fronts after deploying marines in Bongustan, sending many forces to assist Bingterra's war effort with a specific focus on fighting the Bingstaat, bombing them relentlessly until they started using hostages, prompting Polsk to send in spies to figure out what they were up to. Polsk eventually decided to begin retreating by pushing into Binglandish territory, while a second force was sent to begin counterattacking. Bingland put its attention on crushing enemy forces in Bingterra, attacking and capturing Bingadan. With Bingadan (the city where its government was temporarily residing) gone, Bingterra decided to try an alternate strategy of victory by dissolving its government in favour of local councils so it may fight via guerilla warfare alongside Polsk, who sent soldiers behind enemy lines and paratroopers to sabotage Bingstaat's supply lines and industry. Polsk's infiltrations led to them discovering that Bingstaat was using a lot of chemical weapons, which the UFR confirmed to be true as Sproingus had previously worked for Big Floppa as the UFR's chemical weapon researcher, prompting Polsk to begin a more desperate offensive. The Bingus Republic retrieved Bingland's files about Sproingus for Polsk, revealing that he was actually called 'Jinx' and used various false personalities for whatever reason, pretending to be a student called 'Cooper' in Macanaland and some cannibalistic cave goblin called 'Terry', with his 'Sproingus' personality being a former chemcial weapons manufacturer in the UFR before becoming a politician in Bingland and causing the civil war there during the Third Swagonian War before vanishing into the wilderness to form a 'Cult of Sproingus' to now invade Bingterra and Bingland with an army of cultists, mercenaries, and conscripts. Polsk began bribing mercenaries and conscripts to defect while Bangus attacked Jinx with 'mind powers' which mentally tormented him. Bingstaat began summarily executing defectors in order to scare soldiers into not defecting, prompting Polsk to try to use this as a reason to evacuate them. Polsk pushed to cut off Bingstaat's sea access, while Jinx threatened to nuke New Sarpiagrad (capital of Bangustan) over the mind torture.

Polsk continued its offensives while Plompystan unsuccessfully negotiated for Bingstaat's eggs, though this lead to Bingland declaring war after Plompystan voiced its interest to ally with Bingstaat. With Polsk still winning, Bingland and Swagonia decided to fund 'Plinka's Gang' to cause trouble in the UFR. Polsk kept bombing Bingstaat, leading to one of their bombers eventually crashing into the Ooglaboo Capital Building. Polsk moved to launch an offensive into Bingstaat, who had begun spreading deeper into Bingland via insurgencies. The threat that Bingstaat posed lead to Bingterra and Bingland signing a temporary cease fire in the Bingzny Conference, reorganizing the regions on each of their borders alongside the areas Bingland occupied in Bingterra into 'jointly-controlled zones' in the Bingadan Agreement. With Bingstaat seemingly being dealt with by Bingland and Bingterra at least for the time being (though this trust was misplaced as Bingstaat advanced quite rapidly by conscripting locals), Polsk focused on helping Bongustan beat Bingustan until it realised the severity of Bingstaat's offensives, trying to attack across the Yanz to stop them. Polsk sabotaged Bingstaat to the best of their ability (even using tactical nukes on major bases) while the Bingstaat was advancing into Bingustan and into Bingland's capital of Bingbong. Once Bingbong fell, Bingstaat successfully overthrew Bingland's junta aside from a couple small loyalist contingents fighting in the southwest, prompting Bingterra to rush to seize the joint-territories before they fell. Bingustan surrendered to Bingstaat while Polsk tried to assassinate Sproingus, only for him to 'compress rapidly' once shot and vanish after looking into a briefcase with 'Jinx Beans' inside it (which warped him away). Having secured most of Bingland, Bingterra, and Bingustan, Sproingus proclaimed the 'Bingus Imperium' to rule over the region, celebrating this unification with mass executions which were just enough to break his control over the country as the 'Anti-Sproingus United Front', soon renamed the 'Bingus United Front', rose up in revolution against his regime with support from Polsk's military (when they weren't distracted napalming Floppa City). Soon the BUF completely overthrew the Bingus Imperium, though during their sweep of Bingbong they couldn't find Sproingus anywhere, though despite their victory they failed to form a coherent government and collapsed into anarchy.

Polsk continued its offensives against Swagonia by cutting off Llanuratierra and Sus Mountain from Ciudad Gris before unsuccessfully trying to convince the enemy forces in Flopskadi to surrender. while Swagonia launched a attack towards Sogga Island. Swagonia tried to steal Polskan tanks when their crew was outside them when out of base, only for it to be revealed that Polskan soldiers never left their tanks as they even pissed/shitted out of hatches onto the ground. While fighting in Ciudad Gris and Vitoriflop-Flopsteiz were ongoing, Swagonia tried following with unknown success as Polskan tanks had anti-theft locks. Polsk further secured its advance on Ciudad Gris, set up the 'Susland Military Base', and launched an invasion of Floppa City by blasting thru their forts, as Floppa City's rocket artillery wasn't that effective against ships. Polsk began invading Imperial Swagonia and bombing them while Plompystan made students dig tunnels towards Floppascus despite how slow this would be. Polsk tried to deploy 'Freddy Fazbear' into Flopskadi but failed as animatronics were quite susceptible to artillery shells. Vladimir Bingus and Bongus Bingus agreed to stop obsessively killing each other over past disputes, forming the 'Fourth Bingus Republic (Bingustan)' dedicated to eneding the Bingus Anarchy as a neutral party with some pro-Swagolition sympathies, using their large mechanized force to overwhelm bandits and warlords. Swagonia launched the 'Swagonia Battle Satellite' and used it bomb Floppascus while Bingustan secured its former territory before launching an invasion of Bingland and Bingterra to stabilize them, beginning major 'integration projects' once they were occupied. Once Polsk noticed the Battle Satellite, it shot it down quite easily, as well as all other subsuquent battle satellites that were launched.

Polsk illuded to a military base it had in eastern Orientalis, which Floppa City went to investigate which lead to said base being proven to be real after they were hit by artillery, with this new territory being used to supply Flop Cong and Zabloing. With Polskan forces advancing into Floppa City and Googalia, Floppa City decided to launch a major offensive into Flop Cong's plains as enemy forces reached Madinat Fluba, leading to major urban and rural warfare as Polsk attacked into the city and into the nearby jungles to connect with Flop Cong. Polsk tried to counter Floppa City by dropping 'gay bombs' on them which made them have gay sex, but this wasn't very effective. Floppa City citizens set up traps and protests against Polsk, which weren't that effective as Polsk pushed quite deep into Madinat Fluba, which Floppa City tried to counter with one last offensive to cut off the invaders, which while initially successful failed to actually make the final blow due to how strong Polsk's defences were. With its conventional military in ruins, Floppa City turned to guerilla warfare and resisting the 'Floppa City Occupational Council'. With Floppa City swept up aside from the mess of partisans, Polsk put its focus on Googalia and Vitoriflop-Flopsteiz, soon leading to the capture of Vitoriflop-Flopsteiz. Floppa City unleashed the 'Destroyer of Logistics', a shark trained to chew the undersea communications cable between Polskan Orientalis and New Warsaw, which failed as Polsk used psychological warfare(?).

Flop Cong convinced Polsk to allow it to annex Floppa City as a part of its main objective, allowing Flop Cong to reorganize itself into an authoritarian conservative republic with Hue Floph in charge for life, prompting Floppa City to riot, with them storming Flop Cong's capital of Buon Ma Flop, overwhelming the defences present, with Polsk being forced to intervene as Hue Floph fled, occupying the country in his place. Polsk moved to restabilize the region by forming the 'Floppa City People's Regional Council' as a minarchist government over former Floppa City and the 'Vietflop Republic' as a democratic government over former Flop Cong. Polsk signed a 'cease fire' with the partisans loyal to the old government of Floppa City in return for them withdrawing from Vietflop, though small groups of native Flop Cong partisans remained. Polsk then completely withdrew from Floppa City, leaving it without a governance system until most of it was reunified under Floppa City again. With most of Floppa City still in chaos, a cult calling itself the 'Church of the Cosmic Circle' took advantage of the chaos to begin imposing itself on Floppa City, quickly seizing control over the country as the remnants of Floppa City fled into Vietflop. Certain groups of Flop Cong Partisans aligned with the beliefs of this new cult regime, launching the 'Buon Ma Flop Sect' insurgency, which the UFR-Polsk Pact moved to crush.

Bingustan completed its second integration project while the UFR began trying to gain more influence over Vietflop's government. Polsk began focusing on destroying Swagolition airbases as it kept advancing on the main front, shooting down all enemy aircrafts that approached critical sites which Swagonia failed to counter with Jun-247 Aircrafts while Bingustan began to see some instability due to Binglandish and Bingterran nationalists. As air battles continued, Bingustan completed the third integration project, leading to Bingland and Bingterra revolting as a part of a 'national revolution' on Polsk's side, gaining them significant military support. Swagonia kept failing to bomb things due to its lack of air superiority. Karlsfell began providing Polsk's forces with significant naval and armed assistance with an invasion of Bingustan's mainland. Polsk invited Flopskadi's government in exile to be back in charge of their country, only for Floppsy Flopper Jr. to immediately re-instate apartheid, prompting Polsk to depose him and put a replacement in charge while Floppsy's loyalists formed a resistance. The Polskan-Karlsfell invasion of Bingustan ended in a failure, proompting them to instead move to support Bingterra's uprising. Swagonia set up an elastic defence around Junlado with a 'soft buffer' and 'hard buffer' designed to both slow and stop enemy forces, which Polsk circumvented with helicopters. Polsk reorganized its forces and advanced in Bingterra and Flopskadi before launching an all-out offensive with its entire army, which Swagonia tried to stop with a northwestern offensive which pushed Polsk out of the west bank of the Jun. Polsk launched a counterattack onto the west of the Jun while Swagonia bombed their crossing very inaccurately. Tierra Flopeste began ransacking its neighbours to gain weaponry to fight Polsk, while Polsk started fighting the Cosmic Circle over their alleged support for the Buon Ma Flop Sect. 'Ard Algharb tried to blockade the Jun-Yanz Confluence but failed, meanwhile the Cosmic Circle religiously sacrificed Polskans. Imperial Swagonia deployed its first Farzad-Class Battleship to fight the enemy. Bingustan began preparing an operation in Flopskadi, arming communist groups despite being quite fervently anti-communist, prompting Polsk to unsuccessfully fund anti-insurgency units in Flopskadi as Flopskadi wasted the money on buying a fast food franchise, which 'Ard Algharb's army began infiltrating which Polsk had to deal with as Flopskadi had become delusionally libertarian and obsessed with passive income, annoying Polsk greatly as a mess of Flopskadi not realising what was happening, enemy infiltrators lying to them which they believed, and Polsk having to try to bail them out continued on and on while UFR searched for a replacement for Flopskadi's leader. Polsk and Flopskadi kept relentlessly arguing with each other over the other's incompetence, which annoyed Vietflop and Polsk as Flopskadi kept yelling at everyone over its investment portfolio. Swagonia used this argument to convince Flopskadi to switch sides, terrifying 'Ard Algharb as now they would have to deal with Flopskadi's yelling, leading to Polsk's president committing suicide and being replaced by the VP, who ordered a immediate front-wide offensive. With Polskan forces threatening to encircle Junlado, Swagonia's government relocated to West Zelenaya Dolina while it ordered guerilla movements to begin behind enemy lines. Tired of Flopskadi's threats of showing its NFT collection, Polsk nuked the Vitoriflop-Flopsteiz McDonalds, leading to Flopskadi starting attacks on Polskan forces. Polsk couldn't deal with this anymore and withdrew its army from Altilai to simply defend the UFR before completely withdrawing once a new regime was elected, forcing the UFR's forces in Swagonia to begin retreating against a sudden Swagonian blitzkrieg, pulling in as many reinforcements as it could as Swagonian forces encircled and destroyed significant numbers of UFR soldiers in Ciudad Gris. During Polsk's evacuation, one of its spacecrafts suffered a reactor meltdown which caused it to explode and release significant amounts of radiation across the continent. Bingustan's army arrived on the front against the UFR and began advancing rapidly against the now significantly thinner enemy lines, while Polsk collapsed into chaos as law and order broke down, with terrorists and extremists firing incredibly damaging weapons haphazardly. As it was increasingly overwhelmed by enemy forces and encircled in several areas, the UFR began withdrawing its army from Altilai rapidly. Reluctantly, the UFR signed an armistice where it withdrew from all occupied regions and admitted defeat. The UFR afterwards cut off its relations with Polsk, seeing its withdrawal as a great betrayal which caused significant deaths.