List of Minor Events

This page contains a collection of 'Minor Events' also visible on the side bar on the main "Yata History Timeline" page.
While they are labeled as 'Minor' events, this does not necessarily mean they were unimportant as many are simply things that lacked enough details to be given a full page.

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Year 57

• The second United Nations headquarters was constructed in Vanino, Lineland.

Year 61

• The raid of the Luxurian Military Base was scheduled on October 10th, Year 63

Year 62

• A 52 year old Luxurian man, named George accidently married a kangaroo on his birthday. The man claimed he thought the kangaroo was a hot woman. George now says that he will not be divorcing his lovely kangaroo wife, though, he did not state why.
• Yetia and Tritonia sort out their border disputes.
• The Yetian Refugee Crisis comes to an end as refugees return home.
• The 'first Spooktober' occurred, leading to several dismantled Eirnics and Attricks, causing havoc in parts of Yetia.

Year 63

• Yetia developed a specialized harpoon-gun weapon intended to pierce enemy soldiers and shock them to incapacitate them.
• Sizzle and Yetia signed a joint alliance.
• Sizzle and Yetia cooperative on establishing the Yata Boxing Championship in Newtown and Beijing, with Yetia also establishing its own national team.
• Yetia and Sizzle both began further developing Yata's nascent social media industry.
• Sarpistan expanded into unclaimed regions of the Sinai peninsula and south-eastern Fertile Crescent.
• Yetia and Tritonia open embassies in one another.
• The Sky Palladia is built.

Year 64

• Luxuria began a largescale population-growth campaign.
• Aldren Tremar was crowned as king of Tritonia
• The Nuelo Cinema is opened.
• Yetia cancels most of its air-infrastructure projects.
• The Red Leader fails to convince the Alicorn Kingdom to support him, leading to him deciding to start global warming.
• Sipedro was established.
• A small Eirnic village was established in coastal Luxuria.

Year 65

• The Technocratic State of Yetia established during The Plague is disbanded, restoring the Kingdom of Yetia under a regency.
• King Oliver I Yetevia is crowned the new monarch of Yetia, leading a pro-peace and reformist government.

Year 66

• Sizzle's suicide rate began increasing.
• The Yetian National Boxing Association and Sizzlean Boxing Association began official collaborations to set up a rivalry between one another for increased profit, building a large venue.

Year 67

• Poavak colonised two new islands.
• The Yetian Parliament passed the "Increased Funding to Fortifications Act" and the "Balaeric Forts Act", establishing large military bases in the Mediterranean.
• Oliver I Yetevia vetoed through the "Military-Forces and technology Act", abolishing Yetia's military limitations that came from the Yetian Wars of Reconquest
• The Yetian Parliament passed the "Naval Arms Act", expanding the Yetian navy.
• Yetia and Sizzle signed a military alliance.
• The Yetian military was greatly reorganized, dividing it into a land, air, and naval branch which together elect a supreme commander.
• Yetia began using imported Llamas as emotional support animals.
• English Insurgents were donated 2 fishes and a dog for their independence campaign.
• Spisos began building residential areas.
• Ireland held a flag referendum, adopting a tricolour.

Year 68

• Yetian hikers discovered an abandoned war-android warehouse constructed by the First Yetian Empire during World War 1, which was promptly investigated.
• An unusual terrorist attack occurred at the abandoned Eirnic Factory
• Yetia held general elections that led to the victory of the Yetian Social Democratic Party
• Luxuria held a tea drinking contest, leading to the death of one of the competitors.
• Hongerswak was established.
• Rumours about King Peppa Pig George of Luxuria being gay begin circulating, with no official response being made about this situation.
• Alexander was elected as the prime-minister of Sizzle.

Year 69

• A military coup occurred in Poavak, introducing a resurgent pro-Axis government
• UFO sightings began to increase, with Pedro El Fiesta of Sipedro commenting on their disruptions.
• Kalevala expanded further into unclaimed territories.
• Poavak rescinded the Treaty of Jakarta, retaking all occupied territories from Sizzlean rule.
• Poavak built a new airport.
• The Kingdom of Nilastan was established.
• Luxuria colonised southern Italy.
• A group of anti-establishment figures moved from Kalevalato the unclaimed areas of the Scandinavian Peninsula.
• Peppa Pig George's nudes were leaked, revealing that he is gay.
• Scotland and Ireland form the Auld Alliance.
• Ireland purchased the Isle of Mann from Yetia
• Yetia held a referendum regarding changing its flag, which failed to pass.
• Remnants of the governments of the First Yetian Empire and Linelandic Empire joined the YNF, whom began developing war-androids.
• Sizzle begins facing issues from serial killers and the illegal organ trade, with the culprit eventually being identified to be a surgeon.
• Hongerswak falsely claimed to have nuclear weapons.
• Luxuria kept asking other countries for parenting advice, which was later covered up.
• A Linelandic child broke into Luxuria and was beaten by a farmer for shitting on the street.
• The Abardean insurgents began brainwashing children and causing terrorist attacks in Lineland, Sizzle, and Luxuria.
• Fears about the Luxxurian Empire continued to circulate, with Sipedro condemning them after Luxurian Abard suggested invading them after Lineland.
• Scotland crowned a new king, whom began leading the nation towards a more militaristic path.
• The YNF expanded its operations in Antarctica, which quickly fell under Yetian investigation once garbled signals began originating from these regions. In order to stop this the YNF hid itself further and began instigating instability in Yetia.
• The YNF increased its collaboration with Luxuria, providing them with their experimental weaponry.

Year 70

• Yetia began negotiations with Sarpistan over land rights.
• Ireland became the #1 global potato exporter.
• Dublin Castle was built.
• Strikes occurred in Luxurian Lineland
• A drama series about a rich woman falling in love with a robot became popular in Sipedro.
• A child suggested that the NSE should reenact Danganronpa with Luxurian POWs
• Most neutral nations began facing refugee crises due to World War 3

Year 71

• A movie about human-alien hybrids called "Aliens: Before the Before" existed.
• Statues honouring Zack Naps were built, becoming sites of mourning for a while.
• Spisos began to mistreat the population within its occupation zone in Luxuria.
• Yetia began to colonise New England
• A horse shooting occurred in Linelandic-occupied Luxuria.
• Yetia officially granted full independence to Waclaw, making them no longer be a protectorate.
• Yetia and Waclaw signed a cooperation treaty.
• Islandia colonised New Caledonia.
• Relations between the Yetian Commonwealth and Yetian Confederacy began to deteriorate.
• Cowboys began to operate in occupied Luxuria
• A social media argument regarding Zack Naps' death occurred.
• Yetia built two new airships, putting the YAS Independence and YAS Warrior into service.
• Sipedro suspected that due to the NSE and YNF existing, a resurgent luxurian imperialist movement may one day emerge.

Year 72

• All treaties that were agreed upon the end of World War 2 were rescinded.
• A Yetian guy invented Space Denialism, Flat Earthers and Anti-Vaxxers.
• Sizzle, now under the leadership of Alex III Robinson, signed a permanent alliance with the New Sizzlean Empire.
• The leaders of Yetia and England had a bar fight, inventing the game of darts in the process.
• Furry War 3 occurred, ending in a Gamer victory.
• Lineland decreased its presence in Linelandic Vancouver after its massive population losses in World War 3
• Sipedro began selling sex robots.

Year 73

• A Luxurian cowboy egged Denver Gagnon's (Leader of Spisos) house, leading to a public execution being held in the city of Spisos Is Great, Luxurians Are Fat in the Spinese occupied region in Luxuria, leading to further internal tensions.
• Luvakhia was founded in central Siberia.
• Luvakhia and Celtic began a fish trading partnership, making Spisos dislike Luvakhia.
• Yetia held elections, leading to the victory of Emily Delaunay of the Green Party of Yetia with 35% of the vote.
• Waclaw joined the Eurasian Union.

Year 74

• Yetia began a yearly tradition of having a massive christmas tree in Yetia City.
• Celena George, mother of Peppa Pig George, requested custody over Peppa's son George George. George was initially nervous, yet largely came to like her despite not wanting to move away from his caretakers, leading to them and Celena agreeing to have visits.
• Spisos held elections due to not having a leader for several months, electing o;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimx to the presidency.

Year 75

• Sarpistan officially declared itself to be a socialist state.
• A West Luxurian soldier had a blogging youtube channel named 'DOWNUNDAH'
• One of Hongerswak's translators committed suicide, leading to the position being replaced by Skew Auf, whom supposedly was muscular and liked 'walking on peasants'.

Year 76

• Sarpistan expanded into further unclaimed lands.
• Queen Margaret I of Abard was murdered, leading to Abard being annexed by Sizzle.
• Sizzle returned Alice Springs to West Luxuria, upsetting Islandia
• Spisos built Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Fruid
• O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimx met Kamina Pianga on his Space Cruise Ship, remarking that she was pretty cool despite trying to kill him.
• Spisos and Yorica established the "Emiro-Anchorage Pact" between one another.

Year 77

• Newtown became the official capital of Yetia
• Scotland returned its occupation zone to Luxuria early for £20,000,000
• Celtic Football Club was founded in Scotland
• Turtle Star Football Club was founded in Sizzle
• England Province became unstable again.
• Sizzle's involvement in the Sixth England War scared Yetia into expanding its military, with Waclaw leaking this to Sizzle.
• President Antonio Jose Miguel was assassinated thru poisoning, leading to Yew Haa being elected to the presidency in a snap election.
• Spisos reported unusual population decreases.
• Yetia suffered from various fires
• Furries were sold on the Sizzlean black market as slaves.
• All Linelandic territories fell to the Socialist Republic of Lineland.

Year 78

• The New Luxurian Empire interacted with the nations of the world, asserting that they weren't actually a threat and were ruled by former soldiers instead of anyone important. Their racist and revanchist behaviour made some nations suspicious, yet they seemed to come to the conclusion they were harmless despite their claims of 'making the empire great again'.
• Mysterious disappearances continued to happen globally, with around a thousand disappearences being reported in each country at an increasing rate.
• The National Worker's Party of Yetia was founded, quickly gaining a majority of the seats in parliament.
• The Yetia City-Newtown metro was built using Sizzlean subsidies.
• Utsong was established.
• The SYE began testing out the viability of brain implants that improve soldiers' combat capability and loyalty, aiming to "weaponise humanity". Once this was completed its existence was accidentally leaked to the public, leading to major controversy.
• Spisos and Luxurian stayed neutral regarding the SYE Crisis.
• The Dogs Nax rock band was formed, soon becoming successful enough to go on tour globally.
• The SYE began expanding into unclaimed Siberia.
• A mysterious message only saying "⎅⟒⏃⍀ ⊑⎍⋔", meaning "Dear Hum", was broadcasted.
• The Smile Naps band makes a song about the Eighth England War.
• The Smile Naps band makes a hit song called "Jojo fix Jojo fix".
• Smile Naps made yet another global hit, which preceded a tour of Luxuria, during which they met President Terry Teur. Smile Dog, a member of Smile Naps became very sick after this and went into a coma which was commemorated with another song.
• A local couple had a break up.

Year 79

• Smile Naps toured Luxuria again, having another meeting with Terry Teur, though they stayed away from him due to him supposedly having The Plague despite him clarifying it was a 'different type of plague'. This incident caused conspiracies of him being an alien to begin circulating, which were promptly disproven.
• Palladia City completed stage 2 of its construction, including a rebuilt airport, moved old city, and a city park.
• Lord Henry Cavendish, a major industrialist, was elected to the position of Grand Chancellor in Catania after running on a pro-industry, anti-unemployment, and anti-syndicalist campaign.
• Sipedro began reconstruction efforts in its occupation zones in Yetia and Sizzle, building schools, restaurants, and apartment buildings throughout Newtown and New Sizzle
• Kamina Pianga of Hongerswak and Abul Qasim of Sarpistan officially engaged after Kamina proposed to Abul.
• Thanks to Yata's core now being full of Void Energy various new alloys utilising the energy began to be commonplace, allowing usage of limited antigravity technologies.
• An unidentified alien vessel retrieved the artefact holding the Red Leader from Yata's core.
• In order to cope with the post-war recession, regions across the British Isles began making football teams and competitions such as the Scottish Premier League.
• Ideas of independence grew among the English populace
• The Football World Cup was founded.
• An English person took a shit on the streets of Edinburgh, leading to a drunken fight.
• Golden Sands Waterpark was built in Palladia City
• A railway between Palladia City and Pietari was built.

Year 80

• The Palladia Metrotank was built to store millions of gallons of water.
• Ireland began planning colonisation efforts into far-away lands.
• Palladia City reached 'Phase 3' of its construction efforts.
• Dog Naps became the oldest still living person.
• Wales was founded as a microstate.
• Skye was established, soon revealing themselves to have originated during Ancient History.
• Feep was established, soon unsuccessfully attempting to convince Hongerswak to unite.
• Skye and Sipedro had an argument over Skye's flag being ugly.
• Skye began doing welfare.
• Tensions erupted in Sipedro due to their new government failing to acknowledge world events.
• Taiwan began reconstruction efforts.
• The Channel Bridge was destroyed.
• A Dynatuber going by the name Mr. Lion began giving away cars and making free banks, leading to suspicion of his videos being fake.
• Dad's Tavern was opened in Plymouth.
• Two rugby teams known as the Iconic Dragons and the Cardiff Corgis were formed in Wales.
• Lustland was briefly established, only to collapse in a week due to instability.
• Wales joined the Auld Alliance.
• The remnants of Smile Naps released an unreleased song.

Year 81

• The Iconic Dragons and Cardiff Corgis had a rugby game, which the Dragons won. This influenced the people of southern Italy to create a team called Napoli Pepperoni and the people of Sizzle to create a team called Xining Rice.
• The Xining Rice and the Iconic Dragons had a rugby match.
• A famous Sipedroan actor named Anya Miquan complained about having to do sexual scenes with a fat, ugly, and unshaved guy, prompting her to move to Luxuria to become more popular in different ways after criticism regarding her complains.
• Nilastan created a rugby team called the "Pirtil Tigers"
• A rugby match was held between the Napoli Pepperoni and the Cardiff Corgis, which concluded in a Pepperoni victory.
• Yetia created a football team named the Yetia City Greens and two rugby teams named the Newtown Eagles and Niederbach Empires.
• The Nile River was fully mapped out, with a trade route between Hongerswak and Sarpistan promptly being created.
• Kamina Pianga, leader of Hongerswak, became pregnant with Abul Qasim of Sarpistan's children.
• It was revealed that George George is left-handed.
• Sarpistan retrofitted a old NSE boat.
• Sarpistan prepared to defend itself against threats caused by the Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire.
• Anya Miquan's nudes were leaked.
• Keman Simon accused the collapse of Smile Naps of being their own fault.
• Scotland created a rugby team called Edinburgh RC.
• Luxuria declared itself to be a neutral state once more, soon to also be joined by Spisos making a similar declaration.
• President Gerald Martin of Spisos had two strokes and a seizure.
• The Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire began threatening countries to give them fuel trade deals.
• Spisos and the NLE accidentally leaked the fact they were in contact with one another.
• A Sizzle x Yetia wattpad fanfiction was sent to the government of the Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire
• The son of Alex III Robinson challenged George George to a fight, which George refused.
• Lineland executed protestors.
• A rugby match between Xining Rice and the Iconic Dragons was held, ending in a Dragons victory. This led to some bickering between the two.
• A rugby match was held between Xining Rice and Napoli Pepperoni, ending in a draw.
• Abard and Scotland held a football match that concluded in a 2-1 victory for Scotland.
• Breakdancing pandas roamed the streets of Beijing.
• Luxuria chilled out with kangaroos
• Bob Walker, who was now homeless, insulted Gerald Martin.
• Global Warming started.
• A rugby match was held between the Iconic Dragons and the Cardiff Corgis, concluding in a victory for the Dragons.
• Celtic FC won a football match against Rangers FC with 1-0 score.
• Woman Boxing was invented in Sizzle, with the first match between being between Allie and Sophie, ending in a victory for Allie.

Year 82

• North Alicorn built a ring road.
• Yetia continued to complain about Sipedro
• Luxuria began to put out the ongoing fires in Sipedro while also continuing their efforts in Yetia
• George George became a teenager with an edgy phase.
• A major tsunami hit europe after an unexplained explosion occurred in the Atlantic Ocean.
• A very old sheep died, inducing a "Council of the Rainbow Sheep" to begin rapid duplication.
• Yetia received funding for its reconstruction.
• Sizzle bought control over education programs in New Sizzle.
• Sipedro shot down a Hongerswakan propaganda plane.
• Taiwan redesigned its flag after breaking free from Linelandic occupation.
• Taiwan and Islandia founded the Pacific Union alongside Celtic.
• Sizzle rejoined the Eurasian Union
• Sizzle built Camp-Dalt in Abard
• Abard and Skye became allies
• Sizzle bought Sizzle Island back from Nilastan
• Two Luxurians shot up Melbourne before being arrested.
• Stabbings began happening in New Sizzle
• During a survey of the NLE it was found to now be seemingly abandoned.
• Celtic FC beat Rangers FC 2-0, leading to a group of Celtic fans being murdered.'
• Brandon Davey, the brother of the dead Zack Naps, had begun training in Dognaps Gym in order to continue his brother's legacy of a boxer, making him become quite famous.
• A rugby team called Brudda Star RC was founded in Abard.
• Alwyn, the top scorer of the Iconic Dragons, was loaned to Xining Rice in return for 20% of their revenue and a bag of rice.
• A Yetian won the World Boxing Championship.
• President Rainbow Superman Sheep of Wales got a pet corgi.
• Naps Dog was canonised as a catholic saint.

Year 83

• The fires in Sipedro ended.
• England colonised the Azores.
• England made anti-coffee laws.
• Sipedro refused to open soup kitchens in New Sizzle, convincing the region's inhabitants to do so anyway out of spite.
• Sipedro and Yetia shot ash at each other due to Yetia making fun of Sipedro for having a emmigration crisis, prompting Sipedro to begin making low-quality housing to fix the situation, which also became a point of ridicule.
• A skirmish occurred between citizens on the Scotland-England border in which a English man yanked one of the Scots' penises before being stabbed in the eye for this.
• Brandon Davey fell in love with a Luxurian boxer named Allie, due to her going to Dognaps Gym.
• Manchester United FC, Liverpool FC, Chelsea FC, Manchester City FC, and Arsenal FC were founded in England.
• A series of terrorist attacks occurred at border crossings in the British Isles.
• Celtic FC was declared 'team of the month'.
• Waclaw held elections in which a man named William won.
• Niederbach continued its construction efforts.
• A Sipedroan soldier was killed in New Sizzle by a local vigilante, leading to various anti-Sipedroan riots and killings.
• The Second Waclaw Pact considered invading Lineland until being distracted by the Yatan-Human Conflict
• People in northeast Sizzle complained about tainted water supplies.
• Lineland faced an economic recession
• Yetia phased out the Yetian Gold Nugget
• Yetia began its new railway plan that saw the construction of the three major eurasian railways of the North,. Center, and South route under the direction of the Trans-Eurasia company.
• Yetia began a major expansion project in Yetia City
• Spisos questioned Luxuria regarding its strange questions during the Yatan-Human Conflict
• Celtic FC played a game against Barcelona FC, winning 2-1.
• Manchester United FC won the English Premier League
• Brendan Rodgers, manager of Celtic FC, left Celtic for Manchester City FC for money.
• Edinburgh RC played a rugby game against the Iconic Dragons, concluding in a victory for Edinburgh.

Year 84

• Luxuria began attempting to solve various missing persons cases after largescale public pressure forced them to act.
• 60% of Luxurians claimed they would want George George to become their monarch once he was old enough.
• President Kamina Pianga of Hongerswak posted a video of her and her chldren Heydar Pianga and Safir Pianga, which concluded with one of them shooting the camera. President Abul Qasim of Sarpistan publicly praised this.
• President Terry Teur of Luxuria named a beach in the country's north-eastern coast 'Burlington Beach'
• The long-dead King Liam Barney George's cats were found still alive in the Luxurian Founding Building despite their age.
• George George began dating Aphrodite Alexopoulos after he turned 15.
• A bank robbery happened in Spisos in which the robber forgot why he was at the bank int he first place, making him stop the robbery and go get a smoothie instead.
• Utsong put effort into becoming more developed.
• A guy who ment former King Liam Barney George of Luxuria when he was young explained his experience; "Mate I was defo surprised when oi saw him! OI said outloud "Croikey! Aren't yous Liam!?" he had a lollie in his mouth,and we were also in a Maccas. Then Liam looked roight at me, and said: "Oh, g'day?". And oi thought.. THAT WAS SO GNARLY! I looked out the window of the Maccas, and realoised it was rainin' so I told Liam: "Oi, mate, do ya want my brolly?" And he said: "I.. Huh?" AND THEN HE LEFT! So yea, then the coppers came n' arrested me because oi murdered some ankle biter."
• President Gerald Martin claimed to have accidentally killed a person.
• Taiwan claimed to have found the way to win any war, the power of love, which Spisos decided to prove by declaring war on Celtic before someone made Spisos X Celtic Yaoi which made them stop, proving taiwan correct.
• Sizzle and Yetia agreed on an alliance to stop future genocides.
• Antarctic ice began freezing again due to Luxuria giving up plastic straws.
• An unknown disease began spreading throughout Sizzle, even infecting King John Hunter briefly.
• Yetia began decreasing its carbon emmissions and promoting Yomlish language classes.
• Yomtachs began inter-species hunting tournaments.
• Celtic FC played a football game against Rangers FC, concluding in a 2-1 win for Rangers. Celtic spent some time training in Sarpistan after this.
• Celtic FC played against Aberdeen FC, concluding in a 4-0 win for Celtic.
• With Yomtachs now integrated into society, they began participating in spots by founding several football teams with "Porgtohtz FC" in Yetia, "Ylmlac Krovh FC" in Luxuria FC, "Noisiced FC" and "Htmard FC" in Sipedro, and Yohteat in England. In order to make things fair Yomtach v Human games always have less Yomtachs due to their superior strength.
• Yohteat FC played against Liverpool FC, concluding in a 3-2 win for Yohteat.
• Yohteat FC played against Rangers FC, concluding in a 6-4 win for Yohteat. During this game several anti-yomtach incidents occurred among fans, leading to some skirmishes.
• Sizzle predicted that an ice age would occur, prompting Yetia to prepare by making a lot of winter clothes. They later announced that they were wrong.
• The Plague began resurfacing in Sizzle
• Most countries enacted varying immigration laws regarding Yomtachs.
• Kangaroo T. released a song called "The Purge Be Coming"
• Ebola began spreading in Sizzle, which Sizzle decided to also spread to Luxuria by sending running naked ebola-patients into Alice Springs
• Liverpool FC and Manchester United FC played a game against each other.
• Murdar Rugby Team was formed as Sizzle's largest rugby team.
• Murdar Rugby Team played a game against Xining Rice, concluding in a victory for Rice thanks to the presence of Alwyn

Year 85

• Empire Village kicked out all Yomtach settlers.
• Sizzle began putting its various Ebola patients in quarentine.
• Abard attempted to create a Yomtach-Human Hybrid, which failed as it only created a unfunctional glob of tissue. After receiving complains for being forced to live in the ruins of Capetown, all Yomtachs were soon kicked out of Abard regardless.
• Gealdmroel BC was formed as the first ever Yomtach basketball club.
• Skye declared war on Abard, soon being defeated due to its technological inferiority. Skye claimed this was only due to how bad Abard's flag was, confusing the NLE due to Skye's arguably much more hideous flag.
• Palladia City gained a new building known as the Central Tower (also known as "The Icicle"), which became tied with Sky Palladia as the tallest building on Yata.
• Sizzle changed its mind about climate change again.
• The death of John Hunter during the Luxurian Purge lead to members of the Sizzle-Yetia Remnant in Sizzle to begin reconsidering their allegiance.
• Prime Minister Vance of Yetia was elected into office, putting Yetia down a much more Anti-Sipedro path.
• The Second Yetian Empire was secretly proclaimed in Greenland.
• Hongerswak warned its citizens about the evils of the NLE.
• Scandimar Football Team was formed

Year 86

• During an investigation to figure out if Denver Gagnon was still in charge of the NLE a grave marked for Peppa Pig George was found, sparking confusion as he had not been sighted on Yata ever-since he fled into space. The investigation was cut short once the news reporters involved in it were arrested for grave robbery. Crowds of people were then inspired to begin digging to the grave, destroying the skeleton in the process until they too were arrested.
• Poavak formed an alliance with the NLE.
• 70 Thousand Ebola cases were reported in Luxuria due to them drinking pee.
• A Sizzleanguy engineered a deadlier strain of Ebola and threatened to release it, making him be caught in a police standoff in with a Luxurian guy stole a boat to go here and beat up the Sizzlean guy, leading to the Luxurian guy being thrown over to Feep where he became king.
• 100 Thousand Sizzleans were diagnosed with Ebola
• Scotland opened its borders.
• Sizzle invented Bat Soup, freaking out Luxuria, making the government ban it.
• A rapper called M&M became popular in Sizzle.
• Sizzle dissed Hongerswak for killing their favourite snowman.
• The Scotland National FC and Sizzlean National FC played a game, concluding in a 2-0 victory for Scotland.
• Celtic FC won the Scottish Premier League .
• Manchester United FC won the English Premier League.
• Yetia improved its railway infrastructure.
• Hongerswak began broadcasting news about how they had conquered Beijing from Sizzle, prompting Sizzle to call it fake news.
• Elmo came out as gay and married King William III Linasburg of Lineland.
• A satyrical bit (not canon) occurred in which Hongerswak and Sizzle swapped places leading to Hongerswak losing all debt and joining Yetia while Sizzle became an empire, declared war on everybody, and lost.
• Hongerswak legalised gay marriage.
• A "Sizzle Guy" was caught for doing bad things
• Fleeing from the Harsens Disease Outbreak, George George and his family moved to Celtic.
• Yetia opened a Boba Cafe, Sizzlean Food Restaurant, Sarpistani Grill Restaurant, and a Subway.
• The Carpathian Mountains disappeared.
• Yetia planned more railway expansions
• The NLE took people without Ebola into bunkers while allowing the infected to die.
• Suharto Povac became the new leader of Poavak, establishing a military dictatorship. Some countries began calling them weird after this.
• Sizzle adopted a new national anthem
• The English National FC and Scottish National FC played against each other.
• George George and Aphrodite Alexopoulos had a child by accident, which they decided to keep. This child was promptly named Liam II George after Liam Barney George due to Celena George's claims of him being a good person.

Year 87

• The Tritonian Twister Tower was built in Palladia City as the headquarters of the Bank of Tritonia.
• George George turned 18.
• The Republic of Cötes des Corestias was established.
• Italy was established by Mario Mario.
• President Henry El Peso shot an unnamed candidate which almost became the ruler of Sipedro due to claims of being the son of Pedro El Fiesta.
• Greenland was abandoned.
• Koel El Fiesta-Von Karmen was elected as the new president of Sipedro.
• George George proposed to Aphrodite Alexopoulos, coinciding with rumours that Aphrodite was pregnant again, which were soon proven correct.
• Liam II George said his first words; "Father, it appears these are my first words. I am still not the best at the English language, so I might have made a few mistakes.", freaking out his parents.
• Pizzaland, a small microstate inside Italy, was established.
• Aphrodite Alexopoulos gave birth to Hades George.
• The restoration of an imperialistic regime in Sizzle lead to a mass exodus of Yomtachs to Utsong.
• Sizzle considered attacking into New Sizzle, though it couldn't due to its public opposing such a conflict.
• An Essential Oils store, Cat Cafe, Nilastani restaurant, 'Hard Rock' cafe, and Pet Fish Store were opened in the Yetia City Shopping Centre
• Large numbers of Sizzleans moved to Scotland, scaring England.
• Islandia joined the Second Coalition
• Sizzle began building concentration camps.
• The New Luxurian Empire rejoined the Second Waclaw Pact
• Shaggy appeared and apologised for losing to Peter Griffin during The Snap, only to realise he was at the "wrong time", prompting him to leave in a strange box.
• Lineland joined the Second Coalition
• The town of Yuzhno was founded in Lineland.
• The Third Sizzlean Empire stopped the NLE from invading Skye

Year 88

• A series of kidnappings occurred near the mountains of New Luxurian Spisos
• Celtic declared itself an empire and annexed all unclaimed land with consent from the populace, then promptly disbanding it in order to become the shortest lived empire in history.
• Aphrodite Alexopoulos became pregnant again, this time with twins.
• 50 thousand people in Yetia and Sizzle who had previously been injected with the SYE's "Mind Block" implant, leading to their eyes glowing a faint blue.
• Poavak threatened to nuke Sizzle, which failed due to them not having nukes.
• Yetia began developing the alps.
• A fish store in Yetia City was renovated.
• M-Market was opened in the Yetia City Shopping Centre
• "TNT Yeeter" came to Yetia
• "Law" and "Living Crypt" were Supers that participated in the battle royales on Kanashi.
• King Patrky of Sizzle began dating Katie Johnroo, leading to Katie no longer having to pay rent and taxes. He also protected Katie from a 'super villain' called Loose Cannon that attempted to break into the Royal McDonalds and demanded that the cashier show where the king is.
• A Super called Fishmaner existed in Celtic.
• General Esuap trained.
• Sizzle joined the Second Coalition.
• Yetia began preparing for war against the nations of the British Isles, freaking out the Second Coalition after it was exposed by Petoria.
• Heraclio El Fiesta's, Henry El Fiesta's, and Koel El Fiesta-Von Karmen's dark pasts were revealed, with Koel stating the following during a press conference; "Pedro was never really in our lives.. He was usually out drinking, doing crack and partying. But sometimes he did come home, but it was only because he needed a place to stay.. Even though he was president, he was actually really poor.. He spent money on things he didn't need, like drugs, alchohol and prostitutes. Now when he did come home, he was drunk or high. He always ignored us and our problems. A few times we were left starving and dehydrated because our mothers left Pedro in charge of taking care of us. And sometimes... he even hit us when our mothers were gone..(No we did not live in the same house, I was told this by Heraclio and others.). But from what I understand, Pedros father was also like this, but more extreme. Comparing our lives to Pedros, his was MUCH worse.."
• Yetia forced Kalevala to leave the Second Coalition.
• King Patrky was interviewed, answering questions such as his relationshop with Katie Johnroo, Sizzle's founding, and 300 people dying.
• King Patrky and Katie Johnroo went on another date, this time going better other than for some Pro-Alex III hecklers.
• Tritonia built a sister tower to the Central Pike
• North Alicorn changed its flag.
• The Atlas Tower was built in Corestias.
• The two halves of the Alicorn Kingdom discussed Peppa Pig George.
• Dolphins became intelligent (?)

Year 89

• King Patrky and Katie Johnroo went on another date.
• Heydar Pianga and Safir Pianga turned 8 years old, which meant that they began learning how to make tanks with their bare hands in the wild.
• A telescope and a rudamentary 'road network' were built in the North Alicorn Kingdom
• DNA Electronics was founded in Yetia City
• On Kanashi, much of the planet's wastelands became akin to apocalyptic warzones where Parahumans fought in gladiatorial-style battles, becoming a popular media franchise among the people of Yata called 'Apex Predator'. 89's Champion was Fire Cell.
• Heroes Edge, a city inhabited by Parahumans was founded in the unclaimed Rocky Mountains.
• Primal, a Parahuman living in Heroes Edge, killed a Dragon with a strong physical body yet weak fire, promptly taking its tooth.
• It was revealed that Foggy Dew was written by Smile Naps but someone else took credit for it.
• Morduria was founded.
• Princess Celestia and Rainbow Superman Sheep began dating.
• Rockslides happened in Spisos.
• The Mane Six were established in the Alicorn Kingdom.
• Mordurians learned how to swim.
• Poavak made staring at cheese in suspicious circumstances illegal.
• The NLE threatened to conquer Skye, but they successfully refused.
• Due to the Red Leader's Second Attack on Yata leading to the dimension that YATA takes place in changing, the Deadling ship which collected the Red Leader in the previous timeline only arrived now and failed to take him from his imprisonment in Yata's core.
• Due to Scandimar's genocides, Yomtachs began losing trust in Humans.
• Sizzle released "sex footage"

Year 90

• Lineland announced new public works and infrastructure projects.
• Lineland joined the Eurasian Union.
• Quatritonia opened a massive new ski resort.
• King Paul of Choros died of the Shadow Plague, leading to King Alexandros of Choros being coronated.
• Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George gave birth to 3 more children.
• The NLE tried to declare war on Abard, but this failed due to out-of-universe reasons.
• The WW5 Cemetary was built in Saporishien.
• All remaining Tritonians were recovered from underground except for Aldren Tremar and the Octumvirate, who were sealed with a vault door.
• Erbuja was established.
• Ireland colonised Iceland
• A Spaceship orbited Yata before going to Louisiana.
• Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George announced she was pregnant with her fifth child, Lucas George, who was to be born in 5 months. Rumours of Lucas' death circulated after this for some reason.
• The NLE announced that a meteor would strike Yata in 10 years, which would destroy all of Afro-Eurasia.
• The New Sizzlean Empire convinced Sipedro and the NLE to be its allies after it asked every country for such agreements.
• The Soviet Dolphins raided the NLE, successfully managing to locate valuable targets due to their ability to smell claps. They then threatened to raid Sipedro, but were pacified with doritos.
• After largescale riots, Ireland was forced to establish the Dependency of Mann as an autonomous region.
• Vancouver Oblast built a government building and adopted its own flag.
• Lineland moved its capital from Linasburg to Yakutsk due to Linelandic Russia now consisting of a vast majority of the country's population.
• Scandimar decided to intervene in the Ninth England War by declaring war on Yetia despite them not being involved and not even being sovereign currently.
• Once the Second Luxurian-Abardean War began, Scandimar threatened to intervene by declaring war on the NLE, but in response the NLE declared war in response, leading to a argument between the two as they disagreed who was the aggressor, leading to a non-canon interaction involving the nuclear annihilation of both parties with time machines.

Year 91

• A mysterious spacecraft and cargo freighter orbited Yata for a while before going to the Amazon Rainforest.
• Poavak and Nilastan began having tensions.
• Utsong began implementing cavalry in its army.
• Bralien was incorporated into the Palladia Metropolitan Area
• Quatritonia kicked Kalevalaout of the top 5 largest countries ranking.
• Quatritonia launched several major agricultural projects, convering a huge portion of land between Saporishien, Bralien, and Palladia City into farmland.
• Nopedro asked for recognition
• Choros was angered by the NSE's continued control over Cyprus, unsuccessfully demanding that they surrender to them.
• Quatritonia made another tower.
• Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George gave birth to Lucas George, soon afterwards becoming pregnant with triplets.
• Nilastan Tech Support was founded.
• The NLE did some shady stuff which it covered up.
• George George's and Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George's family was stated to have died in a car crash according to the Luxurian Media, alleging that the House of George had gone extinct. This was false, and the two made a statement from their home in Celtic verifying that it was a lie.
• A strange green creature was spotted in the Amazon, prompting Yetia to send an expedition to investigate the new species.
• The Turkish People's Party (Yetia) incited revolts in Yetia's Turkey Province over its lack of autonomy.
• Sarpistan expanded to the unclaimed areas north of it, soon afterwards signing a border treaty with Morduria to split the area cleanly between the two.
• Strange radio broadcasts containing gibberish were sent across the world.

Year 92

• King William III Linasburg of Lineland's health began to rapidly decline to the point of needing hospitalisation, leaving the country under Prince-Consort Elmo Linasburg as regent.
• Lustland was established.
• Lustland unsuccessfully attempted to convince the NLE to change the name of Luxuria due to it meaning Lust in some languages, claiming it 'did not fit them'.
• Scandimar attempted to attack Ireland, but this failed due to out-of-universe reasons.
• Scandimar reached a population of 18 million, of which 3 million were conscripted into its military.
• The New Sizzlean Empire crowned General Zheng as their king.

Year 93

• A robot of unknown extraterrestrial origin was trapped on Yata for many centuries.
• Sipedro took notice of the recent increases in the Parahuman population, prompting them to decide to create a 'Hero School' where people with anomalous abilities could hone their talents.
• Sipedro proposed a treaty banning the use of Anomalies in warfare.
• Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George gave birth to twiplets by the names of Arlo George, Poseidon George, and George Jr. George.
• Quatritonia largely completed the Stramiastreico Palladia skyscraper.
• A mysterious group of people bought physically strong prisoners from impoverished countries.
• A panda called Sir Wilhelm lived in the Yetia City Shopping Centre
• The first floor of the Yetia City Shopping Centre was built.
• The leader of the NLE spilled their coffee.
• Aparty was established.

Year 94

• A group of Penguins became sapient.
• Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George gave birth to Harriet George, her 9th child.
• Scandimar's population grew to 22.9 million, of which a majority were children.

Year 95

• Yakamotian president Hashatoto Makayo resigned.
• Hongerswak objected to Yetia declaring itself neutral.
• Aparty built the Centennial Tower (also known as the Aparty Tower), being the largeest building outside of the Tritonia-sphere. East Tritonia soon installed laser tower machinery onto it.
• A series of communications from Poavak were intercepted stating 'Begin testing procedures for the new experiment' and 'That tech seems to work'.
• Dzaphania was established.
• Yamalia was established.
• The Treaty of Yakutsk expired, leading to Sipedroan New Sizzle being returned to Sizzle, leading to largescale Sipedroan migration out of the territory.
• Islandia implemented significant decentralizing reforms that led to each island gaining its own ruling prince.
• Asophania was established as the first country on Antarctica.
• The Bashnya Tower was built in Salekhard, Yamalia
• Protests occurred in North Italy Province.

Year 96

• Asophania sighted several instances of green flashing eyes in the newly established Asolab's cavern.
• The NLE made flags for its new colonies.
• The village of Wesiri was founded in New Luxurian Poavak.
• New Luxurian Poavak's population increased quickly.
• The Sawu fishing station was built in New Luxurian Poavak
• Dog Naps was knighted as a national hero.
• New Sizzle became the official capital of Sizzle
• Sizzle endured a homelessness crisis.
• An unknown nation broadcasted static.
• Sizzle asked the NLE if it wanted "country sex". The NLE Refused.
• Yomtachia was established.

Year 97

• Utsong asked for reparations from Sizzle, but was ignored.
• Yetia gifed the Sizzlean government a rare alpine mineral.
• Aparty began preparations to host a global event for the First Centennial, constructing a number of venues and the Masqat International Airport.
• Yakamoto signed a treaty that was it join Sizzle as an autonomous region, ceasing its status as a sovereign state.
• The Kasana Pike skyscraper was bombed, allowing Yamalia's Bashyn Tower to become the world's tallest building.
• Sizzle claimed that Global Warming exists, leading to widespread condemnation.
• Lineland yelled at NLE
• Asgorth signed aa treaty that joined it into Sizzle as an autonomous region, thus losing its sovereignty. This scared Taiwan.
• The '98 World Cup was delayed to Year 100. Qualifiers and Friendly matches still continued.
• The leaders of Yetia and Sizzle had a really good burger in Newtown.
• Feep said "Wakanda Forever" and launched a attack in every country before leaving. There were no consequences.
• A missing Yetian ship was found.
• A old smelly pirate ship sailed on ocean currents.
• Nilastan and New Luxurian Poavak had several disputes over territorial waters.
• Sizzle unsuccessfully attempted to scam the NLE into giving them money

Year 98

• With the First Contact with Mei'ra occurring, all groups which survived The Great Sleep such as the SDS Foundation and the Order of the Metal Mind returned to their previous functions once the Post-Sleep humans were proven to still spread the Sleeping Sickness.
• Many nations around the world claimed to have weird dreams about dragons.
• King Patrky Robertson of Sizzle learned of a plot by the Sizzlean Parliament to launch a coup after the King's death, prompting him to arrest the government and classify all of their plans.
• King Henry Robertson of Yetia realised that if he were to die then a war of succession could happen in Yetia, claiming that the House of Yetevia would be responsible for this.
• The increasing tension in the world lead to Aparty building the "Deflector Array" in order to create a shield protecting the country if necessary, fearing that the First Centennial event could be ruined.
• Tritonia completed the Ruzhetia-Mosco Powerplant, connecting neighbouring states such as Yomtachia to their electrical grid.
• Yetia legalised gay marriage. Sizzle mistook this as it being criminalized due to Hongerswak claiming that they did it first, leading to a minor dispute as Sizzle thought a gay revolution would happen.
• Wales' progress on building The Titanic was going well, likely meeting the shipp's first sail date in 100 CE.

Year 99

• The town of "Rote" was established on Rote Island, New Luxurian Poavak.
• Newtown and Yetia City formed a "union" to collaborate.
• Yetia Bank was founded in Newtown.
• The Spinese General Official of Wasting Time stated that if Spisos was to become independent again it'd get a new flag.

Year 100

• Dog Naps, oldest person in the world and unsurmountable icon in the Boxing world, passed away due to old age.
• Peter Griffin 2 rematerialized Chris Griffin and Meg Griffin out of Sub-Palladia back into Petoria
• Yetia tried to find something on the ocean floor
• A alien ship landed in Velodoland very briefly before leaving again after exploring the area.
• After getting comfortable to their new home in the Second Kingdom of Luxuria, George George and Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George had their final child Sofia George.
• It was revealed that the NLE had lied about a meteor
• Yetian hikers found the remnants of the first Yeqwiquan UFO to be used by the Luxurian Empire after it was briefly reactivated and shot down during World War 6.
• Due to hiatus in reconstruction, the Tritonia Twist Tower was dismantled and replaced by a larger bank building.
• Liam II George unsuccessfully asked for Melbourne back from Lineland.
• Creepyland was founded.

Year 101

• George George and Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George announced they will no longer have more children.
• King William III Linasburg of Lineland finally died after many years of being in a comatose state, leading to King-Consort Elmo Linasburg being crowned as the new king.
• The Shibe Isles Autonomous Region was established in Lineland.
• The city of Petropavlovsk was founded in Lineland, soon getting a number of apartment buildings and markets.
• After the Echtonian War of Succession, the Kingdom of Tremar was founded near Nilastan, the Kingdom of Dorevo was founded in future Yangoon, the Kingdom of Crescido was founded in Antarctica, and the Kingdom of Corivar was founded in west africa.
• King Patrky Robertson of Sizzle had a Bat Burger
• Yomtachia forced enslaved Humans to teach them genetics.
• Lineland began building a primary school.
• Sizzle criminalized dog & cat meat.
• Kryjfgniraew and Yomtachia cooperated against Yetian guerillas.
• Lustland found a large Yomtach population in the Amazon, integrating them into its society.
• The Yomtach Invasion of North America confused Yamalia.
• The Ugandan Knuckles rebuilt Kivu.
• Sizzle built a nuclear powerplant.
• Sizzle reported the warmest day ever in its territory.
• Aleksandr Tsybulsky won re-election in Luvakhia with 60% of the vote, maintaining a Socialist opposition.
• Charles Osen was elected as the new president of Waclaw with 80% of the vote.
• Kangaroo Island declared independence from Luxuria over King George George liking pineapple on Pizza, promptly being recognised by a few microstates and Creepyland.
• A Sizzlean game designer released Big Chungus: The Complete Saga, leading to some criticism over Big Chungus being a real war criminal.
• Human Thyroid Cancer rates increased.
• Lustland saved sheeps from radiation poisoning via pornhub (somehow).
• Sizzle and Abard had a couple minute long war where they just shouted at each other before making peace.
• Celtic liked Lustland's leaders oiled up porno, which lead to Lustland beginning to sell oil to other countries so it could fund its "projects"
• Scotland made a gameshow called Who Wants to be a Millionaire
• Ireland made a show called Mrs. Brown's Boys filmed in Glasgow
• Uganda was established after it was fixed by the Ugandan Knuckles
• Sizzle tried to expand the New Allied League, leadin gto Creepyland unsuccessfully trying to join.

Year 102

• Goldaria established the Peter Griffin Museum
• The Yetia City - Newtown Union increased its cohesion.
• Scotland, Ireland, and Wales made WiFi free in their countries.
• Sizzle increased WiFi costs.
• The Dognaps Boxing Gym fell into financial difficulties to the point that it might of been sold, prompting Brandon Davey to begin considering buying it so it wouldn't be turned intol a dump.
• Brandon Davey and Allie began dating
• President Kelli Velvet of Lustland posted pictures of Lustland on Instagram
• President Kelli Velvet of Lustland began dating President Koel el Fiesta-Von Karmen of Sipedro
• Weird fleshy plants, pink growths and pink biomes began to appear in Antarctica, especially near Iujadocitia.
• Waclaw made Yamalia x Nakmai fanfiction.
• Abard and Sizzle kept slapping each other, leading to Abard slapping several major deities.
• Sizzle got annoyed at Taiwan for being late with its rice exports.
• Skye killed a cow.
• Feep spoke to Abard in spanish, which Abard didn't understand.
• Peterland had a concussion
• Flamingia inferred that it found Peterland in outer space, leading to both of them becoming allies.
• Rare pictures of the boxing match between Dog Naps and Tobiasz Jr. came out.
• Creepyland accused Yetia of not supporting incest.
• King Patrky Robertson fell sick.
• A strange spacecraft visited Mei'ra.
• Yetia expanded paths in the Alps and built bridges across the rivers.
• Celtic FC and Aberdeen FC faced off in the finale of the Scottish Football Cup.
• The Democratic Republic of Hostage Box declared independence in Petoria.

Year 103

• There were more Sizzlean restaurants in Yetia than restaurants in Sizzle.
• Shepard the Third moved back into Ruppera Castle in Wales, where he learned modern Welsh.
• Dorito Guy offered to lead Yetia because he'd make Doritos free.
• Despite the Unification of Silust, Goldaria maintained business ties with Sipedro.
• Goldaria kept having internal issues.
• Spisos invented hockey, which became popular in Kalevala.
• Spisos invented Tumblr, Google, and every other major social media.
• Feep tried to convince the Sipedroan Empire to promise not to invade it, which Sipedro was only willing to do if they joined the axis. This made Richard rise from the sea and say ancient stuff.
• Sizzle prayed to Richard.
• Mei'ra went back into isolation due to The Regenerator Array.
• A red zap happened in Waclaw.
• Humanity learned of FTL Travel, though it only properly managed to attain it over the next few years as it required intensive reverse-engineering efforts.

Year 104

• Sizzle apologised for its failure in World War 7.
• Sarpian Cats were created.
• Waclaw kept rambling about orders.
• People started praying to a weird tablet.
• South Sarpistan discovered wandering groups of "Cats" in the desert, revealing that they were Sarpians that fled the de-cattification of North Sarpistan.
• The Cornish Insurgents of 104 freed Scotland from its status as a client-state of Abard.
• An unknown polity thanked Petoria for hiding it.
• King Patrky Robertson of Sizzle became old.
• An unknown polity recognized Kangaroo Island's independence.
• Elmo Linasburg began reconsidering Lineland's foreign policy.
• The Sipedroan Empire forced Yorica to name a state after them.
• Petoria began doing things again.
• The State of the Shibe Isles peacefully rejoined Lineland
• All remaining Sarpians migrated to Utsong, where they established the National Cingdom of Neo-Sarpia.
• King Alexandros of Choros died, leading to Constantine of Choros to be crowned as the next king.
• A species of fungus consumed the destroyed remains of the East Antarctic Furry Base.
• Spisos updated its flag.
• Anadyr, later renamed to Kholodok, was founded in far-eastern Lineland.

Year 105

• Sipedro legalised cars due to President Henry El Peso not wanting to walk. This lead to 10 thousand deaths from car crashes due to everyone wandering in the street, leading to outrage.
• Aparty's sovereignty was restored 5 years after World War 6.
• Ezon was founded in Yetia
• Henry El Peso ran over 50 people.
• Zina Echthyt opened her eyes, awaking from her slumber. She looked outside her window to notice the baby blue sky. She took a deep sigh and got up from her cozy bed. Zina got dressed in her dictator outfit, and went to her office.
• Nopedro accused the El Fiesta Family of being norwegian.
• The Regenerator Array turned the Yetian garrison on Fiji into "Fijium"
• Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson hit Henry El Fiesta in the head.
• The Martian Empire built laser tag arenas.
• Due to Perry the Platypus' actions during the Iujadogian-Yatan War, the religion of Perrism was founded in Nakmai.
• Hongerswak learned grammar.
• The air quality in Yetia improved.
• Scotland coronated a new king who lead the country down a path of being more religious, leading to them promoting Christianity in Sizzle and England.
• The New Sipedroan Republic wanted to leave the New Axis Powers, but they said Sipedro couldn't.
• Refugees returned to Yetia
• Yetia accepted Sizzle's offer of country sex
• Creepyland wrote Sizzle x Yetia fanfiction.
• The Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire signed a non-aggression pact with Scotland.
• Scotland called Celtic ugly.
• Kalevala's spies found scary things, which Creepyland found stupid.
• The Church of England was established.
• Heydar Pianga began flirting with Kelli Velvet.
• An unnamed country caleld Creepyland hot, leading it to make various inappropriate statements.
• Poavak granted independence to Old Osania
• Nakmai spread Perrism to Yamalia.
• Old Osania invented Gacha Life.
• Fighting began between Sizzlean Catholics and Protestants over the existence of the Third Sizzlean-Yetian Empire
• The Yata Gacha Gay Love Story was revealed to be an in-universe work of fiction made in Creepyland

Year 106

• The South Route was completed.
• Nakmai made International Perry Celeberation Day to be held on every May 11th, with the idea being given by Yamalia as both of their leaders participated.
• Hindi became an official language of Nilastan
• Neo-Sarpia revealed to the world that it existed as it rambled incoherently about cat things.
• Fatso the Cat became Neo-Sarpia's most famous musician, as he would live for 1881 more years.
• Neo-Sarpia embraced national bolshevism and became allies with Creepyland over it wanting catgirls.
• Poland speaking made Castrovalence jump to 0.251.
• The "Guyana Tribe" sent Banana Species soldiers to help the Ezon Provisional Government.
• Shepard The Third that Wales used to be ruled by Dragons, allegedly ending after they 'interbred with sheep too much' in order to create Welsh people.
• During an official state visit to Nakmai, President Sportavny Sidorov of Yamalia accidentally touched President Bei Pham of Nakmai's hand, leading to outrage due to this being seen as gay, before they clarified that it was 'no homo'.
• Ivailo Kalfin was elected as Premier of Yetia.

Year 107

• With the Iujado gone, colonisation of Corecent began as Tritonian and Martian vessels set up outposts on the planet.
• Yetia and Tritonia signed a trade agreement.
• Vedaburg and Poland became allies.
• Yamalia was about to claim the region surrounding the town of Poseshchayemyy, only for the country of Luvamatrilia to be founded there.
• The Helsinki-Medhezaliv Border Treaty was signed, leading to Luvakhia selling some minor border territories to Kalevala.
• Kalevala joined the European Sphere.
• The cities of Kellog and Irkutsk were founded in Lineland.
• Earthquakes rocked Yetia as it tried to keep 'something' underground.
• The city of Pietari was founded in Kalevala
• Lulu The Panda revealed that Peterland was enacting a Panda Genocide due to it liking Florian Pandas more.

Year 108

• The existence of the Luxuria-Argentina Bridge Project was leaked.
• Democratic-Republican Party Candidate Thomas was elected president of Yorica.
• South Sarpistan unsuccessfully tried to convince Yetia to hand over Cyprus and southern Anatolia.
• The Republic of Ireland was reorganized into the Kingdom of Ireland, a constitutional monarchy lead by King O'Connor of Ireland in order to appease republican elements
• The city of New Galway was founded in Irish Iceland.
• Ireland denounced Yetia's control over England.
• Ireland began colonising Greenland.
• During the Discord Crisis Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were sent to Vrchatia where they learned about how the Ugandan Knuckles Queen invented Uno (the card game).
• The Republic of Drenemoria seceded from Tritonia.
• Luvamatrilia offered to be Kalevala's ally in order to get corpses, which they ignored.
• Kronor Province was made in Yetia
• Nilastan sent an army to Sri Lanka for unknown reasons.
• Eteria was established in east africa.
• Yamalia and Nakmai established "Yamalia-Nakmai Friendship Week" in each of their territories.
• Zina claimed an island off of Iceland.
• The colonies of the English Government in Exile were placed under Irish rule under the promise they would be returned once England was liberated.
• Lustland offered Zina an alliance, which was refused.
• Drenemoria began using Regenerator Lasers on convicts and shipping them to Corestias.
• Sizzle criminalized prostitution.
• Zina and Creepyland became allies, leading some confusion as Creepyland mistook Creepy (God) for Creepy (Space Giraffe)
• The Duchy of Grandebaie was established as a Catanian protectorate.
• Linasgrad International Airport was built.
• Catania completed the Anticosti Causeway.
• After 2 years of rule under interim Prime-Minister Vanya, Lineland officially dissolved its monarchy after the extinction of the House of Linasburg as the Linelandic Federation was proclaimed.
• Nikolai Aksentiev was elected as the first President of Lineland.
• Largescale Chimpanzee migrations occurred in central Africa.
• Vietnamese began being taught in Yamalian schools, while Russian began being taught in Nakmaian schools.

Year 109

• Poavak did an underwater nuclear bomb test, which was followed by sightings of a large spiky creature being spotted in the pacific ocean.
• Yamalia and Nakmai's leaders discussed each other's marriage status and made propaganda of each other, which Kauria called gay.
• A massive creature was spotted off the coast of Canton, and then Lunemari.
• Nakmai claimed to have learned english from Asgorth.
• Luvakhia, Lineland, and Yamalia established the "Russian Council" as a forum amongst russian-speaking countries. Drenemoria and Tritonia also tried to join, but were ignored for being latinized.
• Lineland opened tourism to Vrangelsk.
• Luvamatrilia joined the Russian Council.
• The New Sipedroan Republic bribed Poavak into letting it leave the New Axis Powers.
• The initial phases of the construction of Katryk were completed.
• The Second Nuan Krovh declared independence from Scandimar.
• Yetia denounced both Nopedro and the New Sipedroan Republic
• Ellaria and Tritoniacooperated to build Africa's first modern highway from Alkatse to Lunemari.
• Nuan Krovh denounced Scandimar.
• A Yetian game developer released "Big Chungus 2 & Chungus"
• Creepyland kept threatening to make smut of countries due to its irrelevancy.
• Yamalia invented chess, leading to Asophania being ranked #1 worldwide, while Yamalia became #2.
• Peterland was reorganized into Floria, leading to an argument with Creepyland.
• Monarchist figures in Tritonia began to organize.
• Creepyland's relaxed marriage laws allowed Florians to have interracial marriages.
• Creepyland made a yaoi anime called Two Italys and one Emperor about the Yetian-Italian War.
• Creepyfan27 boasted about their marriage with George Jr. George, leading to confusion from the NSR.
• Nakmai and Taiwan feared invasion by the Utsongan Empire. Yamalia offered to build airports in Nakmai so it could escape if it was invaded.
• Linguaggio University was established as Napoli's most prestigious linguistics institute.

Year 110

• Lulu the Panda married Banda the Panda, leading to them having a baby called Paopao the Panda
• A frozen meteor impacted the sahara desert, freezing a significant area despite the area's extreme heat.
• The Yetian Royal Front proclaimed the restoration of the Yetian Colonial Organization, which established the Ortilia Province.
• Italian Africa was officially established as a region of Italy.
• Luis El Fiesta withdrew recognition of Nopedro's sovereignty.
• The New Sipedroan Republic outlawed owning a sponge while hoolding 53 eggs while cosplaying a goblin on tuesdays, leading to 11037 arrests.
• The 26th Yetian Civil War allowed Waclaw to effectively operate as a semi-independent state under mob rule.
• The State of Albania unsuccessfully begged for international recognition.
• Eteria accused Goldaria of ethnic cleansing against the Somalis.
• Karl Yetevia-Anssen of the Yetian Royal Frontdied, leading to Wilhelm Yetevia-Anssen being crowned as its next ruler. He was notable for his initial policy of greatly increasing investments into Yetian architecture, shipping low-quality buildings to other countries such as Argentina and making new ones instead.
• Piracy increased in the Mediterranean.
• A mysterious nation claimed it would arrive.
• Hongerswak discovered the Ravagers in a cave, promptly militarizing them as cavlary.
• 3 Hongerswakan elites known as Gunbo, Yiano, and Fuhan accidentally visited Eteria, leading to them being executed by Hongerswak, whom blamed their deaths on Eteria.
• Following a naval boundary dispute, Yetia embargoed Tritonian access to the bosphorus.
• Hayas and Luvamatrilia had a brief dispute.
• Ireland officially annexed the entirety of Greenland, leading to it reforming into the "United Kingdoms of Ireland and the Arctic Dominions" while retaining Ireland as its informal title.
• Tritonia moved its capital from Palladia to Tritonia City.
• Zina seemed to have kidnapped 10 people from each country as its citizens.
• The New Sipedroan Republic was reorganized into simply Sipedro.

Year 111

• Terrorist attacks occurred in Yetia.
• As both Sipedro and Nopedro's people began being more polarised against one another, Sipedro unsuccessfully attempted to request the return of its lands.
• Poavak began investing in Sarpistan.
• Poavak began publicly funding pilgrimages for followers of Avakism.
• Creepyland complained about not being relevant anymore, leading to Denver Town being blown up which caused an insurrection, which Zina refused to help against.
• After countless decades, Spisos finally elected a new president by the name of James Smith. He promptly held a speech regarding his victory; "Spisos is an amazing country, but it has been ruined by witches. You may ask how have witches ruined our country? after all.. they don't exist. WELL THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. WITCHES DO EXIST, I'VE SEEN IT FOR MYSELF. THEY CURSED MY FATHER WITH AN EVIL CURSE WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY. BECAUSE OF THEM, HE IS DEAD. SO WITCHES ARE ILLEGAL NOW. IF YOU SEE A WITCH, REPORT THEM TO THE POLICE. WITCHES ARE NOT ACCEPTED IN SPISOS. WE WILL BURN ALL OF THESE WITCHES ALIVE!".
• Luvamatrilia was self depracating over other countries making fun of it for asking for dead bodies, leading to Spisos defending them and complimenting their aesthetic, which made the two establish an alliance.

Year 112

• Utsong and Tritonia signed the Changri'La-Canton Border Treaty, handing over portions of northern Tritonian Canton to Utsong.
• Poavak moved its capital to Makassar.
• The "Scramble for Yata" began, as nearly half of Yata was unclaimed at this point yet within less than a decade the entire planet was claimed.
• The Unclaimed portions of Central Asia were partitioned by its neighbours, with some of the central regions being settled by fleeing refugees from the Fourth Republic of Alinya, claiming the region for themselves.
• Nilastan incorporated northern India.
• Utsong, Alinya, Nilastan, and Taiwan established the Asian Defence Pact.
• The White-Tailed Eagle became Yetia's national animal.
• Heydar Pianga began dating Potrashivkya, a Yamaliangirl he met in Luxuria.
• Breadland was established, with their first act being outlawing living and legalizing asexual incest. Breadland began rambling in a strange prose about eating aborted babies and living in Creepyland, which made Creepyland disinterested as they refused to acknowledge Breadland much like they didn't acknowledge Floria.
• Creepyfan27 used her marriage to George Jr. George to get 7 thousand more people living in Creepyland by extraditing criminals. While initially angered by this, George George warmed up too the idea of using Creepyland as a penal colony.
• Queen Margaret of Osania became a lesbian in Sipedro.
• Poavak decriminalized homosexuality.
• Creepyland unsuccessfully tried to pay Mei'ra to clone Creepy, failing due to using hairs of a caveman as a genetic template.
• Alinya integrated several Uighur peoples in the Anakistan Region as an exclave.
• People in Lineland called for the unbanning of the Communist Party of Lineland.
• Lineland established several new oblasts.
• Vanino was renamed to Khabarovsk
• Breadland legalized living, but criminalized licking people's spleens on a glorgday (8th day of week).
• The ULSR Unsuccessfully tried to convince Yamalia, Luvamatrilia, and Luvakhia to unify into a united socialist Rus nation.
• The ULSR and Yamalia signed a border treaty which exchanged several territories between one another in order to make their border less stupid.

Year 113

• Kalevala invented Angry Birds
• Breadland published the_revue.avi, which Creepyland enjoyed.
• Asophania claimed to have "albino spider humanoids" working in its labs that "ate human limbs".
• Yorica and Asophanian California partitioned all North American territories south of the 49th Parallel between one another. This lead to Creepyland having an angry outburst which devolved into crying as it claimed Yorica ruined people going there.
• Yorica elected President James of Yorica.
• The Confederate States of Yorica illuded that its existence would one day arrive.

Year 114

• Goldaria and Sarpistan signed the 'Treaty of the Nile', which demarcated their further expansion into the Nile region.
• Hongerswak tested its first nuclear weapon after years of development, concluding in a success which preceded them beginning to work on a second bomb.
• Kauria began implementing institutional reforms.
• Cajilia was founded.
• Itachia was founded.
• Yetians with Mind Block implants broke public property in Sipedro.
• Lustland and Itachia spoke about surgeries they had in their lives.
• Cornia seceded from Yetia.
• Cornia began selling Zina merchandise.
• Sizzle "declared war" on racism.
• Zina established settlements on Amaris and Narakam.

Year 115

• Humambo was established, leading to them quickly exposing themselves as a corrupt militaristic hellscape.
• Inchyros and Luxuria were close friends.
• Inchyros renamed Istanbul to Constantinople
• Apothelis and Inchyros officially formed an alliance between one another.
• The Church of Kamina was founded.
• Heydar Pianga impregnated his wife.
• Safir Pianga was reported to be in a relationship.
• Doha began building its first skyscraper.
• Zina and Sizzle had an argument again over public infrastructure.
• Sarpistan tested a nuclear weapon in the unclaimed sahara.
• Sarpistan rejoined the Aundzer Alliance.
• Anti-War protests happened in Asophania.
• Sipedro revealed why drugs were so prevalent therw was due to life kinda sucking.
• Spisos began tearing out the spinal cords of alleged 'Witches' while they were still alive.
• East Yetia annexed portions of Greater Venice Province.
• A proposed business deal between Spisos and Goldaria fell through as Spisos decided half-way that business was witchcraft.
• Red Army opened up its foreign relations.
• Yata having wars reminded the Bejrik Order of the Bejrik-Kanar War.

Year 116

• The UQSR renovated the Sky Tritonia tower, a building in Tritonia City based off of the old Sky Palladia.
• CreepyFan29 gave birth to Once-ler Smith.
• Sizzle announced that it "built all the land".
• Feur Island discovered the Cat Dragons.
• The United Nations unsuccessfully tried to convince the Theian countries to send representatives, which they were unable to do because of distance.
• Yakamotomoto and Feur Island became allies.

Year 117

• Yetian Equatorial Africa was established.
• Heydar Pianga's first daughter Elena Pianga was born.
• Due to his wife dying during the Great African War, Heydar Pianga remarried to a Hongerswakan woman.
• The Spinese village of Sorciere was burned and massacred due to allegations of its people being witches. Floria condemned this, leading to Spisos telling Luvamatrilia to declare war on "all witch countries" which Luvamatrilia misinterpreted to mean all religious countries, prompting Floria to summon God to smite Spisos, leading to Spisos starting to burn male witches as well.
• The Republic of Central Africa was reorganized into Bornuvia.
• The Second Nihilist War caused an economic collapse.
• Safir Pianga's wife was pregnant with triplets.
• While on the Genesis Ship, Safir Pianga and Heydar Pianga planned enacting revenge against Yetia for the Great African War.
• Yetia began sending expeditions into Africa in order to assist them in establishing their own republics.
• Bullshit Steak Restaurant was opened in Newtown.
• Newtown Carwash was opened in Newtown.
• Neo-Sarpia hadn't done anything in a while so it rampaged Iujadogia.
• Nuan Krovh mumbled about revenge on Humanity.
• Sizzle banned birds from coming into its country, which they accepted because they all loved Sizzle.
• "Tritonk Bird" forgave humanity because it wanted love and belongings.
• Breadland legalised cutting off fathers ears if they don't worship on Tuesdays.
• Lineland bought minor border territories from the Bejrik Order.
• Safir Pianga's wife gave birth to triplets, with two girls and a boy.
• Kalevala accidentally made intelligent dogs.
• Iujadogia theorised that the Asophanians which had been taken over by the YNF were in hiding.

Year 118

• Alderavin saw rapid urban development.
• Yetia initially declared its neutrality in the African Revolutionary War.
• Shortages in its Human test-subject stockpiles lead to the YNF beginning animal testing that lead to the weaponization of several animals as military assets.
• Great Sizzle criminalized swearing, but after some push-back this was revised to only apply to priests and politicians.
• Xining Airport was upgraded.
• Great Sizzle instituted state-funded free wifi.
• Great Sizzle legalized gay marriage.
• National Union Day was started in Sizzle only every July 7th.
• Lineland and Yakamotomoto became allies with Great Sizzle.
• With Asophania now having been gone for about a year, Macanaland and Catacoriaofficially ended their association and became fully sovereign states.
• Bejrik Order warned Tritonien about the rise of The Iujado as a threat.
• Nilastan asked to purchase some border territories in Balochistan, but was rejected.
• Great Sizzle criminalized racism.
• Great Sizzle announced that its king was a sex offender.
• Sizzle created rice.
• The region around Yancheng was granted autonomy.
• Suburb Street (Micronation) was established, leading to them, Colter, and Noho forming the "Unrecognized Countries Alliance".

Year 119

• The Republic of Minguo was granted independence from Great Sizzle, leading to them beginning to preach about how good Great Sizzle was at random intervals.
• Nilastani missionaries instigated a significant community of Hindus to form in Yetian Guiana
• Creepyland created a copy of Asgorth in Fries.
• The Republic of Guinea officially reorganized itself into the Republic of Lizarb as it declared independence from the Association of Yetian States as a wholly independent state.
• Fearing attacks from The Iujado, Nuan Krovh released the Republic of Kalevala and Republic of Svealand as independent buffer-states within the Greenland Alliance.
• Kauria joined the Greenland Alliance and promised an independent "Yomtach Republic".
• Italy inexplicably reclaimed Sardinia and Corsica.

Year 120

• Lustland established the city of Lewdness.
• Luvakhia began preparing for war with The Iujado, gathering an unknown ally for this purpose.
• Catania declared a new semi-autonomous mandate known as the "Newfoundland National Restoration Council" as a partially-sovereign polity to manage the reconstruction of Newfoundland after it appeared to have been destroyed by alien forces. The NNRC was a private company supported by the Catanian Government.
• Mei'ra joined the Greenland Alliance.
• An unknown ship visited the south poles of Luna and Corecent.
• Great Sizzlean Lineland requested independence or increased autonomy within Great Sizzle. This was ignored, which caused Linelandic terrorists to instigate a series of bombings and riots.
• Nilastan's population reached 80 million.
• Asophania in Exile used a special technology to break Almadina off from Iujadogia as a new country and block the Iujado from entering its territory yet allowing Humans to enter and leave.
• Many Yetaians migrated into Nilastani territory.

Year 121

• "Yatatubbies" aired in the Alpha Sol System.
• Q'nar alleged that the YNF did something 'weird' at Theia's south pole.
• The YNF began building the Anlace-2.
• Yetia uncovered extinct peoples.
• The YNF, the Sizzlean Shibe Isles, and Petoria signed the Trophia Pact as a defensive alliance between the two of them.
• The Iujado's population on Yata reached 55 million.

Year 122

• The Yetian State adopted a new flag.
• Linelandic partisans began operating throughout Sizzlean Lineland, necessitating military crackdowns.
• Heydar Pianga's wife became pregnant again.
• Sarpistan grew concerned over The Iujado, prompting them to warn Hongerswak and recommend having more children to counter their mitosis powers.
• Nay'Bling City was founded in southern Nakmai. It was initially going to be called Gay'Bling after "Gambling" but Nakmai realised that was too gay.
• Nilastan began implementing communism.
• Svealand bought Kalmar, Öland, and Gotland from Cornia.
• Nuan Krovh abandoned its mainland and moved to the Greenland Cave alongside the other Anti-Human Yomtachs, allowing Svealand to seize control. This allowed Svealand to have a population boom.
• The YNF initiated a '5 year plan' which would precede its conquest.
• Najova updated its flag.
• The Fourth Kingdom of Lineland was granted independence from Great Sizzle in return for being a client state in personal union with Sizzle, as King William III Robertson of Sizzle was crowned King William IV of Lineland.
• Nilastan purchased border territories from Apothelis.
• The shoreline of the new Casparal Sea settled.
• Najova held elections, leading to a bosniak president being elected.
• Dunavodia was established.

Year 123

• Yamalia accidentally began referring to fursuits.
• Rome warned Italy that there was a rising political figure threatening to overthrow their government.
• Duloc established "Fricketh Dayeth" as a fertility festival every 3rd of august.
• Equatoria grew concerned over local Chimpanzees becoming more intelligent and rioting, which escalated into a massive mob of chimpanzees ransacking the city of Kungani before vanishing into the jungle.

Year 124

• Bornuvia grew tired of Sarpistani and Hongerswakan dominance, so they followed in the footsteps of Revolutionary Saharia and proclaimed the "Democratic Republic of Bornuvia".
• Libatria cut ties with Sarpistan and Hongerswak
• Duloc made a giant castle.
• Yetia entered a period of instability rocked by riots and protests as Republican figures, Pro-Neutrality advocates, Roman Separatists, Communists, and the new "Spanish Movement for Equality" which called for Spanish to be an official language formed.
• Yetia kept slowly fracturing.
• Nopedro elected Ricardo Milos as its new president, leading to Luis El Fiesta breaking up with Maria Estrada.
• Once-ler Smith celebrated his 8th birthday.

Year 125

• Arstotzka was established.
• The number of Anlace-1 Satellites in the orbit of Yata increased to 60.
• Waclaw changed its flag.
• A massive 3170 meter-long C-shaped spacecraft was seen exiting the YNF, with this 'model' later being identified to be the "Courier-class Battleship"

Year 126

• The YNF began encrypting its files with a new technology.
• Most of the larger material ejected during the Polar Gravitational Array & Anlace 1 Tests fell back to Luna (with the rest forming a ring), with all the force the object had undergone its tectonics reactivated which caused lava rivers and volcanoes.
• The YNF build more spacecrafts and did weapons-tests on Luna.
• The number of Anlace-1 satellites in orbit reached 70.
• Hongerswak established the "National African Fun Party", its new national space program.

Year 128

• Yakamotomoto invented Volleyball.
• Breadland invented Gorgball.
• It was revealed that Hongerswakan elites ate Human meat, due to it being a status symbol. Lower-Class people could apply to live like the upper-class for a few months in return for being eaten.
• Creepyland built roads on Narakam.
• Niedereich and Rome established the Niederbach-Roma Axis.
• The rump-states that emerged from the Collapse of the UQSR unified into the Confederation of Tritonian States.
• Tensions began between Tritonia, Kalevala and Tanumian separatists as all disputed over who should rightfully control the baltic region.
• The Big Boy Strip Club was opened in K, Creepylandian Narakam.
• Mei'ra began building artificial islands.
• The Spirit of Inchyros left Choros to pursue its own goals in anatolia by hiring a mercenary army.
• The Province of East Corestias was established in Yetia.
• Uganda built an artificial volcano.
• Heydar Pianga revealed more details about his two children, revealing that Moseka Pianga was his second child and was 4 years old now. He also claimed that Elena Pianga knew 5 languages.
• Dunavodia and Gensokyo made first contact with one another, deciding to become allies after Dunavodia overcame being "a antisocial bitch".
• Apothelis officially opened the "Apothilene-Tritonian Venture Canal" between the Casparal Sea and Arabian Sea.
• Choros, Apothelis, and the Spirit of Inchyros decided to cooperate against Alduria.
• Within Great Sizzle, the region of Fujian was transferred to Sizzlean Taiwan and Sizzlean Utsong's mandarin territories were split off as Sizzlean Shang. Shang would be transferred Fujian back within a day.

Year 129

• Neo-Sarpia adopted every foreign policy position and claimed the middle-east as rightfully theirs due to them interbreeding with local wild cats, which created many sub-species such as "Floppas", "Soggas" and "Binguses".
• Neo-Sarpia built the Pamzerkampfwagen VI Tiger
• Intelligent dogs under the leadership of Bruno the German Shepherd created the micronation of Hundland somewhere in the world.
• Gensokyo hid in the Hakurei Shrine during World War 9.
• The islands of Trinidad and Tobago, which were part of Lustland, grew annoyed of Lustland's hedonistic ways due to them all being catholics, prompting them to physically move the islands into the middle of the atlantic and proclaim the country of Nunland lead by Nicki Minaj.
• The Metropol Shopping Centre and Bolshoi Shopping Centre were opened in Yakutsk.

Year 130

• Denasola and Alyphia struggled to remember who last spoke with Nihilantis during World War 9 due to Asophania being retroactively erased from history and replaced by Denasola.
• Rome cyber-bullied the Italian government.
• Denasola estimated that it would take 15.6581751202569tsTG volts to break the magical barrier surrounding the Alicorn Kingdom.
• Lineland theorised that during ancient times the Linelandic population had decreased so much that the Yetians took over.
• A English guy went on vacation to Delmenevo.
• Gensokyo investigated a meteor impact in Kairelopia.

Year 131

• Nunland and Lustland had an argument over how unholy Lustland was due to their sinful practices, overconsumption of lasagna, and lack of patience.
• Lizarb unsuccessfully tried to sell cocaine to Nunland, who gave them pamphlets instead.
• Nunland recommended that Itachia end the Cocalan War of Independence with compromise and prayer, which made Itachia dislike Nunland.
• ILCADOS began searching for Samnsonium to use as a fuel source and to create Samnsotitanium to further protect itself, making military action even less likely to work.
• Yetia Day was celebrated.

Year 132

• England wished to reclaim some of its old colonies and Libatria wished to annex the town of Orango, leading to both of them becoming friends over their mutual territorial claims against Kauria.
• The Far East Oblast of Lineland changed its flag.
• English was removed as an official language in Lineland and all signs were changed to Russian only.
• Nilastan continued redistribution efforts.
• Yamalia built a parliament building.
• Nakmai and Creepyland had an argument over Creepyland not knowing what trees are, and finding them uninteresting once they found out what they were.
• The Linnas Post Office and Lena River Bridge were built in Yakutsk.
• Kalevala bought some border territories from Svealand.

Year 133

• Luvakhia renamed Pietari to Yurygrad after its leader.
• Nilastan's population reached 100 million.
• Charaland was established.
• Creepyland began destroying all plant life so it may sell them for money it could use to buy cola, which inspired Charaland to introduce the Charaland Gold which could be used to buy chocolate for 1e+99 CG.
• Creepyland sent hate mail to Nakmai.
• Celtic's president Aleron Chablis explained how he had been alive for over 100 years now; "The trick is to avoid death."
• Luvamatrilia asked for dead bodies from Red Army because it was lonely, which Red Army eventually agreed to by handing over its leader's grandma's ashes. This was followed by a brief argument between Luvamatrilia and Spisos
• Spisos complained about its population decreasing.
• The city of Al Jawf was established in Jeriya.

Year 134

• Thomas Running was attributed to have invented running after trying to walk twice.
• With the fascistic Tritonian Empire and seemingly 'expansionist' 14th Kingdom of Yetia on its borders, Alduria grew fearful of the future.
• The National Movement for the Liberation of Hispania was founded.
• Luvakhia renamed Yurygrad to Novgorod.

Year 135

• The National Movement for the Liberation of Hispania launched a series of terrorist attacks, clashes, and bombings throughout Yetia over perceived inequality directed towards Spanish-speakers.
• Yorica tested its first nuclear weapon and began working on an anti-nuke system.
• ILCADOS began preparing 'stage 3' of its expansion plan after establishing satellite uplink, which would take 15 years to complete.
• Poavak purchased some islands from Nilastan.
• England exposed intercepted communications to Alyphia and Denasola that revealed that Yetia and Quatritonia were cooperating.
• Kauria signed an alliance with Yetia and Quatritonia.
• After briefly independently orbiting Alpha Sol following World War 9, Doluro was recaptured by Theia's gravity and put into orbit.

Year 136

• Anakistan changed its flag.
• The Fourth Kingdom of Lineland was reorganized into the Second Linelandic Federation.

Year 137

• Yorica elected President Martin with 50.8% of the vote.

Year 138

• Yakamotomoto invented anime, which Duloc found terrifying.
• Palladia and Ellaria kept preparing their expedition.
• The famine in Yetia began to fade, allowing Palladia to receive rations.
• Tritonia signed a neutrality act which banned it from ever engaging in warfare.

Year 139

• Yetia built a new metro station.

Year 140

• Tritonia elected a Tritonian Communist government.
• Shenguo elected a Luvurian Communist government.
• All of Peter's countries legalized gay marriage.

Year 141

• Premier Sophia of Tritonia resigned and appointed Nikolay Chernyshevsky as her successor.
• Osania organized an international effort to begin importing Yatan animals onto Theia in order to recovering its nowadays very sparse ecosystem as very few animals had survived the Theian Cataclysm.
• Osania revealed that its primary diet was Cat Dragons for the past 20 years.
• The nations of Theia grew tired of the United Nations expecting them to participate in its organization despite how long it still took to go between Yata and Theia, leading to them forming the League of Theia based in Northport as Theia's own UN.
• Gensokyo began farming in the Yanz River Valley.
• Osania began establishing traderoutes throughout Theia's oceans and rivers.

Year 142

• Nihilantis grew brighter in the sky, allowing the Aurora Borealis to be seen across the world.
• Spacestations of unknown origin began appearing above Yata.

Year 143

• Dina founded the city of Richtigland on the mainland.
• Nunland send Christian missionaries to Theia
• Yakamotomoto made a farm after someone poured gravel everywhere.
• Italian president Luigi Mario died, leading to Enzo Mancini being elected as their new leader. The previous president was unpopular doe to spending all of his time on 'a company' (the mafia).

Year 144

• Yetia implemented the "Minority Influence Act" which begun the 'Yetification' of its eastern minorities.
• Yetia was hunting down Hacen Iolava.
• Nihilantis crossed 20% of its journey, having crossed Velara.
• The Uighurstan Socialist Republic merged with the Kazakh Socialist Republic in Lineland.

Year 145

• A young officer by the name of Nouvel Alarie began rising up through the ranks of the Yetian military after crushing a socialist revolt in Yaverncost.
• The Martians, Plutoans, and Sednans were mobilizing to fight each other but were interrupted by the events of Nihilantis, Sun of Yata

Year 146

• Sarpistan signed the Adana Agreement with Aldurian separatists, vowing to aid them if they joined Sarpistan as an autonomous region.
• Turkish became an official language in Sarpistan
• The city of Alshqati was founded, managing to expand quickly thanks to opening up to extensive foreign investment.
• Yetia pulled back some of its forces in Sarpistan.

Year 147

• England convinced Wales to become its protectorate.
• Ezon purchased some border territories from Choros.

Year 148

• Doge Jr. spoke very dyslexically with "§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§", concluding with Doge Jr. disintegrating and §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ declaring ambitions to destroy atlantis.
• Denasola and Asophania began distributing telecommunication technologies.

Year 149

• Portugal accidentally existed.
• With James Smith dead Piggy Island returned to begging for eggs after a decade of being quiet.

Year 150

• Zina began implementing 'Zinafied' flags in its puppets inspired by the NLE's flag scheme.

Year 151

• Lineland proclaimed the "Anti-Aundzer Pact, leading to tensions between them and Luvakhia.

Year 155

• "Alexia" existed for 5 seconds.

Year 157

• Yorica remarked that it was experiencing some instability.
• Lizarb banned all private corporations.
• Jared Nineteen became famous in Nakmai.

Year 158

• Ownership of the Vannakaram research facility was transferred from Asophania to California.
• The Socialist States of Yorica began a series of extensive administrative restructuring efforts.
• The Yorican government in exile was granted passage thru Sipedro to Itachia, where they established their permanent office.
• The CSY legalized incest.

Year 159

• Asophania and Denasola took note over not hearing of Red Leader for a while.
• Acre, Cocala, the SSY, and Lizarb joined the Aundzer Alliance.
• Hayah left the Aundzer Alliance.
• Petoria published propaganda.

Year 160

• Geldve and Lilaciah unified into a diarchic monarchy with both of their former rulers acting as dual emperors.
• The "Lilaciahan Empire" was established as an alliance between Lilaciah and nations favourable to its interests, with the first 2 to join being Gensokyo and Swagonia.

Year 161

• Yakamoto City was renamed to Tsubetsu

Year 162

• Great Sizzle abolished the self-governance of all of its internal constituent states.

Year 163

• The Return to Timeline-002 caused Luna's orbit to destabilize.

Year 164

• Samuel I of Crescido-Valorus sucked at gambling.

Year 165

• Skye built a new structure.
• Libatria joined the Free Coalition
• Pasagre was established in a densely populated Outback region, declaring that it wouldn't be 'as much of a failure as the other countries'.
• Pasagre and Rebecca had a romantic conversation

Year 166

• Mei'ra began remote exploration of the Theian Outback.
• Kertarajasa Jayawardhana was elected king of Poavak
• Yetia adopted a new national anthem.
• Once-ler 2 became pregnant with Once-ler Smith's child, somehow.
• Nuevopedro legalised gambling.
• The TERAPRO Fusion Reactor reached phase 2 testing.
• The new Kingdom of Poavak vowed not to attack Luvuria or Cotunauinia again.
• After the Second Homolution, Nilastan was proclaimed as the new leader of the Aundzer Alliance.
• TERAPRO's Fusion Reactor became operational.
• 'Dead Yata' was renamed to Kanashi

Year 167

• Separatist tendencies grew in popularity within Yetia's eastern regions.
• Anti-Government protests occurred against Lineland's military government.
• The ACDL began funding an unknown anti-communist state.

Year 168

• Zina convinced Hongerswak (Who now only ruled Moja) to become their puppet in return for protection against Wanaoishi.
• Once-ler 2 gave birth to Once-ler Jr. Smith.
• Controversy occurred in Q'nardue to its cooperation with the TERAPRO project.
• Corecent flew out of a purple portal and hit Yata, but caused no damage as it Noclipped into the Backrooms.
• Creepyland began using Narakamian Anti-Aging Cream.
• Nilastan occupied a small region of Sizzle to 'fix bad borders'.
• Kathatar was reorganized into a constitutional monarchy known as 'Wheatistan'.
• Humambo had a famine, so they signed a unification treaty with Hongerswak so the latter could have more area to build and develop in return for Humambo having an improved standard of living and giving the Hongerswakans an army.

Year 170

• Anakistan's leader died of a heart attack, so he was replaced by Bekzat Lashyn, who built the country's first apartment building.
• Bornuvia discovered a 'Void Infection' growing out of the ruins of Red City, which the SDS designated as 'SDS-007' as it built 'Provisional-Site-3' around it.

Year 171

• Gamelandia was abolished and replaced by a holy roman empire -esque mess out of spite.
• The Mephisinia Space Agency was formed.
• Luvakhia noted that there had been a continuous thunderstorm over Cornia for years at this point.
• Marshal Aleksandr Vasilevsky of Lineland announced that military rule would not end, leading to largescale protests.
• Terry Teur accidentally invented Raid Shadow Legends.
• Gamer998fnaf Robertson was crowned as the new queen of Sizzle.
• Nilastan merged its occupation zines in Wan and Yangoon.
• Bornuvia annexed one meter of Saharia.
• Drenemoria adopted decimal time.
• The Granny Norma Church of Malagasia announced that it was open for weddings.
• The YNF abolished its military.
• Theia endured a number of gravitational anomalies, weakening its gravity to that of Luna temporarily. This coincided with major earthquakes.
• Mephisinia launched a rocket to Theia.

Year 172

• A series of significant impacts happened in the Sol System, as Saleuyth B, Narakam, and Sooz Prime all had significant impacts on their surfaces.
• The world's diplomatic situation grew more tense as Poavak and Nakmai joined the Aundzer Alliance, Svealand, Choros, and Italy joined the Anti-Communist Defence League, and Utsong, Kauria, and Equatoria formed the Non-Aligned Movement.

Year 173

• Yamalia banned birth control and condoms.
• Mei'ra held independence referendums for Coruscant, Naboo, and Hoth, its 3 artificial islands. All referendums passed, so they were granted independence.
• Tatooine expanded their territory due to their race track infrastructure getting too big.

Year 174

• Petropavlovsk was renamed to Rurikpavlovsk after a former communist leader in Lineland.
• Zina claimed a new island on Theia.
• Yakutsk was renamed to Linasgrad.
• Choros, Italy, and Vedaburg formed the 'Adriatic Alliance'

Year 175

• Temperatures in Antarctica dropped to -85 degrees, causing a massive disaster in New South City.
• Javier Carlos was elected as the next president of Sipedro thanks to running on an Anti-Abyysky campaign.
• Luxuria burned the forests of Java and Borneo.
• Luxuria accepted an invite to join the Followers of the Dark Sun, an alliance between Abyysky and Omnistat. This lead to widespread concern among the international community and the expulsion of Luxuria from the ACDL and Anti-Abyysky Coalition.
• Yamato's Shogun died of a heart attack and was replaced by Hatsune Miku.
• Castrovalence levels began increasing for the first time in decades.
• TERAPRO became partially operational, allowing its employees to start work.
• Rossiya adopted its first ever anthem.
• Wheatistan willingly joined Rossiya in order to be protected from its neighbours, being integrated as the 'Republic of Kazakh' and 'Republic of Uzbek-Turkmen'
• yata - terapro

Year 176

• TERAPRO became fully operational.
• Rossiya prepared its first election, so districts began being set up.

Year 178

• The Yetian Communist Worker's Party organized a meeting between generals from the Yetian Red Worker's and Peasent's Army and the Sarpistani National Guard to plan out 'Operation Shatter'.
• The Anti-Abyysky Coalition was disbanded.
• Lady Pianga turned 15.
• Choros was given Rossiya's new territories in Sarpistan due to the border being ugly.
• After a leadership debate, Sanaa Pianga assumed control of Sarpistan and disowned Zamir Pianga.
• Yetia elected "Karl Ludwig d'Elsa with 98% of the vote.

Year 179

• Whenever the people of Wales entered boats they would become non-sapient sheep.

Year 180

• Rossiya unbanned all communist and separatist parties in an attempt to democratize.
• Yetia established the "Yetien Pact" between itself and its puppets.

Year 181

• Italy gained a gambling addiction]].
• The Tritoniyan Empire instated mass conscription.
• After the Second Luxurian-Poavakian War, Nilastan established the 'Military Governorate of Yangoon' run by General Suchindra Kumar
• The Holy Restoration Party withdrew from the Tritoniyan Parliament, promptly merging with the Bohdan's Holy Corps to form the Holy Restoration Council under Svetlana Gusev, which was regarded to be even worse than the previous Abyysky.
• Luxuria annexed Nay'Bling again.

Year 182

• Terry Teur released an album called 'Life as a Teenage Robot'
• Sumera was established.
• Polsk was established.
• The CSY built the Louisiana Canal.
• The Chernobyl Nuclear Powerplant was demolished as the Ingalina Nuclear Powerplant usurped its position as most important nuclear plant.
• In snap-elections after World War 15, Rossiya elected the 'Reorganized Minority Rights Party' which reorganized the nation into the Sibirsk Confederacy.
• Luxuria accepted an invitation into the Yetien Pact, freaking out the ACDL.
• Sipedro elected Telephone as its new president.

Year 183

• The name of Danya Fedorov-Lipovsky was revealed.
• Scandimar announced that Doggerland was now named 'Jojo Land', but no one else recognized this.
• Aparty was annexed by Scandimar for some reason.
• Scandimar proclaimed the 'First Jojoian Empire', but was unrecognized.

Year 184

• Scandimar got a pet axolotl.
• Luxuria banned bubble gum.
• The Sipedroan government released an album called 'They're Not Coming' which was a reference to among us. This would later become a best selling album.

Year 185

• Scandimar offered a union with Svealand, which Svealand refused. An economic partnership was achieved despite this. Scandimar tried to pressure Svealand into giving up certain territories though, leading to the partnership breaking.
• The exiled government of Odinarod left Luxuria and occupied the city of Vladivostok.
• Omnistat claimed to be lead by 'Anson Jones' but no records of this person ever existing were found. This was linked to a 'restructuring project' designed to gaslight and destabilize global politics.
• Multiple airbursts were detected in the north pacific, with these being linked to a Omnistat nuclear test.
• Aviators from Chersky began shooting down Tritonian terror bombers.
• Omnistat created 'prototype non-physical bodies' and experimented with Human Psiosis, giving its results to Luxuria for study purposes.
• Once-ler Jr. Smith was found to be dating Dream.
• The 'Heaven Stairway Incident' happened as the people of Emiro flew up into the sky.

Year 186

• Strange people from Mylonagrad and Almatsk stormed the 'death strip' that separated the cities, forming the Commune of Mylatsk between the cities.
• Mephisinia voted for independence with 75% in favour out of a turnout of 95%.
• Maurauding bands of Yetian paramilitants roamed the Sarpistani-occupied Caucasus.
• The 'Renvar Agreement' was signed between Regent Jean-Étienne Lamarche of Grandebaie and Emperor André I of Catania which officially absorbed Grandebaie as a province of Catania.

Year 187

• Scandimar became Alitania (or Aligaynia)
• Cheesistan suddenly disappeared as it was assimilated by Dreams.
• Luxurian Nilastan moved its capital from Pirtil in the south to Nayasha in the north.

Year 188

• Sizzle was worried of Luxuria, so it formed the 'Anti-Luxuria Coalition'. Countries such as Yakamoto, Utsong, Anakistan, Synora, Yamalia, Kitayato, and Nay'Bling. joined this coalition.
• Luxuria had been extracting significant amounts of resources from Nilastan and Nakmai.
• Hayah and Wanaoishi's relations became strained.
• Yetia proclaimed that 'Reality is cringe'.
• Michigan City was renamed to Iraltiville, where the research operations were combined to form IRIPHOS
• In an unclaimed region of Trenton, TERAPRO began constructing a sister facility known as LERANTO
• The director of IRIPHOS announced; "What doe we stand for? I mean beyond what we literally stand for, science, science and science again. What's the point of science if you can't destroy things doing it, that's what I say. New particle accelerators opening in cinemas near you. Watch out for the copious quantities of radiation, not even red fold up seats can protect you from that when we get this sucker started up."
• Missing persons cases began noticeably increasing, though not significantly enough to raise suspicion.
• Titicaca and Celtic were randomly assigned to have an arguement which didn't really go anywhere as neither of them were committed. This summoned Ascension Island to recite the 'in the future humour will be randomly generated' scene from Veggietales.
• Choros and Yakamotomoto had a conversation about how Yata and Theia differed.

Year 189

• An attempted coup happened in Yetia as militias loyal to a coalition of opposition groups stormed the parliament run by the L'Avenir Party, concluding in failure as the Yetian National Guard crushed the coup.
• Yetia officially became a one-party state as liberals, socialists, and fascists were purged, leading to concern in Vedaburg as Yetia proclaimed that 'it would fix the flawed reality'.

Year 190

• The Yomtachs moved up their planetary invasion schedule.
• Utsong began operating in the territories of the Nilastani Army Remnants.

Year 191

• A blue fractal spiral appeared.
• Yetia banned all opposition parties.

Year 192

• The city of Sayilaji was established in Yetian Ortilia.

Year 193

• The number of missing persons cases across Yata began increasing over time, making the situation more noticeable.
• Yetia quite openly 'provoked' Tritonia by declaring the formation of the 'Tritonian Surrealist State' as a Yetian-backed collaborator regime based in Palladia City.
• Breadland and Mylatsk communicated via incoherent 'aesthetic' gargling.
• A mysterious probe entered the inner solar system.

Year 194

• Scandimar and Sipedro had an argument over which one of them had longer penises on average.
• The existence of 'Minecraft' as a game within the Yata Universe was verified, as well as the existance of a in-universe version of Yata (Yataception).

Year 195

• Yetia preached about how good L'Avenirism was.

Year 196

• The UFR began producing the Flopflop IV Tank.
• Yetia abolished 'individual existence' as every citizen was now considered a mere extension of the L'Avenir Council's will.
• Yetia legally abolished time and all schedules.
• Poland and Luvakhia joined the Anti-Luxuria Coalition.

Year 197

• Aparty declared independence from Scandimar, joining the Second Rus Alliance.
• Apothelis began draining its artificial lakes.
• Wapistan, Luvakhia, and England joined the Second Rus Alliance.
• The Second Trophia Pact was formed between Kauria and Petoria. Petoria made a cut-away gag about Zimbabwe about this.
• A strange signal was intercepted, which was later decrypted to contain a map of Trophia and the flag of the Order of Ganymede, while the signal itself came from Asolab's Sector O.
• Level -42 was removed from the SDSB Database.
• Asophania and Denasola signed 'the acts of union'.
• Apothelis finished draining the lakes and canal.
• Omnistat installed a 'information relay system' in San Francisco.
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Year 198

• Itachia joined the Ligue Futuriste.
• The government of Choros approved the 'Northern Fortification Act' which militarized its borders with Yetia.

Year 199

• The Biomass of Venus died
• The island of Eladia appeared and was split between Ellaria and Luvuria.

Year 200

• Impending Doom Approached.
• President Yury Komarovsky of Luvakhia died of natural causes, causing a new election which lead to the victory of the "National Communist Vanguard Party", shifting Luvakhia towards a path of nationalist communism.
• An unknown voice stated "P..Please.. It won't hurt.. I promise.. Ｉ ｍｉｓｓ ｙｏｕ．．．"
• Creepyland made Yomtach fanfiction.

Year 201

• Yetian refugees escaping from the Fifth Human-Yomtach War began greatly radicalising the populace of the YNF and Paraleis Confederal Capital District.
• Theia's message to the Yatans
• The Good Old Days

Year 202

• Refugees from Yata on Theia began ending up in largely impovrished living conditions and forced to move to the less developed Theian Outback, soon being forced into a lifestyle of banditry to survive.
• Skoatia claimed to see 'unidentified flying objects' on a crash course with the Skantoan continent of Karakoram.

Year 204

• Encrypted communications stated "The Omnistat is not what it seems. Anson Jones is not what he seems. Hail Sabaeus."
• Neo-Sarpia had briefly left its temple during the Fifth Human-Yomtach War, but was inspired to go back due to the atrocities.
• Telephone died during the Fifth Human-Yomtach War, so an election would soon be held in Sipedro.
• The 'Thimphu Agreement' was signed, unifying all Nilastani resistance movements (Including the Ceylonese Pirates under the Nilastani Army Remnants.
• All remaining L'Avenirist nations formed a new alliance known as the Internationale Futuriste after the collapse of the Ligue Futuriste in the Yatan-Yetian War.
• The Fourth Republic of East Tritonia declared independence from Lineland, which greatly angered them. No actual conflict took place due to this but Lineland refused to recognize their sovereignty and did not withdraw its military from their territory.
• An Yetian-nationalist armed group known as the 'Kaukasien Death Squad' had been operating in Occupied Kaukasia for some time, but was now spreading into Apothelis' caucasian territories, prompting Sarpistan to occupy said territories to contain the insurgents, leading to widespread condemnation.
• Rusia bought several territories in the east of Belarus.
• Meteor

Year 205

• Chungusland joined the Internationale Futuriste.
• The UFR updated its flag.
• Large amounts of smoke were seen coming from vents leading to underneath Saipulusi, leading to theories that there was an underground factory there.
• Vedaburg formed the 'Anti-Futuriste Pact' with Luvakhia, Sizzle, Utsong, Titicaca, Itachia, Lizarb, England, Yetia, Palladia, Choros, Italy, Malta, and Sarpistan.
• Creepyland was in denial about taking down its song 'Mask'.
• The countries of North America stated a series of self deprecating one liners about themselves as characters.
• The CSY convinced Nunland to agree with them that communism was a sin, prompting the SSY to get fed up over being the 'sane one'.
• The SSY funded Sipedroan California so that it would revolt a communist revolt.
• Panama rose from the sea.
• Sizzle withdrew from the Anti-Luxuria Pact.
• The Futurist Party of Turkestan began growing increasingly unpopular as resistance figures flocked to the 'Turkic Patriotic Front'.
• Sarpistan grew unstable as rumours of Supreme-Leader Anahita Pianga falling severely ill spread.
• A resistance movement known as the Yorican United Front launched a minor insurgency against Omnistat, but this saw little success.
• The countries of Europe stated a series of self-deprecating one-liners describing themselves.
• Scotland and Wales had a argument over Wales not knowing how Ancient History's year system worked.
• Yetia grew to be increasingly dysfunctional as it mumbled incoherently during terrorist attacks.
• Luvakhia and Yamalia had an argument about which ideology is better, leading to Vladimir Alsanov moving to Lineland.
• Sizzle and Yakamoto ended their alliance as the two had a significant ideological and territorial dispute.
• Winnie the Pooh was elected chairman of Sizzle.

Year 206

• 1 - Walking Home
• TERAPRO remained on lockdown.
• Yetia purged corrupt officials.
• The Paradimensionals had a hour long conversation about living standards on Yata and Theia which was inexplicably decreed as canon.

Year 207

• The Sarpistani Occupation of Kaukasia grew increasingly unstable as military crackdowns against the growing Kaukasien Death Squad took place, leading to the formation of Hayasian, Kartvelian, and Azerian independence movements which formed a 'Anti Sarpistan Coalition' alongside the 'Free Congress of Kaukasia'.
• Sarpistan seized Hayah's oilfields.
• Lovino Vargas was elected president of Italy.
• Luvakhia was the last region of the ULSR to truly break free during the Third Linelandic-Yetian War, though the views towards this secession among Luvakhia's increasingly nationalistic government began to shift from freedom to tragedy. President Nikolai Sokolov officially vowed to push towards the reunification of Rossiya with military force, beginning intensive preparations for this plan.
• Lineland joined the Legion-Futurist Coalition.

Year 208

• As the first major act by Polsk, they fully opened the massive Ingalina Nuclear Power Station after a shaky test of its safety procedures, generating enough power to provide much of Panthein with electricity.
• The Legionary State of Titicaca instated a largescale purge of key members and supporters of the Titicaca Communist Party, causing widespread protests that were crushed with military force.
• Turkestan's situation continued to deteriorate as the popularity of the Futurist Party of Turkestan kept declining due to failed wars and 'reforms', leading to the formation of the Alash Orda as a resistance movement against them.
• Samsung was accidentally radicalised into being a jucheist due to the Revolutionary Republic of Minguo.
• Yamalia moved its capital to Katryk.
• With Theia in a very bad state due to the ongoing SDS-001 Event, the UFR began building spaceships under the Floppa Space Agency, which was sponsored by the FCP.
• The Flopnik-2 Satellite was launched.
• Polsk announced its intentions to become an interplanetary power.
• The independence movements in Occupied Kaukasia agreed to launch a revolt once they gained 70% support among the public.
• The Flopollo-1 was launched.
• The Flopnik-1 fell back to Theia.

Year 209

• Taiwan had intercepted communications that revealed that Terry Teuer had gone temporarily missing.
• The Provisional Government of Utsong was reorganized into the Republic of Utsong in the 'Lhasa Agreement'.
• The 'Nuvuhan Agreement' was signed, in which Utsong granted 'special access' in its northern territories to Sizzle and the Uighurstan Autonomy.
• Polsk put significant funding into its industrial sector, expanding its capital of Warszavinka greatly.
• The Bingustan Government in Exile's attempts to resettle northern Theia collapsed, forcing them to evacuate to the UFR.
• Bongustani and Yamatoan forces clashed over the Yamatoan overseas-territory of Orieneido, causing a 5-day-long battle which concluded in a Bongustani victory as they annexed the region.
• The Provisional Government of Sizzle elected Chenglei Yang as their next president.
• The Legionary State of Titicaca was dissolved and replaced by the absolutist Kingdom of Titicaca under King Jonas Yetevia-Anssen.
• Titicaca changed its flag.
• The Flopnik-2 re-entered Theia's atmosphere and crashed into the sea west of Swagonia.
• The Flopollo-1, first "manned" spacecraft by the UFR was success launched, leading to the model being mass produced.
• The UFR launched the Floppa Space Station.
• The Polsk Airforce built a new airbase on Kelevori Island after it was purchased from Zina.
• The people of the Odessan Futurist Futurist Republic began seeing through the lies and corruption of their government and the entire Legion-Futurist Coalition, thus the "Antyfuturystychnyy Front" Guerilla organization formed alongside the anarcho-communist "Palladian Black Army" to resist their governments in the region.
• Polsk started efforts to reconnect the Balbutra River to the Bay of Azor, coinciding with a hefty tax of 20 Zloty being imposed on any ships passing thru the Ku Strait.
• The Polsk Government approved of several construction projects to build oil platforms, refineries, and factories.
• Polsk established the "Settlement Defence Front" to protect the more fringe Human planets from "Yatan Imperialism and Chaos". Osania, Feur Island, Isernotaria, Geonosis, and Arstotzka joined it.
• A group of Theian Natives protested demanding higher wages and lower taxes in New Warsaw, though they were brutally suppressed.
• Polsk began the construction of 3 Minotaur Class heavycruisers.
• The Liberty Pact Mandate of the Bosphorus was partitioned between Yetia and Choros.

Year 210

• A group of "mutants" attempted to launch a terrorist attack against the Ingalina Nuclear Power Station by disconnecting its coolant pumps, which was thwarted.
• Polsk shared its several advanced technologies with the Settlement Defence Front, including the likes of mining equipment, ore/gas processing equipment, and blueprints for Hercules Class cargo ships and Warhawk Class gunships.
• Polsk began building a space tether going into Theia-Synchronous orbit so that a large ship building facility could be built at the top.
• Polsk began improving the rights, political freedoms, and wages of its Theian Native populations.
• Polsk and Skye formed an alliance seeking to restore the 'greatness' of Ancient History.
• Polsk began building another Behemoth Class, 10 Minotaur Classes, and 2 Corski Class Cruisers.
• Theia grew uneasy.
• The Imperium of Kings exterminated the Empire of Foarhinnea, Goo Empire and countless other civilisations in a massive purge and expansion.
• Polsk sent the UPN Harbinger and two Minotaur Class cruisers above Yata as a show of force.
• Chungusland unleashed its "Revolutionary Slovakian Hyperaura" as it activated and deactivated its "Rim Squid"
• Nilastan was immediately unstable after its restoration.
• Most of Synora's government, which was dominated by "Nilastan Restorationists" left to the re-established Nilastan. This upset the rest of the government and the people, causing a islamist group to rise up in revolution against their government, executing all other government officials as they declared the "Islamic Republic of Synora".
• An unidentified corvette-sized ship visited the Jupiter system.
• Polsk lost contact with a frigate at Uranus, prompting them to send a fleet of Corski Class cruisers.

Year 211

• Soon
• Polsk reported that one of its recon ships was ambushed by unidentified starfighters by Skantos.
• Polsk continued to expand its navy with its newly developed fusion reactor technologies, allowing the Behemoth Class to use its 200% power output to have more powerful shields, maintain high power mode in combat, and charge up things faster. Additional upgrades were also done.
• Nakmai decided to find a new leader, with the Lorax being the first to volunteer before being rejected due to running away during the occupation. Agata was the next to volunteer, but was rejected due to being a part of the Lao Mafia. Vinh was the next to volunteer, but was ignored for being irrelevant to them. With other options seemingly insufficient, the Lorax was selected as the best possible leader.
• Nay'Bling elected Sans the Skeleton as its next president.
• Sarpistan announced the formation of the "Baghdad Accord" to oppose the increasingly influential Liberty Pact due to their interventions in civil wars. Lustland, Wanaoishi, Taiwan, Yakamoto, Sizzle, Utsong, Itachia, Svealand, Kalevala, Scotland, Equatoria, Erbuja, and Abard joined the alliance.
• In response to the formation of the Baghdad Accord, Malta, Libatria, Khat, England, Ireland, Lizarb, Cocala, Poavak, and Islandia joined the Liberty Pact.
• Yetia and Polsk contacted each other for the first time, leading to some tensions.
• The fascist "Greater Vedaburg Party" was founded in Vedaburg.
• Spisos moved its capital to Vancouver as its mainland was now completely uninhabitable, leading to a man claiming to be called "Ash Ketchum" becoming their new president.
• Isernotaria passed the 'Spacetechnogies Contingency Act', increasing investments in the Spacecraft field as well as salvaging older wrecks. Polsk initially sabotaged this before remembering that Isernotaria was in the SDF, giving them blueprints for the Punja Class and Minotaur Class as an apology.
• Meninguo occupied "Fort Xining"
• Polsk began building secret facilities in the Kuiper Belt, equipping them with shipyards after hiding them from the Martian Empire's facilities in the region.
• Darwin Miles was elected as Prime-Minister of Luxuria
• Creepyland's people fell in love with President Sans the Skeleton of Nay'Bling.
• Polsk began building 3 more Behemoth Class battlecruisers.
• Big Floppa revealed that his grandfather "Old Flop McGee" was albanian.
• Vladimir Bingus revealed that Big Floppa didn't know the difference between a kidney and a spleen.
• Big Floppa released his hit album "Flop Fo No Hoe"

Year 212

• Nadia
• Kalevala reorganized the territories it gained out of World War 18 into the 'Karelian Territory', a autonomous zone undergoing 'Re-Kalevification' due to its Rus population.
• Kalevala and Svealand signed the 'Narvik Treaty', re-adjusting their border back to what it was prior to the Kalevian-Rossiyan War.
• The UFR did not recognize the independence of Judea.
• Both the Liberty Pact and Baghdad Accord were dissolved.
• Polsk began working on 'synthetic beings' designed to look and act like any species or individual they were modelled after for espionage purposes.
• Michigan'Michigan'Michigan'Michigan'Michigan'Michigan tried to make the participants of the First Theian World War buy frosted flakes as rations, but both sides told them to shut up.
• The Covenant bombed Skantos.
• Dzaphania and Palladia married and formed the "European Association Alliance".
• There was a house fire and forest fire in Wales.
• The "Anodyne Security Forces" were founded to deal with a drastic increase in attacks in the Nislandian Range Superorganism by aggravated Abyssal Copepods, forcing the Lesser Gastric Sea to be on temporary lockdown to clear the infestation.

Year 213

• Hayastani independence movements began to resurface.
• Ingalina reported that it was running at 100% efficiency for the first time since its meltdown.
• Due to the fall of Yetia, the centre of the global economy moved to the Yorican city of Emiro. Due to management issues with their new responsibilities, the Emiro Stockmarket crashed and caused global economic turmoil.
• Within Timeline-001, Red Leader had reached a god-like level of power.
• Lineland complained about the Yenisei Tritonians.
• Anodyne prepared 'Contingency Measure 234' in response to a possible 'wake in consciousness' event in the Nislandian Range Superorganism.

Year 214

• It Takes You Away
• Zirnec recovered blueprints to a great weapon containing the 'spirit of anarchy itself' in the Hell Dimension.
• Zirnec recovered the blueprints for Red Leader's first mechanical body, though mass production of them was unfeasible due to the metals used to make them, so Zirnec had to turn to simply mimicking this form. In this same area, Zirnec recovered journals describing the Red Leader's life up until he entered the Late Void, discovering that the resource needed to enter said dimension was found in Yetia, so Zirnec began mass-producing androids for a invasion of Yetia.
• Luvamatrilia was banned from raiding Luvakhian graveyards at 3am.
• Lineland recognized its western border.
• Sarpistan annexed Alinya and Chorosian Ionia in the Treaty of Athens.
• During the SDS-001 event occurring during World War 19, only Alyphia, Mei'ra, and parts of Luvuria and Ellaria were spared.
• Sozzle was created and argued with Sizzle, prompting Yakamoto to remark how it didn't care about them so Sozzle traumatized them with a self portrait.
• "Luuria" and "Luria" fell into the "]£@$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$@234+01234£}]@234"

Year 215

• The Kyiv Commune was established.
• Anodyne pumped sedatives into the Mystery Flesh Pit.
• Kaukasia was reorganized into Kartvelia.
• Sozzle spoke in a strange language ominously.
• Lukaria was established by Lutarian expatriates angry over the demolition of a railway.

Year 216

• Two fake countries called 'Korozhia' and 'Republican Dzongkhadurigt' expressed that they were indeed not real.
• Zirnec spoke about the return of Red City and the inevitable burning of Yetia.
• Many Sarpian Cats which had moved to Theia began moving to Hayah.
• Polsk's colonies around Saturn continued to expand as major docking rings were built around Titan while palaces and survivable habitats were built on its surface.

Year 217

• An unofficial election in Italy lead to the rise of Camilla Esposito into power.

Year 218

• Swagonia voted 51.1% in favour of establishing a state (as it was anarchist beforehand), though ~8% of votes were questionable.
• Many in Lineland began calling for the end of their provisional government and the establishment of a permanent government. This lead to controversy as the two clear paths for Lineland appeared to be becoming a Tritonia-ized state or marching into yet another war against the Tritonians, though all factions remained united in their ideals to reclaim lands from Sizzle.
• Polsk began building synthetic beings to spy on others.

Year 219

• The western regions of the Yetian Anarchy were restabilized into the Yetian Provisional Government. Talks were held to unify with the Third Yetian Republic, but fell through due the YPG seeing them as ideological enemies.
• Feep annexed Malagasia after 18 years of occupation.
• Polsk discovered Installation 01
• The surviving Yomtachs of the foormer Interspecies Kingdom re-emerged into Sizzle, who accepted them into society despite international backlash as Sizzle saw antagonising them over the minority radicals as counter productive.
• Polsk granted equal rights to all Yomtachs, leading to some migrating there.

Year 225

• The Waszavinka Space Tether began construction.
• A very big earthquake lead to the destruction of a vast majority of Palladia City.
• As all the post-Yetian states kept hating each other, Notia decided to continue existing despite the object of its hatred being gone out of love for the game.
• Dream, leader of Creepyland announced a country-wide fanart competition about himself, with the best art winning an undecillion Creepys (money).
• Many post-Yetian states began becoming increasingly politically unstable, leading to futurist elements seizing Veneto, fascist elements seizing Österreich, monarchist elements seizing Rome, and Church of Gor elements seizing Bayern.
• The Yetian Anarchy'stabilized' into an actual anarchist territory instead of being simply lawless.
• Famines continued in Yetia despite relief efforts as the Anti-Adriatic states of the Adriatic Intervention War saw themselves tied to a sinking ship.

Year 226

• Inhuman Breach
• The Second Great Asian War lead to Samsung finishing its airstrike studies, so it began working on a new weapon.
• Anakistan and Turkestan had a small argument about each other's political systems. Polsk told them to shut up.
• Polsk argued with the Titanian Iujados.
• The Martian Empire convinced Polsk to re-affirm Humanity's status as a civilization under their protection, as well as making them dial back on the orbital bombardments. Polsk began silently spying on them in response.
• Rayana Kenes became the leader of Anakistan.
• A Polskan cruiser by the name of 'Corski's Revenge destroyed the Aralsk Space Tether and various other Polskan infrastructure sites in Turkestan.

Year 227

• Polsk began heavily investing in its spacelift capabilities in order to transport troops easier.
• The Bongus Stellar Agency made propaganda about its program, prompting the UFR to publish its own propaganda about the Floppa Space Agency as Bongustan didn't have any spacestations. Polsk then showed up and boasted about their several-thousand strong spacefleet, nuclear arsenal capable of nuclear winters, advanced synths, countless spacestations, and Titanian coolonies. The UFR made fun of Polsk for boasting so Polsk began sending robots to commit terrorist attacks.

Year 228

• Skye and Feep signed the "Funny Alliance".
• Erbuja withdrew its military from the west bank of the Niger River.
• Khat executed 'Operation Thunderbolt', expelling Wanaoishi's and Goldaria's occupation forces from its country.
• Tony The Tiger advertised his frosted flakes.
• The UFR abandoned UFR Hayah due to theRed Leader's Third Attack on Yata, allowing the 'Interim Administration of Hayah' to form under a regency council.
• Theia's population grew thanks to Yatan refugees.

Year 229

• Polsk began exterminating the Titanian Iujado.
• Sogga Island, a small micronation, declared independence from Swagonia.
• Michigan'Michigan'Michigan'Michigan'Michigan'Michigan advertised Frosted Flakes again.
• Poolsk began auctioning various older ship models such as the Kirov Class Frigate, Halcyon Class Light-Cruiser, Halberd Class Destroyer, and Phoenix Class Carrier. While many countries made offers, Floppa City was the first to complete a purchase in the form of 3 Kirov Classes.
• Polsk tried to apologise to Q'nar over their previous conflict by offering them a Phoenix Class Cruiser, an apology message, and help in rebuilding their society. Q'nar refused and began rambling about how awful Humans were.
• Bongustan conducted a Crimsonist ritual to summon a 'tourism flesh creature' out of jealousy over Osania's Mystery Flesh Pit wealth. This lead to the creation of the Bongustan Tree, which had roots massive enough that they reached Zelenaya Dolina while also being full of strange 'wriggling sap'.
• Polsk gave Sozzle 78 retired spacecrafts. 78 ships of the same classes were built for each member of the SDF.
• The Ingalina Nuclear Power Station shut down due to a malfunction after several parts being stripped.
• Tsar Elmo Linasburg announced a '5 year plan' aiming to reclaim lost territories from Sizzle.
• Vedaburg as a concept was disbanded and replaced by "Magyaria"
• Polsk released Turkestani refugees out of detention centres as it was temporarily unable to go to Yata.
• Polsk began investing in more industrial projects in its mainland as while contact with the outer colonies was restored, travel was much more difficult with its limited functional freighters. Many transport ships were retrofitted into more freighters.
• Queen India George adopted a pig called Bartholomew of Saint Shrek as a memory of all those that were lost after Terry Teur exploded eastern Luxuria in a weapons test.
• Chegg Karakal got a 10+ in his math test.
• Isernotaria founded the 'West Komakopi Company to oversee the colonization of the unclaimed territories to its east.
• Polsk formed the Theian Defence Pact as alliance centred around mutual defence, technology sharing, and non-aggression among members, inviting Bongustan, the Lime Empire, Swagonia, Isernotaria, New Yetia, Arstotzka, Geonosis, Jojoian Empire, Pasagre, and Republia into the alliance. Lime Empire, Bongustan, Isernotaria, New Yetia, Geonosis, Arstotzka, and Pasagre accepted.
• Scandimar called the Omkha the root of all evil, despite not knowing that they existed.
• Polsk's battleships did a power projection cruise off the coast of Paraleis.

Year 230

• Petoria and Hyperborea signed the Gobbledygook Alliance.
• Petoria claimed it was originally going to be called "Peterland" but a gay bar in Louisiana took it first.
• Polsk began building steel mills and factories with very effective blast furnace technology employing electrical arcs from Ingalina.
• Sizzle held elections to decide its future leadership, concluding in a victory for Brother Hao, a politically socialist second-generation Abardean Sizzlean
• Yetia had the record number of burger king sales in a single day.
• The Magyar Republic, Republic of Moldavia, Ukraine Krai, Republic of Mefisinia, Nova Polska, and the Republic of Rumynskye seceded from the Tritonian Confederacy, forming the independent Rumynskye Confederacy.
• Bangus was born in Polsk and was Very Powerful.
• Bingland held its first elections, in which the Bingland Worker's Party's candidate Bingsky and VP Bungus, the Los Floppos Party's candidate Bin Gus and VP Bingpo, the Consus Party's candidate buffpepper.png and VP Kelsey, and the Bingland Democratic Party's candidate Joe Bingus and VP Adderall Bingus competed for victory, concluding in a victory for the Consus Party with 45% of the vote.
• Swagonia began building fortifications around Zelenaya Dolina to prevent invasions.

Year 231

• The Federalist Technocracy of Bangustan was founded as a technocratic state centred around the city of New Tehran.
• Regialus became a elective monarchy and quickly expanded to become the largest country on Skantos.
• Polsk tried to convince Bongustan to become their ally and invade Bingland in return for military tech, which Bongustan refused as it had closer ties to Swagonia after being expelled from the TDP.
• The Provisional Swagonian Junta was reorganized into the Empire of Swagonia. Polsk recommended that it should instead adopt a multi-party technocratic constitutional monarchy to improve efficiency, which was ignored.
• Bingland made various economically incompetent decisions.
• Polsk launched the Neptune 11 SSTO to Sozzle and Luna, taking 7 months.
• Q'nar was preparing for war.
• Regialus organized a 'Pan-Skantoan Conference' for peace and partying, inviting all Skantoan countries. Phillealand and Skoatia accepted.
• Polsk began covertly sinking UFR ships.
• Bingustan was suspected of being responsible for causing a wildfire in Swagonia as a state-sponsored terrorist campaign.
• Polsk found more iron, oil, and copper, so it began mining the new deposits.
• Michigan'Michigan'Michigan'Michigan'Michigan'Michigan advertised Frosted Flakes.

Year 232

• Swagonia and Polsk tried to convince Feep to help them in the Second Swagonian War, which didn't work.
• SDS-007 was successfully recontained, allowing the SDS Foundation and United Nations to withdraw from Bornuvia to establish a new democratic 'Second Republic of Bornuvia'
• "Look at my hands… They’re shaking.. All my body is shaking… (It was only a dream…) It was there.. I couldn’t move my head and I was watching in the mirror.. I knew it was looking at me. With two invisible eyes… Two invisible m͋̉̔o͂̔̒ǹ̋̈s͗̅̔t̎̎̐r̂͋̌o͛̄̔ú̏͑s͛͋̅ e̒͊̓y̔̓̚e͆̈́̉s̒̔͌.. "
• Khat began remilitarizing.
• A Polskan unlocked a part of the New Warsaw Great Archives detailing Ancient History and certain ancient languages.
• Swagonia created the Farming Brigade in Montaña del Sur, turning into 5 million people farmers.
• The Scandimarian Los Floppos Party won Scandimar's election.
• Polsk's population began to oppose the Secondf Swagonian War as it became more and more of an attritional conflict.
• Polsk invited Flop Cong to join the TDP, which they considered without deciding.
• A fish society called Luxuria a glumper, so Bartholomew of Saint Shrek polluted the ocean to kill them and ate their corpses and bragged about it on twitter. Queen India George explained this as a rebellious phase caused by dietary restrictions.
• Nopedro complimented Sipedro.
• Osania became the #1 producer of pharmaceutical products on Theia.
• Yetia began the "Nuelo Revitalisation Project" which saw the building of several new buildings via government contracts.
• TERAPRO increased power production due to the SDS-015 Containment Breach.
• A Polskan anti-war song released under the name "Don't tell mom I'm in Swagonia".l
• Major anti-war protests happened in New Warsaw.

Year 233

• The Battle of Sakernah happened between Zabloing and Googalia, leading to Zabloing annexing a small border strip.
• Sogga Island, Soggaçire, and Könbatyşçir formed the 'Sogga League'
• After the Second Swagonian War, a new architectural style began to emerge in Pueblo de Playa called 'Playacore', rejecting brutalism in favour of imitating the old buildings made in Swagonia's infancy in the brand new 'Ciudad Acantilado'.
• Hyperborea made a christmas announcement.
• Polsk developed a new colony ship with a thinner frame able to attach more modules alongside a larger engine cluster.
• Zabloing joined the Floppascus Pact
• Flopskadi instated segregation, separating the Swagonians into the Swagia-Khangleu District and the Svahkaonie District while the Binguses were settled into the Khangaet-Bingustan District.
• The Theian Republic announced its ambitions to grow to a global power, beginning massive development projects, making Polsk wary.
• The Theian Republic began collaborating with the Gamer Association, hosting their headquarters in its capital of Theia City.
• The King of Abard died, leading to Langa I Makeba being crowned as the next king.
• Polsk sent up more pieces to its colony ship and deployed several spy satellites.
• Theia City began largescale construction of Theia City, as well as holding a de-escalation conference with Polsk due to Polsk's mistrust of them.
• After clean-ups, Ingalina Nuclear Power Station Reactor 4 began reconstruction.
• A conference was held in Junlado to try to stop the Third Swagonian War, which failed.
• Polsk began isolating itself diplomatically after an election said to be a 'liberal-democratic revolution', leading to mass demilitarization as spacecrafts were decommissioned, nukes were disarmed, and soldiers were moved into the reserve.
• The Gheyla Confederacy was formed as an incredibly isolated and underpopulated state, with only image being released. This coincided with messages of 'The Grove' awakening from The Divine Resurgence.
• Neo-Sarpia began intentionally stowing away on ships to migrate some of its population to Theia as a part of the 'Catus Galactus Project'.

Year 234

• In order to prevent Ingalina from melting down again, Polsk disconnected it from the Theia-wide grid which forced an annoyed Chungusland to use engine generators.
• 'Aperture Laboratories' was founded as a secretive scientific facility in Polsk near Ingalina responsible for creating 'wacky new sci-fi tech, the expanses of the human mind, and the permeability of cake'.'
• Vladimir Bingus posted on facebook about how much he hated Polsk, so Polsk hacked his account to force him to talk about how the people of Bingustan must gargle piss.
• Swagonia pursued state-sponsored trolling on 4Bing.
• Sproingus invented T-Mobile.
• Elmo Linasburg announced an end to the 'Linelandic Era of Decline'.
• Polsk began building an Air Battleship utilising helium and jet-stabilizers to stay in the air.
• Kalevala built a pyramid, allegedly.
• Anor Londo increased its patrols.

Year 235

• Sozzle and Piggy Island had a friendship conference.
• Geonosis was building infrastructure and giant domes, which it requested Polskan funding to help complete. Polsk was uncertain until it was told this would help in the ongoing Third Swagonian War, as Geonosis had stolen old YNF robot designs (the BX-1 Units and the BX-2 Units) to create the new "GX-1 Units". Polsk provided scraps from Amogus Grande to help build the factory for these and the units themselves.
• Instead of doing anything useful to rebuild itself, Tierra Flopeste made massive monuments.
• 3 Battlecruisers downed in Kanar were repaired to a usable state.
• Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, New Warsaw was opened in New Warsaw, Floppa-Polsk.

Year 236

• Poland began looking into increased interventionism as a part of a new 'Wielkopolska Policy'.
• Dictator Felipe Jopez of Yetia vanished without a trace, leading to the nation's generals to form a council called the 'Provisional Directorate' responsible for running the nation. As a consequence of this, the Nuelo Pact was dissolved.
• Sizzle launched 'Operation Cessation', seizing all Yakamotian ports on Sizzle's coastline with military force.
• Floppapolsk committed the 'Great Human Massacre', leading to hundreds of thousands of deaths.
• The Floppapolsk Republic began significant remilitarization efforts prior to beginning to openly antagonize the Theian Republic, leading to the Outer Colonies in Saturn to secede as the 'Polska Federation'.
• Flooppapolsk began developing Battle-Carrier Hybrid Ships alongside Supercarriers with anti-air, cruise missile, and easy ammo deployment capabilities.
• Floppapolsk gave some ships to the UFR.

Year 237

• All Hail The Eight
• Polsk nuked Chungusland several hundred times.
• Yorica forcefully released the Third Haudenosaunee Confederacy.
• Due to Miraak's attack on Theia, Osania fled underground.
• Dave & Busters, San Diego was invaded by Dragons.
• The Federal Consulate of Dazhyyn was established.

Year 238

• Brother Hao, President of the Republic of Sizzle declared the end of all Linelandic influence and obligations over the country, which Lineland wasn't able to do anything about beyond a diplomatic protest despite angry demands.
• The disappearance of Felipe Jopez was exposed, leading to Yetian democrats beginning to mobilize against the 'Provisional Directorate' junta.
• Due to the Mystery Flesh Pit's Main Entry Orifice being sealed shut and the pit being in a state of increased activity, tremors in the higher peaks of the Nislandian Range lead to the Secondary Entry Orifice being ripped open from the ground in the mountains, connecting to the Greater Gastric Sea.
• A membrane within the Greater Gastric Sea opened up to reveal a even deeper and darker region of the Mystery Flesh Pit, with Anodyne moving to secure and sedate the region.

Year 239

• Polskan children were taught about 'pre-emptive strike doctrine' and the art of war.
• Once The Divine Resurgence concluded, Polsk was freed of both Miraak's and Floppapolsk's tyrannical rule, giving rise to the Third Federation of Polsk.
• It was insinuated that Anatoly Flopski was possessed by the extradimensional spirit of Hitler?

Year 240

• Some maintenance robots in TERAPRO escaped and became the Bioniikos, forming the nations of Lahdia and Tieksa.
• Polsk began rebuilding its infrastructure with a budget of 100 million zloty while also making use of its shipbuilding infrastructure to make new vessels for exploration.
• Traveler

Year 241

• The United Pacific States was formed.
• The United Pacific States started the 'Grand Infrastructure Project'.
• The San Diego-Tiujuana Border Crossing was reopened.
• Polsk re-established contact with the outer-colonies, making use of its new spacecrafts as cargo vessels. Additionally, 10 Constitution Class cruisers were sent out on 5-year long expeditions.
• Bangus felt a disturbance in the Noosphere.
• Chaos erupted in Yorica's capital of Emiro as it failed to restabilize after World War 20.
• The Fourth Yetian State's ruling council began to devolve into factionalism over who should be in charge, with the Monarchists, Militarists, Nationalists, and Reformists competing for power.

Year 242

• The SDSB reclassified Level 6 to be 'Class 2' instead of 'Class Contested', making visiting require less precautions.
• Polsk sent medical and food supplies to all sides in the Fourth Yorican Civil War

Year 243

• It Takes You Away - Chapter 2
• Polsk invented the 'Slap Chop'.
• Polsk built a space-station in synchronous orbit above Anor Londo, Skantos.
• Anatoly Flopski escaped from prison and was immediately executed.

Year 244

• Universidad de la Montaña created a new spacecraft design, the 'UM-1 Spacecraft', which was said to be able to fly slightly faster than an airplane. It was criticised for bearing significant similarities to the Slongshop Rocket.
• Uchtadaryo asked Polsk, Swagonia, and UFR to give all of their land to Uchtadaryo, which they refused. Uchtadaryo did this several times.
• Gheyla unsuccessfully tried to make fighting in the Fourth Swagonian Warstop by calling for the combatants to think of the nature that was being harmed.
• Dazhyyn bought a lot of rocks.
• Dazhyyn and the Theian Republic formed the 'Republic Trade Bloc' as a economic pact and free trade zone.

Year 245

• New Warsaw underwent significant rezoning in its outskirts, with many regions now being dedicated to more housing.
• Polsk introduced a wage cap where the top 1% of a company's earners couldn't be paid more than a certain amount more than their lowest-paid worker, hoping to increase wages.
• The city of Karhusalmi was founded in Osania.
• The Theian Republic began the '5 Year Architectural and Residential Plan' to fill up the heart of Theia City more, starting with the '27 Spires Complex' responsible for handling interplanetary communications.
• The Theian Federation began to build the 'Theia City Military Command Centre', the second largest building in the country after the Gamer HQ.
• The Second National Bingstaat vowed to create 'Among Us 2' if it was given money on gofundme.
• The Theian Republic tried to asssure Polsk not worry about the Theia City Military Command Centre after noticing the airbase at Alderavin, which Polsk vehemently but badly denied the existence of. TR sent a spy drone to see it, so Polsk explained that it was meant to spy on Chungusland instead of them.

Year 246

• Polsk expanded its spacefleet.
• The Theian Republic began building the 'Secondary Control Room' in the Theia City Military Command Centre, leading to Polsk spying on the construction site to check that it didn't have missiles, which it didn't as it was still under construction.
• Bingustan released a informational video.
• Polsk and Osania restored friendly relations.
• Paraleis refused to restore friendly relations with Polsk.
• Bingustan cracked down on democracy.
• Anarchist Sarpian Cats in New Warsaw bombed the Kielbasa Mobile.

Year 247

• Medium - To Hell and Back
• Zabloing had a butter shortage which Polsk helped end.
• The Theian Republic continued its 'northern architectural project' and started the 'Valats Project' to expand Theia City across the Valats River, leading to the creation of the 'Sorn District' in the region.
• The Theian Republic made bunkers in case of war with Polsk due to the two's high tensions.
• Due to it being the 60th anniversary of the "Polsk Rat Massacre", flags were set at half mast in Polsk
• The Theian Republic began developing a levitating car.
• Osania started the 'Western Expansion Project' which lead to the construction of the city of Karhusalmen Eteläranta south of Karhusalmi along the Saimaa River.
• The Osanian parliament passed the 'Right to Housing Act' in which the government would provide applicants government-subsidised housing in order to decrease homelessness.
• The Theian Republic built the Valats District and Magan Plaza District as the final phase of its northern expansion.
• Sizzle officially adopted left-wing nationalism as its state ideology, increasing tensions with Lineland.
• Polsk built a recycling and reclamation system within new funding, allowing Polsk to recycle nearly all of the water its population consumed with said technology being spread abroad. Paper, Plastic, and Glass recycling also hit roughly 90% of the output of said materials.
• The construction of the 'New Warsaw Interplanetary Aerospace Port' began, with this structure expected to be Theia's single largest port for airplanes, spacecrafts, and trains.
• The government of the UFR released a videogame called 'Fortnite 2 & Knuckles'.
• After Sizzle officially became socialist, many nationalists moved to the Republic of New Sizzle, proving to be enough of a demographic shift to allow the 'Greater Sizzle Party' to win New Sizzle's Elections, leading to a decline in the nation's democracy.

Year 248

• Jaffar Nouzari was officially declared as the heir of the Imperial Swagonian throne, leading to some controversy as his existence had been kept secret for the past 29 years.
• Bangustan made a song which Polsk really liked.
• Osania started a infrastructure project to connect the Karhusalmi roads with the Osnoa'na roads.
• Osania renamed its capital "Osnoa'na" to now be called "Osnoaani"
• Polsk discovered the Anti-Polsk propaganda in Lutaria and demanded a explanation, to which Lutario only said "Ratio".
• The Sogga Union and Swagonia signed a border treaty so that the Altilai International Airport wouldn't be split between the two of them anymore.
• Yetia shocked the world by avoiding another multi-sided civil war, instead passing the 'Electoral Reform Act' which set general elections to occur every 4 years.

Year 249

• A cease fire was signed between Bingland, Bingterra, and Bingustan.
• The SDS Foundation and Polsk had some tensions over Polsk's resentment caused by how the SDS handled the SDS-015 Containment Breach.
• Polsk sent 7 million bags of synthesised blood to Turkestan for some reason.
• The Yetian Parliament formed the 'Committee of National Rejuvenation' to advance Yetia's reconstruction and restoration of its sphere of influence.
• The SDS Foundation regained contact with Site-31.
• Polsk shelled Chungusland for no reason.

Year 250

• Abard passed a law which introduced Luxurian English as an official language as a thanks for the Luxers' support of the Na Gaidheil Abard during the Abardean Civil War.
• Louis Davey won re-election in the Pacific States.
• New Sizzle abolished democratic elections, citing foreign interference as the reason behind this.

Year 251

• Karlsfell changed its flag.
• Osania began the construction of the Saimaansuu suburban settlement near Karhusalmi.
• Osania adopted a new anthem.
• Yetia held general elections which were won by Léo Allard of the Yetian Conservative Party.
• Polsk continued mass-production of its Behemoth Class battlecruisers as well as setting up cloning facilities and war-android production sites, significantly bolstering their armed forces as well as those of the Martian Empire, sending volunteers to assist Mars' operations beyond the Alpha Sol System.
• Polsk unsuccessfully tried to re-befriend the Order of Ganymede.

Year 252

• Zelenaya Dolina Motors produced the "Strogost 252", a bus designed to conserve resources.
• Mike Cruz revealed that he had committed 6 counts of treason in a facebook post.
• The Spider ate lasagna.

Year 253

• Geonosis was renamed to now be known as the "Karina Dynasty".
• Mustafar was renamed to now be known as "Mysthaja".
• Swagonia reorganized its administrative divisions to support the brand new 'Emergency Alert System'.
• Plompystan announced the 'Montana-253 SAM-Launcher' capable of accurately striking an opponent anywhere between 2 kilometres and 500 kilometres, with the missiles locking onto the target while ~10 kilometres in the air in order for them to make a precise strike.
• East Baiameans were no longer classified as endangered as over the past years their population had risen from 20 Million to 300 Million.
• Under an executive order by Iain Singleir, Abard finally abolished slavery despite the gradual rise of racial discrimination in government policy.

Year 254

• The countries of the world, especially Africa and South America, reacted to a major volcanic eruption in the south Atlantic. While most reactions were fairly basic concern, Polsk sent 3 patrolling Battlecruisers to investigate, evacuate people from danger, and clear ash clouds.
• The AIWC built its headquarters in Flopairo.
• Polsk's military branches introduced updated roundels.
• Karlsfell and Bangustan were voluntarily annexed into Polsk as a part of a new federal union between the 3.
• Polsk withdrew its occupation forces from Swagonia
• Premier Léo Allard of Yetia and his cabinet discussed a potential invasion of Ortilia.
• The Fifth Confederate States of Yorica seceded from Yorica without a fight, prompting Yorica to forcibly release New Jersey as an independent state.
• Rathattan founded the 'Rathatten Space Force' which didn't really do anything.
• Rathatten released the 'Top Song of the 250s'
• Swagonia faced largescale protests throughout all major cities, leading to the country's dictator surprisingly allowing the formation of a multi-party parliamentary democracy within the country without much of a fight as he claimed that 'it was the plan all along, the people just had to ask'.
• Polsk kept trying to convince Rathatten to be annexed into them.
• Karina Dynasty continued its mass industrialization with Polskan subsidies, ewith new developments including the likes of a new laboratory complex which Polsk was allowed to use.

Year 255

• Bingland invested in acquiring 12 lawnmowers.
• Bingland, Plompystan, and Bingustan formed the "Bingus Union" as an alliance between one another.
• Polsk increased patrols around Lutaria.
• Polsk developed combat chickens.
• A large, smooth, impenitrable, and immovable black monolith was found in a lake on Titan which was continuously sending a signal to the far-side of the Milky Way to find what it was contacting.
• The battle cruiser PSS Warsaw was stripped of its Yamato-Cannon and outfitted with scientific equipment and hibernation pods so that it was retrofitted as the 'Science Cruiser Discovery' built for purely scientific purposes with the assistance of the Artificial Intelligence PAL-9.
• Bangustan released a cheese tierlist.
• YNF increased its military budget.

Year 256

• The Polsk Twin Towers were destroyed in a terrorist attack, leading to a massive shootout in New Warsaw as first responders and security were fired upon by remaining terrorists.
• Polskan "Science Cruiser Discovery" was launched for the first time.
• Jambo Schlatt of the Socialist Technocrats Party won Polsk's presidential elections in a landslide vote.
• Polsk began building cat trees in each public park.
• The Theian Republic reorganized the 'Republic Trade Bloc' into the 'Pan-Theian Bloc', concerning Polsk as it wished to improve relations with the TR.
• A major earthquake happened in New Tehran which destroyed most of the city, with an unknown online individual claiming responsibility. Polsk blamed Jinx and nuked his old hide out from 247, though he wasn't there and managed to protect himself from Bangus' psionic tracking. 20 thousand brand-new Twitter accounts blamed the Theian Republic for the incident, which was largely considered to be false.
• Some politicians in the Yetian Left Democrats Party pushed for a bill to end the Vedan Cultural Death policy, which was vetoed by conservative president Léo Allard.
• The YNF increased its military budget.
• The Military Directorate of Ekkosta was established.
• A Polskan nuclear submarine did a silent recon cruise along the Theian Republic's coast, leading to its detection and a threat from the TR that Polsk shouldn't try to fight them.

Year 257

• In order to fund ongoing projects, the YNF opened up its nation as a base of operations for various Extra-Governmental Agencies without many background checks as long as they pay the 'EGA Tax', with the first group to sign up for this program being the secretive Imperial Council.
• Polsk funded various YNF projects.
• The People's Republic of Baitang was established.
• Anti-Governmand and Anti-Technocracy protests happened in New Warsaw.
• Donius Sienti of the New Technocratic Party was elected president of the Theian Republic.
• Anti-Theian Republic protests occurred in New Warsaw, which the TR tried to pressure Polsk into dispersing which they largely refused (except certain cases) due to it being unconstitutional to prohibit non-riotous protests. This lead to government praise and a mobilization effort.
• Polskan paleontologists found fossils of early Theian lifeforms.
• The Karina Dynasty began manufacturing Polskan ships.
• Uchtadaryo war-planes overlooked the Second Polskan-Republican War's battles for news coverage in the 'Uchtadaryo Times' publication.

Year 258

• The Theian Republic completed the reconstruction of the Theian Republic Military Command Centre.
• Laura Klein of the European Peace Party (Yetia) was elected President of Yetia.
• Claude and her running mate Mojo ran for presidential office in Polsk, eventually achieving victory with support from the Theian Republic.
• Fazbear Entertainment began selling limited-edition 'amogus pizza' which brought in millions of Polskan customers (including the president who "got high and bounced off the walls for 3 hours")
• A new province called Pultria home to chickens was established in northern Polsk.
• A non-aggression pact was signed between Polsk and the Theian Republic.
• Polsk began massacring thousands of ants in a religious frenzy.
• Ekkosta began building the 'northern defensive works'.
• The Imperial Society of Royal Restoration reorganized the Shogunate of Yamato into the Empire of Yamato under absolute monarch Emiyo Yamato.
• Lutaria sang "among us in real life".
• Lineland recovered from the damages of World War 20, leading to a competition for influence known as the 'Great Asian Game' between them and Sizzle, leading to New Sizzle, Uighurstan, and Utsong siding with Lineland while Turkestan sided with Sizzle.
• Lineland began re-integrating Stanovoy.
• Rathatten tried to buy Polsk's 'amogus pizza' but was attacked instead.

Year 259

• An unknown group of people left Yetia via the Mediterranean into the levant, leading to the creation of The Holy Land in a CK-Class reality-restructuring event.
• The Christian Democratic Party of Bohemia won Bohemia's first elections.
• Aristocratic Conservatives seized power in Rome.
• Syndicalists were elected into power in Najova.
• Nova Polskan drug cartels began smuggling copious amounts of narcotics into Yetia as it was greatly destabilized, prompting Yetia to massacre the drug-dealers while remarking on how Nova Polska was a 'former colony' once it thanked Yetia for the crackdown.
• The Volta Republic seceded from Yetia.
• Moesia proposed to form a larger military alliance consisting of the Tritonian Confederacy, its eastern-european protectorates, and other nations such as Ortilia to discourage Yetian aggression.
• Gheyla kept expanding, prompting Vietflop to investigate only to find out it was physically incapable of entering the country.