Yata History Timeline

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Year 57	The second United Nations headquarters was constructed in Vanino, Lineland.
Year 61	The raid of the Luxurian Military Base was scheduled on October 10th, Year 63
Year 62	A 52 year old Luxurian man, named George accidently married a kangaroo on his birthday. The man claimed he thought the kangaroo was a hot woman. George now says that he will not be divorcing his lovely kangaroo wife, though, he did not state why. Yetia and Tritonia sort out their border disputes. The Yetian Refugee Crisis comes to an end as refugees return home. The 'first Spooktober' occurred, leading to several dismantled Eirnics and Attricks, causing havoc in parts of Yetia.
Year 63	Yetia developed a specialized harpoon-gun weapon intended to pierce enemy soldiers and shock them to incapacitate them. Sizzle and Yetia signed a joint alliance. Sizzle and Yetia cooperative on establishing the Yata Boxing Championship in Newtown and Beijing, with Yetia also establishing its own national team. Yetia and Sizzle both began further developing Yata's nascent social media industry. Sarpistan expanded into unclaimed regions of the Sinai peninsula and south-eastern Fertile Crescent. Yetia and Tritonia open embassies in one another. The Sky Palladia is built.
Year 64	Luxuria began a largescale population-growth campaign. Aldren Tremar was crowned as king of Tritonia The Nuelo Cinema is opened. Yetia cancels most of its air-infrastructure projects. The Red Leader fails to convince the Alicorn Kingdom to support him, leading to him deciding to start global warming. Sipedro was established. A small Eirnic village was established in coastal Luxuria.
Year 65	The Technocratic State of Yetia established during The Plague is disbanded, restoring the Kingdom of Yetia under a regency. King Oliver I Yetevia is crowned the new monarch of Yetia, leading a pro-peace and reformist government.
Year 66	Sizzle's suicide rate began increasing. The Yetian National Boxing Association and Sizzlean Boxing Association began official collaborations to set up a rivalry between one another for increased profit, building a large venue.
Year 67	Poavak colonised two new islands. The Yetian Parliament passed the "Increased Funding to Fortifications Act" and the "Balaeric Forts Act", establishing large military bases in the Mediterranean. Oliver I Yetevia vetoed through the "Military-Forces and technology Act", abolishing Yetia's military limitations that came from the Yetian Wars of Reconquest The Yetian Parliament passed the "Naval Arms Act", expanding the Yetian navy. Yetia and Sizzle signed a military alliance. The Yetian military was greatly reorganized, dividing it into a land, air, and naval branch which together elect a supreme commander. Yetia began using imported Llamas as emotional support animals. English Insurgents were donated 2 fishes and a dog for their independence campaign. Spisos began building residential areas. Ireland held a flag referendum, adopting a tricolour.
Year 68	Yetian hikers discovered an abandoned war-android warehouse constructed by the First Yetian Empire during World War 1, which was promptly investigated. An unusual terrorist attack occurred at the abandoned Eirnic Factory Yetia held general elections that led to the victory of the Yetian Social Democratic Party Luxuria held a tea drinking contest, leading to the death of one of the competitors. Hongerswak was established. Rumours about King Peppa Pig George of Luxuria being gay begin circulating, with no official response being made about this situation. Alexander was elected as the prime-minister of Sizzle.
Year 69	A military coup occurred in Poavak, introducing a resurgent pro-Axis government UFO sightings began to increase, with Pedro El Fiesta of Sipedro commenting on their disruptions. Kalevala expanded further into unclaimed territories. Poavak rescinded the Treaty of Jakarta, retaking all occupied territories from Sizzlean rule. Poavak built a new airport. The Kingdom of Nilastan was established. Luxuria colonised southern Italy. A group of anti-establishment figures moved from Kalevalato the unclaimed areas of the Scandinavian Peninsula. Peppa Pig George's nudes were leaked, revealing that he is gay. Scotland and Ireland form the Auld Alliance. Ireland purchased the Isle of Mann from Yetia Yetia held a referendum regarding changing its flag, which failed to pass. Remnants of the governments of the First Yetian Empire and Linelandic Empire joined the YNF, whom began developing war-androids. Sizzle begins facing issues from serial killers and the illegal organ trade, with the culprit eventually being identified to be a surgeon. Hongerswak falsely claimed to have nuclear weapons. Luxuria kept asking other countries for parenting advice, which was later covered up. A Linelandic child broke into Luxuria and was beaten by a farmer for shitting on the street. The Abardean insurgents began brainwashing children and causing terrorist attacks in Lineland, Sizzle, and Luxuria. Fears about the Luxxurian Empire continued to circulate, with Sipedro condemning them after Luxurian Abard suggested invading them after Lineland. Scotland crowned a new king, whom began leading the nation towards a more militaristic path. The YNF expanded its operations in Antarctica, which quickly fell under Yetian investigation once garbled signals began originating from these regions. In order to stop this the YNF hid itself further and began instigating instability in Yetia. The YNF increased its collaboration with Luxuria, providing them with their experimental weaponry.
Year 70	Yetia began negotiations with Sarpistan over land rights. Ireland became the #1 global potato exporter. Dublin Castle was built. Strikes occurred in Luxurian Lineland A drama series about a rich woman falling in love with a robot became popular in Sipedro. A child suggested that the NSE should reenact Danganronpa with Luxurian POWs Most neutral nations began facing refugee crises due to World War 3
Year 71	A movie about human-alien hybrids called "Aliens: Before the Before" existed. Statues honouring Zack Naps were built, becoming sites of mourning for a while. Spisos began to mistreat the population within its occupation zone in Luxuria. Yetia began to colonise New England A horse shooting occurred in Linelandic-occupied Luxuria. Yetia officially granted full independence to Waclaw, making them no longer be a protectorate. Yetia and Waclaw signed a cooperation treaty. Islandia colonised New Caledonia. Relations between the Yetian Commonwealth and Yetian Confederacy began to deteriorate. Cowboys began to operate in occupied Luxuria A social media argument regarding Zack Naps' death occurred. Yetia built two new airships, putting the YAS Independence and YAS Warrior into service. Sipedro suspected that due to the NSE and YNF existing, a resurgent luxurian imperialist movement may one day emerge.
Year 72	All treaties that were agreed upon the end of World War 2 were rescinded. A Yetian guy invented Space Denialism, Flat Earthers and Anti-Vaxxers. Sizzle, now under the leadership of Alex III Robinson, signed a permanent alliance with the New Sizzlean Empire. The leaders of Yetia and England had a bar fight, inventing the game of darts in the process. Furry War 3 occurred, ending in a Gamer victory. Lineland decreased its presence in Linelandic Vancouver after its massive population losses in World War 3 Sipedro began selling sex robots.
Year 73	A Luxurian cowboy egged Denver Gagnon's (Leader of Spisos) house, leading to a public execution being held in the city of Spisos Is Great, Luxurians Are Fat in the Spinese occupied region in Luxuria, leading to further internal tensions. Luvakhia was founded in central Siberia. Luvakhia and Celtic began a fish trading partnership, making Spisos dislike Luvakhia. Yetia held elections, leading to the victory of Emily Delaunay of the Green Party of Yetia with 35% of the vote. Waclaw joined the Eurasian Union.
Year 74	Yetia began a yearly tradition of having a massive christmas tree in Yetia City. Celena George, mother of Peppa Pig George, requested custody over Peppa's son George George. George was initially nervous, yet largely came to like her despite not wanting to move away from his caretakers, leading to them and Celena agreeing to have visits. Spisos held elections due to not having a leader for several months, electing o;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimx to the presidency.
Year 75	Sarpistan officially declared itself to be a socialist state. A West Luxurian soldier had a blogging youtube channel named 'DOWNUNDAH' One of Hongerswak's translators committed suicide, leading to the position being replaced by Skew Auf, whom supposedly was muscular and liked 'walking on peasants'.
Year 76	Sarpistan expanded into further unclaimed lands. Queen Margaret I of Abard was murdered, leading to Abard being annexed by Sizzle. Sizzle returned Alice Springs to West Luxuria, upsetting Islandia Spisos built Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Fruid O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimx met Kamina Pianga on his Space Cruise Ship, remarking that she was pretty cool despite trying to kill him. Spisos and Yorica established the "Emiro-Anchorage Pact" between one another.
Year 77	Newtown became the official capital of Yetia Scotland returned its occupation zone to Luxuria early for £20,000,000 Celtic Football Club was founded in Scotland Turtle Star Football Club was founded in Sizzle England Province became unstable again. Sizzle's involvement in the Sixth England War scared Yetia into expanding its military, with Waclaw leaking this to Sizzle. President Antonio Jose Miguel was assassinated thru poisoning, leading to Yew Haa being elected to the presidency in a snap election. Spisos reported unusual population decreases. Yetia suffered from various fires Furries were sold on the Sizzlean black market as slaves. All Linelandic territories fell to the Socialist Republic of Lineland.
Year 78	The New Luxurian Empire interacted with the nations of the world, asserting that they weren't actually a threat and were ruled by former soldiers instead of anyone important. Their racist and revanchist behaviour made some nations suspicious, yet they seemed to come to the conclusion they were harmless despite their claims of 'making the empire great again'. Mysterious disappearances continued to happen globally, with around a thousand disappearences being reported in each country at an increasing rate. The National Worker's Party of Yetia was founded, quickly gaining a majority of the seats in parliament. The Yetia City-Newtown metro was built using Sizzlean subsidies. Utsong was established. The SYE began testing out the viability of brain implants that improve soldiers' combat capability and loyalty, aiming to "weaponise humanity". Once this was completed its existence was accidentally leaked to the public, leading to major controversy. Spisos and Luxurian stayed neutral regarding the SYE Crisis. The Dogs Nax rock band was formed, soon becoming successful enough to go on tour globally. The SYE began expanding into unclaimed Siberia. A mysterious message only saying "⎅⟒⏃⍀ ⊑⎍⋔", meaning "Dear Hum", was broadcasted. The Smile Naps band makes a song about the Eighth England War. The Smile Naps band makes a hit song called "Jojo fix Jojo fix". Smile Naps made yet another global hit, which preceded a tour of Luxuria, during which they met President Terry Teur. Smile Dog, a member of Smile Naps became very sick after this and went into a coma which was commemorated with another song. A local couple had a break up.
Year 81	The Iconic Dragons and Cardiff Corgis had a rugby game, which the Dragons won. This influenced the people of southern Italy to create a team called Napoli Pepperoni and the people of Sizzle to create a team called Xining Rice. The Xining Rice and the Iconic Dragons had a rugby match. A famous Sipedroan actor named Anya Miquan complained about having to do sexual scenes with a fat, ugly, and unshaved guy, prompting her to move to Luxuria to become more popular in different ways after criticism regarding her complains. Nilastan created a rugby team called the "Pirtil Tigers" A rugby match was held between the Napoli Pepperoni and the Cardiff Corgis, which concluded in a Pepperoni victory. Yetia created a football team named the Yetia City Greens and two rugby teams named the Newtown Eagles and Niederbach Empires. The Nile River was fully mapped out, with a trade route between Hongerswak and Sarpistan promptly being created. Kamina Pianga, leader of Hongerswak, became pregnant with Abul Qasim of Sarpistan's children. It was revealed that George George is left-handed. Sarpistan retrofitted a old NSE boat. Sarpistan prepared to defend itself against threats caused by the Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire. Anya Miquan's nudes were leaked. Keman Simon accused the collapse of Smile Naps of being their own fault. Scotland created a rugby team called Edinburgh RC. Luxuria declared itself to be a neutral state once more, soon to also be joined by Spisos making a similar declaration. President Gerald Martin of Spisos had two strokes and a seizure. The Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire began threatening countries to give them fuel trade deals. Spisos and the NLE accidentally leaked the fact they were in contact with one another. A Sizzle x Yetia wattpad fanfiction was sent to the government of the Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire The son of Alex III Robinson challenged George George to a fight, which George refused. Lineland executed protestors. A rugby match between Xining Rice and the Iconic Dragons was held, ending in a Dragons victory. This led to some bickering between the two. A rugby match was held between Xining Rice and Napoli Pepperoni, ending in a draw. Abard and Scotland held a football match that concluded in a 2-1 victory for Scotland. Breakdancing pandas roamed the streets of Beijing. Luxuria chilled out with kangaroos Bob Walker, who was now homeless, insulted Gerald Martin. Global Warming started. A rugby match was held between the Iconic Dragons and the Cardiff Corgis, concluding in a victory for the Dragons. Celtic FC won a football match against Rangers FC with 1-0 score. Woman Boxing was invented in Sizzle, with the first match between being between Allie and Sophie, ending in a victory for Allie.
Year 82	North Alicorn built a ring road. Yetia continued to complain about Sipedro Luxuria began to put out the ongoing fires in Sipedro while also continuing their efforts in Yetia George George became a teenager with an edgy phase. A major tsunami hit europe after an unexplained explosion occurred in the Atlantic Ocean. A very old sheep died, inducing a "Council of the Rainbow Sheep" to begin rapid duplication. Yetia received funding for its reconstruction. Sizzle bought control over education programs in New Sizzle. Sipedro shot down a Hongerswakan propaganda plane. Taiwan redesigned its flag after breaking free from Linelandic occupation. Taiwan and Islandia founded the Pacific Union alongside Celtic. Sizzle rejoined the Eurasian Union Sizzle built Camp-Dalt in Abard Abard and Skye became allies Sizzle bought Sizzle Island back from Nilastan Two Luxurians shot up Melbourne before being arrested. Stabbings began happening in New Sizzle During a survey of the NLE it was found to now be seemingly abandoned. Celtic FC beat Rangers FC 2-0, leading to a group of Celtic fans being murdered.' Brandon Davey, the brother of the dead Zack Naps, had begun training in Dognaps Gym in order to continue his brother's legacy of a boxer, making him become quite famous. A rugby team called Brudda Star RC was founded in Abard. Alwyn, the top scorer of the Iconic Dragons, was loaned to Xining Rice in return for 20% of their revenue and a bag of rice. A Yetian won the World Boxing Championship. President Rainbow Superman Sheep of Wales got a pet corgi. Naps Dog was canonised as a catholic saint.
Year 83	The fires in Sipedro ended. England colonised the Azores. England made anti-coffee laws. Sipedro refused to open soup kitchens in New Sizzle, convincing the region's inhabitants to do so anyway out of spite. Sipedro and Yetia shot ash at each other due to Yetia making fun of Sipedro for having a emmigration crisis, prompting Sipedro to begin making low-quality housing to fix the situation, which also became a point of ridicule. A skirmish occurred between citizens on the Scotland-England border in which a English man yanked one of the Scots' penises before being stabbed in the eye for this. Brandon Davey fell in love with a Luxurian boxer named Allie, due to her going to Dognaps Gym. Manchester United FC, Liverpool FC, Chelsea FC, Manchester City FC, and Arsenal FC were founded in England. A series of terrorist attacks occurred at border crossings in the British Isles. Celtic FC was declared 'team of the month'. Waclaw held elections in which a man named William won. Niederbach continued its construction efforts. A Sipedroan soldier was killed in New Sizzle by a local vigilante, leading to various anti-Sipedroan riots and killings. The Second Waclaw Pact considered invading Lineland until being distracted by the Yatan-Human Conflict People in northeast Sizzle complained about tainted water supplies. Lineland faced an economic recession Yetia phased out the Yetian Gold Nugget Yetia began its new railway plan that saw the construction of the three major eurasian railways of the North,. Center, and South route under the direction of the Trans-Eurasia company. Yetia began a major expansion project in Yetia City Spisos questioned Luxuria regarding its strange questions during the Yatan-Human Conflict Celtic FC played a game against Barcelona FC, winning 2-1. Manchester United FC won the English Premier League Brendan Rodgers, manager of Celtic FC, left Celtic for Manchester City FC for money. Edinburgh RC played a rugby game against the Iconic Dragons, concluding in a victory for Edinburgh.
Year 84	Luxuria began attempting to solve various missing persons cases after largescale public pressure forced them to act. 60% of Luxurians claimed they would want George George to become their monarch once he was old enough. President Kamina Pianga of Hongerswak posted a video of her and her chldren Heydar Pianga and Safir Pianga, which concluded with one of them shooting the camera. President Abul Qasim of Sarpistan publicly praised this. President Terry Teur of Luxuria named a beach in the country's north-eastern coast 'Burlington Beach' The long-dead King Liam Barney George's cats were found still alive in the Luxurian Founding Building despite their age. George George began dating Aphrodite Alexopoulos after he turned 15. A bank robbery happened in Spisos in which the robber forgot why he was at the bank int he first place, making him stop the robbery and go get a smoothie instead. Utsong put effort into becoming more developed. A guy who ment former King Liam Barney George of Luxuria when he was young explained his experience; "Mate I was defo surprised when oi saw him! OI said outloud "Croikey! Aren't yous Liam!?" he had a lollie in his mouth,and we were also in a Maccas. Then Liam looked roight at me, and said: "Oh, g'day?". And oi thought.. THAT WAS SO GNARLY! I looked out the window of the Maccas, and realoised it was rainin' so I told Liam: "Oi, mate, do ya want my brolly?" And he said: "I.. Huh?" AND THEN HE LEFT! So yea, then the coppers came n' arrested me because oi murdered some ankle biter." President Gerald Martin claimed to have accidentally killed a person. Taiwan claimed to have found the way to win any war, the power of love, which Spisos decided to prove by declaring war on Celtic before someone made Spisos X Celtic Yaoi which made them stop, proving taiwan correct. Sizzle and Yetia agreed on an alliance to stop future genocides. Antarctic ice began freezing again due to Luxuria giving up plastic straws. An unknown disease began spreading throughout Sizzle, even infecting King John Hunter briefly. Yetia began decreasing its carbon emmissions and promoting Yomlish language classes. Yomtachs began inter-species hunting tournaments. Celtic FC played a football game against Rangers FC, concluding in a 2-1 win for Rangers. Celtic spent some time training in Sarpistan after this. Celtic FC played against Aberdeen FC, concluding in a 4-0 win for Celtic. With Yomtachs now integrated into society, they began participating in spots by founding several football teams with "Porgtohtz FC" in Yetia, "Ylmlac Krovh FC" in Luxuria FC, "Noisiced FC" and "Htmard FC" in Sipedro, and Yohteat in England. In order to make things fair Yomtach v Human games always have less Yomtachs due to their superior strength. Yohteat FC played against Liverpool FC, concluding in a 3-2 win for Yohteat. Yohteat FC played against Rangers FC, concluding in a 6-4 win for Yohteat. During this game several anti-yomtach incidents occurred among fans, leading to some skirmishes. Sizzle predicted that an ice age would occur, prompting Yetia to prepare by making a lot of winter clothes. They later announced that they were wrong. The Plague began resurfacing in Sizzle Most countries enacted varying immigration laws regarding Yomtachs. Kangaroo T. released a song called "The Purge Be Coming" Ebola began spreading in Sizzle, which Sizzle decided to also spread to Luxuria by sending running naked ebola-patients into Alice Springs Liverpool FC and Manchester United FC played a game against each other. Murdar Rugby Team was formed as Sizzle's largest rugby team. Murdar Rugby Team played a game against Xining Rice, concluding in a victory for Rice thanks to the presence of Alwyn
Year 85	Empire Village kicked out all Yomtach settlers. Sizzle began putting its various Ebola patients in quarentine. Abard attempted to create a Yomtach-Human Hybrid, which failed as it only created a unfunctional glob of tissue. After receiving complains for being forced to live in the ruins of Capetown, all Yomtachs were soon kicked out of Abard regardless. Gealdmroel BC was formed as the first ever Yomtach basketball club. Skye declared war on Abard, soon being defeated due to its technological inferiority. Skye claimed this was only due to how bad Abard's flag was, confusing the NLE due to Skye's arguably much more hideous flag. Palladia City gained a new building known as the Central Tower (also known as "The Icicle"), which became tied with Sky Palladia as the tallest building on Yata. Sizzle changed its mind about climate change again. The death of John Hunter during the Luxurian Purge lead to members of the Sizzle-Yetia Remnant in Sizzle to begin reconsidering their allegiance. Prime Minister Vance of Yetia was elected into office, putting Yetia down a much more Anti-Sipedro path. The Second Yetian Empire was secretly proclaimed in Greenland. Hongerswak warned its citizens about the evils of the NLE. Scandimar Football Team was formed
Year 86	During an investigation to figure out if Denver Gagnon was still in charge of the NLE a grave marked for Peppa Pig George was found, sparking confusion as he had not been sighted on Yata ever-since he fled into space. The investigation was cut short once the news reporters involved in it were arrested for grave robbery. Crowds of people were then inspired to begin digging to the grave, destroying the skeleton in the process until they too were arrested. Poavak formed an alliance with the NLE. 70 Thousand Ebola cases were reported in Luxuria due to them drinking pee. A Sizzleanguy engineered a deadlier strain of Ebola and threatened to release it, making him be caught in a police standoff in with a Luxurian guy stole a boat to go here and beat up the Sizzlean guy, leading to the Luxurian guy being thrown over to Feep where he became king. 100 Thousand Sizzleans were diagnosed with Ebola Scotland opened its borders. Sizzle invented Bat Soup, freaking out Luxuria, making the government ban it. A rapper called M&M became popular in Sizzle. Sizzle dissed Hongerswak for killing their favourite snowman. The Scotland National FC and Sizzlean National FC played a game, concluding in a 2-0 victory for Scotland. Celtic FC won the Scottish Premier League . Manchester United FC won the English Premier League. Yetia improved its railway infrastructure. Hongerswak began broadcasting news about how they had conquered Beijing from Sizzle, prompting Sizzle to call it fake news. Elmo came out as gay and married King William III Linasburg of Lineland. A satyrical bit (not canon) occurred in which Hongerswak and Sizzle swapped places leading to Hongerswak losing all debt and joining Yetia while Sizzle became an empire, declared war on everybody, and lost. Hongerswak legalised gay marriage. A "Sizzle Guy" was caught for doing bad things Fleeing from the Harsens Disease Outbreak, George George and his family moved to Celtic. Yetia opened a Boba Cafe, Sizzlean Food Restaurant, Sarpistani Grill Restaurant, and a Subway. The Carpathian Mountains disappeared. Yetia planned more railway expansions The NLE took people without Ebola into bunkers while allowing the infected to die. Suharto Povac became the new leader of Poavak, establishing a military dictatorship. Some countries began calling them weird after this. Sizzle adopted a new national anthem The English National FC and Scottish National FC played against each other. George George and Aphrodite Alexopoulos had a child by accident, which they decided to keep. This child was promptly named Liam II George after Liam Barney George due to Celena George's claims of him being a good person.
Year 87	The Tritonian Twister Tower was built in Palladia City as the headquarters of the Bank of Tritonia. George George turned 18. The Republic of Cötes des Corestias was established. Italy was established by Mario Mario. President Henry El Peso shot an unnamed candidate which almost became the ruler of Sipedro due to claims of being the son of Pedro El Fiesta. Greenland was abandoned. Koel El Fiesta-Von Karmen was elected as the new president of Sipedro. George George proposed to Aphrodite Alexopoulos, coinciding with rumours that Aphrodite was pregnant again, which were soon proven correct. Liam II George said his first words; "Father, it appears these are my first words. I am still not the best at the English language, so I might have made a few mistakes.", freaking out his parents. Pizzaland, a small microstate inside Italy, was established. Aphrodite Alexopoulos gave birth to Hades George. The restoration of an imperialistic regime in Sizzle lead to a mass exodus of Yomtachs to Utsong. Sizzle considered attacking into New Sizzle, though it couldn't due to its public opposing such a conflict. An Essential Oils store, Cat Cafe, Nilastani restaurant, 'Hard Rock' cafe, and Pet Fish Store were opened in the Yetia City Shopping Centre Large numbers of Sizzleans moved to Scotland, scaring England. Islandia joined the Second Coalition Sizzle began building concentration camps. The New Luxurian Empire rejoined the Second Waclaw Pact Shaggy appeared and apologised for losing to Peter Griffin during The Snap, only to realise he was at the "wrong time", prompting him to leave in a strange box. Lineland joined the Second Coalition The town of Yuzhno was founded in Lineland. The Third Sizzlean Empire stopped the NLE from invading Skye
Year 88	A series of kidnappings occurred near the mountains of New Luxurian Spisos Celtic declared itself an empire and annexed all unclaimed land with consent from the populace, then promptly disbanding it in order to become the shortest lived empire in history. Aphrodite Alexopoulos became pregnant again, this time with twins. 50 thousand people in Yetia and Sizzle who had previously been injected with the SYE's "Mind Block" implant, leading to their eyes glowing a faint blue. Poavak threatened to nuke Sizzle, which failed due to them not having nukes. Yetia began developing the alps. A fish store in Yetia City was renovated. M-Market was opened in the Yetia City Shopping Centre "TNT Yeeter" came to Yetia "Law" and "Living Crypt" were Supers that participated in the battle royales on Kanashi. King Patrky of Sizzle began dating Katie Johnroo, leading to Katie no longer having to pay rent and taxes. He also protected Katie from a 'super villain' called Loose Cannon that attempted to break into the Royal McDonalds and demanded that the cashier show where the king is. A Super called Fishmaner existed in Celtic. General Esuap trained. Sizzle joined the Second Coalition. Yetia began preparing for war against the nations of the British Isles, freaking out the Second Coalition after it was exposed by Petoria. Heraclio El Fiesta's, Henry El Fiesta's, and Koel El Fiesta-Von Karmen's dark pasts were revealed, with Koel stating the following during a press conference; "Pedro was never really in our lives.. He was usually out drinking, doing crack and partying. But sometimes he did come home, but it was only because he needed a place to stay.. Even though he was president, he was actually really poor.. He spent money on things he didn't need, like drugs, alchohol and prostitutes. Now when he did come home, he was drunk or high. He always ignored us and our problems. A few times we were left starving and dehydrated because our mothers left Pedro in charge of taking care of us. And sometimes... he even hit us when our mothers were gone..(No we did not live in the same house, I was told this by Heraclio and others.). But from what I understand, Pedros father was also like this, but more extreme. Comparing our lives to Pedros, his was MUCH worse.." Yetia forced Kalevala to leave the Second Coalition. King Patrky was interviewed, answering questions such as his relationshop with Katie Johnroo, Sizzle's founding, and 300 people dying. King Patrky and Katie Johnroo went on another date, this time going better other than for some Pro-Alex III hecklers. Tritonia built a sister tower to the Central Pike North Alicorn changed its flag. The Atlas Tower was built in Corestias. The two halves of the Alicorn Kingdom discussed Peppa Pig George. Dolphins became intelligent (?)
Year 89	King Patrky and Katie Johnroo went on another date. Heydar Pianga and Safir Pianga turned 8 years old, which meant that they began learning how to make tanks with their bare hands in the wild. A telescope and a rudamentary 'road network' were built in the North Alicorn Kingdom DNA Electronics was founded in Yetia City On Kanashi, much of the planet's wastelands became akin to apocalyptic warzones where Parahumans fought in gladiatorial-style battles, becoming a popular media franchise among the people of Yata called 'Apex Predator'. 89's Champion was Fire Cell. Heroes Edge, a city inhabited by Parahumans was founded in the unclaimed Rocky Mountains. Primal, a Parahuman living in Heroes Edge, killed a Dragon with a strong physical body yet weak fire, promptly taking its tooth. It was revealed that Foggy Dew was written by Smile Naps but someone else took credit for it. Morduria was founded. Princess Celestia and Rainbow Superman Sheep began dating. Rockslides happened in Spisos. The Mane Six were established in the Alicorn Kingdom. Mordurians learned how to swim. Poavak made staring at cheese in suspicious circumstances illegal. The NLE threatened to conquer Skye, but they successfully refused. Due to the Red Leader's Second Attack on Yata leading to the dimension that YATA takes place in changing, the Deadling ship which collected the Red Leader in the previous timeline only arrived now and failed to take him from his imprisonment in Yata's core. Due to Scandimar's genocides, Yomtachs began losing trust in Humans. Sizzle released "sex footage"
Year 90	Lineland announced new public works and infrastructure projects. Lineland joined the Eurasian Union. Quatritonia opened a massive new ski resort. King Paul of Choros died of the Shadow Plague, leading to King Alexandros of Choros being coronated. Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George gave birth to 3 more children. The NLE tried to declare war on Abard, but this failed due to out-of-universe reasons. The WW5 Cemetary was built in Saporishien. All remaining Tritonians were recovered from underground except for Aldren Tremar and the Octumvirate, who were sealed with a vault door. Erbuja was established. Ireland colonised Iceland A Spaceship orbited Yata before going to Louisiana. Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George announced she was pregnant with her fifth child, Lucas George, who was to be born in 5 months. Rumours of Lucas' death circulated after this for some reason. The NLE announced that a meteor would strike Yata in 10 years, which would destroy all of Afro-Eurasia. The New Sizzlean Empire convinced Sipedro and the NLE to be its allies after it asked every country for such agreements. The Soviet Dolphins raided the NLE, successfully managing to locate valuable targets due to their ability to smell claps. They then threatened to raid Sipedro, but were pacified with doritos. After largescale riots, Ireland was forced to establish the Dependency of Mann as an autonomous region. Vancouver Oblast built a government building and adopted its own flag. Lineland moved its capital from Linasburg to Yakutsk due to Linelandic Russia now consisting of a vast majority of the country's population. Scandimar decided to intervene in the Ninth England War by declaring war on Yetia despite them not being involved and not even being sovereign currently. Once the Second Luxurian-Abardean War began, Scandimar threatened to intervene by declaring war on the NLE, but in response the NLE declared war in response, leading to a argument between the two as they disagreed who was the aggressor, leading to a non-canon interaction involving the nuclear annihilation of both parties with time machines.
Year 91	A mysterious spacecraft and cargo freighter orbited Yata for a while before going to the Amazon Rainforest. Poavak and Nilastan began having tensions. Utsong began implementing cavalry in its army. Bralien was incorporated into the Palladia Metropolitan Area Quatritonia kicked Kalevalaout of the top 5 largest countries ranking. Quatritonia launched several major agricultural projects, convering a huge portion of land between Saporishien, Bralien, and Palladia City into farmland. Nopedro asked for recognition Choros was angered by the NSE's continued control over Cyprus, unsuccessfully demanding that they surrender to them. Quatritonia made another tower. Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George gave birth to Lucas George, soon afterwards becoming pregnant with triplets. Nilastan Tech Support was founded. The NLE did some shady stuff which it covered up. George George's and Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George's family was stated to have died in a car crash according to the Luxurian Media, alleging that the House of George had gone extinct. This was false, and the two made a statement from their home in Celtic verifying that it was a lie. A strange green creature was spotted in the Amazon, prompting Yetia to send an expedition to investigate the new species. The Turkish People's Party (Yetia) incited revolts in Yetia's Turkey Province over its lack of autonomy. Sarpistan expanded to the unclaimed areas north of it, soon afterwards signing a border treaty with Morduria to split the area cleanly between the two. Strange radio broadcasts containing gibberish were sent across the world.
Year 92	King William III Linasburg of Lineland's health began to rapidly decline to the point of needing hospitalisation, leaving the country under Prince-Consort Elmo Linasburg as regent. Lustland was established. Lustland unsuccessfully attempted to convince the NLE to change the name of Luxuria due to it meaning Lust in some languages, claiming it 'did not fit them'. Scandimar attempted to attack Ireland, but this failed due to out-of-universe reasons. Scandimar reached a population of 18 million, of which 3 million were conscripted into its military. The New Sizzlean Empire crowned General Zheng as their king.
Year 93	A robot of unknown extraterrestrial origin was trapped on Yata for many centuries. Sipedro took notice of the recent increases in the Parahuman population, prompting them to decide to create a 'Hero School' where people with anomalous abilities could hone their talents. Sipedro proposed a treaty banning the use of Anomalies in warfare. Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George gave birth to twiplets by the names of Arlo George, Poseidon George, and George Jr. George. Quatritonia largely completed the Stramiastreico Palladia skyscraper. A mysterious group of people bought physically strong prisoners from impoverished countries. A panda called Sir Wilhelm lived in the Yetia City Shopping Centre The first floor of the Yetia City Shopping Centre was built. The leader of the NLE spilled their coffee. Aparty was established.
Year 94	A group of Penguins became sapient. Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George gave birth to Harriet George, her 9th child. Scandimar's population grew to 22.9 million, of which a majority were children.
Year 95	Yakamotian president Hashatoto Makayo resigned. Hongerswak objected to Yetia declaring itself neutral. Aparty built the Centennial Tower (also known as the Aparty Tower), being the largeest building outside of the Tritonia-sphere. East Tritonia soon installed laser tower machinery onto it. A series of communications from Poavak were intercepted stating 'Begin testing procedures for the new experiment' and 'That tech seems to work'. Dzaphania was established. Yamalia was established. The Treaty of Yakutsk expired, leading to Sipedroan New Sizzle being returned to Sizzle, leading to largescale Sipedroan migration out of the territory. Islandia implemented significant decentralizing reforms that led to each island gaining its own ruling prince. Asophania was established as the first country on Antarctica. The Bashnya Tower was built in Salekhard, Yamalia Protests occurred in North Italy Province.
Year 96	Asophania sighted several instances of green flashing eyes in the newly established Asolab's cavern. The NLE made flags for its new colonies. The village of Wesiri was founded in New Luxurian Poavak. New Luxurian Poavak's population increased quickly. The Sawu fishing station was built in New Luxurian Poavak The Kingdom of Nilastan was reorganized into the Republic of Nilastan as a result of a referendum. Dog Naps was knighted as a national hero.

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