Yata History Timeline

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Minor Events
Year 57	The second United Nations headquarters was constructed in Vanino, Lineland.
Year 61	The raid of the Luxurian Military Base was scheduled on October 10th, Year 63
Year 62	A 52 year old Luxurian man, named George accidently married a kangaroo on his birthday. The man claimed he thought the kangaroo was a hot woman. George now says that he will not be divorcing his lovely kangaroo wife, though, he did not state why. Yetia and Tritonia sort out their border disputes. The Yetian Refugee Crisis comes to an end as refugees return home. The 'first Spooktober' occurred, leading to several dismantled Eirnics and Attricks, causing havoc in parts of Yetia.
Year 63	Yetia developed a specialized harpoon-gun weapon intended to pierce enemy soldiers and shock them to incapacitate them. Sizzle and Yetia signed a joint alliance. Sizzle and Yetia cooperative on establishing the Yata Boxing Championship in Newtown and Beijing, with Yetia also establishing its own national team. Yetia and Sizzle both began further developing Yata's nascent social media industry. Sarpistan expanded into unclaimed regions of the Sinai peninsula and south-eastern Fertile Crescent. Yetia and Tritonia open embassies in one another. The Sky Palladia is built.
Year 64	Luxuria began a largescale population-growth campaign. Aldren Tremar was crowned as king of Tritonia The Nuelo Cinema is opened. Yetia cancels most of its air-infrastructure projects. The Red Leader fails to convince the Alicorn Kingdom to support him, leading to him deciding to start global warming. Sipedro was established. A small Eirnic village was established in coastal Luxuria.
Year 65	The Technocratic State of Yetia established during The Plague is disbanded, restoring the Kingdom of Yetia under a regency. King Oliver I Yetevia is crowned the new monarch of Yetia, leading a pro-peace and reformist government.
Year 66	Sizzle's suicide rate began increasing. The Yetian National Boxing Association and Sizzlean Boxing Association began official collaborations to set up a rivalry between one another for increased profit, building a large venue.
Year 67	Poavak colonised two new islands. The Yetian Parliament passed the "Increased Funding to Fortifications Act" and the "Balaeric Forts Act", establishing large military bases in the Mediterranean. Oliver I Yetevia vetoed through the "Military-Forces and technology Act", abolishing Yetia's military limitations that came from the Yetian Wars of Reconquest The Yetian Parliament passed the "Naval Arms Act", expanding the Yetian navy. Yetia and Sizzle signed a military alliance. The Yetian military was greatly reorganized, dividing it into a land, air, and naval branch which together elect a supreme commander. Yetia began using imported Llamas as emotional support animals. English Insurgents were donated 2 fishes and a dog for their independence campaign. Spisos began building residential areas. Ireland held a flag referendum, adopting a tricolour.
Year 68	Yetian hikers discovered an abandoned war-android warehouse constructed by the First Yetian Empire during World War 1, which was promptly investigated. An unusual terrorist attack occurred at the abandoned Eirnic Factory Yetia held general elections that led to the victory of the Yetian Social Democratic Party Luxuria held a tea drinking contest, leading to the death of one of the competitors. Hongerswak was established. Rumours about King Peppa Pig George of Luxuria being gay begin circulating, with no official response being made about this situation. Alexander was elected as the prime-minister of Sizzle.
Year 69	A military coup occurred in Poavak, introducing a resurgent pro-Axis government UFO sightings began to increase, with Pedro El Fiesta of Sipedro commenting on their disruptions. Kalevala expanded further into unclaimed territories. Poavak rescinded the Treaty of Jakarta, retaking all occupied territories from Sizzlean rule. Poavak built a new airport. The Kingdom of Nilastan was established. Luxuria colonised southern Italy. A group of anti-establishment figures moved from Kalevalato the unclaimed areas of the Scandinavian Peninsula. Peppa Pig George's nudes were leaked, revealing that he is gay. Scotland and Ireland form the Auld Alliance. Ireland purchased the Isle of Mann from Yetia Yetia held a referendum regarding changing its flag, which failed to pass. Remnants of the governments of the First Yetian Empire and Linelandic Empire joined the YNF, whom began developing war-androids. Sizzle begins facing issues from serial killers and the illegal organ trade, with the culprit eventually being identified to be a surgeon. Hongerswak falsely claimed to have nuclear weapons. Luxuria kept asking other countries for parenting advice, which was later covered up. A Linelandic child broke into Luxuria and was beaten by a farmer for shitting on the street. The Abardean insurgents began brainwashing children and causing terrorist attacks in Lineland, Sizzle, and Luxuria. Fears about the Luxxurian Empire continued to circulate, with Sipedro condemning them after Luxurian Abard suggested invading them after Lineland. Scotland crowned a new king, whom began leading the nation towards a more militaristic path. The YNF expanded its operations in Antarctica, which quickly fell under Yetian investigation once garbled signals began originating from these regions. In order to stop this the YNF hid itself further and began instigating instability in Yetia. The YNF increased its collaboration with Luxuria, providing them with their experimental weaponry.
Year 70	Yetia began negotiations with Sarpistan over land rights. Ireland became the #1 global potato exporter. Dublin Castle was built. Strikes occurred in Luxurian Lineland A drama series about a rich woman falling in love with a robot became popular in Sipedro. A child suggested that the NSE should reenact Danganronpa with Luxurian POWs Most neutral nations began facing refugee crises due to World War 3
Year 71	A movie about human-alien hybrids called "Aliens: Before the Before" existed. Statues honouring Zack Naps were built, becoming sites of mourning for a while. Spisos began to mistreat the population within its occupation zone in Luxuria. Yetia began to colonise New England A horse shooting occurred in Linelandic-occupied Luxuria. Yetia officially granted full independence to Waclaw, making them no longer be a protectorate. Yetia and Waclaw signed a cooperation treaty. Islandia colonised New Caledonia. Relations between the Yetian Commonwealth and Yetian Confederacy began to deteriorate. Cowboys began to operate in occupied Luxuria A social media argument regarding Zack Naps' death occurred. Yetia built two new airships, putting the YAS Independence and YAS Warrior into service. Sipedro suspected that due to the NSE and YNF existing, a resurgent luxurian imperialist movement may one day emerge.
Year 72	All treaties that were agreed upon the end of World War 2 were rescinded. A Yetian guy invented Space Denialism, Flat Earthers and Anti-Vaxxers. Sizzle, now under the leadership of Alex III Robinson, signed a permanent alliance with the New Sizzlean Empire. The leaders of Yetia and England had a bar fight, inventing the game of darts in the process. Furry War 3 occurred, ending in a Gamer victory. Lineland decreased its presence in Linelandic Vancouver after its massive population losses in World War 3 Sipedro began selling sex robots.
Year 73	A Luxurian cowboy egged Denver Gagnon's (Leader of Spisos) house, leading to a public execution being held in the city of Spisos Is Great, Luxurians Are Fat in the Spinese occupied region in Luxuria, leading to further internal tensions. Luvakhia was founded in central Siberia. Luvakhia and Celtic began a fish trading partnership, making Spisos dislike Luvakhia. Yetia held elections, leading to the victory of Emily Delaunay of the Green Party of Yetia with 35% of the vote. Waclaw joined the Eurasian Union.
Year 74	Yetia began a yearly tradition of having a massive christmas tree in Yetia City. Celena George, mother of Peppa Pig George, requested custody over Peppa's son George George. George was initially nervous, yet largely came to like her despite not wanting to move away from his caretakers, leading to them and Celena agreeing to have visits. Spisos held elections due to not having a leader for several months, electing o;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimx to the presidency.
Year 75	Sarpistan officially declared itself to be a socialist state. A West Luxurian soldier had a blogging youtube channel named 'DOWNUNDAH' One of Hongerswak's translators committed suicide, leading to the position being replaced by Skew Auf, whom supposedly was muscular and liked 'walking on peasants'.
Year 76	Sarpistan expanded into further unclaimed lands. Queen Margaret I of Abard was murdered, leading to Abard being annexed by Sizzle. Sizzle returned Alice Springs to West Luxuria, upsetting Islandia Spisos built Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Fruid O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimx met Kamina Pianga on his Space Cruise Ship, remarking that she was pretty cool despite trying to kill him. Spisos and Yorica established the "Emiro-Anchorage Pact" between one another.
Year 77	Newtown became the official capital of Yetia Scotland returned its occupation zone to Luxuria early for £20,000,000 Celtic Football Club was founded in Scotland Turtle Star Football Club was founded in Sizzle England Province became unstable again. Sizzle's involvement in the Sixth England War scared Yetia into expanding its military, with Waclaw leaking this to Sizzle. President Antonio Jose Miguel was assassinated thru poisoning, leading to Yew Haa being elected to the presidency in a snap election. Spisos reported unusual population decreases. Yetia suffered from various fires Furries were sold on the Sizzlean black market as slaves. All Linelandic territories fell to the Socialist Republic of Lineland.
Year 78	The New Luxurian Empire interacted with the nations of the world, asserting that they weren't actually a threat and were ruled by former soldiers instead of anyone important. Their racist and revanchist behaviour made some nations suspicious, yet they seemed to come to the conclusion they were harmless despite their claims of 'making the empire great again'. Mysterious disappearances continued to happen globally, with around a thousand disappearences being reported in each country at an increasing rate. The National Worker's Party of Yetia was founded, quickly gaining a majority of the seats in parliament. The Yetia City-Newtown metro was built using Sizzlean subsidies. Utsong was established. The SYE began testing out the viability of brain implants that improve soldiers' combat capability and loyalty, aiming to "weaponise humanity". Once this was completed its existence was accidentally leaked to the public, leading to major controversy. Spisos and Luxurian stayed neutral regarding the SYE Crisis. The Dogs Nax rock band was formed, soon becoming successful enough to go on tour globally. The SYE began expanding into unclaimed Siberia. A mysterious message only saying "⎅⟒⏃⍀ ⊑⎍⋔", meaning "Dear Hum", was broadcasted. The Smile Naps band makes a song about the Eighth England War. The Smile Naps band makes a hit song called "Jojo fix Jojo fix". Smile Naps made yet another global hit, which preceded a tour of Luxuria, during which they met President Terry Teur. Smile Dog, a member of Smile Naps became very sick after this and went into a coma which was commemorated with another song. A local couple had a break up.
Year 79	Smile Naps toured Luxuria again, having another meeting with Terry Teur, though they stayed away from him due to him supposedly having The Plague despite him clarifying it was a 'different type of plague'. This incident caused conspiracies of him being an alien to begin circulating, which were promptly disproven. Palladia City completed stage 2 of its construction, including a rebuilt airport, moved old city, and a city park. Lord Henry Cavendish, a major industrialist, was elected to the position of Grand Chancellor in Catania after running on a pro-industry, anti-unemployment, and anti-syndicalist campaign. Sipedro began reconstruction efforts in its occupation zones in Yetia and Sizzle, building schools, restaurants, and apartment buildings throughout Newtown and New Sizzle Kamina Pianga of Hongerswak and Abul Qasim of Sarpistan officially engaged after Kamina proposed to Abul. Thanks to Yata's core now being full of Void Energy various new alloys utilising the energy began to be commonplace, allowing usage of limited antigravity technologies. An unidentified alien vessel retrieved the artefact holding the Red Leader from Yata's core. In order to cope with the post-war recession, regions across the British Isles began making football teams and competitions such as the Scottish Premier League. Ideas of independence grew among the English populace The Football World Cup was founded. An English person took a shit on the streets of Edinburgh, leading to a drunken fight. Golden Sands Waterpark was built in Palladia City A railway between Palladia City and Pietari was built.
Year 80	The Palladia Metrotank was built to store millions of gallons of water. Ireland began planning colonisation efforts into far-away lands. Palladia City reached 'Phase 3' of its construction efforts. Dog Naps became the oldest still living person. Wales was founded as a microstate. Skye was established, soon revealing themselves to have originated during Ancient History. Feep was established, soon unsuccessfully attempting to convince Hongerswak to unite. Skye and Sipedro had an argument over Skye's flag being ugly. Skye began doing welfare. Tensions erupted in Sipedro due to their new government failing to acknowledge world events. Taiwan began reconstruction efforts. The Channel Bridge was destroyed. A Dynatuber going by the name Mr. Lion began giving away cars and making free banks, leading to suspicion of his videos being fake. Dad's Tavern was opened in Plymouth. Two rugby teams known as the Iconic Dragons and the Cardiff Corgis were formed in Wales. Lustland was briefly established, only to collapse in a week due to instability. Wales joined the Auld Alliance. The remnants of Smile Naps released an unreleased song.
Year 81	The Iconic Dragons and Cardiff Corgis had a rugby game, which the Dragons won. This influenced the people of southern Italy to create a team called Napoli Pepperoni and the people of Sizzle to create a team called Xining Rice. The Xining Rice and the Iconic Dragons had a rugby match. A famous Sipedroan actor named Anya Miquan complained about having to do sexual scenes with a fat, ugly, and unshaved guy, prompting her to move to Luxuria to become more popular in different ways after criticism regarding her complains. Nilastan created a rugby team called the "Pirtil Tigers" A rugby match was held between the Napoli Pepperoni and the Cardiff Corgis, which concluded in a Pepperoni victory. Yetia created a football team named the Yetia City Greens and two rugby teams named the Newtown Eagles and Niederbach Empires. The Nile River was fully mapped out, with a trade route between Hongerswak and Sarpistan promptly being created. Kamina Pianga, leader of Hongerswak, became pregnant with Abul Qasim of Sarpistan's children. It was revealed that George George is left-handed. Sarpistan retrofitted a old NSE boat. Sarpistan prepared to defend itself against threats caused by the Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire. Anya Miquan's nudes were leaked. Keman Simon accused the collapse of Smile Naps of being their own fault. Scotland created a rugby team called Edinburgh RC. Luxuria declared itself to be a neutral state once more, soon to also be joined by Spisos making a similar declaration. President Gerald Martin of Spisos had two strokes and a seizure. The Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire began threatening countries to give them fuel trade deals. Spisos and the NLE accidentally leaked the fact they were in contact with one another. A Sizzle x Yetia wattpad fanfiction was sent to the government of the Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire The son of Alex III Robinson challenged George George to a fight, which George refused. Lineland executed protestors. A rugby match between Xining Rice and the Iconic Dragons was held, ending in a Dragons victory. This led to some bickering between the two. A rugby match was held between Xining Rice and Napoli Pepperoni, ending in a draw. Abard and Scotland held a football match that concluded in a 2-1 victory for Scotland. Breakdancing pandas roamed the streets of Beijing. Luxuria chilled out with kangaroos Bob Walker, who was now homeless, insulted Gerald Martin. Global Warming started. A rugby match was held between the Iconic Dragons and the Cardiff Corgis, concluding in a victory for the Dragons. Celtic FC won a football match against Rangers FC with 1-0 score. Woman Boxing was invented in Sizzle, with the first match between being between Allie and Sophie, ending in a victory for Allie.
Year 82	North Alicorn built a ring road. Yetia continued to complain about Sipedro Luxuria began to put out the ongoing fires in Sipedro while also continuing their efforts in Yetia George George became a teenager with an edgy phase. A major tsunami hit europe after an unexplained explosion occurred in the Atlantic Ocean. A very old sheep died, inducing a "Council of the Rainbow Sheep" to begin rapid duplication. Yetia received funding for its reconstruction. Sizzle bought control over education programs in New Sizzle. Sipedro shot down a Hongerswakan propaganda plane. Taiwan redesigned its flag after breaking free from Linelandic occupation. Taiwan and Islandia founded the Pacific Union alongside Celtic. Sizzle rejoined the Eurasian Union Sizzle built Camp-Dalt in Abard Abard and Skye became allies Sizzle bought Sizzle Island back from Nilastan Two Luxurians shot up Melbourne before being arrested. Stabbings began happening in New Sizzle During a survey of the NLE it was found to now be seemingly abandoned. Celtic FC beat Rangers FC 2-0, leading to a group of Celtic fans being murdered.' Brandon Davey, the brother of the dead Zack Naps, had begun training in Dognaps Gym in order to continue his brother's legacy of a boxer, making him become quite famous. A rugby team called Brudda Star RC was founded in Abard. Alwyn, the top scorer of the Iconic Dragons, was loaned to Xining Rice in return for 20% of their revenue and a bag of rice. A Yetian won the World Boxing Championship. President Rainbow Superman Sheep of Wales got a pet corgi. Naps Dog was canonised as a catholic saint.
Year 83	The fires in Sipedro ended. England colonised the Azores. England made anti-coffee laws. Sipedro refused to open soup kitchens in New Sizzle, convincing the region's inhabitants to do so anyway out of spite. Sipedro and Yetia shot ash at each other due to Yetia making fun of Sipedro for having a emmigration crisis, prompting Sipedro to begin making low-quality housing to fix the situation, which also became a point of ridicule. A skirmish occurred between citizens on the Scotland-England border in which a English man yanked one of the Scots' penises before being stabbed in the eye for this. Brandon Davey fell in love with a Luxurian boxer named Allie, due to her going to Dognaps Gym. Manchester United FC, Liverpool FC, Chelsea FC, Manchester City FC, and Arsenal FC were founded in England. A series of terrorist attacks occurred at border crossings in the British Isles. Celtic FC was declared 'team of the month'. Waclaw held elections in which a man named William won. Niederbach continued its construction efforts. A Sipedroan soldier was killed in New Sizzle by a local vigilante, leading to various anti-Sipedroan riots and killings. The Second Waclaw Pact considered invading Lineland until being distracted by the Yatan-Human Conflict People in northeast Sizzle complained about tainted water supplies. Lineland faced an economic recession Yetia phased out the Yetian Gold Nugget Yetia began its new railway plan that saw the construction of the three major eurasian railways of the North,. Center, and South route under the direction of the Trans-Eurasia company. Yetia began a major expansion project in Yetia City Spisos questioned Luxuria regarding its strange questions during the Yatan-Human Conflict Celtic FC played a game against Barcelona FC, winning 2-1. Manchester United FC won the English Premier League Brendan Rodgers, manager of Celtic FC, left Celtic for Manchester City FC for money. Edinburgh RC played a rugby game against the Iconic Dragons, concluding in a victory for Edinburgh.
Year 84	Luxuria began attempting to solve various missing persons cases after largescale public pressure forced them to act. 60% of Luxurians claimed they would want George George to become their monarch once he was old enough. President Kamina Pianga of Hongerswak posted a video of her and her chldren Heydar Pianga and Safir Pianga, which concluded with one of them shooting the camera. President Abul Qasim of Sarpistan publicly praised this. President Terry Teur of Luxuria named a beach in the country's north-eastern coast 'Burlington Beach' The long-dead King Liam Barney George's cats were found still alive in the Luxurian Founding Building despite their age. George George began dating Aphrodite Alexopoulos after he turned 15. A bank robbery happened in Spisos in which the robber forgot why he was at the bank int he first place, making him stop the robbery and go get a smoothie instead. Utsong put effort into becoming more developed. A guy who ment former King Liam Barney George of Luxuria when he was young explained his experience; "Mate I was defo surprised when oi saw him! OI said outloud "Croikey! Aren't yous Liam!?" he had a lollie in his mouth,and we were also in a Maccas. Then Liam looked roight at me, and said: "Oh, g'day?". And oi thought.. THAT WAS SO GNARLY! I looked out the window of the Maccas, and realoised it was rainin' so I told Liam: "Oi, mate, do ya want my brolly?" And he said: "I.. Huh?" AND THEN HE LEFT! So yea, then the coppers came n' arrested me because oi murdered some ankle biter." President Gerald Martin claimed to have accidentally killed a person. Taiwan claimed to have found the way to win any war, the power of love, which Spisos decided to prove by declaring war on Celtic before someone made Spisos X Celtic Yaoi which made them stop, proving taiwan correct. Sizzle and Yetia agreed on an alliance to stop future genocides. Antarctic ice began freezing again due to Luxuria giving up plastic straws. An unknown disease began spreading throughout Sizzle, even infecting King John Hunter briefly. Yetia began decreasing its carbon emmissions and promoting Yomlish language classes. Yomtachs began inter-species hunting tournaments. Celtic FC played a football game against Rangers FC, concluding in a 2-1 win for Rangers. Celtic spent some time training in Sarpistan after this. Celtic FC played against Aberdeen FC, concluding in a 4-0 win for Celtic. With Yomtachs now integrated into society, they began participating in spots by founding several football teams with "Porgtohtz FC" in Yetia, "Ylmlac Krovh FC" in Luxuria FC, "Noisiced FC" and "Htmard FC" in Sipedro, and Yohteat in England. In order to make things fair Yomtach v Human games always have less Yomtachs due to their superior strength. Yohteat FC played against Liverpool FC, concluding in a 3-2 win for Yohteat. Yohteat FC played against Rangers FC, concluding in a 6-4 win for Yohteat. During this game several anti-yomtach incidents occurred among fans, leading to some skirmishes. Sizzle predicted that an ice age would occur, prompting Yetia to prepare by making a lot of winter clothes. They later announced that they were wrong. The Plague began resurfacing in Sizzle Most countries enacted varying immigration laws regarding Yomtachs. Kangaroo T. released a song called "The Purge Be Coming" Ebola began spreading in Sizzle, which Sizzle decided to also spread to Luxuria by sending running naked ebola-patients into Alice Springs Liverpool FC and Manchester United FC played a game against each other. Murdar Rugby Team was formed as Sizzle's largest rugby team. Murdar Rugby Team played a game against Xining Rice, concluding in a victory for Rice thanks to the presence of Alwyn
Year 85	Empire Village kicked out all Yomtach settlers. Sizzle began putting its various Ebola patients in quarentine. Abard attempted to create a Yomtach-Human Hybrid, which failed as it only created a unfunctional glob of tissue. After receiving complains for being forced to live in the ruins of Capetown, all Yomtachs were soon kicked out of Abard regardless. Gealdmroel BC was formed as the first ever Yomtach basketball club. Skye declared war on Abard, soon being defeated due to its technological inferiority. Skye claimed this was only due to how bad Abard's flag was, confusing the NLE due to Skye's arguably much more hideous flag. Palladia City gained a new building known as the Central Tower (also known as "The Icicle"), which became tied with Sky Palladia as the tallest building on Yata. Sizzle changed its mind about climate change again. The death of John Hunter during the Luxurian Purge lead to members of the Sizzle-Yetia Remnant in Sizzle to begin reconsidering their allegiance. Prime Minister Vance of Yetia was elected into office, putting Yetia down a much more Anti-Sipedro path. The Second Yetian Empire was secretly proclaimed in Greenland. Hongerswak warned its citizens about the evils of the NLE. Scandimar Football Team was formed
Year 86	During an investigation to figure out if Denver Gagnon was still in charge of the NLE a grave marked for Peppa Pig George was found, sparking confusion as he had not been sighted on Yata ever-since he fled into space. The investigation was cut short once the news reporters involved in it were arrested for grave robbery. Crowds of people were then inspired to begin digging to the grave, destroying the skeleton in the process until they too were arrested. Poavak formed an alliance with the NLE. 70 Thousand Ebola cases were reported in Luxuria due to them drinking pee. A Sizzleanguy engineered a deadlier strain of Ebola and threatened to release it, making him be caught in a police standoff in with a Luxurian guy stole a boat to go here and beat up the Sizzlean guy, leading to the Luxurian guy being thrown over to Feep where he became king. 100 Thousand Sizzleans were diagnosed with Ebola Scotland opened its borders. Sizzle invented Bat Soup, freaking out Luxuria, making the government ban it. A rapper called M&M became popular in Sizzle. Sizzle dissed Hongerswak for killing their favourite snowman. The Scotland National FC and Sizzlean National FC played a game, concluding in a 2-0 victory for Scotland. Celtic FC won the Scottish Premier League . Manchester United FC won the English Premier League. Yetia improved its railway infrastructure. Hongerswak began broadcasting news about how they had conquered Beijing from Sizzle, prompting Sizzle to call it fake news. Elmo came out as gay and married King William III Linasburg of Lineland. A satyrical bit (not canon) occurred in which Hongerswak and Sizzle swapped places leading to Hongerswak losing all debt and joining Yetia while Sizzle became an empire, declared war on everybody, and lost. Hongerswak legalised gay marriage. A "Sizzle Guy" was caught for doing bad things Fleeing from the Harsens Disease Outbreak, George George and his family moved to Celtic. Yetia opened a Boba Cafe, Sizzlean Food Restaurant, Sarpistani Grill Restaurant, and a Subway. The Carpathian Mountains disappeared. Yetia planned more railway expansions The NLE took people without Ebola into bunkers while allowing the infected to die. Suharto Povac became the new leader of Poavak, establishing a military dictatorship. Some countries began calling them weird after this. Sizzle adopted a new national anthem The English National FC and Scottish National FC played against each other. George George and Aphrodite Alexopoulos had a child by accident, which they decided to keep. This child was promptly named Liam II George after Liam Barney George due to Celena George's claims of him being a good person.
Year 87	The Tritonian Twister Tower was built in Palladia City as the headquarters of the Bank of Tritonia. George George turned 18. The Republic of Cötes des Corestias was established. Italy was established by Mario Mario. President Henry El Peso shot an unnamed candidate which almost became the ruler of Sipedro due to claims of being the son of Pedro El Fiesta. Greenland was abandoned. Koel El Fiesta-Von Karmen was elected as the new president of Sipedro. George George proposed to Aphrodite Alexopoulos, coinciding with rumours that Aphrodite was pregnant again, which were soon proven correct. Liam II George said his first words; "Father, it appears these are my first words. I am still not the best at the English language, so I might have made a few mistakes.", freaking out his parents. Pizzaland, a small microstate inside Italy, was established. Aphrodite Alexopoulos gave birth to Hades George. The restoration of an imperialistic regime in Sizzle lead to a mass exodus of Yomtachs to Utsong. Sizzle considered attacking into New Sizzle, though it couldn't due to its public opposing such a conflict. An Essential Oils store, Cat Cafe, Nilastani restaurant, 'Hard Rock' cafe, and Pet Fish Store were opened in the Yetia City Shopping Centre Large numbers of Sizzleans moved to Scotland, scaring England. Islandia joined the Second Coalition Sizzle began building concentration camps. The New Luxurian Empire rejoined the Second Waclaw Pact Shaggy appeared and apologised for losing to Peter Griffin during The Snap, only to realise he was at the "wrong time", prompting him to leave in a strange box. Lineland joined the Second Coalition The town of Yuzhno was founded in Lineland. The Third Sizzlean Empire stopped the NLE from invading Skye
Year 88	A series of kidnappings occurred near the mountains of New Luxurian Spisos Celtic declared itself an empire and annexed all unclaimed land with consent from the populace, then promptly disbanding it in order to become the shortest lived empire in history. Aphrodite Alexopoulos became pregnant again, this time with twins. 50 thousand people in Yetia and Sizzle who had previously been injected with the SYE's "Mind Block" implant, leading to their eyes glowing a faint blue. Poavak threatened to nuke Sizzle, which failed due to them not having nukes. Yetia began developing the alps. A fish store in Yetia City was renovated. M-Market was opened in the Yetia City Shopping Centre "TNT Yeeter" came to Yetia "Law" and "Living Crypt" were Supers that participated in the battle royales on Kanashi. King Patrky of Sizzle began dating Katie Johnroo, leading to Katie no longer having to pay rent and taxes. He also protected Katie from a 'super villain' called Loose Cannon that attempted to break into the Royal McDonalds and demanded that the cashier show where the king is. A Super called Fishmaner existed in Celtic. General Esuap trained. Sizzle joined the Second Coalition. Yetia began preparing for war against the nations of the British Isles, freaking out the Second Coalition after it was exposed by Petoria. Heraclio El Fiesta's, Henry El Fiesta's, and Koel El Fiesta-Von Karmen's dark pasts were revealed, with Koel stating the following during a press conference; "Pedro was never really in our lives.. He was usually out drinking, doing crack and partying. But sometimes he did come home, but it was only because he needed a place to stay.. Even though he was president, he was actually really poor.. He spent money on things he didn't need, like drugs, alchohol and prostitutes. Now when he did come home, he was drunk or high. He always ignored us and our problems. A few times we were left starving and dehydrated because our mothers left Pedro in charge of taking care of us. And sometimes... he even hit us when our mothers were gone..(No we did not live in the same house, I was told this by Heraclio and others.). But from what I understand, Pedros father was also like this, but more extreme. Comparing our lives to Pedros, his was MUCH worse.." Yetia forced Kalevala to leave the Second Coalition. King Patrky was interviewed, answering questions such as his relationshop with Katie Johnroo, Sizzle's founding, and 300 people dying. King Patrky and Katie Johnroo went on another date, this time going better other than for some Pro-Alex III hecklers. Tritonia built a sister tower to the Central Pike North Alicorn changed its flag. The Atlas Tower was built in Corestias. The two halves of the Alicorn Kingdom discussed Peppa Pig George. Dolphins became intelligent (?)
Year 89	King Patrky and Katie Johnroo went on another date. Heydar Pianga and Safir Pianga turned 8 years old, which meant that they began learning how to make tanks with their bare hands in the wild. A telescope and a rudamentary 'road network' were built in the North Alicorn Kingdom DNA Electronics was founded in Yetia City On Kanashi, much of the planet's wastelands became akin to apocalyptic warzones where Parahumans fought in gladiatorial-style battles, becoming a popular media franchise among the people of Yata called 'Apex Predator'. 89's Champion was Fire Cell. Heroes Edge, a city inhabited by Parahumans was founded in the unclaimed Rocky Mountains. Primal, a Parahuman living in Heroes Edge, killed a Dragon with a strong physical body yet weak fire, promptly taking its tooth. It was revealed that Foggy Dew was written by Smile Naps but someone else took credit for it. Morduria was founded. Princess Celestia and Rainbow Superman Sheep began dating. Rockslides happened in Spisos. The Mane Six were established in the Alicorn Kingdom. Mordurians learned how to swim. Poavak made staring at cheese in suspicious circumstances illegal. The NLE threatened to conquer Skye, but they successfully refused. Due to the Red Leader's Second Attack on Yata leading to the dimension that YATA takes place in changing, the Deadling ship which collected the Red Leader in the previous timeline only arrived now and failed to take him from his imprisonment in Yata's core. Due to Scandimar's genocides, Yomtachs began losing trust in Humans. Sizzle released "sex footage"
Year 90	Lineland announced new public works and infrastructure projects. Lineland joined the Eurasian Union. Quatritonia opened a massive new ski resort. King Paul of Choros died of the Shadow Plague, leading to King Alexandros of Choros being coronated. Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George gave birth to 3 more children. The NLE tried to declare war on Abard, but this failed due to out-of-universe reasons. The WW5 Cemetary was built in Saporishien. All remaining Tritonians were recovered from underground except for Aldren Tremar and the Octumvirate, who were sealed with a vault door. Erbuja was established. Ireland colonised Iceland A Spaceship orbited Yata before going to Louisiana. Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George announced she was pregnant with her fifth child, Lucas George, who was to be born in 5 months. Rumours of Lucas' death circulated after this for some reason. The NLE announced that a meteor would strike Yata in 10 years, which would destroy all of Afro-Eurasia. The New Sizzlean Empire convinced Sipedro and the NLE to be its allies after it asked every country for such agreements. The Soviet Dolphins raided the NLE, successfully managing to locate valuable targets due to their ability to smell claps. They then threatened to raid Sipedro, but were pacified with doritos. After largescale riots, Ireland was forced to establish the Dependency of Mann as an autonomous region. Vancouver Oblast built a government building and adopted its own flag. Lineland moved its capital from Linasburg to Yakutsk due to Linelandic Russia now consisting of a vast majority of the country's population. Scandimar decided to intervene in the Ninth England War by declaring war on Yetia despite them not being involved and not even being sovereign currently. Once the Second Luxurian-Abardean War began, Scandimar threatened to intervene by declaring war on the NLE, but in response the NLE declared war in response, leading to a argument between the two as they disagreed who was the aggressor, leading to a non-canon interaction involving the nuclear annihilation of both parties with time machines.
Year 91	A mysterious spacecraft and cargo freighter orbited Yata for a while before going to the Amazon Rainforest. Poavak and Nilastan began having tensions. Utsong began implementing cavalry in its army. Bralien was incorporated into the Palladia Metropolitan Area Quatritonia kicked Kalevalaout of the top 5 largest countries ranking. Quatritonia launched several major agricultural projects, convering a huge portion of land between Saporishien, Bralien, and Palladia City into farmland. Nopedro asked for recognition Choros was angered by the NSE's continued control over Cyprus, unsuccessfully demanding that they surrender to them. Quatritonia made another tower. Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George gave birth to Lucas George, soon afterwards becoming pregnant with triplets. Nilastan Tech Support was founded. The NLE did some shady stuff which it covered up. George George's and Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George's family was stated to have died in a car crash according to the Luxurian Media, alleging that the House of George had gone extinct. This was false, and the two made a statement from their home in Celtic verifying that it was a lie. A strange green creature was spotted in the Amazon, prompting Yetia to send an expedition to investigate the new species. The Turkish People's Party (Yetia) incited revolts in Yetia's Turkey Province over its lack of autonomy. Sarpistan expanded to the unclaimed areas north of it, soon afterwards signing a border treaty with Morduria to split the area cleanly between the two. Strange radio broadcasts containing gibberish were sent across the world.
Year 92	King William III Linasburg of Lineland's health began to rapidly decline to the point of needing hospitalisation, leaving the country under Prince-Consort Elmo Linasburg as regent. Lustland was established. Lustland unsuccessfully attempted to convince the NLE to change the name of Luxuria due to it meaning Lust in some languages, claiming it 'did not fit them'. Scandimar attempted to attack Ireland, but this failed due to out-of-universe reasons. Scandimar reached a population of 18 million, of which 3 million were conscripted into its military. The New Sizzlean Empire crowned General Zheng as their king.
Year 93	A robot of unknown extraterrestrial origin was trapped on Yata for many centuries. Sipedro took notice of the recent increases in the Parahuman population, prompting them to decide to create a 'Hero School' where people with anomalous abilities could hone their talents. Sipedro proposed a treaty banning the use of Anomalies in warfare. Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George gave birth to twiplets by the names of Arlo George, Poseidon George, and George Jr. George. Quatritonia largely completed the Stramiastreico Palladia skyscraper. A mysterious group of people bought physically strong prisoners from impoverished countries. A panda called Sir Wilhelm lived in the Yetia City Shopping Centre The first floor of the Yetia City Shopping Centre was built. The leader of the NLE spilled their coffee. Aparty was established.
Year 94	A group of Penguins became sapient. Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George gave birth to Harriet George, her 9th child. Scandimar's population grew to 22.9 million, of which a majority were children.
Year 95	Yakamotian president Hashatoto Makayo resigned. Hongerswak objected to Yetia declaring itself neutral. Aparty built the Centennial Tower (also known as the Aparty Tower), being the largeest building outside of the Tritonia-sphere. East Tritonia soon installed laser tower machinery onto it. A series of communications from Poavak were intercepted stating 'Begin testing procedures for the new experiment' and 'That tech seems to work'. Dzaphania was established. Yamalia was established. The Treaty of Yakutsk expired, leading to Sipedroan New Sizzle being returned to Sizzle, leading to largescale Sipedroan migration out of the territory. Islandia implemented significant decentralizing reforms that led to each island gaining its own ruling prince. Asophania was established as the first country on Antarctica. The Bashnya Tower was built in Salekhard, Yamalia Protests occurred in North Italy Province.
Year 96	Asophania sighted several instances of green flashing eyes in the newly established Asolab's cavern. The NLE made flags for its new colonies. The village of Wesiri was founded in New Luxurian Poavak. New Luxurian Poavak's population increased quickly. The Sawu fishing station was built in New Luxurian Poavak Dog Naps was knighted as a national hero. New Sizzle became the official capital of Sizzle Sizzle endured a homelessness crisis. An unknown nation broadcasted static. Sizzle asked the NLE if it wanted "country sex". The NLE Refused. Yomtachia was established.
Year 97	Utsong asked for reparations from Sizzle, but was ignored. Yetia gifed the Sizzlean government a rare alpine mineral. Aparty began preparations to host a global event for the First Centennial, constructing a number of venues and the Masqat International Airport. Yakamoto signed a treaty that was it join Sizzle as an autonomous region, ceasing its status as a sovereign state. The Kasana Pike skyscraper was bombed, allowing Yamalia's Bashyn Tower to become the world's tallest building. Sizzle claimed that Global Warming exists, leading to widespread condemnation. Lineland yelled at NLE Asgorth signed aa treaty that joined it into Sizzle as an autonomous region, thus losing its sovereignty. This scared Taiwan. The '98 World Cup was delayed to Year 100. Qualifiers and Friendly matches still continued. The leaders of Yetia and Sizzle had a really good burger in Newtown. Feep said "Wakanda Forever" and launched a attack in every country before leaving. There were no consequences. A missing Yetian ship was found. A old smelly pirate ship sailed on ocean currents. Nilastan and New Luxurian Poavak had several disputes over territorial waters. Sizzle unsuccessfully attempted to scam the NLE into giving them money
Year 98	With the First Contact with Mei'ra occurring, all groups which survived The Great Sleep such as the SDS Foundation and the Order of the Metal Mind returned to their previous functions once the Post-Sleep humans were proven to still spread the Sleeping Sickness. Many nations around the world claimed to have weird dreams about dragons. King Patrky Robertson of Sizzle learned of a plot by the Sizzlean Parliament to launch a coup after the King's death, prompting him to arrest the government and classify all of their plans. King Henry Robertson of Yetia realised that if he were to die then a war of succession could happen in Yetia, claiming that the House of Yetevia would be responsible for this. The increasing tension in the world lead to Aparty building the "Deflector Array" in order to create a shield protecting the country if necessary, fearing that the First Centennial event could be ruined. Tritonia completed the Ruzhetia-Mosco Powerplant, connecting neighbouring states such as Yomtachia to their electrical grid. Yetia legalised gay marriage. Sizzle mistook this as it being criminalized due to Hongerswak claiming that they did it first, leading to a minor dispute as Sizzle thought a gay revolution would happen. Wales' progress on building The Titanic was going well, likely meeting the shipp's first sail date in 100 CE.
Year 99	The town of "Rote" was established on Rote Island, New Luxurian Poavak. Newtown and Yetia City formed a "union" to collaborate. Yetia Bank was founded in Newtown. The Spinese General Official of Wasting Time stated that if Spisos was to become independent again it'd get a new flag.
Year 100	Dog Naps, oldest person in the world and unsurmountable icon in the Boxing world, passed away due to old age. Peter Griffin 2 rematerialized Chris Griffin and Meg Griffin out of Sub-Palladia back into Petoria Yetia tried to find something on the ocean floor A alien ship landed in Velodoland very briefly before leaving again after exploring the area. After getting comfortable to their new home in the Second Kingdom of Luxuria, George George and Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George had their final child Sofia George. It was revealed that the NLE had lied about a meteor Yetian hikers found the remnants of the first Yeqwiquan UFO to be used by the Luxurian Empire after it was briefly reactivated and shot down during World War 6. Due to hiatus in reconstruction, the Tritonia Twist Tower was dismantled and replaced by a larger bank building. Liam II George unsuccessfully asked for Melbourne back from Lineland. Creepyland was founded.
Year 101	George George and Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George announced they will no longer have more children. King William III Linasburg of Lineland finally died after many years of being in a comatose state, leading to King-Consort Elmo Linasburg being crowned as the new king. The Shibe Isles Autonomous Region was established in Lineland. The city of Petropavlovsk was founded in Lineland, soon getting a number of apartment buildings and markets. After the Echtonian War of Succession, the Kingdom of Tremar was founded near Nilastan, the Kingdom of Dorevo was founded in future Yangoon, the Kingdom of Crescido was founded in Antarctica, and the Kingdom of Corivar was founded in west africa. King Patrky Robertson of Sizzle had a Bat Burger Yomtachia forced enslaved Humans to teach them genetics. Lineland began building a primary school. Sizzle criminalized dog & cat meat. Kryjfgniraew and Yomtachia cooperated against Yetian guerillas. Lustland found a large Yomtach population in the Amazon, integrating them into its society. The Yomtach Invasion of North America confused Yamalia. The Ugandan Knuckles rebuilt Kivu. Sizzle built a nuclear powerplant. Sizzle reported the warmest day ever in its territory. Aleksandr Tsybulsky won re-election in Luvakhia with 60% of the vote, maintaining a Socialist opposition. Charles Osen was elected as the new president of Waclaw with 80% of the vote. Kangaroo Island declared independence from Luxuria over King George George liking pineapple on Pizza, promptly being recognised by a few microstates and Creepyland. A Sizzlean game designer released Big Chungus: The Complete Saga, leading to some criticism over Big Chungus being a real war criminal. Human Thyroid Cancer rates increased. Lustland saved sheeps from radiation poisoning via pornhub (somehow). Sizzle and Abard had a couple minute long war where they just shouted at each other before making peace. Celtic liked Lustland's leaders oiled up porno, which lead to Lustland beginning to sell oil to other countries so it could fund its "projects" Scotland made a gameshow called Who Wants to be a Millionaire Ireland made a show called Mrs. Brown's Boys filmed in Glasgow Uganda was established after it was fixed by the Ugandan Knuckles Sizzle tried to expand the New Allied League, leadin gto Creepyland unsuccessfully trying to join.
Year 102	Goldaria established the Peter Griffin Museum The Yetia City - Newtown Union increased its cohesion. Scotland, Ireland, and Wales made WiFi free in their countries. Sizzle increased WiFi costs. The Dognaps Boxing Gym fell into financial difficulties to the point that it might of been sold, prompting Brandon Davey to begin considering buying it so it wouldn't be turned intol a dump. Brandon Davey and Allie began dating President Kelli Velvet of Lustland posted pictures of Lustland on Instagram President Kelli Velvet of Lustland began dating President Koel el Fiesta-Von Karmen of Sipedro Weird fleshy plants, pink growths and pink biomes began to appear in Antarctica, especially near Iujadocitia. Waclaw made Yamalia x Nakmai fanfiction. Abard and Sizzle kept slapping each other, leading to Abard slapping several major deities. Sizzle got annoyed at Taiwan for being late with its rice exports. Skye killed a cow. Feep spoke to Abard in spanish, which Abard didn't understand. Peterland had a concussion Flamingia inferred that it found Peterland in outer space, leading to both of them becoming allies. Rare pictures of the boxing match between Dog Naps and Tobiasz Jr. came out. Creepyland accused Yetia of not supporting incest. King Patrky Robertson fell sick. A strange spacecraft visited Mei'ra. Yetia expanded paths in the Alps and built bridges across the rivers. Celtic FC and Aberdeen FC faced off in the finale of the Scottish Football Cup. The Democratic Republic of Hostage Box declared independence in Petoria.
Year 103	There were more Sizzlean restaurants in Yetia than restaurants in Sizzle. Shepard the Third moved back into Ruppera Castle in Wales, where he learned modern Welsh. Dorito Guy offered to lead Yetia because he'd make Doritos free. Despite the Unification of Silust, Goldaria maintained business ties with Sipedro. Goldaria kept having internal issues. Spisos invented hockey, which became popular in Kalevala. Spisos invented Tumblr, Google, and every other major social media. Feep tried to convince the Sipedroan Empire to promise not to invade it, which Sipedro was only willing to do if they joined the axis. This made Richard rise from the sea and say ancient stuff. Sizzle prayed to Richard. Mei'ra went back into isolation due to The Regenerator Array. A red zap happened in Waclaw. Humanity learned of FTL Travel, though it only properly managed to attain it over the next few years as it required intensive reverse-engineering efforts.
Year 104	Sizzle apologised for its failure in World War 7. Sarpian Cats were created. Waclaw kept rambling about orders. People started praying to a weird tablet. South Sarpistan discovered wandering groups of "Cats" in the desert, revealing that they were Sarpians that fled the de-cattification of North Sarpistan. The Cornish Insurgents of 104 freed Scotland from its status as a client-state of Abard. An unknown polity thanked Petoria for hiding it. King Patrky Robertson of Sizzle became old. An unknown polity recognized Kangaroo Island's independence. Elmo Linasburg began reconsidering Lineland's foreign policy. The Sipedroan Empire forced Yorica to name a state after them. Petoria began doing things again. The State of the Shibe Isles peacefully rejoined Lineland All remaining Sarpians migrated to Utsong, where they established the National Cingdom of Neo-Sarpia. King Alexandros of Choros died, leading to Constantine of Choros to be crowned as the next king. A species of fungus consumed the destroyed remains of the East Antarctic Furry Base. Spisos updated its flag. Anadyr, later renamed to Kholodok, was founded in far-eastern Lineland.
Year 105	Sipedro legalised cars due to President Henry El Peso not wanting to walk. This lead to 10 thousand deaths from car crashes due to everyone wandering in the street, leading to outrage. Aparty's sovereignty was restored 5 years after World War 6. Ezon was founded in Yetia Henry El Peso ran over 50 people. Zina Echthyt opened her eyes, awaking from her slumber. She looked outside her window to notice the baby blue sky. She took a deep sigh and got up from her cozy bed. Zina got dressed in her dictator outfit, and went to her office. Nopedro accused the El Fiesta Family of being norwegian. The Regenerator Array turned the Yetian garrison on Fiji into "Fijium" Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson hit Henry El Fiesta in the head. The Martian Empire built laser tag arenas. Due to Perry the Platypus' actions during the Iujadogian-Yatan War, the religion of Perrism was founded in Nakmai. Hongerswak learned grammar. The air quality in Yetia improved. Scotland coronated a new king who lead the country down a path of being more religious, leading to them promoting Christianity in Sizzle and England. The New Sipedroan Republic wanted to leave the New Axis Powers, but they said Sipedro couldn't. Refugees returned to Yetia Yetia accepted Sizzle's offer of country sex Creepyland wrote Sizzle x Yetia fanfiction. The Second Sizzlean-Yetian Empire signed a non-aggression pact with Scotland. Scotland called Celtic ugly. Kalevala's spies found scary things, which Creepyland found stupid. The Church of England was established. Heydar Pianga began flirting with Kelli Velvet. An unnamed country caleld Creepyland hot, leading it to make various inappropriate statements. Poavak granted independence to Old Osania Nakmai spread Perrism to Yamalia. Old Osania invented Gacha Life. Fighting began between Sizzlean Catholics and Protestants over the existence of the Third Sizzlean-Yetian Empire The Yata Gacha Gay Love Story was revealed to be an in-universe work of fiction made in Creepyland
Year 106	The South Route was completed. Nakmai made International Perry Celeberation Day to be held on every May 11th, with the idea being given by Yamalia as both of their leaders participated. Hindi became an official language of Nilastan Neo-Sarpia revealed to the world that it existed as it rambled incoherently about cat things. Fatso the Cat became Neo-Sarpia's most famous musician, as he would live for 1881 more years. Neo-Sarpia embraced national bolshevism and became allies with Creepyland over it wanting catgirls. Poland speaking made Castrovalence jump to 0.251. The "Guyana Tribe" sent Banana Species soldiers to help the Ezon Provisional Government. Shepard The Third that Wales used to be ruled by Dragons, allegedly ending after they 'interbred with sheep too much' in order to create Welsh people. During an official state visit to Nakmai, President Sportavny Sidorov of Yamalia accidentally touched President Bei Pham of Nakmai's hand, leading to outrage due to this being seen as gay, before they clarified that it was 'no homo'. Ivailo Kalfin was elected as Premier of Yetia.
Year 107	With the Iujado gone, colonisation of Corecent began as Tritonian and Martian vessels set up outposts on the planet. Yetia and Tritonia signed a trade agreement. Vedaburg and Poland became allies. Yamalia was about to claim the region surrounding the town of Poseshchayemyy, only for the country of Luvamatrilia to be founded there. The Helsinki-Medhezaliv Border Treaty was signed, leading to Luvakhia selling some minor border territories to Kalevala. Kalevala joined the European Sphere. The cities of Kellog and Irkutsk were founded in Lineland. Earthquakes rocked Yetia as it tried to keep 'something' underground. The city of Pietari was founded in Kalevala Lulu The Panda revealed that Peterland was enacting a Panda Genocide due to it liking Florian Pandas more.
Year 108	The existence of the Luxuria-Argentina Bridge Project was leaked. Democratic-Republican Party Candidate Thomas was elected president of Yorica. South Sarpistan unsuccessfully tried to convince Yetia to hand over Cyprus and southern Anatolia. The Republic of Ireland was reorganized into the Kingdom of Ireland, a constitutional monarchy lead by King O'Connor of Ireland in order to appease republican elements The city of New Galway was founded in Irish Iceland. Ireland denounced Yetia's control over England. Ireland began colonising Greenland. During the Discord Crisis Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were sent to Vrchatia where they learned about how the Ugandan Knuckles Queen invented Uno (the card game). The Republic of Drenemoria seceded from Tritonia. Luvamatrilia offered to be Kalevala's ally in order to get corpses, which they ignored. Kronor Province was made in Yetia Nilastan sent an army to Sri Lanka for unknown reasons. Eteria was established in east africa. Yamalia and Nakmai established "Yamalia-Nakmai Friendship Week" in each of their territories. Zina claimed an island off of Iceland. The colonies of the English Government in Exile were placed under Irish rule under the promise they would be returned once England was liberated. Lustland offered Zina an alliance, which was refused. Drenemoria began using Regenerator Lasers on convicts and shipping them to Corestias. Sizzle criminalized prostitution. Zina and Creepyland became allies, leading some confusion as Creepyland mistook Creepy (God) for Creepy (Space Giraffe) The Duchy of Grandebaie was established as a Catanian protectorate. Linasgrad International Airport was built. Catania completed the Anticosti Causeway. After 2 years of rule under interim Prime-Minister Vanya, Lineland officially dissolved its monarchy after the extinction of the House of Linasburg as the Linelandic Federation was proclaimed. Nikolai Aksentiev was elected as the first President of Lineland. Largescale Chimpanzee migrations occurred in central Africa. Vietnamese began being taught in Yamalian schools, while Russian began being taught in Nakmaian schools.
Year 109	Poavak did an underwater nuclear bomb test, which was followed by sightings of a large spiky creature being spotted in the pacific ocean. Yamalia and Nakmai's leaders discussed each other's marriage status and made propaganda of each other, which Kauria called gay. A massive creature was spotted off the coast of Canton, and then Lunemari. Nakmai claimed to have learned english from Asgorth. Luvakhia, Lineland, and Yamalia established the "Russian Council" as a forum amongst russian-speaking countries. Drenemoria and Tritonia also tried to join, but were ignored for being latinized. Lineland opened tourism to Vrangelsk. Luvamatrilia joined the Russian Council. The New Sipedroan Republic bribed Poavak into letting it leave the New Axis Powers. The initial phases of the construction of Katryk were completed. The Second Nuan Krovh declared independence from Scandimar. Yetia denounced both Nopedro and the New Sipedroan Republic Ellaria and Tritoniacooperated to build Africa's first modern highway from Alkatse to Lunemari. Nuan Krovh denounced Scandimar. A Yetian game developer released "Big Chungus 2 & Chungus" Creepyland kept threatening to make smut of countries due to its irrelevancy. Yamalia invented chess, leading to Asophania being ranked #1 worldwide, while Yamalia became #2. Peterland was reorganized into Floria, leading to an argument with Creepyland. Monarchist figures in Tritonia began to organize. Creepyland's relaxed marriage laws allowed Florians to have interracial marriages. Creepyland made a yaoi anime called Two Italys and one Emperor about the Yetian-Italian War. Creepyfan27 boasted about their marriage with George Jr. George, leading to confusion from the NSR. Nakmai and Taiwan feared invasion by the Utsongan Empire. Yamalia offered to build airports in Nakmai so it could escape if it was invaded. Linguaggio University was established as Napoli's most prestigious linguistics institute.
Year 110	Lulu the Panda married Banda the Panda, leading to them having a baby called Paopao the Panda A frozen meteor impacted the sahara desert, freezing a significant area despite the area's extreme heat. The Yetian Royal Front proclaimed the restoration of the Yetian Colonial Organization, which established the Ortilia Province. Italian Africa was officially established as a region of Italy. Luis El Fiesta withdrew recognition of Nopedro's sovereignty. The New Sipedroan Republic outlawed owning a sponge while hoolding 53 eggs while cosplaying a goblin on tuesdays, leading to 11037 arrests. The 26th Yetian Civil War allowed Waclaw to effectively operate as a semi-independent state under mob rule. The State of Albania unsuccessfully begged for international recognition. Eteria accused Goldaria of ethnic cleansing against the Somalis. Karl Yetevia-Anssen of the Yetian Royal Frontdied, leading to Wilhelm Yetevia-Anssen being crowned as its next ruler. He was notable for his initial policy of greatly increasing investments into Yetian architecture, shipping low-quality buildings to other countries such as Argentina and making new ones instead. Piracy increased in the Mediterranean. A mysterious nation claimed it would arrive. Hongerswak discovered the Ravagers in a cave, promptly militarizing them as cavlary. 3 Hongerswakan elites known as Gunbo, Yiano, and Fuhan accidentally visited Eteria, leading to them being executed by Hongerswak, whom blamed their deaths on Eteria. Following a naval boundary dispute, Yetia embargoed Tritonian access to the bosphorus. Hayas and Luvamatrilia had a brief dispute. Ireland officially annexed the entirety of Greenland, leading to it reforming into the "United Kingdoms of Ireland and the Arctic Dominions" while retaining Ireland as its informal title. Tritonia moved its capital from Palladia to Tritonia City. Zina seemed to have kidnapped 10 people from each country as its citizens. The New Sipedroan Republic was reorganized into simply Sipedro.
Year 111	Terrorist attacks occurred in Yetia. As both Sipedro and Nopedro's people began being more polarised against one another, Sipedro unsuccessfully attempted to request the return of its lands. Poavak began investing in Sarpistan. Poavak began publicly funding pilgrimages for followers of Avakism. Creepyland complained about not being relevant anymore, leading to Denver Town being blown up which caused an insurrection, which Zina refused to help against. After countless decades, Spisos finally elected a new president by the name of James Smith. He promptly held a speech regarding his victory; "Spisos is an amazing country, but it has been ruined by witches. You may ask how have witches ruined our country? after all.. they don't exist. WELL THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. WITCHES DO EXIST, I'VE SEEN IT FOR MYSELF. THEY CURSED MY FATHER WITH AN EVIL CURSE WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY. BECAUSE OF THEM, HE IS DEAD. SO WITCHES ARE ILLEGAL NOW. IF YOU SEE A WITCH, REPORT THEM TO THE POLICE. WITCHES ARE NOT ACCEPTED IN SPISOS. WE WILL BURN ALL OF THESE WITCHES ALIVE!". Luvamatrilia was self depracating over other countries making fun of it for asking for dead bodies, leading to Spisos defending them and complimenting their aesthetic, which made the two establish an alliance.
Year 112	Utsong and Tritonia signed the Changri'La-Canton Border Treaty, handing over portions of northern Tritonian Canton to Utsong. Poavak moved its capital to Makassar. The "Scramble for Yata" began, as nearly half of Yata was unclaimed at this point yet within less than a decade the entire planet was claimed. The Unclaimed portions of Central Asia were partitioned by its neighbours, with some of the central regions being settled by fleeing refugees from the Fourth Republic of Alinya, claiming the region for themselves. Nilastan incorporated northern India. Utsong, Alinya, Nilastan, and Taiwan established the Asian Defence Pact. The White-Tailed Eagle became Yetia's national animal. Heydar Pianga began dating Potrashivkya, a Yamaliangirl he met in Luxuria. Breadland was established, with their first act being outlawing living and legalizing asexual incest. Breadland began rambling in a strange prose about eating aborted babies and living in Creepyland, which made Creepyland disinterested as they refused to acknowledge Breadland much like they didn't acknowledge Floria. Creepyfan27 used her marriage to George Jr. George to get 7 thousand more people living in Creepyland by extraditing criminals. While initially angered by this, George George warmed up too the idea of using Creepyland as a penal colony. Queen Margaret of Osania became a lesbian in Sipedro. Poavak decriminalized homosexuality. Creepyland unsuccessfully tried to pay Mei'ra to clone Creepy, failing due to using hairs of a caveman as a genetic template. Alinya integrated several Uighur peoples in the Anakistan Region as an exclave. People in Lineland called for the unbanning of the Communist Party of Lineland. Lineland established several new oblasts. Vanino was renamed to Khabarovsk Breadland legalized living, but criminalized licking people's spleens on a glorgday (8th day of week). The ULSR Unsuccessfully tried to convince Yamalia, Luvamatrilia, and Luvakhia to unify into a united socialist Rus nation. The ULSR and Yamalia signed a border treaty which exchanged several territories between one another in order to make their border less stupid.
Year 113	Kalevala invented Angry Birds Breadland published the_revue.avi, which Creepyland enjoyed. Asophania claimed to have "albino spider humanoids" working in its labs that "ate human limbs". Yorica and Asophanian California partitioned all North American territories south of the 49th Parallel between one another. This lead to Creepyland having an angry outburst which devolved into crying as it claimed Yorica ruined people going there. Yorica elected President James of Yorica. The Confederate States of Yorica illuded that its existence would one day arrive.
Year 114	Goldaria and Sarpistan signed the 'Treaty of the Nile', which demarcated their further expansion into the Nile region. Hongerswak tested its first nuclear weapon after years of development, concluding in a success which preceded them beginning to work on a second bomb. Kauria began implementing institutional reforms. Cajilia was founded. Itachia was founded. Yetians with Mind Block implants broke public property in Sipedro. Lustland and Itachia spoke about surgeries they had in their lives. Cornia seceded from Yetia. Cornia began selling Zina merchandise. Sizzle "declared war" on racism. Zina established settlements on Amaris and Narakam.
Year 115	Humambo was established, leading to them quickly exposing themselves as a corrupt militaristic hellscape. Inchyros and Luxuria were close friends. Inchyros renamed Istanbul to Constantinople Apothelis and Inchyros officially formed an alliance between one another. The Church of Kamina was founded. Heydar Pianga impregnated his wife. Safir Pianga was reported to be in a relationship. Doha began building its first skyscraper. Zina and Sizzle had an argument again over public infrastructure. Sarpistan tested a nuclear weapon in the unclaimed sahara. Sarpistan rejoined the Aundzer Alliance. Anti-War protests happened in Asophania. Sipedro revealed why drugs were so prevalent therw was due to life kinda sucking. Spisos began tearing out the spinal cords of alleged 'Witches' while they were still alive. East Yetia annexed portions of Greater Venice Province. A proposed business deal between Spisos and Goldaria fell through as Spisos decided half-way that business was witchcraft. Red Army opened up its foreign relations. Yata having wars reminded the Bejrik Order of the Bejrik-Kanar War.
Year 116	The UQSR renovated the Sky Tritonia tower, a building in Tritonia City based off of the old Sky Palladia. CreepyFan29 gave birth to Once-ler Smith. Sizzle announced that it "built all the land". Feur Island discovered the Cat Dragons. The United Nations unsuccessfully tried to convince the Theian countries to send representatives, which they were unable to do because of distance. Yakamotomoto and Feur Island became allies.
Year 117	Yetian Equatorial Africa was established. Heydar Pianga's first daughter Elena Pianga was born. Due to his wife dying during the Great African War, Heydar Pianga remarried to a Hongerswakan woman. The Spinese village of Sorciere was burned and massacred due to allegations of its people being witches. Floria condemned this, leading to Spisos telling Luvamatrilia to declare war on "all witch countries" which Luvamatrilia misinterpreted to mean all religious countries, prompting Floria to summon God to smite Spisos, leading to Spisos starting to burn male witches as well. The Republic of Central Africa was reorganized into Bornuvia. The Second Nihilist War caused an economic collapse. Safir Pianga's wife was pregnant with triplets. While on the Genesis Ship, Safir Pianga and Heydar Pianga planned enacting revenge against Yetia for the Great African War. Yetia began sending expeditions into Africa in order to assist them in establishing their own republics. Bullshit Steak Restaurant was opened in Newtown. Newtown Carwash was opened in Newtown. Neo-Sarpia hadn't done anything in a while so it rampaged Iujadogia. Nuan Krovh mumbled about revenge on Humanity. Sizzle banned birds from coming into its country, which they accepted because they all loved Sizzle. "Tritonk Bird" forgave humanity because it wanted love and belongings. Breadland legalised cutting off fathers ears if they don't worship on Tuesdays. Lineland bought minor border territories from the Bejrik Order. Safir Pianga's wife gave birth to triplets, with two girls and a boy. Kalevala accidentally made intelligent dogs. Iujadogia theorised that the Asophanians which had been taken over by the YNF were in hiding.
Year 118	Alderavin saw rapid urban development. Yetia initially declared its neutrality in the African Revolutionary War. Shortages in its Human test-subject stockpiles lead to the YNF beginning animal testing that lead to the weaponization of several animals as military assets. Great Sizzle criminalized swearing, but after some push-back this was revised to only apply to priests and politicians. Xining Airport was upgraded. Great Sizzle instituted state-funded free wifi. Great Sizzle legalized gay marriage. National Union Day was started in Sizzle only every July 7th. Lineland and Yakamotomoto became allies with Great Sizzle. With Asophania now having been gone for about a year, Macanaland and Catacoriaofficially ended their association and became fully sovereign states. Bejrik Order warned Tritonien about the rise of The Iujado as a threat. Nilastan asked to purchase some border territories in Balochistan, but was rejected. Great Sizzle criminalized racism. Great Sizzle announced that its king was a sex offender. Sizzle created rice. The region around Yancheng was granted autonomy. Suburb Street (Micronation) was established, leading to them, Colter, and Noho forming the "Unrecognized Countries Alliance".
Year 119	The Republic of Minguo was granted independence from Great Sizzle, leading to them beginning to preach about how good Great Sizzle was at random intervals. Nilastani missionaries instigated a significant community of Hindus to form in Yetian Guiana Creepyland created a copy of Asgorth in Fries. The Republic of Guinea officially reorganized itself into the Republic of Lizarb as it declared independence from the Association of Yetian States as a wholly independent state. Fearing attacks from The Iujado, Nuan Krovh released the Republic of Kalevala and Republic of Svealand as independent buffer-states within the Greenland Alliance. Kauria joined the Greenland Alliance and promised an independent "Yomtach Republic". Italy inexplicably reclaimed Sardinia and Corsica.
Year 120	Lustland established the city of Lewdness. Luvakhia began preparing for war with The Iujado, gathering an unknown ally for this purpose. Catania declared a new semi-autonomous mandate known as the "Newfoundland National Restoration Council" as a partially-sovereign polity to manage the reconstruction of Newfoundland after it appeared to have been destroyed by alien forces. The NNRC was a private company supported by the Catanian Government. Mei'ra joined the Greenland Alliance. An unknown ship visited the south poles of Luna and Corecent. Great Sizzlean Lineland requested independence or increased autonomy within Great Sizzle. This was ignored, which caused Linelandic terrorists to instigate a series of bombings and riots. Nilastan's population reached 80 million. Asophania in Exile used a special technology to break Almadina off from Iujadogia as a new country and block the Iujado from entering its territory yet allowing Humans to enter and leave. Many Yetaians migrated into Nilastani territory.
Year 128	Yakamotomoto invented Volleyball. Breadland invented Gorgball.
Year 134	Thomas Running was attributed to have invented running after trying to walk twice.

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